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Marge Simpson on the cover of Playboy

Oct 10, 2009#1

drawn_inward

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/8300463.stm

The move to put Marge on the cover is an attempt to draw in a younger audience for the soft porn magazine.

If that doesn't work, they'll put Princess Jasmine or Snow White as the centerfold.

You stay classy PB!

Oct 10, 2009#2

Silver Jelly

drawn_inward said:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/8300463.stm

The move to put Marge on the cover is an attempt to draw in a younger audience for the soft porn magazine.

Click to expand...

If that doesn't work, they'll put Princess Jasmine or Snow White as the centerfold.

You stay classy PB!

Oct 10, 2009#3

Hylian

:6:

Oct 10, 2009#4

JCM

drawn_inward said:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/8300463.stm

The move to put Marge on the cover is an attempt to draw in a younger audience for the soft porn magazine.

Click to expand...

If that doesn't work, they'll put Princess Jasmine or Snow White as the centerfold.

You stay classy PB!

Why stop at that, when we can have carebears in gay porno mags?

Oct 10, 2009#5

North_Ranger

At first I was like :becky:
Then, I read on and was like :twitch:
And then I read JCM's and was like :Leyla:

Oct 10, 2009#6

Philosopher B.

I just wanna stroke her 2D blue beehive hair.*

*More like NOT.

Oct 10, 2009#7

Alucard

Marge isnt all that hot I would have chosen Lois from family guy instead.

Oct 10, 2009#8

Dusty668

"The edition goes on sale in the US on 16 October, but subscribers to the magazine will find their copies have a more traditional live model on the cover."

:twitch:

Oct 10, 2009#9

AshburnerX

If Marge isn't fully dressed and wagging her finger disapprovingly at anyone who so much as LOOKS at the magazine, it's not Marge Simpsons.

Oct 10, 2009#10

phil

Dusty668 said:
"The edition goes on sale in the US on 16 October, but subscribers to the magazine will find their copies have a more traditional live model on the cover."

:twitch:

I read that, and then this made a little more sense to me, even though I think it's not that great of an idea.

I could maybe see someone who has always been on the fence about playboy maybe picking this up out of the novelty of it. However, I think it might be awfully embarrassing to buy in person.

Oct 10, 2009#11

Gusto

AshburnerX said:
If Marge isn't fully dressed and wagging her finger disapprovingly at anyone who so much as LOOKS at the magazine, it's not Marge Simpsons.

Yeah kinda this.

"Turns out people don't wanna see my face when they reach for their diaphragm."

Oct 10, 2009#12

sixpackshaker

I'll be in my bunk.

Oct 10, 2009#13

Cajungal

Huh...

...

huh.

Oct 10, 2009#14

North_Ranger

AshburnerX said:
If Marge isn't fully dressed and wagging her finger disapprovingly at anyone who so much as LOOKS at the magazine, it's not Marge Simpsons.

Oh really?

Oct 10, 2009#15

Silver Jelly

North_Ranger;272741][quote=AshburnerX said:
If Marge isn't fully dressed and wagging her finger disapprovingly at anyone who so much as LOOKS at the magazine, it's not Marge Simpsons.

Oh really?

[/QUOTE]

That's from when the Simpsons turned bad. THOSE EPISODES DON'T EXIST! LALALALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOUUU :lalala:

Oct 10, 2009#16

checkeredhat

Wait wait, is attracting young people to porn really a problem now?

Man, things have changed.

Actually, on second thought, we are talking Playboy here. Us young people don't want softcore porn. But Marge Simpson isn't going to bring us over to your boring magazine either, Hef.

My sister told me about this. She's an avid Simpsons fan and collector, so she's like "I have to buy this. Its bizarre, but I have to own it."

Oct 10, 2009#17

Cajungal

checkeredhat said:
Wait wait, is attracting young people to porn really a problem now?

Man, things have changed."

Well put.

Oct 10, 2009#18

figmentPez

checkeredhat said:
Actually, on second thought, we are talking Playboy here. Us young people don't want to pay for porn. But Marge Simpson isn't going to bring us over to your boring magazine either, Hef.

Fixed that for you.

Oct 10, 2009#19

Nile

She's a cartoon. I'm having trouble getting past the fact they expect it to sell.

Oct 10, 2009#20

ThatNickGuy

Huh. Simpson's is still going?

I thought it stopped being relevant (see also: good) ten years ago.

Oct 10, 2009#21

Calleja

you mean beING?

Seriously... "stopped be"? English is my second language and that made me CRINGE

Oct 10, 2009#22

ThatNickGuy

I have NO idea what you're talking about, Calleja. It CLEARLY says "being" up there.

....*ahem*

Oh, and ignore that note about the message being edited. Because that's inconsequential and...uh...

*POINTS!* What the hell is that?!!?

*throws a chloroform'd cloth over Calleja's face and drags him away*

Oct 10, 2009#23

AshburnerX

Nile said:
She's a cartoon. I'm having trouble getting past the fact they expect it to sell.

There are several magazines that cater to erotic cartoons/comics in the US, though they are really much more popular in Mexico, France, Italy, and Japan (oh GOD Japan.) Most of them have been around for decades, so it's not exactly like it's FRINGE or anything. Fuck, you used to be able to find Tijuana Bibles all the time in WWII and Korea. Some of those are worth big bucks now.

Oct 10, 2009#24

Ravenpoe

AshburnerX said:
Fuck, you used to be able to find Tijuana Bibles all the time in WWII and Korea. Some of those are worth big bucks now.

Especially if they star the Silk Spectre.

(spoilered for slight NSFW)

Oct 10, 2009#25

Frankie Williamson

Ever since Playboy started getting run by Hef's daughter it has lost it's touch. It's boring. Playboy is fucking boring. The articles are boring. The pictorals (all 2-3 pages of them in the entire magazine) are boring and often not nude (Olivia Munn and that chick from reality tv spring to mind as the last two non-nudified cover models).

Oct 11, 2009#26

Shegokigo

Hate to tell ya Frankie, but Playboy has been boring and obsolete long before she took over.

Oct 11, 2009#27

Frankie Williamson

Yeah, I worded that poorly, I should have said, "Since she took over, it has spiraled even further into boring mediocrity than what it had already become."

Oct 11, 2009#28

phil

I only have one playboy, and it changed me in a small way. I want to see a few more to see if it says classy or if it was just some special issue I had or what.

I'm kinda drunk, don't mind me. I love you guys and gals.

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