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#1



Soliloquy

(Per the mandate by the great and glorious Espy)

So there's this.... girl...? And, uh...

*shuffles through notes*

...she, um, doesn't notice me but I like her. And I'm totally a nice guy, or something, but she likes...

*checks notes again*

...she likes assholes. So, can I, like, get advice, or maybe some people to tell me how girls are jerks, or something?

(That's how these things work, right? And now you all make fun of me? I'm new to this.)


#2

Calleja

Calleja

HE'S CLEARLY PHONING IT IN!! REPORT TO COMRADE ESPY'S OFFICE, IMMEDIATELY!


#3

Allen who is Quiet

Allen, who is Quiet

Send her a smilie face. Bitches love smilie faces.


#4

Silver Jelly

Silver Jelly

Whenever I think of posting something like this, I see Chaz's avatar (the one in wich he is pointing to his back) and the sentence "grow a pair of balls" comes to my mind.

He has actually enriched my mental life, you see. I've been considering asking out a girl lately, wich is something completely unlike me.

So, my advice: Always Remember Chaz.

(even when that doesn't apply)


#5

Jake

Jake

Go to her Subway every day. Wiggle your eyebrows whenever you say "footlong" (minimum of 5 times during your order).


#6

Silver Jelly

Silver Jelly

Also, I ran over a dog. What should I do?


#7

Bubble181

Bubble181

Make sure it's her dog. If not, gift it to her, than tell her how sorry you are. If it is, jackpot! Conversation piece!
Besides, just admit it, you don't like her. You like boys.


#8



Soliloquy

Make sure it's her dog. If not, gift it to her, than tell her how sorry you are. If it is, jackpot! Conversation piece!
I tried that already! Now she seems to think I'm the jerk, which is not true, because I'm totally a nice guy.

Besides, just admit it, you don't like her. You like boys.
Would that get her to like me? Because I hear girls are totally into gay guys.


#9

Shannow

Shannow

Free cat?


#10

Bubble181

Bubble181

Besides, just admit it, you don't like her. You like boys.
Would that get her to like me? Because I hear girls are totally into gay guys.
Yeah, it's pretty muh guaranteed to work. Just tell her you like the fact that she's so flat-chested and has such a flat ass. Be sure to comment on her moustache growth, too.


#11



Chazwozel

Make sure it's her dog. If not, gift it to her, than tell her how sorry you are. If it is, jackpot! Conversation piece!
I tried that already! Now she seems to think I'm the jerk, which is not true, because I'm totally a nice guy.

Besides, just admit it, you don't like her. You like boys.
Would that get her to like me? Because I hear girls are totally into gay guys.[/QUOTE]

You should slap her around a bit and make her bake you a pie. Women naturally migrate towards the kitchen.


#12



Iaculus

If all else fails, whip it out.


#13

ElJuski

ElJuski

If all else fails, whip it out.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^


#14

tegid

tegid

Whenever I think of posting something like this, I see Chaz's avatar (the one in wich he is pointing to his back) and the sentence \\"grow a pair of balls\\" comes to my mind.

He has actually enriched my mental life, you see. I've been considering asking out a girl lately, wich is something completely unlike me.

So, my advice: Always Remember Chaz.

(even when that doesn't apply)



Replace Squirrel with Chazwozel


#15

Gusto

Gusto

> use PENIS on VAGINA


#16

Allen who is Quiet

Allen, who is Quiet

>You don't have a PENIS to use


#17

Chippy

Chippy

tell her yo penis is a glow stick and you want to light her magical mystery garage


#18

Calleja

Calleja

ROLL UUUUUUUUUUP ROLL UP FOR THE MYSTERY PUSS

ROLL UUUUUUUUP


#19

Chippy

Chippy

That's an invitationnnn, to do some penetrationnn


#20

Gusto

Gusto

Now pimpin ain't easy but it's necessary
So I chase bitches like Tom chases Jerry
Put the pedal to the flo'
In mah two-ton Ford Explo'


#21

ElJuski

ElJuski

Now pimpin ain't easy but it's necessary
So I chase bitches like Tom chases Jerry
Put the pedal to the flo'
In mah two-ton Ford Explo'
You know how its done
sounds bumpin
aint that somethin


but I wont fleeeeex
til its time to have seeeex


#22

Gusto

Gusto

You n' me, Juice. You n' me.



#23

ElJuski

ElJuski

Federal Pound Me in the Ass prison :(


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