I live to serve. Sounds like something you should bring up on the forum bugs subsection...
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JediBubbles
Okay, I'm laughing my ass off here, for so many reasons. Particularly because part of my brain is wondering just how much real-life skulduggery is now conducted in virtual taverns, because it's just SUCH an obvious solution.
Also, Stumpy Rotgut is the perfect leprechaun name for Whiskey. PERFECT.