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Just gettin' him some breafast.

ITT: North_Ranger's daily life.

In the picture his pantslessness can't be fully appreciated, but i'd say it must be pretty accurate.

Stop playing with your food, Ranger.

too many pants, not enough saunas. I CALL SHINANIGANS!

You cannot prove there are no pants (as those are clearly boots) and that's clearly a sauna shark.

Clearly.

Ranger going for a stroll after breakfast:

Shegokigo said:

Ranger going for a stroll after breakfast:

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*saved*

phil said:

too many pants, not enough saunas. I CALL SHINANIGANS!

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don't you see all the haze in the background? that's steam

Harumph. While I dislike being eavesdropped on while I'm doing my groceries, I'll forgive you this time.

After going for a stroll, North Ranger attempts to pick up a local girl:

North Ranger! Do you know how many calories the average White Shark has? Are you trying to get yourself a early death?

And then he lands on Mars:







Wait, wrong Viking...

North_Ranger gets in trouble with his boss

I guess it's a moot point reminding you folks I'm not a Viking. I come from the folk who lived next door to them and kicked their asses from time to time

I do, however, approve of this thread most heartily. Mead and wenches around!

North_Ranger said:

I'm a Viking. Mead and wenches around!

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edit i'm so dumb.

He comes home to aforementioned girl:



("traditional Finnish garb", sure)

North Ranger plays some Nintendo.

North Ranger is a homeowner.

What many don't know is that NR has his own fan club full of extra, EXTRA large bearded men. They pass out buttons at their meetings every Saturday:

#1475. There is more to playing a Finn than cellphones, reindeer and sniper rifles.