So, the majority of you don't know this, but I'm working on building a personal creativity / vanity site over at [WELL I CAN'T TELL YOU JUST NOW, CAN I, but...remember those awesome cartoon doodles I did?)] And, since I really love this site, and even MORE importantly, the ad revenue from you guys popping over to MY site, I want to come to you gentlemen.
*sits down at table, pops open briefcase*
It's almost 2010, gentlemen, and that means lists. But not just any type of lists. BEST OF 2000 LISTS! So what I want to do is come up with some awesome "BEST OF 00's" lists. This includes the kinds that other place (RE: AV CLUB) can do SO much better than me. Let's get creative here.
Give me ideas for BEST OF 00's LISTS. Then, throughout December, I'll be peppering these lists over along the blog site. Or getting people I know--or even one of you buttholes--to help squeeze one out.
Consider it my way of going, "Awe gee guys I really want your help and ideas" mixed with "This can get people to read my stuff" mixed with "I know these assholes are going to make it fun and challenging".
*closes briefcase, clasps hands together over it*
So, ladies and gentlemen? Your list ideas, please.
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Also, I'm really fucking pumped to start creatively masturbating on my own website on the internet! I really want to show off the site too, but it's not exactly all finished yet. My partner in crime / best friend is doing all the tech work. I <3 that man.
#2
The Lovely Boehner
Albums, Songs, TV seasons, episodes, movies, books(although I don't read), news stories, people
#3
Allen, who is Quiet
Best lists
#4
ElJuski
Well, yeah. I was talking about more interesting spins on those concepts. Like, uh, top ten games in the aughts that made you call the tv dirty names
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*snaps finger* I like it Allen
#5
Cheesy1
Top Men/Women Who Make Us Question Our Heterosexuality
Top Moments That Confirm The Need To Wipe Out The Human Race
Best "D'aaaawww!" Moments
Best Useless Products Infomercials
Funniest Internet Memes
#6
ElJuski
Those are pretty good too. Just remember, it should be decade related as well!
#7
Adammon
Top 10 years in the 00s
#8
General Specific
Top 10 worst celebrity sex videos (no, honey, it's Research)
#9
Gusto
Top 10 Social Facepalms should generate a little controversy.
if you do top ten top ten lists i'm going to punch you in the throat
#40
ElJuski
Top 10 throat punches. KEEP GOING
#41
klew
Top 10 Companies that shuttered (not bought out) before 2010.
#42
Kitty Sinatra
Do bottom tens.
Bottom ten movies of 00s: The crap I should've walked out of, but those buckets of popcorn are huge and take forever to finish.
Bottom ten politicians of 00s: We elected these morons?
Bottom ten bottoms of 00s: The asses no one should see.
#43
Piotyr
Top 10 Internet Memes
Top 10 Sites that wasted your time
Top 10 Webcomic strips
Top 10 baww moments
Top 10 things we were scared about back in '00 that are laughable today
#44
ElJuski
yes YES
YOURE THE MAN NOW DOG
PUNCH THE KEYS (MORE MORE MORE IDEAS)
#45
North_Ranger
Top 10 conspiracy theories
Top 10 crappy remakes
Top 10 celebrity asshats
Top 10 things we bitched about not having in 2001
Top 10 movies about the 21st century that didn't come to pass
Top 10 things that will define this decade
Top 10 fashions that will be 'retro' in 30 years
#46
Kitty Sinatra
Top 10 Fashion photos: The pictures that make you want to jerk off right there browsing through the magazine rack at Barnes and Noble.
Bottom 10 Fashion Photos: The horrifying models that would have your cock demanding a triple sheathing before entering that nightmare (though you know you'd still do her; you're a man after all.)
#47
Alucard
why bother the world is supposed to end in 2012 bua ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hahahahahah