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OW! MY NUTS!!

Next week on an All-NEW, OW! My Balls!

We kick you in the nuts! For SCIENCE!!

That guy kinda looks like an older Tinwhistler. Does your dad like to get kicked in the balls by a giant black man Tin?

Tin was actually born of the ankle of just such a giant black man. Such was the vitality of his father.

Thus goes the legend of the Tin Whistler.

Did the makers of that clip really have to edit the ball-kicking scenes so that they were reminiscent of youtube poop? Because that really got annoying.

>.<

Man that hurts just watching it. :wtf:

Shakey said:

That guy kinda looks like an older Tinwhistler. Does your dad like to get kicked in the balls by a giant black man Tin?

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Actually, my dad passed away last year.







And lest this post draw any unnecessary sympathy or angst, I woulda been really happy to see that black man kick him in the balls

for the record, I look like my mom's side of the family. That guy would look more like my older cousin. Who, sadly, also passed away last year. My dad was (and my older brother, who looks just like him, is) tall and lanky looking.

Pffft his balls didn't break that guy's foot like mine would have. What a pussy. I would place my manliness at about 100-120% more than his.

phil said:

Pffft his balls didn't break like mine would have.

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:sneaky:

Wait, did he say "thousands of kicks to the groin"?

Bloody hell, martial arts master or now it sounds like this guy's friends and family greet him with a sharp kick to the dangly bits.

Doesn't look like fun. I need my nuts... for a lot of things.

A lot of things? I mainly use them for one thing. Well, two actually. But a lot of things?

It's a quote from Superbad :-D.

Is it any good?

Just realized I should have put up a picture of Iron Balls McGinty...

THAT CLIP MADE ME CRINGE UNBEARABLY FOR A LONG TIME

FUCK YOU DAVE

MY GRANDPA DIED THAT WAY

ElJuski said:

THAT CLIP MADE ME CRINGE UNBEARABLY FOR A LONG TIME

FUCK YOU DAVE

MY GRANDPA DIED THAT WAY

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You mean your GRANDMA died that way. He may have started as your grandpa....

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North_Ranger said:

Is it any good?

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Most definitely.

I play a lot of soccer so my groin has been abused quite a few times.

Who knows what time it is? Time for a Japanese game show!

Dave;342267][QUOTE=ElJuski said:

THAT CLIP MADE ME CRINGE UNBEARABLY FOR A LONG TIME

FUCK YOU DAVE

MY GRANDPA DIED THAT WAY

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You mean your GRANDMA died that way. He may have started as your grandpa....[/QUOTE]

No, seriously. Not fucking funny, man.

I wonder if that guy got up one day and said "Hey, I'm going to train my testicles to not hurt as much when they get kicked."

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Trust me, it's for the best. The linked story totally belonged in this thread, except that I didn't feel comfortable leaving the link up since this thread is not located in the NSFW section. Look it up in the link history if you don't believe me.

--Patrick

Proof that God has a sense of humor.

Here. At least THIS one, I can post without worrying about whether it's safe.
(yes, I know it was mentioned already in ages past, but that was in another, less aptly-named thread)

http://www.truecrimereport.com/2010/02/william_kelly_shoots_daughters.php

--Patrick

You know, I've been hit in the nuts where it's full-fetal inducing pain, and other times, I've gotten a hard hit that didn't feel like anything. Though I can't say any of theme were full on shin kicks.

I think worse than the full on impact of foot to balls is the unintentional grazing of the balls.

I hate when they just barely get hit, but it still knocks the wind out of you for a second and your stomach clenches up.