I'm literally dying of laughter at my desk right now.
#3
Dave
Question: Specifically, what kind of wheelbarrow do you carry your balls in?
Answer: My balls are carried for me at all times by the thirteen contestants who lost to me on Jeopardy back in 2004 with a negative score, meaning they didn't get to compete in Final Jeopardy. They take turns.
#4
sixpackshaker
I am a bit shocked by how funny he has become.
#5
Jiarn
I'd put SERIOUS money on the fact that he's probably a 4channer.