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What is this I don't even

Okay, guys, I'm clicking on the video. Wish me luck.

I'm so glad she's not vice president.

Was there supposed to be some kind of analysis there?

Krisken said:

Was there supposed to be some kind of analysis there?

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I have a sneaking suspicion that when the topic isn't herself, Palin may have some difficulties formulating an effective analysis. Her political platitudes also come into sharp contrast quickly with 'infotainers' such as O'Reilly who have a specific opinion that they portray.

I stopped watching fairly early on, when they were still shocked that the other networks found Palin a 'threat.' I think that's quite inaccurate, though. Fox is interpreting the other network's shock and outraged stares as fear of a new threat. In the end, though, they're giving exactly the reaction you would expect when a rival network hires a brain dead moron of a human being to be an analyst.

On one hand, it's unexpected, hillarious, and a comfort to know that Fox is that deranged. On the other hand though, it's a bit insulting. It would be like admitting a beagle into a Medical Doctor's fraternity. How dare you bestow the same honor that I worked for upon an animal? What are you trying to say about us? That moron doesn't belong here. You're dragging the entire profession down into the dirt with this move.

Rob King said:

I stopped watching fairly early on, when they were still shocked that the other networks found Palin a 'threat.' I think that's quite inaccurate, though. Fox is interpreting the other network's shock and outraged stares as fear of a new threat. In the end, though, they're giving exactly the reaction you would expect when a rival network hires a brain dead moron of a human being to be an analyst.

On one hand, it's unexpected, hillarious, and a comfort to know that Fox is that deranged. On the other hand though, it's a bit insulting. It would be like admitting a beagle into a Medical Doctor's fraternity. How dare you bestow the same honor that I worked for upon an animal? What are you trying to say about us? That moron doesn't belong here. You're dragging the entire profession down into the dirt with this move.

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Then again... they're talk-show analysts.

Okay... I see Palin's lips moving, I hear her stringing words in the English language together, but I have the hardest time trying to follow her train of thought. It may have, you know... um... kinda, something, you know, to do with the... the... lack of, um, thinking what, uuuuh, to say before, um, opening her yap.

When she was actually clear, it was just political buzzwords and cliché phrases.

Dawwwhahahaha!

wish she would go back to friggin' Alaska and stay there. She can take Orly with her.

BTW, I am a conservative.

Copied directly from my notes while watching:

'INTO AY CON-NIPTION' Nice overdramatic reading there ponce
Lol, great way to open with clips mocking Palin.
Pointless bragging. Great, you have a brainless trainwreck everyone loves to laugh at, no shit you're gonna have ratings
Day-um she got fat hair. What is this the 80s/
God she's condescending. A 'threat' nice. Lol.
That's it Palin, stare real hard at O'Reilly you might miss something.
Yeah, she's great at articulating things and making sense.
Yeah, economy would have been way better with your lot in there, McCain making jokes about needing to read up on his shit.
Nice what-ifs, everyone can look good when they didn't get in and fuck up themselves.
I wouldn't want to be headbutted by this woman, I'll bet her skull is rock hard and that hair would fucking murder you.
Let's ask Palin who she thinks is a kook. Also: everyone in politics is a kook.
Lol 'perhaps so' how much does she even know about Pelosi
Blah blah Trent Lott yeah whatever
What would you do for Iran lol.
Just keep pushin words out there Palin, it'll be over eventually.
Change for the worst nice, brilliant stuff there.
Why doesn't O'Reilly just talk to himself.
Grin Palin grin
Part 2 shiiittt
Great more Palin embaressment love these bits. Sweet we get clips.
Hey look a guy who probably wrote his own book, unlike Palin.
Yeah America doesn't care about this 'crap' they realize you're a windbag whether or not you know the diff between north and south korea
MO' CLIPS
I do agree that's a lie. Of course she participated and paid attention during the prep. She would've fallen to pieces without that shit.
Hey guys let's play spin time a million years after the debate.
'Nah that gig is up' Lol, still the same ol downhome Palin. And no you twit, the reason people are tuning into Fox news is because they're the dominant right-wing news media source, not being biased has nothing to do with it. Bias is fucking everywhere don't give me that shit
Please mention teabagging. Please please please please. Aw.
O'Reilly laughs creepily.
Course Palin doesn't need that money, her ghost writer is keeping her in hairspray.
Jesus I hope they don't make out.

They didn't make out. That was pretty nice.

Honestly, she's not the stupidest person I've ever listened to. And my hatred for Bill O'Reilly overshadows any feelings I have for Palin. But she's certainly not smart. I love how she just glossed over the question, "So they said you didn't understand why your son was going to Iraq?" She just cocked her head and changed the subject. I'm gonna echo what Chaz said-- so glad she's not the VP.

Cajungal said:

Honestly, she's not the stupidest person I've ever listened to. And my hatred for Bill O'Reilly overshadows any feelings I have for Palin. But she's certainly not smart. I love how she just glossed over the question, "So they said you didn't understand why your son was going to Iraq?" She just cocked her head and changed the subject. I'm gonna echo what Chaz said-- so glad she's not the VP.

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It's almost like a nervous tick, that head-cock. Like she really wants to let all of the words into her ears and to understand the question being put forth to her.

Just thought of the name for a porn flick.

Nailin' Palin 2: Foxy Analist.

Lol!

Gruebeard said:

Just thought of the name for a porn flick.

Nailin' Palin 2: Foxy Analist.

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So, Ms. Palin... so you like it in the rear?

"You betcha!"

Cajungal;328157][QUOTE=Gruebeard said:

Just thought of the name for a porn flick.

Nailin' Palin 2: Foxy Analist.

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So, Ms. Palin... so you like it in the rear?

"You betcha!"[/QUOTE]
Don't cha know ya got the wrong hole!

Drill me, baby! Drill me!

Dave said:

Drill me, baby! Drill me!

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Tap that Alaskan Reserve... With oil.

Just use a ball-gag first.

Is i just me or is O'Reilly kinda making fun of her?

@Li3n said:

Is i just me or is O'Reilly kinda making fun of her?

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I picked that up a few times too, as if he was softballing questions at her that he knew she'd have problems with. I also detected some intermittant heavy sighs or sharp breathing from him while she was 'responding' to his questions. I put responding in quotes because just blurting out words isn't responding.

Adammon;328242][QUOTE=@Li3n said:

Is i just me or is O'Reilly kinda making fun of her?

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I picked that up a few times too, as if he was softballing questions at her that he knew she'd have problems with. I also detected some intermittant heavy sighs or sharp breathing from him while she was 'responding' to his questions. I put responding in quotes because just blurting out words isn't responding.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, I really got this impression as well. I kinda think, for a variety of reasons, O'Reilly is just as happy as we are that she isn't VP.

*snirk*

http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0110/31436.html

She's so dumb.

Well, Bush did feel the same way in '03. At least that is what he tried to sell us.

I know we've been making a lot of jokes on this turn of events, but it really is kinda sad that this is what we've been reduced to. These shows have sort of de-evolved into an Entertainment Tonight of politics.

Krisken said:

I know we've been making a lot of jokes on this turn of events, but it really is kinda sad that this is what we've been reduced to. These shows have sort of de-evolved into an Entertainment Tonight of politics.

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No, what's depressing is that politicians have apparently decided they can have more influence as entertainers than as politicians, which is fucking crazy. It's a sad world when Oprah has more influence than Obama and O'Reily can do more to influence conservative voters than the entire Republican party.

I'd hit it.

Jake said:

I'd hit it.

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With a nail-bat.

Well you'd need to hit her on the head beforehand to make sure she doesn't start talking... that would completely negate even viagra...

She was much better on Nailin' Palin.

Oh man. Just thought of a couple more:

Nailin' Palin 3: The Oral Office
Nailin Palin 4: Saturday Night Love (co-starring TNA Fey)

“It’s pretty made up,” Palin said of the book, which she said she has not read. Palin said she did not watch interviews with the two reporters or Schmidt on CBS’s “60 Minutes” Sunday because she was warned it was “bull.”

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Heh. "I haven't bothered to read or see anything these guys have said but it's all lies."

I tried to watch it, but after O'rly's first sentence I was already sick of him, her and their whole show.

Any nip slips yet?

Jake said:

Any nip slips yet?

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Am I strange for not finding anything sexual about that squinty-eyed penguin?

North_Ranger;329081][QUOTE=Jake said:

Any nip slips yet?

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Am I strange for not finding anything sexual about that squinty-eyed penguin?[/QUOTE]
I don't think so. I always want to cut that bit of hair that is in her eyes.

Krisken;329083][QUOTE=North_Ranger;329081][QUOTE=Jake said:

Any nip slips yet?

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Am I strange for not finding anything sexual about that squinty-eyed penguin?[/QUOTE]
I don't think so. I always want to cut that bit of hair that is in her eyes.[/QUOTE]

I just think she looks like some poor animal in the headlights of a truck going 60mph.

As for her oral abilities... John, if you please?

North_Ranger;329081][QUOTE=Jake said:

Any nip slips yet?

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Am I strange for not finding anything sexual about that squinty-eyed penguin?[/QUOTE]
She's like the really drunk middle-aged chick you bump into tailgating at a football game that you fuck in a port-a-potty.

Jake;329145][QUOTE=North_Ranger;329081][QUOTE=Jake said:

Any nip slips yet?

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Am I strange for not finding anything sexual about that squinty-eyed penguin?[/QUOTE]
She's like the really drunk middle-aged chick you bump into tailgating at a football game that you fuck in a port-a-potty.[/QUOTE]

I'd tap dat, and then brag about it to my friends, and then hang my head in shame.

Anyone else feel like Sarah Palin is like Bobby's Mom from Bobby's world if she had gone into politics instead of pointless yammering? Dontcha' know!

WolfOfOdin said:

Anyone else feel like Sarah Palin is like Bobby's Mom from Bobby's world if she had gone into politics instead of pointless yammering? Dontcha' know!

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:laugh: America, be sure not to put yer underwear on backwards!

WolfOfOdin said:

Anyone else feel like Sarah Palin is like Bobby's Mom from Bobby's world if she had gone into politics instead of pointless yammering? Dontcha' know!

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Palin did BOTH

sixpackshaker said:

Palin did BOTH

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Are we back on the Nailin' Palin subject? I've got more.

Nailin' Palin 5: The Oval Orifice.

Or the "Oral Office" - wait, that was so 10 years ago.

And a couple sequels ago. (I used it for Nailin Palin 3 I believe)

But you did not have the Clinton overtones on yours.

True.

Cajungal;329189][QUOTE=WolfOfOdin said:

Anyone else feel like Sarah Palin is like Bobby's Mom from Bobby's world if she had gone into politics instead of pointless yammering? Dontcha' know!

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:laugh: America, be sure not to put yer underwear on backwards![/QUOTE]

She's got the same voice and the same level of awareness.