Mark McGwire - Batting Coach

[Zappit]

http://msn.foxsports.com/mlb/story/10272630/Source:-La-Russa-to-return,-McGwire-to-join-Cards-staff

So the Cardinals are hiring Mark McGwire, a prolific home-run hitter due in part to the performance enhancing drugs he took to boost his power. This guy is going to help fine tune the offense of the Cards. Something tells me the random steroid testing MLB does might be a little less random in that clubhouse next season.

 

[General Specific]

To really hit the ball hard, you gotta make sure you swing hard and have a fluid motion when injecting the needle into your ass.

 

[DarkAudit]

After that non-testimony he gave to Congress, he was shunned by just about everyone involved in baseball, and retreated into a deep, dark hole. I wonder what persuaded him to come out of seclusion.

 

[Dave]

He needs the money? He spent a lot on lawyers.

 

[Covar]

Like their offense needed fine tuning this year.