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Biannoshufu

So, I was on my way home from my therapist's office today...
(HA! gotcha suckas!) when I stopped at the nearby Apple store where this hot Euro-dyke works. My excuse of course was to check out why the fuck my cellphone wasn't getting any signals and sure enough said Euro-dyke was there in all her bombshell glory, and of course we really hit it off because she think's I'm really friendly. Her accent is that perfect metro French and Swiss tinted English, very clear, but exotic. Today I was resolved to finally do it.

Within minutes we had a date-- or so I thought. She kept switching it up and played very non-committal about the whole subject. And I mean, she has my phone right there in her freaking hands, you know? It's like, set a date, or tell me to get lost! Eventually we got sorted out. But now I'm all paranoid that she was right and that I was approaching things the wrong way.

So I ask you, HalFers, was she right? Should I set it so it's 09 22 2011 or 22 09 2011?

( barring that question getting answered properly, can I paint you?)
 
Chad Sexington

Chad Sexington

22 09 2011, of course. Your inability to decide this for yourself is indicative of larger, deeply rooted problems, however, and I'd like you to consider seeing perhaps a cognitive behavioral therapist who can put you through some decision-making exercises.

And yes. You may paint me.
 
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Chibibar

I say 22 09 2011 cause that is the proper order :) and the universe is right again ;)
 
Officer_Charon

Officer_Charon

Day. Month. Year. That's the way 'Merica rolls, dammit!

(Unless of course you're feeling co-dependent on your hot Euro-Dyke lust affair, in which case, by all means, go full Euro-Pinko mode and Month-Day-Year.)

And yes... yes you may. Your choice of color. *grins*
 
Null

Null

Okay, that was funny.

And yes, you may, though given the surface area you're probably going to need to use a roller.
 
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