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Lingerie for kids. Seriously.

Feb 3, 2010#1

Dave

This has got to be Icarus' wet dream.

http://celebrities.ninemsn.com.au/blog.aspx?blogentryid=585857&showcomments=true&rss=yes

Miley Cyrus' 9 year old sister is starting a line of lingerie for kids. I thought daddy was way too into Miley acting like a pole-dancing slut before but this is just fucking creepy.

Holy shit. No fucking WAY would I ever buy this for my kid. Ever.

As FigmentPez says down a bit, this may or may not be real.

http://www.cnbc.com/id/35223748

But the pictures in the first article....oy.

Feb 3, 2010#2

Espy

This has GOT to be a joke. It HAS to be.

Feb 3, 2010#3

crono1224

Well that family certainly will need its fair share of consoling before they get too much older. Clearly Billy Ray is too caught up in being the cool dad, or not falling out of the lime light he will let whatever goes through.

Feb 3, 2010#4

makare

Wait is it sexy lingerie or just underwear?

Feb 3, 2010#5

Chippy

This has killed my faith in humanity. Disgusting.

Feb 3, 2010#6

Cajungal

That pink thing looks more like a swimsuit.

the other stuff?.... meruhnh

Feb 3, 2010#7

Ravenpoe

What

the

FUCK.

Feb 3, 2010#8

figmentPez

Espy said:
This has GOT to be a joke. It HAS to be.

From CNBC:
Annie Dugourd, co-founder of Ooh, La La! Couture called me to say any plans to make a line of lingerie "is an absolute lie." She says they are making a line of clothing for Emily Grace, but "we only make tutu dresses...there's no lingerie." She blames the story on a blog by Perez Hilton and says, "It's been devastating for our little company. We're two stay-at-home moms who make tutu dresses. We would never do anything inappropriate."

Feb 3, 2010#9

Dave

Hotlinking like a bitch here:

Warning: Photos are totally safe for work, but may skirt the boundaries of good taste.

And there's a video where a kid in fishnets talking about the line.

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I sure hope this is bullshit. I hope to God.

Feb 3, 2010#10

Cajungal

That top right one is gross.

Feb 3, 2010#11

makare

I guess I don't get it. She looks to be wearing a hell of a lot more, and a lot less sexy, than some of the pervy kid's crap I see at Walmart. *shrug*

Feb 3, 2010#12

ThatNickGuy

I...but it's...and they...but why would....

AHHHHHHHHH!!!

Feb 3, 2010#13

Chibibar

dude that is just wrong!!! wrong!!

I will never let my kids wear anything like that especially at 9... MAYBE when she is an adult but I don't want to think about that.

Feb 3, 2010#14

David

I would never let my kids wear that NOR would I let hang out at the home of kids whose parents let them wear that.

Feb 3, 2010#15

HCGLNS

This is one of those fake things to catch pedophiles isn't it? They announce a web site and collect data on people who order the stuff and Chris Hanson show up at their door the next week right, right?!!

Feb 3, 2010#16

David

HCGLNS said:
This is one of those fake things to catch pedophiles isn't it? They announce a web site and collect data on people who order the stuff and Chris Hanson show up at their door the next week right, right?!!

WE WERE JUST GOING TO BE FRIENDS I DON'T KNOW HOW I GOT THESE CONDOMS!

Feb 3, 2010#17

Occasional Poster

Dave said:
This has got to be Icarus' wet dream.

Hey! She is very mature for her age! And she has problems with her family and stuff, so it's really not inapproriate at all. In ancient history, women were considered adult enough to start a family at nine years old so i can't really see what the problem is.

/Ikarus

:tsk:

Feb 3, 2010#18

Hailey Knight

Looks 'shopped.

I'm not kidding either, that head is way too big.

Feb 3, 2010#19

Soliloquy

Well, it is the next logical step from Bratz dolls...

:wtf:

Feb 3, 2010#20

chakz

This is repulsive, I hope there some serious backlash for this.

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figmentPez;337538][QUOTE=Espy said:
This has GOT to be a joke. It HAS to be.

Feb 3, 2010#21

Espy

From CNBC:
We would never do anything inappropriate."

Click to expand...

Could this be edited into the OP? It certainly makes the world seem less horrifying then the title of this thread implies.

Those pictures dave posted are still really creepy though.

Assuming they made the clothes she's wearing in those pics I'd say that her statement is either HORRIBLY ignorant or and out an out lie.

Feb 3, 2010#22

figmentPez

Espy said:
Assuming they made the clothes she's wearing in those pics I'd say that her statement is either HORRIBLY ignorant or and out an out lie.

Very well said.

Feb 3, 2010#23

makare

You do have to wonder what the hell is going on in these people's minds regardless of their motivations.

Feb 3, 2010#24

Shadazz

Finally, underwear that will fit me!

Feb 4, 2010#25

Wahad

Those top two picture of the girl terrify me and will haunt my dreams. That face! :Leyla:

Feb 4, 2010#26

Chazwozel

.

This is some fucked up shit.

Feb 4, 2010#27

Silver Jelly

Shadazz said:
Finally, underwear that will fit me!

This comment in the middle of a reunion of angry and disgusted people made me laugh.

Feb 4, 2010#28

Gusto

EVERYTHING IS RUINED FOREVER

Feb 4, 2010#29

@Li3n

Finally i won't have to go through all that time consuming re-sizing of the lingerie i stole from people's lawns when i feel like making my abuse of pre-pubescents in the basement more romantic.

Feb 4, 2010#30

Hylian

Okay stop the planet I want off

Feb 4, 2010#31

Green_Lantern

WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?

Feb 4, 2010#32

Dave

Green_Lantern said:
WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?

Watching little girls in lingerie. God's a bit of a perv.

Feb 4, 2010#33

Chibibar

Dave;337805][QUOTE=Green_Lantern said:
WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?

Watching little girls in lingerie. God's a bit of a perv.[/QUOTE]

heheh.. If God wants us to have clothes, then we would have been born with it

(/sarcasm)

Feb 4, 2010#34

Bubble181

No words for this one. Ridiculous and wrong.

Oh, also, that girl is UGLY.

Feb 4, 2010#35

rabbitgod

/will to live

Feb 4, 2010#36

makare

Why is she wearing so much makeup too? The whole thing confuses me.

Feb 4, 2010#37

Chibibar

makare1 said:
Why is she wearing so much makeup too? The whole thing confuses me.

when kids are young they want to be adult, when kids becomes adult they want to look young.

who knows.

Feb 4, 2010#38

makare

Chibibar;337813][QUOTE=makare1 said:
Why is she wearing so much makeup too? The whole thing confuses me.

Feb 4, 2010#39

Chazwozel

Dave can you do me a favor and NSFW the pic on the first page. I don't want the FBI to haul me away.

Feb 4, 2010#40

Dave

makare1;337816][QUOTE=Chibibar;337813][QUOTE=makare1 said:
Why is she wearing so much makeup too? The whole thing confuses me.

when kids are young they want to be adult, when kids becomes adult they want to look young.

who knows.[/QUOTE]

No i get why a kid does stupid shit what I want to know is where are the parental units that are supposed to STOP the kids from doing stupid shit?[/QUOTE]

Tooling around the country watching his 17 year old pole dance on TV.

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Chazwozel said:
Dave can you do me a favor and NSFW the pic on the first page. I don't want the FBI to haul me away.

Done.

Feb 4, 2010#41

Chazwozel

Thanks buddy. They are safe for work, but they require a lot of 'splainin' should a co-worker walk by while I'm reading the thread.

Feb 4, 2010#42

LittleSin

I just told my hubby about this. He made n odd noise then tole me to put the phone on speaker phone then hold it next to my tummy.

In loud voice that no doubt had his friends t work scratching their head he said "Please, uterus, do not produce any girls. My poor heart would never be able to handle it."

My husband, everyone. They my have just taken his will to live.

Feb 4, 2010#43

Espy

That's hilarious LS

Feb 4, 2010#44

Dave

Again, as FigmentPez said, this may be either an exaggeration:

http://www.cnbc.com/id/35223748

But the clothes are still very inappropriate for that age.

Feb 4, 2010#45

Chazwozel

LittleSin said:
I just told my hubby about this. He made n odd noise then tole me to put the phone on speaker phone then hold it next to my tummy.

In loud voice that no doubt had his friends t work scratching their head he said "Please, uterus, do not produce any girls. My poor heart would never be able to handle it."

My husband, everyone. They my have just taken his will to live.

Oh they're not that bad...

...till they grow up and break your heart. But I've got a solid 10-12 years before my daughter hates my guts.

Feb 4, 2010#46

Chibibar

Dave said:
Again, as FigmentPez said, this may be either an exaggeration:

http://www.cnbc.com/id/35223748

But the clothes are still very inappropriate for that age.

That is still wrong on many levels. bad bad bad.... even in that context... no!

Feb 4, 2010#47

chakz

Maybe this is a cover, maybe there making lingerie for leprechauns and don't want anybody to know they exist.

I mean leprechauns should be allowed to feel pretty too amiright?

Feb 4, 2010#48

Silver Jelly

Being drunk dosnet meake this thread better

Feb 4, 2010#49