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Had to go in for a wellness check on Tuesday. Got the results back today.

• Heart - Great
• Cholesterol - Great
• Triglycerides - Great (these were high the last time I got checked)
• Blood pressure - Great

Full, clean bill o'health, baby! The doctor told me that he can hardly believe I'm 50. Says I've got the health profile of a guy in his 30's or 40's. I have to lose a bit of weight, but I already knew that.

Now all I have to do is lie sideways on a table and get a camera stuck up my ass. But since my bloodwork is fine I don't anticipate anything bad.

I do have to have my serum protein rechecked as it's a bit high, but other than that you ain't getting rid of me any time soon.

Dave said:

...you ain't getting rid of me any time soon.

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Darn!

I mean, great, great! That's great to hear!

OK, fellow Halforumites, grab the torches and pitchforks. We're going to have to do this the hard way.

Dave said:

The doctor told me that he can hardly believe I'm 50. Says I've got the health profile of a guy in his 30's or 40's.

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Hey, I always get the exact opposite! Must be a Dorian Grey thing going on between us. I'll keep eating, you diet, and we'll see who loses weight, 'kay?

Congrats Dave!

I'm a bit disappointed that you didn't use this pic in your announcement:

WasabiPoptart said:

I'm a bit disappointed that you didn't use this pic in your announcement:

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Nah. He's old![DOUBLEPOST=1452292436,1452292003][/DOUBLEPOST]Oh, and I will be trying not to shit myself of January 26 and having said camera stuck up my bum on the 27th. Good times will be had by all.

Dave said:

Nah. He's old![DOUBLEPOST=1452292436,1452292003][/DOUBLEPOST]Oh, and I will be trying not to shit myself of January 26 and having said camera stuck up my bum on the 27th. Good times will be had by all.

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Enjoy!

Dave said:

Oh, and I will be trying not to shit myself of January 26 and having said camera stuck up my bum on the 27th. Good times will be had by all.

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Pics or it di. . .

. . . you know what, never mind.

Emrys said:

Darn!

I mean, great, great! That's great to hear!

OK, fellow Halforumites, grab the torches and pitchforks. We're going to have to do this the hard way.

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But I'm relaxing all comfortably. Cant the weasels do it?

blotsfan said:

But I'm relaxing all comfortably. Cant the weasels do it?

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BRING 'EM ON!!

Man, those ferrets really don't like David Bowie.

Celt Z said:

Man, those ferrets really don't like David Bowie.

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He is their natural predator.

Celt Z said:

Man, those ferrets really don't like David Bowie.

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Would you rather fight 113* mink-sized weasels or one David Bowie-sized weasel?

--Patrick
(Assuming David Bowie weighs 170lb and the average mink weighs 1.5lb, 170/1.5~=113)

I always did enjoy my Cape Cod vacations.

Gruebeard said:

I always did enjoy my Cape Cod vacations.

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Not everyone does.

...I fear I may have Brazelton'd in this thread.

Celt Z said:

...I fear I may have Brazelton'd in this thread.

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Make sure you clean up afterwards.

--Patrick

PatrThom said:

Make sure you clean up afterwards.

--Patrick

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That's after Frosty Susanning in a thread.

Frosty Susan. Never forget.

drawn_inward said:

Frosty Susan. Never forget.

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It chills me to this day.
Wait, I think I did that wrong .

--Patrick

It was the shot heard 'round the world.