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Mar 4, 2010#1

Soliloquy

(Per the mandate by the great and glorious Espy)

So there's this.... girl...? And, uh...

*shuffles through notes*

...she, um, doesn't notice me but I like her. And I'm totally a nice guy, or something, but she likes...

*checks notes again*

...she likes assholes. So, can I, like, get advice, or maybe some people to tell me how girls are jerks, or something?

(That's how these things work, right? And now you all make fun of me? I'm new to this.)

Mar 4, 2010#2

Calleja

HE'S CLEARLY PHONING IT IN!! REPORT TO COMRADE ESPY'S OFFICE, IMMEDIATELY!

Mar 4, 2010#3

Allen, who is Quiet

Send her a smilie face. Bitches love smilie faces.

Mar 4, 2010#4

Silver Jelly

Whenever I think of posting something like this, I see Chaz's avatar (the one in wich he is pointing to his back) and the sentence "grow a pair of balls" comes to my mind.

He has actually enriched my mental life, you see. I've been considering asking out a girl lately, wich is something completely unlike me.

So, my advice: Always Remember Chaz.

(even when that doesn't apply)

Mar 4, 2010#5

Jake

Go to her Subway every day. Wiggle your eyebrows whenever you say "footlong" (minimum of 5 times during your order).

Mar 4, 2010#6

Silver Jelly

Also, I ran over a dog. What should I do?

Mar 4, 2010#7

Bubble181

Make sure it's her dog. If not, gift it to her, than tell her how sorry you are. If it is, jackpot! Conversation piece!
Besides, just admit it, you don't like her. You like boys.

Mar 4, 2010#8

Soliloquy

Bubble181 said:
Make sure it's her dog. If not, gift it to her, than tell her how sorry you are. If it is, jackpot! Conversation piece!

I tried that already! Now she seems to think I'm the jerk, which is not true, because I'm totally a nice guy.

Bubble181 said:
Besides, just admit it, you don't like her. You like boys.

Would that get her to like me? Because I hear girls are totally into gay guys.

Mar 4, 2010#9

Shannow

Free cat?

Mar 4, 2010#10

Bubble181

Soliloquy said:
Bubble181 said:

Besides, just admit it, you don't like her. You like boys.

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Would that get her to like me? Because I hear girls are totally into gay guys.

Yeah, it's pretty muh guaranteed to work. Just tell her you like the fact that she's so flat-chested and has such a flat ass. Be sure to comment on her moustache growth, too.

Mar 4, 2010#11

Chazwozel

Soliloquy;349150][QUOTE=Bubble181 said:
Make sure it's her dog. If not, gift it to her, than tell her how sorry you are. If it is, jackpot! Conversation piece!

I tried that already! Now she seems to think I'm the jerk, which is not true, because I'm totally a nice guy.

Bubble181 said:
Besides, just admit it, you don't like her. You like boys.

Would that get her to like me? Because I hear girls are totally into gay guys.[/QUOTE]

You should slap her around a bit and make her bake you a pie. Women naturally migrate towards the kitchen.

Mar 4, 2010#12

Iaculus

If all else fails, whip it out.

Mar 4, 2010#13

ElJuski

Iaculus said:
If all else fails, whip it out.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Mar 4, 2010#14

tegid

Silver Jelly said:
Whenever I think of posting something like this, I see Chaz's avatar (the one in wich he is pointing to his back) and the sentence \\"grow a pair of balls\\" comes to my mind.

He has actually enriched my mental life, you see. I've been considering asking out a girl lately, wich is something completely unlike me.

So, my advice: Always Remember Chaz.

(even when that doesn't apply)