#1
strawman
Just thought I'd throw that out there. If the press office at the white house released that, it'd kill two birds with one stone.
#2
SpecialKO
That would be hysterical.
#3
AshburnerX
They should have him run a Marathon... and then place near the end of the pack. I think that would disprove it pretty well.
#4
Norris
Somehow, it would be funnier if he placed in the middle of the pack.
#5
sixpackshaker
He was Kenyan thin until he moved to the home of the deep dish pizza.
