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Man rips out friend's heart while he was alive!

#1

Hylian

Hylian

http://www.truecrimereport.com/2010/05/jarrod_wyatt_rips_out_friend_t.php


Justin Davis noticed his friend Jarrod Wyatt acting strangely earlier in the day after drinking some wild mushroom tea. Davis left the Requa, California home, then returned early in the morning to pick up his dog. He instead found a grisly sight...

Wyatt, described as a 26-year-old cage fighter, was standing in the living room naked and bloodied with the brutalized body of his friend, Taylor Powell. Wyatt told Davis he was going to cut out Powell's heart.

Davis left to find a pay phone and call police. When deputies arrived, they found Wyatt on the couch with Powell's body. Most of his face had been removed. A eyeball was laying in the middle of the living room. There was a large cut in his chest, which Wyatt used to remove some of Powell's organs, including his heart. He told deputies that he had thrown the heart into a fire.

A coroner's report later revealed that Wyatt had ripped out Powell's heart while he was still alive, causing him to bleed to death. He'd also been brutally beaten. Indentations in the wall showed that Powell had his head repeatedly rammed into the wall.

Detectives found wild mushrooms in the kitchen, but there's been no indication if they played a role in Wyatt's behavior. As he was carted off to jail, Wyatt repeatedly told police that he'd killed Powell.
He's been charged with first-degree murder.
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:wtf:


#2

Gusto

Gusto

FINISH HIM!

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Jesus.


#3

Shakey

Shakey



That's fucked up.


#4

Dave

Dave

Note to self. Do not drink Wild Mushroom Tea.


#5



Wasabi Poptart

Gusto said:
FINISH HIM!
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Kano Wins!


#6

sixpackshaker

sixpackshaker

A steroid addled, testosterone driven, dude that fights for fun drinks a hallucinogenic drug... what could go wrong?


#7

rac3r_x

rac3r_x

Idle hands....


#8

sixpackshaker

sixpackshaker

I've had a couple of girlfriends do that to me...


I got better.


#9

bhamv3

bhamv3

Wasabi Poptart;391242][QUOTE=Gusto said:
FINISH HIM!
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Kano Wins![/QUOTE]

Came here to make this joke.

Leaving unsatisfied.


#10

Dave

Dave

sixpackshaker said:
I've had a couple of girlfriends do that to me...


I got better.
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I came in initially to make the same joke. Read the article and decided against it.

Good joke, though!


#11

Necronic

Necronic

Looks like all the jokes were taken.

Wait....got one more:



#12

David

David

So THAT's where broken hearts go!


#13



Element 117

threads like these make me pine for an "Ignore this Thread" function. :(


#14

phil

phil

HOLY FUCKING CHRIST

That's fucked up.


#15

David

David

Ma-Ti totally got the lamest ring power ever. Now, if it had allowed him to literally rip hearts out of chests...


#16



Cobra Star

In honor of Nick:

Man... that was.... heartless :slywink:


#17

sixpackshaker

sixpackshaker

**in best Tony Bennett

I left my heart
in...


#18



Iaculus

Come on, people, a guy was brutally murdered by his friend.

Have a heart, why don't you?


#19



Matt²

Xiaofang Nuren said:
threads like these make me pine for an "Ignore this Thread" function. :(
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Seconded.


#20

Null

Null

Cobra Star said:
In honor of Nick:

Man... that was....*sunglasses* heartless
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YYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!


#21

Jay

Jay

BBQ Beef Heart?

http://www.halforums.com/forum/showthread.php?13566-Barbecued-Beef-Heart


#22

Necronic

Necronic

What else can you do other than crack jokes sometimes. There are so many terrible things out there, and there are only so many times you can reel with disgust at them. After a while it's just a way to cope. It's not that we are heartless.


#23

Bowielee

Bowielee

Everything's better with pictures.



#24



Cobra Star

Thank you Bowie, that's exactly the visual I was going for :uhhuh:


#25



Dusty668

Why aorta beat up the lot of you jerks.

Seriously though, I am even now throwing away all those cans of mushroom soup I have.

Seriously.


#26



Kermit

Even I would have been tempted to put justice unto the man who would commit this crime. A Batarang through the skull is to good for him.


#27

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Jaysus Humperdinck Christ on a pogo stick...


#28

SpecialKO

SpecialKO

I read an article like that and anemia drink.


#29

Denbrought

Denbrought

What a heart-wrenching story.


#30

checkeredhat

checkeredhat

Dusty668 said:
Why aorta beat up the lot of you jerks.

Seriously though, I am even now throwing away all those cans of mushroom soup I have.

Seriously.
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Man, I was trying to come up with an aorta joke and kept drawing a blank. I'm impressed.

Oh, also, HOLY CRAP.


#31

IronBrig4

IronBrig4

He strikes me as the kind of guy who wears his heart on his sleeve.


#32

filmfanatic

filmfanatic

David said:
Ma-Ti totally got the lamest ring power ever. Now, if it had allowed him to literally rip hearts out of chests...
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Acually, the power of heart isn't that lame. Go check out Linkara's review of the Captain Planet comic. Turns out the power of heart is mind control.


#33



Chibibar

I am surprise the news haven't link to Mortal Kombat yet (either that or I missed it)


#34



Koko

This just screams PCP.


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