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Nostalgia Chick: Disney makes beastly sequels

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figmentPez

figmentPez

The Nostalgia Chick reviews "Beauty and the Beast: the Enchanted Christmas"

Ugh, I've seen this one. I watched it with my sisters, and even our mockery couldn't make it enjoyable. I think we really laughed when Tim Curry was, once again, "the villain who dies at the end" but other than that it was just terrible.

The NChick still manages to point out a whole new level of awful, though. Her criticisms about the characters being messed with are spot on. This train wreck is far worse than just bland or cheap, it's dysfunctional.

Good review, though the repetition of the song clip in the emo bits was getting annoying.


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Shegokigo

Shegokigo

I just wanted to slowly lower each of those straps, lying delicately on her shoulders.... starting with the left one....


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North_Ranger

North_Ranger

The last line... Bitch be creepy.

But otherwise I agree with the verdict about Disney sequels. Bad fanfic.


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