I was thinking it's all the Italian food that Mario eats. He's more than a little tubby.He's a plumber. Imagine the kind of crap that those boots have seen. They're probably so tempered that they're harder than titanium.
Forget Mega Man. Send in Bill Riley to clear out the Mushroom Kingdom. With his Spreader Rifle, nothing stands in his way.Why did Mario never carry a gun?
Seriously next time that ho gets kidnapped he just needs to call Megaman up. He'll have that shit sorted out in like 15 minutes.
Forget Mega Man. Send in Bill Riley to clear out the Mushroom Kingdom. With his Spreader Rifle, nothing stands in his way.[/QUOTE]Why did Mario never carry a gun?
Seriously next time that ho gets kidnapped he just needs to call Megaman up. He'll have that shit sorted out in like 15 minutes.
Forget Mega Man. Send in Bill Riley to clear out the Mushroom Kingdom. With his Spreader Rifle, nothing stands in his way.[/QUOTE]Why did Mario never carry a gun?
Seriously next time that ho gets kidnapped he just needs to call Megaman up. He'll have that shit sorted out in like 15 minutes.