[Funny] Mitt Romney is a Quantum Politician

[SpecialKO]

http://www.nytimes.com/2012/04/01/opinion/sunday/a-quantum-theory-of-mitt-romney.html?_r=1

This article made my freakin' day.

 

[Soliloquy]

Uncertainty. Frustrating as it may be, the rules of quantum campaigning dictate that no human being can ever simultaneously know both what Mitt Romney’s current position is and where that position will be at some future date. This is known as the “principle uncertainty principle.”

Duality. Many conservatives believe the existence of Mitt Romney allows for the possibility of the spontaneous creation of an “anti-Romney” (Fig. 2) that leaps into existence and annihilates Mitt Romney. (However, the science behind this is somewhat suspect, as it is financed by Rick Santorum, for whom science itself is suspect.)

Ha! This is great.

 

[Timmus]

Ha! This is great.

The diagram of what happens when an anti-Romney annihilates a Romney was pretty great too.

 

[Necronic]

Trapped in the past, Mitt Romney finds himself leaping from position to position, putting things right, that once went wrong and hoping each time, that his next leap will be the leap home.

 

[Timmus]

I like the one where he's a baseball player!

 

[SpecialKO]

He needs to start working "superposition" into all his speeches.

 

[DarkAudit]

The diagram of what happens when an anti-Romney annihilates a Romney was pretty great too.

Dibs on that 20 bucks.

 

[Timmus]

Aw man... what am I supposed to do with a dumb electron...

 

[SpecialKO]

Don't be so negative.

 

[Cheesy1]

Trapped in the past, Mitt Romney finds himself leaping from position to position, putting things right, that once went wrong and hoping each time, that his next leap will be the leap home.

"I'm sorry Mitt, but Ziggy says the only way to leap again is to help this lesbian that you're trapped in successfully defeat the California anti-gay marriage law."