They almost had me at vim. I'm a vim nut--I try to convert young students at every turn. \"Can your Notepad++/Eclipse/BBEdit do this? No? Well this 30 year old editor can!\" Of course, there are things like mimsy that will do the same thing for the iPhone.
The last thing he says though, is annoying. Lifehacker is constantly guilty of this too. The assumption that we all live in a wifi capable world. Bullcrap. The whole point of a smartphone to me is that we don't live in a wifi filled world. And if we did, I could do the same sorts of things with my laptop with only slightly more inconvenience.
Also: 542 dollars!
http://www.amazon.com/Nokia-N900-Unlocked-Computer-Touchscreen/dp/B002OB49SW