Despite the title this is SFW unless you have a freakish boss in line with the person this article is about.
My particular favourite line is 'I demanded to see the shop manager and, during a heated exchange, my wife became quite distressed and had to sit down in the car park.'
I can really imagine how this exchange went.
#2
SeraRelm
It's always the shopkeeper's fault when a product they don't even manufacture causes someone distress.
#3
Shannow
Hot lemon....
...party?
#4
LittleSin
Veggie Tales: Gone Wild!
#5
Cat
dailymail.co.uk
#6
Lally
The lime, whom I assume to be the gentleman in this coupling
He wasn't upset until he got to the cherries, which is clearly a three-way, and thus pornographic. The lemon and lime is simply an expression of love between two consenting citrus fruits.
He wasn't upset until he got to the cherries, which is clearly a three-way, and thus pornographic. The lemon and lime is simply an expression of love between two consenting citrus fruits.