People *I* Love!!

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My list is the same as Dave's, except for people whose usernames start with "b" and have the letter sequence "hamv" immediately afterwards. Those guys tend to be total bastards.
 
Wow Dave. I mean, I like a lot of these people, but love is kind of strong isn't it? Even the best of them I would go with "like a lot and maybe allow some light touching".
 

ElJuski

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>: ( your love feels phony and overencompassing.

Like a birthday card.


SHOW ME THE REAL LOVE, DADDY
 
>: ( your love feels phony and overencompassing.

Like a birthday card.


SHOW ME THE REAL LOVE, DADDY
Jesus, Juice, when are you going to stop wasting your time hanging out on the internet and get a real job? You're an adult now. Man up and show some responsibility. Your mother and I aren't always going to be here to take care of you, you know.

How's that?
 

Dave

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aw your love is generic.

The word now has no meaning :(
But see, I love each of you for different reasons. I love you because I hope someday your heart will swell to 3x its normal size and you'll capitalize your name and get a sense of humor.
 
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makare

aw your love is generic.

The word now has no meaning :(
But see, I love each of you for different reasons. I love you because I hope someday your heart will swell to 3x its normal size and you'll capitalize your name and get a sense of humor.[/QUOTE]

I love you and hope that someday your balls will drop and you will man up and do what needs to be done.
 

ElJuski

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WHY DID MY DAD LEAVE WHEN I WAS TWO

WHAT THE HELL DAVE

WHY DO YOU DREDGE UP THESE EMOTIONS YOU BASTARD
 

Dave

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aw your love is generic.

The word now has no meaning :(
But see, I love each of you for different reasons. I love you because I hope someday your heart will swell to 3x its normal size and you'll capitalize your name and get a sense of humor.[/QUOTE]

I love you and hope that someday your balls will drop and you will man up and do what needs to be done.[/QUOTE]

I now love everyone but makare. She's mean to me for no reason.
 
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makare

aw your love is generic.

The word now has no meaning :(
But see, I love each of you for different reasons. I love you because I hope someday your heart will swell to 3x its normal size and you'll capitalize your name and get a sense of humor.[/QUOTE]

I love you and hope that someday your balls will drop and you will man up and do what needs to be done.[/QUOTE]

I now love everyone but makare. She's mean to me for no reason.[/QUOTE]

That's ok... I still have your wife!
mwahahaha
 

Dave

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aw your love is generic.

The word now has no meaning :(
But see, I love each of you for different reasons. I love you because I hope someday your heart will swell to 3x its normal size and you'll capitalize your name and get a sense of humor.[/QUOTE]

I love you and hope that someday your balls will drop and you will man up and do what needs to be done.[/QUOTE]

I now love everyone but makare. She's mean to me for no reason.[/QUOTE]

That's ok... I still have your wife!
mwahahaha[/QUOTE]

I can love you both, then!
 
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makare

aw your love is generic.

The word now has no meaning :(
But see, I love each of you for different reasons. I love you because I hope someday your heart will swell to 3x its normal size and you'll capitalize your name and get a sense of humor.[/QUOTE]

I love you and hope that someday your balls will drop and you will man up and do what needs to be done.[/QUOTE]

I now love everyone but makare. She's mean to me for no reason.[/QUOTE]

That's ok... I still have your wife!
mwahahaha[/QUOTE]

I can love you both, then![/QUOTE]

Ok... but I demand thursday nights....
 
I am fond of you all. You all have a special place in the vacant void where my heart should be.

Some more than others.

Some because you make me laugh.

Some because you make me sigh.

And others....

 
I had to stop reading at the Lion King video. I think I just decided that it was one of my favorite movies of all time.
 
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Disconnected

I love you too Dave! thank you for spreading! The love!

btw I look exactly like the men in the OP. Exactly.
 

North_Ranger

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I love you as a brother, Turbo.

A wrinkly, flappy-hootered brother...

Can't say there are forumites who I wouldn't like. There are some I would keep away from my couch and/or small animals in the neighbourhood, but they're okay all in all.
 
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Andromache

couch? why?

*steals someone's couch and shares it with the small animals*
 

North_Ranger

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Because they usually don't know my couch is alive and has to be fed regularly with fresh meaOHMYGODNO! DOWN BOY DOWN!! STOP MAULING THE NEIGHBOR'S STUPID-LOOKING MINIPOOCH!
 
Dave I love you as an uncle who tries so hard to be the funny uncle but fails so hard cuz he just doesn't get the kids these days.

Your daughter is my metaphor-cousin.
 
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