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Philosopher B. Seriously?

Jul 6, 2009#1

Shegokigo

King of Farts?

What were you drinking/smoking? :Leyla:

Jul 6, 2009#2

He's such a little stinker.

Jul 6, 2009#3

Shakey

I laughed. Dick and fart jokes always win.

Jul 6, 2009#4

Shegokigo

ThatNickGuy said:
He's such a little stinker.

No. :humph:

Shakey said:
I laughed. Dick and fart jokes always win.

If they're written coherently maybe.... :eek:

rly:

Jul 6, 2009#5

Fun Size

What the hell are you guys going on about?

Jul 6, 2009#6

Shegokigo

Fun Size said:
What the hell are you guys going on about?

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Jul 6, 2009#7

Cuyval Dar

Fun Size said:
What the hell are you guys going on about?

Philosopher B.'s terribly written custom comics.

Jul 6, 2009#8

Shakey

But they were so bad they were good.

Jul 6, 2009#9

Shegokigo

Shakey said:
But they were so bad they were good.

No. :humph:

Jul 6, 2009#10

Fun Size

I would feel bad for laughing (oh, and how I laughed), but as someone who dedicated his blog today to arguing against the veracity of the smelt-it/dealt-it correlation, I prefer to stand proud with my bathroom-humor loving brethren. :tongue:

Jul 6, 2009#11

Shakey

Shegokigo said:
Shakey said:

But they were so bad they were good.

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No. :humph:

Yes. :finger:

God damn it Philosoher B, get in here and post what needs to be said.

Jul 6, 2009#12

Shegokigo

Shakey said:
God damn it Philosoher B, get in here and post what needs to be said.

That he's sorry he was drunk/stoned/wasted when he posted that? Agreed.

Jul 6, 2009#13

Fun Size

Maybe he already did, but we don't know it yet because it was silent.

And deadly.

Jul 6, 2009#14

Shakey

We need more crazy drunk/stoned comics. No need to apologize for that.

Jul 6, 2009#15

Telephius

Maybe if he does a part 4 and 5 we can have a flush!

Jul 6, 2009#16

Gusto

I liked 'em.

Jul 6, 2009#17

Shakey

It could use a "Whoops, I just pooped my pants" at the end though.

Jul 6, 2009#18

ElJuski

I should point out that, much like any type of humor, potty humor can be done well and it can be done terribly. There is a difference between a good shit joke and a terrible shit joke.

Jul 6, 2009#19

Alucard

Shouldn't we hve some drunken comics section thread?

Jul 6, 2009#20

Hylian

Shakey said:
But they were so bad they were good.

No they were just bad

Jul 6, 2009#21

sixpackshaker

Shakey said:
But they were so bad they were good.

Self parody like the Transformers???

Jul 6, 2009#22

ElJuski

sixpackshaker said:
Shakey said:

But they were so bad they were good.

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Self parody like the Transformers???

:blue:

Jul 6, 2009#23

Telephius

ElJuski said:
I should point out that, much like any type of humor, potty humor can be done well and it can be done terribly. There is a difference between a good poop joke and a terrible poop joke.

I wonder if German potty humour has an introspective quality to it?

Jul 6, 2009#24

Shegokigo

Gusto said:
I liked 'em.

No. :humph:

Jul 6, 2009#25

Singularity.EXE

I kinda chuckled.

Jul 6, 2009#26

sixpackshaker

Telephius said:
I wonder if German potty humour has an introspective quality to it?

No, but it leaves a bad taste in your mouth.

Jul 6, 2009#27

Shegokigo

sixpackshaker said:
Telephius said:

I wonder if German potty humour has an introspective quality to it?

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No, but it leaves a bad taste in your mouth.

Jul 6, 2009#28

Cheesy1

Shegokigo said:
sixpackshaker said:

Telephius said:

I wonder if German potty humour has an introspective quality to it?

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No, but it leaves a bad taste in your mouth.

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"Now THAT'S comedy!"

Jul 6, 2009#29

Allen, who is Quiet

Fun Size said:
Maybe he already did, but we don't know it yet because it was silent.

And deadly.

no way in hell is he quieter than I am
:angry:

Jul 6, 2009#30

Cuyval Dar

Quick, someone make a good/bad poll.

Jul 6, 2009#31

doomdragon6

Those are actually the best comics that Halforum has done so far. Most are pretty poorly done. =p

Jul 6, 2009#32

Rob King

I laughed when I saw the authorship. I was/sorta still am a philosophy major at my most recent university. Whenever I say something really dumb in front of this particular friend, he explains to everyone who might have heard: "It's okay. He's a philosopher."

Jul 6, 2009#33

TwoBit

Shakey said:
We need more crazy drunk/stoned comics. No need to apologize for that.

He wasn't stoned or drunk at the time he wrote those. He was stone cold sober.

I should know. I was there. Unfortunately.

Jul 6, 2009#34

Philosopher B.

:moon:

Jul 6, 2009#35

Shegokigo

Philosopher B. said:
:moon:

No. :humph:

Jul 6, 2009#36

Philosopher B.

Well what can I say, I was just farting around with the comic creator and then it turned into a three-parter, 'snot my fault, I coulda let out a couple more, except I didn't want to fill the room with them. Meaning, the five slots up above. :tongue: Anyway it's not like any harm is done, just bury 'em with some more comics.

I might add that I was aiming for retardedly amusing, hence the lack of decent joke structure. Plus I've just always wanted to write the phrase 'Smell my bean blower, mothafucka!' I mean, haven't you just always wanted to write that? I know I have. It was one of my dreams. Next up on the list is adopting a starving child. Poor starving kids with naught to eat.

:waah:

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TwoBit said:
Shakey said:

We need more crazy drunk/stoned comics. No need to apologize for that.

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He wasn't stoned or drunk at the time he wrote those. He was stone cold sober.

I should know. I was there. Unfortunately.

Quiet, you! :angry:

-- Mon Jul 06, 2009 10:56 pm --

Shakey said:
Shegokigo said:

Shakey said:

But they were so bad they were good.

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No. :humph:

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Yes. :finger:

God damn it Philosoher B, get in here and post what needs to be said.

Oh sheeeeee-it, what was I supposed to say, now I'm all nervous. :aaahhh:

Jul 6, 2009#37

Philosopher B. said:
Fuck you guys, it's funny.

FTFY, bud!

Jul 6, 2009#38

Allen, who is Quiet

tng, stop trying to start a shitstorm in the fart thread

Jul 6, 2009#39

Geez, sorry, Allen. Didn't know you'd get all anal about it.

Calm down, man. I don't want you feeling flushed with anger.

Jul 6, 2009#40

Allen, who is Quiet

tng, I've been in several good threads and then some shitstorms rectum.

Jul 6, 2009#41

Rob King

Philosopher B. said:
Plus I've just always wanted to write the phrase 'Smell my bean blower, mothafucka!' I mean, haven't you just always wanted to write that?

I had a dream where Samuel L Jackson was preaching at my Church, and he ended a sermon with "Go in peace, mothafucka!"

I really, really wish it had actually happened.

Jul 6, 2009#42

Philosopher B.

ThatNickGuy said:
Philosopher B. said:

Fuck you guys, it's funny.

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FTFY, bud!

Damn I knew I was forgetting something. :tongue:

Rob King said:
[quote="Philosopher B.":hh9tl75d]Plus I've just always wanted to write the phrase 'Smell my bean blower, mothafucka!' I mean, haven't you just always wanted to write that?

I had a dream where Samuel L Jackson was preaching at my Church, and he ended a sermon with "Go in peace, mothafucka!"

I really, really wish it had actually happened.[/quote:hh9tl75d]

That sounds like a good dream.

Jul 6, 2009#43

Allen, who is Quiet

ThatNickGuy said:
Geez, sorry, Allen. Didn't know you'd get all anal about it.

Calm down, man. I don't want you feeling flushed with anger.

man, I don't know if you can tell that I was joking.

I was joking. feel free to make all the jabs you want.

Jul 7, 2009#44

Shakey

Philosopher B. said:
ThatNickGuy said:

[quote="Philosopher B.":3r93bx15]Fuck you guys, it's funny.

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FTFY, bud!

Damn I knew I was forgetting something. :tongue:
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Exactly what I was looking for :uhhuh:

Personally I thought it was funny in a crazy sort of way. Nothing like a 3 part fart epic to get you going. :bush:

Jul 7, 2009#45

Allen said:
ThatNickGuy said:

Geez, sorry, Allen. Didn't know you'd get all anal about it.

Calm down, man. I don't want you feeling flushed with anger.

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man, I don't know if you can tell that I was joking.

I was joking. feel free to make all the jabs you want.

Please note the puns.

Jul 7, 2009#46

Allen, who is Quiet

Just making sure. Wouldn't want to ruin the good times. This thread is a real gas.

Jul 7, 2009#47

Le Quack

ElJuski said:
I should point out that, much like any type of humor, potty humor can be done well and it can be done terribly. There is a difference between a good poop joke and a terrible poop joke.

Wouldn't a bad potty joke be.... a shitty joke?

Jul 7, 2009#48

ElJuski

Le Quack said:
ElJuski said:

I should point out that, much like any type of humor, potty humor can be done well and it can be done terribly. There is a difference between a good poop joke and a terrible poop joke.

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Wouldn't a bad potty joke be.... a shitty joke?

I was wondering if I had to just get that out of the way when I originally wrote my response, but then figured someone would do it for me. Thank you.

Jul 7, 2009#49

CynicismKills

ElJuski said:
Le Quack said:

ElJuski said:

I should point out that, much like any type of humor, potty humor can be done well and it can be done terribly. There is a difference between a good poop joke and a terrible poop joke.

Click to expand...

Wouldn't a bad potty joke be.... a shitty joke?

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I was wondering if I had to just get that out of the way when I originally wrote my response, but then figured someone would do it for me. Thank you.

Jul 7, 2009#50

Shegokigo

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Jul 7, 2009#51

CynicismKills

I've got two more I've saving for a special occasion. This one I can't really find a use for.

Jul 7, 2009#52

ElJuski

CynicismKills said:
ElJuski said:

Le Quack said:

ElJuski said:

I should point out that, much like any type of humor, potty humor can be done well and it can be done terribly. There is a difference between a good poop joke and a terrible poop joke.

Click to expand...

Wouldn't a bad potty joke be.... a shitty joke?

Click to expand...

I was wondering if I had to just get that out of the way when I originally wrote my response, but then figured someone would do it for me. Thank you.

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ohh...ohhh dear god :rofl:

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