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My Life is Best

Aug 27, 2009#1

Hailey Knight

My life is best. What I have done it is better objectively than anything you did. My experiences as a youth left me with a stronger past than yours, with which I use to have a stronger future. My tastes in music, movies, art, and all things are correct, while yours or not. There is no difference. I am simply optimum. The mistakes I have made were those necessary to teach me, while your mistakes were merely wastes of time. My existence, whether I be happy with someone, or many someones, or no one at all, is at any given time better than yours, simply by failing to be me.

My education is more complete. My choices have led me on the master path of destiny, simply by being born. You are lesser for not being of my mother and father. You are lesser for not being me, at this moment, typing what I type, posting what I posting, breathing what I breathe, thinking what I think.

So long as you are not me, you are inferior, and so this is your eternal tragedy.

There, I've summed up everyone on Halforum. No one need ever post again; they can just copy and paste that.

Aug 27, 2009#2

figmentPez

escushion said:
There, I've summed up everyone on Halforum.

Bullshit. That's hardly the prevailing attitude around here. It is an opinion heard all too often, but there are a good number of people on these forums who hold more moderate and rational viewpoints.

Aug 27, 2009#3

The Lovely Boehner

My life fucking sucks, why else would I post here

Aug 27, 2009#4

HCGLNS

escushion said:
So long as you are not me, you are inferior, and so this is your eternal tragedy.

Sir, you may be younger than me, you may be faster than me, heck you may even be smarter than me. But you know what, you will never ever be crazier than me!

Muhuhahaha!

Aug 27, 2009#5

callistarya

escushion said:
You are lesser for not being me, at this moment, typing what I type, posting what I posting, breathing what I breathe, thinking what I think.

For someone sooo superior...ahem...you might want to make sure you're speaking correctly. It kinda defeats the purpose.:retard:

Aug 27, 2009#6

Cajungal

.......What brought THAT on?

Aug 27, 2009#7

callistarya

just sayin.....

hahahah..my bad!! I totally didn't read the last line.

sniffs* hangs head

but still the miss spelling fucked it up. uhhh gah..never mind. I'm a douche

Aug 27, 2009#8

Cajungal

I just come in here and this is the first thing I see. I'm backtracking, seeing if I missed some heated debate or something...

*search search search*

Aug 27, 2009#9

Gusto

I am more humble than I've been told I have reason to be.

I LOVE YOU

Aug 27, 2009#10

Hailey Knight

My grammar is bester than your grammar.

There was no heated debate; if there was, I wouldn't get involved. Actually, I've been considering this for a while, just observing patterns of behavior and perspective here, and I see it quite a bit. I think the Motivational Poster of Xp Dolphin saying someone's opinion was wrong for listening to Rolling Stones more than the Beatles, and even saying it was their taste and not saying one was better than the other, was what got the ball rolling. The GuyWithGlasses topic made me decide that it was time.

Aug 27, 2009#11

Cuyval Dar

I think that most of the people here are more rational and logical in real life than on here.

I point to the John Gabriel Theory of Internet Assholery as evidence.

Aug 27, 2009#12

Cajungal

Well, I surely hope you can show us the way.

Aug 27, 2009#13

Cuyval Dar

Ok, I will start by toning down the vitriol.

Aug 27, 2009#14

HCGLNS

Cuyval Dar said:
I point to the John Gabriel Theory of Internet Assholery as evidence.

I've always felt that theory to be false. It reminds me of the adage of "A gentleman is a gentleman by what he does when no one is watching." I've never felt that annominity creates ninnies but rather reveals the ninnies within.

Meh, but what do I know, I'm sining along with Bugs & Daffy as I type this;

Aug 27, 2009#15

Silvanesti

Cajungal said:
I just come in here and this is the first thing I see. I'm backtracking, seeing if I missed some heated debate or something...

*search search search*

nah, I don't think its in response to anything specifically, just the attitude of the occasional poster.

Aug 27, 2009#16

Cuyval Dar

Silvanesti said:
nah, I don't think its in response to anything specifically, just the attitude of the typical troll poster.

FTFY.

Aug 27, 2009#17

Silvanesti

Cuyval Dar said:
FTFY.

You would say that, you stupidhead (trolling is hard

)

Aug 27, 2009#18

Cuyval Dar

Silvanesti said:
You would say that, you stupidhead (trolling is hard )

Nah, it is actively trying not to become another Chaz or Charsinger that is hard.

The power of the Troll Side is so very tempting.

Aug 27, 2009#19

Andromache

escushion said:
My life is best. What I have done it is better objectively than anything you did. My experiences as a youth left me with a stronger past than yours, with which I use to have a stronger future. My tastes in music, movies, art, and all things are correct, while yours or not. There is no difference. I am simply optimum. The mistakes I have made were those necessary to teach me, while your mistakes were merely wastes of time. My existence, whether I be happy with someone, or many someones, or no one at all, is at any given time better than yours, simply by failing to be me.

My education is more complete. My choices have led me on the master path of destiny, simply by being born. You are lesser for not being of my mother and father. You are lesser for not being me, at this moment, typing what I type, posting what I posting, breathing what I breathe, thinking what I think.

So long as you are not me, you are inferior, and so this is your eternal tragedy.

There, I've summed up everyone on Halforum. No one need ever post again; they can just copy and paste that.

tl;dr, and I banged your mom last night. Thanks.

Aug 27, 2009#20

Hailey Knight

Crone said:
tl;dr, and I banged your mom last night. Thanks.

So you're my new stepmom? Awesome! Now I have three mommies!

Aug 27, 2009#21

Andromache

escushion said:
So you're my new stepmom? Awesome! Now I have three mommies!

and not one loves you. Bummer.

Aug 27, 2009#22

Cuyval Dar

Crone said:
and not one loves you. Bummer.

That's our Amy!

Aug 27, 2009#23

ZenMonkey

figmentPez said:
Bullshit. That's hardly the prevailing attitude around here. It is an opinion heard all too often, but there are a good number of people on these forums who hold more moderate and rational viewpoints.

The mythical snack speaks the truth. The problem is that the people who do have that attitude are usually extraordinarily LOUD about it, more so than the others.

Aug 27, 2009#24

Hailey Knight

Cuyval Dar said:
That's our Amy!

*laugh track*

Aug 27, 2009#25

The Lovely Boehner

Please don't compare me to Chazwozel. Although I do have to admit, I'm glad that since the early days he toned down the image macros.

Aug 27, 2009#26

Cuyval Dar

Charlie Dont Surf said:
Please don't compare me to Chazwozel. Although I do have to admit, I'm glad that since the early days he toned down the image macros.

Yeah, that was a little harsh on you and Kissybear.

Aug 27, 2009#27

GeneralOrder24

My life is best.

I have crushed my enemies, seen them driven before me, and heard the lamentation of their women!

Aug 27, 2009#28

Silvanesti

Charlie Dont Surf said:
Please don't compare me to Chazwozel. Although I do have to admit, I'm glad that since the early days he toned down the image macros.

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I keeed I keeed

Aug 27, 2009#29

Allen, who is Quiet

so how much do you want for it?

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I'll pay with anything but money

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If you want my body, I warn you: I'm a cryer

Aug 27, 2009#30

Silvanesti

Allen said:
[/COLOR]If you want my body, I warn you: I'm a cryer

as long as you're quiet when doing it. :hump:

Aug 27, 2009#31

Allen, who is Quiet

Then I guess I'm yours

:tear:

Aug 27, 2009#32

Silvanesti

Aug 27, 2009#33

Allen, who is Quiet

nibbler used to love to eat puppies

:waah:

Aug 27, 2009#34

Andromache

escushion said:
*laugh track*

your doubts exceed your skills, and you gaze outstrips your grasp. Which is to say, you are a shitting nipple dick chested furry transvestite.

Aug 28, 2009#35

Hailey Knight

mr_thehun said:
My life is annoying and stressful

Told ya.

Aug 28, 2009#36

Andromache

don't bother trying to convince him. It's a great trolling technique, really. I'm just glad he did it; one more voice to tune the fuck out.

Aug 28, 2009#37

Bubble181

I agree with the hun.

Aug 28, 2009#38

Tinwhistler

Aug 28, 2009#39

Hailey Knight

mr_thehun said:
people that complain about all the people with superiority complex's suffer from them the most.

Please get over yourself.

Yes, everyone who's complained about--well, not sure I should name names--is irritated by that attitude because they have the same attitude. It's not at all because people who refuse to see subjectivity, differences, agree to disagree, bring negativity to a discussion, or start fights where there are none. I'll point at the Felicia Day thread. Everyone in there apparently has a superiority complex because they are taking issue with one individual?

EDIT: Also by that logic, let's say that by complaining about people with that attitude, I thus am the same. Therefore, you complaining about me just now, you would also be the same. And then anyone one who complained about you would have this issue too. And anyone who complained them as well.

That is one hell of a twisted web.

Aug 28, 2009#40

Hailey Knight

mr_thehun said:
It's the difference between sitting on your porch glaring at everyone that walks by and thinking to yourself, "those bastards all think they're better than me."

and you know, actually having a conversation with them.

Like everyone does on this forum when they're posting and replying and exchanging dialogue with the typing on the keyboards.

Nor was my OP the alternative; I was saving people time. Hence it "being time." I've stated this twice now, in two different threads. It's like people aren't reading, and my superiority complex only exists when it feeds on others. It is the antithesis to the web of superiority, spreading the path, and then devouring any who walk upon it.

Aug 28, 2009#41

Hailey Knight

mr_thehun said:
This is called life.
A psych professor once said to me, "sometimes I don't know if the paranoid schizophrenics are the only ones that see life the way it really is."

That'd be difficult to gauge, considering the ratio of different types of schizophrenia. A general disconnection with reality is one thing, but you have to take into account the portion that experience visual hallucinations, and then the larger number with auditory hallucinations (though I think the former is more severe). Cutting out hallucinations, you have a wide range of spectrum to how severe it is, fitting the different criteria. I believe there were 5 for paranoid schizophrenia with delusions of persecution, but I may be remembering incorrectly. I don't think you need to have them all to be considered afflicted, but then I imagine you could have some, and as long as you were aware of which presumptions and paranoia fit into reality and which did not, you could still be considered okay as far as general mental health is concerned.

My point being, even among that category, the range of perception is wide, and so who may or may not be seeing life "the way it really is" would need to be narrowed within that.

Aug 28, 2009#42

Andromache

持久性.

Aug 28, 2009#43

Frankie Williamson

Tinwhistler said:
.

YES!

The best motivational poster ever!

My best friend and I laughed at that one for, and this is no exaggeration, around 10 minutes (it was one of those times where one person's laughter infects the other and it keeps going back and forth causing the laughter to last far longer than it normally would).

Aug 28, 2009#44

Andromache

你無聊嗎？我不在乎。

Aug 28, 2009#45

Andromache

gnight.

Aug 28, 2009#46

Tinwhistler

威士忌酒翻譯為漢語用一個滑稽的方式

Aug 28, 2009#47

Hailey Knight

mr_thehun said:
It has no place in this discussion.

That can describe a lot of posts pertaining to a lot of threads.

if you have issue with the quote take it up with my professor.

I was bringing up a discussion about the quote, which seemed to have no place in this discussion (very troublesome). I thought we were supposed to be having a conversation, whereas any reply to you is perceived as an attack. I do not live in that kind of world, though I know many who do.

If you want to start a topic about perception, that would be interesting but is separate from telling everyone on the board they think they are superior.

I'd discuss why I think it doesn't matter, because one idea can lead to another, and division seems unnecessary, but if I post too much more in this thread it might be going too far in the mental masturbation, and become mental ejaculation.

用一個個酒翻一不在乎翻

Aug 28, 2009#48

Terrik

我恨你们.....我恨你们所有的人

Aug 28, 2009#49

Bubble181

And I thought people'd think I was annoying if I posted in Dutch. Gah! :-P

Aug 28, 2009#50

bhamv3

怎麼大家都會中文....怪了。

As for the other stuff being discussed, I agree with Zen. Most of us are reasonable, respectful forumites. It's just the minority who aren't reasonable and respectful take pleasure in rubbing that in everyone else's faces.

Aug 28, 2009#51

Hailey Knight

Just to clear it up... besides Crone and Hun, since I assume they were doing it for real... Who's actually typing Chinese and who's just putting up random characters?

Cause I was doing the latter.

Aug 28, 2009#52

bhamv3

Tin and escushion appear to be the only ones posting nonsensical Chinese, everyone else's makes some sense.

Some.

Aug 28, 2009#53

Hailey Knight

As much as their English?

Just so long as I didn't accidentally curse anyone's mother.

Aug 28, 2009#54

Bubble181

Eh, she really is pretty cheap. I've been telling her to raise her prices for some time now, but she won't.

Aug 28, 2009#55

Terrik

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Good lord, why is it every time I try to edit on this forum using FF, it takes darn near *ages* to save the changes, or, even better, it doesn't save it at all! Gah!

Aug 28, 2009#56

Hailey Knight

Use advanced.

Aug 29, 2009#57

Tinwhistler

bhamv3 said:
Tin and escushion appear to be the only ones posting nonsensical Chinese, everyone else's makes some sense.

Some.

責備谷歌

Aug 29, 2009#58

bhamv3

Tinwhistler said:
責備谷歌

See, you just posted "scold valley song."

Aug 29, 2009#59

Tinwhistler

http://translate.google.com/transla...xt=責備谷歌&file=&sl=zh-CN&tl=en&history_state0=#

Aug 29, 2009#60

fade

pbbbb....what?!? Really? If anything, I see people saying they think their lives suck more than anything else here!

That being said, it's not wrong to have an opinion, and it's not arrogant or conceited to defend it. Doesn't mean that you think it's better than anyone else's but it does mean you think it's worth having.

Aug 29, 2009#61

Andromache

fades life sucks.

Aug 29, 2009#62

callistarya

I love my life! What can i say...I'm spoiled

Aug 29, 2009#63

Tinwhistler

sure, just go on and tell everyone how pussy whipped I am.

I'm trying to maintain a reputation here woman!

Aug 29, 2009#64

callistarya

Tinwhistler said:
sure, just go on and tell everyone how pussy whipped I am.

I'm trying to maintain a reputation here woman!

ahem* I'm sorry Sir. I've been a baaaad girl. I'll take my spanking now.

PLEASE.....

:whistling:

Aug 29, 2009#65

Andromache

Tinwhistler said:
sure, just go on and tell everyone how pussy whipped I am.

I'm trying to maintain a reputation here woman!

long before she arrived, we knew. It has been widely known for Ages past, and foretold for generations.

Aug 29, 2009#66

callistarya

Crone said:
long before she arrived, we knew. It has been widely known for Ages past, and foretold for generations.

wow...umm..Tin do you get burned like this often? lmao

Aug 29, 2009#67

Tinwhistler

yeah, but momma says they're just jealous of my awesomeness

actually, everyone pretty much burns everyone around here. It's just like home that way

Aug 29, 2009#68

Andromache

i love how your avatar matches the 1st smiley

Aug 29, 2009#69

callistarya

But Crone does it sooo well. hehe

However, you have to be nice to me today.

Aug 29, 2009#70

Andromache

callistarya said:
But Crone does it sooo well. hehe

However, you have to be nice to me today.

Me? Or Tin?

Because baby I'll be nice to you today, and all night long as well.

Aug 29, 2009#71

callistarya

TINNNNNNNN!!!

Can I have her???? PLEEEEEEASEEE??!!

Aug 29, 2009#72

Tinwhistler

Nah..i get the sneaking suspicion that I'd be left out in the cold

Aug 29, 2009#73

Andromache

Honestly, so would she. I prefer the more violent ladies.

Aug 29, 2009#74

fade

Crone said:
fades life sucks.

Only when I come here.

Aug 29, 2009#75

Andromache

don't have sex on the internet then.

Aug 29, 2009#76

fade

input output input output input output input output

download

Aug 29, 2009#77

Andromache

do you have a lazy eye?

Aug 29, 2009#78

fade

What? No.

Aug 29, 2009#79

Twitch

I don't see any such thing.

Aug 29, 2009#80

CynicismKills

Twitch said:
I don't see any such thing.

I do. Look at it, just laying about when there's work to be done.

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