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Please PM me if you want to help.

It'll take maybe a little bit of time but nothing too taxing.

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Nobody?

It'll take a minute or two I swears. Painless. Nearly.

Who are we gonna believe - you or the tag?

Got one. Thanks, folks.

So that's the way it's going to be huh?

Aye.

where did the tool go?

I KNOW I SAW IT!

I am seeing tools :17:

You're all crazy.

I can't be seeing things...the boards finally stopped talking to me. I don't want to go back...

:aaahhh:

I put in an addon that would PM if someone posted from an alt. We've had a couple of real humans come in from the same IP/location and create spam accounts. This would let me know when that happened. It was even supposed to beat proxies because it relied on cookies - which CAN be gotten around if cache is cleared but it's seldom done.

But it didn't work. The funny part is that Gurebeard tried to log into his old Alt account to help and because he couldn't remember the password he locked himself out of both accounts for 15 minutes.

I was tempted to not get my password reset, freeing myself up to wander the earth meeting people and having adventures. Like Caine from Kung Fu.

aw.. i never get to test anything.

Fie I say Fie!

You wanna help me test my new bed?

Gruebeard said:

You wanna help me test my new bed?

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sure you get a wine glass and ill bring the bowling ball.

what's the wine glass for?

Gruebeard said:

what's the wine glass for?

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Never seen the PosturePedic commercials, huh? You gotta watch more late-night television.

Dave;283813][quote=Gruebeard said:

what's the wine glass for?

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Never seen the PosturePedic commercials, huh? You gotta watch more late-night television.[/QUOTE]

Heh I was worried I was too old and that ref would fly over everyone's heads.. but I guess I forgot about you...

I watch plenty of of late night television thanks to the afternoon shift I often work. But all the ads I see at that time are for Ukrainian wives, hockey games, snowmobiles and igloos.

In the PosturePedic ads the guy and girl would place a glass of red wine on the mattress and then they'd either drop a bowling ball on it or she'd bounce around on it like a loon. It was showing that the mattress was such that one person moving wouldn't bother the other as normal mattresses do.

ah. Well then.










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I got nothing

Summary- makare is super witty

She sure is.

I think it'd be awesome if they had a version of the commercial where the guy's, um, taking care of business next to his sleeping wife.

"Don't you hate getting out of bed to jack off in the winter time? With our space age absorbent foam, you won't wake your wife OR need to make a tissue run!"

gross..i could see that happening though, it is only a matter of time.

Dave said:

In the PosturePedic ads the guy and girl would place a glass of red wine on the mattress and then they'd either drop a bowling ball on it or she'd bounce around on it like a loon. It was showing that the mattress was such that one person moving wouldn't bother the other as normal mattresses do.

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Simmons Beautyrest

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fade said:

I think it'd be awesome if they had a version of the commercial where the guy's, um, taking care of business next to his sleeping wife.

\"Don't you hate getting out of bed to jack off in the winter time? With our space age absorbent foam, you won't wake your wife OR need to make a tissue run!\"

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Mabel and Chippy slept on the same mattress for 50 years.... even after her back gave out she refused to let Chippy throw away that old mattress.

oh that wacky mabel


now we can write a new story A Rose for Chippy