Kurtz doing what he does best

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Wahad

Wahad



Scott Kurtz said:
The episode of The Variants that I guest starred on along with David Crosland is live. It was so much fun filming this episode. Big thanks to Richard, Joe, Ken, Keli, Barry, Luke and all the cast and crew of The Variants. Check out previous episodes at their website.

Poor Keli had to endure me being a total douche to her this entire episode. The director kept insisting that I touch her lips or pinch them in the scene where I interrupt her. That’s five or six takes of my sausage fingers all over her face. Bleh. But Keli was a real trooper (and Julie was very quick with the hand sanitizer). Keli, you’re the best!
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Shegokigo

Shegokigo

Did he gain the weight back?

Well at least he's taking the Courtney Love approach and playing to his real life for inspiration.

Wow he even fucked up the Star Wars quote. :blue:
 
phil

phil

it was alright. Acting wise, they need to speak a little quicker to make it seem more natural. The plot was kind of meh, just in that I kinda got the point pretty quickly and nothing *really* happened. I guess maybe I just have no idea who these people are so seeing this dude act all spaced out was a little lost on me beyond the immediate joke.
 
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Cuyval Dar

I thought that he wasn't *as* morbidly obese anymore. Guess I was wrong.
 
Steve

Steve

phil said:
it was alright. Acting wise, they need to speak a little quicker to make it seem more natural. The plot was kind of meh, just in that I kinda got the point pretty quickly and nothing *really* happened. I guess maybe I just have no idea who these people are so seeing this dude act all spaced out was a little lost on me beyond the immediate joke.
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Agreed. The pace is a little awkward. It's like it was almost there but not quite. You get the impression they think they are a lot funnier than they actually are.

From Scott's Twitter:
It's so great to start my day w emails about how obese I am. I'm sooo glad I appeared on video. It's really paying off.

Know what I'll be next year? A fat guy. Two years? Fat. Faaatttttt

So much effort went into losing this weight. I don't know why I thought it would buy me a reprieve from this stuff. Forgot my place I guess.

After 3 years of steady weight loss I'm still a fat guy.

Scott Kurtz said:
Poor Keli had to endure me being a total douche to her
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And the club grows by one more member,
 
Steve

Steve

That is him AFTER losing a lot of weight. He's dropped quite a bit already. The biggest problem with this video and his appearance is they put him next to a guy who is about 5 foot 1 and a 110 pound girl. By contrast he looks huge.
 
Shegokigo

Shegokigo

From Scott's Twitter:
It's so great to start my day w emails about how obese I am. I'm sooo glad I appeared on video. It's really paying off.

Know what I'll be next year? A fat guy. Two years? Fat. Faaatttttt

So much effort went into losing this weight. I don't know why I thought it would buy me a reprieve from this stuff. Forgot my place I guess.

After 3 years of steady weight loss I'm still a fat guy.
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Remember when you were downing those twinkie shakes years back? Yeah, should have thought about it then. :cool:
 
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GeneralOrder24

KURTZ!!!!!1 said:
After 3 years of steady weight loss I'm still a fat guy.
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How steady of a weight loss? If he averaged a loss of .2 pounds a day, that'd be over 200 pounds for three years.

Though I must say, after seeing the video, I do feel a tad less sensitive about my weight.
 
P

Philosopher B.

He used to be twice that size.

Anyhoo, the vid wasn't bad, could've been better as it felt a bit too ... 'Amateur-ish'.
 
figmentPez

figmentPez

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I've started watching through the other episodes of The Variants. I'm enjoying them, but I could just be blinded by the cute redhead.
 
T

Twitch

I wish everyone would get over the hard on they get for hating on Kurtz. If he's such an asshole why do you all care so much? Just stop talking about him.
 
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Dusty668

The taste maker whants me to hate him, I hear his voice every night from under the bed "I'ma gonna kill another forum!!! Not enough of you talllk about meeeeeee!!! Don't touch meeeee!!!"


If you'll excuse me, I gotta go get more night lights.
 
Dave

Dave

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SCOTT was uncomfortable doing it. And the camera adds weight as anyone will tell you.


I sometimes wonder why he does anything at all because of the haters.
 
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Cuyval Dar

I'm sorry, but no camera can add that much weight. If it could, I would have ordered one long ago. *Sucks to be crazy skinny and tall*
 
bhamv3

bhamv3

<Chandler Bing>

So how many cameras are actually on you?

</Chandler Bing>

(I'm sorry, I just remembered that quote.)
 
ElJuski

ElJuski

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I don't understand what weight has to do with the poor acting and shitty jokes of this show.

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Actually, some of the jokes aren't bad. The execution is miserable though :(
 
Frank

Frank

I feel bad for the hate he gets. My whole family is fat, my cousins, all fat, my parents, fat, my grandparents, fat, my brothers range from fat to skinny.

My first cousin is in the same boat he is, 6'6" and was about 500 pounds. He's lost about 200 of that so far so he's still pretty fat, but he's working on it. I get his frustration about constantly being judged. I dunno, I hate hating on people for being overweight.
 
KCWM

KCWM

The Variants haven't gotten better over the course of their episodes. It's still a little awkward. I enjoy it, but the quality is on a plateau.
 
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Dusty668

I don't hate him cause he's fat, heck I probably weigh more than he ever did. I hate him cause he wants me to.

:brick:
 
Shegokigo

Shegokigo

Frankie said:
I feel bad for the hate he gets. My whole family is fat, my cousins, all fat, my parents, fat, my grandparents, fat, my brothers range from fat to skinny.

My first cousin is in the same boat he is, 6'6" and was about 500 pounds. He's lost about 200 of that so far so he's still pretty fat, but he's working on it. I get his frustration about constantly being judged. I dunno, I hate hating on people for being overweight.
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Wasn't hating on him for being fat, I just simply said it look like he gained the lost weight back.
 
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