Pope Attacked

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Dave

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It seems to be the newest Christmas Mass tradition.

What surprised me was that Pope Palpatine didn't just push her away using the dark side of the Force.
 
It seems to be the newest Christmas Mass tradition.

What surprised me was that Pope Palpatine didn't just push her away using the dark side of the Force.
Fan opinion says he was just faking it to make Annakin kill purple saber Sam Jackson.*




*pushing a 82 year old is not nice, humorous or not.
 
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Biardo

she was trying to hug him and it was the same woman it was last year

the pope only fell because the woman already had hold of him when the security tried to take her to the ground

oh and some french cardinal broke his leg
 
weird. thats on 'bill baileys list of things to do before i die'

": I'd want to put some interesting ones in there, "n°67: lunge wildly at the pope", just to see what would happen"

and from his twitter:
"lunging at the Pope was one of my 50 Things to Do before You Die, -I'm now worried cos another was ' bungee kidnap the Queen"
part of me really wishes something like this would happen.
 

North_Ranger

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There's one great danger related to bungee-kidnapping Elizabeth II.

Consider the possibility that the kidnapper only manages to grab her by her dress. And when the bungee cord snaps back, instead of pulling the Queen with him, the kidnapper only pulls off... her clothes.

Queen Elizabeth II naked.

I have some bleach here if someone wants to pour it in their eyes and/or brains.
 
There's one great danger related to bungee-kidnapping Elizabeth II.

Consider the possibility that the kidnapper only manages to grab her by her dress. And when the bungee cord snaps back, instead of pulling the Queen with him, the kidnapper only pulls off... her clothes.

Queen Elizabeth II naked.

I have some bleach here if someone wants to pour it in their eyes and/or brains.
I'll be in my bunk.
 

North_Ranger

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Is it bad that I somehow misread the title to being \\"Pope Attack!\\" and thought of this:

http://www.coverbrowser.com/image/bestselling-comics-2007/3225-1.jpg
Only if you're not a protestant...[/QUOTE]

That actually looks like something I once drew with a classmate for shits and giggles. The Adventures of Super-Pope... John Paul II turned into a hulking superhero in a leotard after a sudden chemical reaction in his chamber pot and faking his death. Of course, being two bored college students we went overboard with the sacrilegious stuff. We put him in high heels, fighting against the Governator.
 
Is it bad that I somehow misread the title to being \\\"Pope Attack!\\\" and thought of this:

http://www.coverbrowser.com/image/bestselling-comics-2007/3225-1.jpg
Only if you're not a protestant...[/QUOTE]


That actually looks like something I once drew with a classmate for shits and giggles. The Adventures of Super-Pope... John Paul II turned into a hulking superhero in a leotard after a sudden chemical reaction in his chamber pot and faking his death. Of course, being two bored college students we went overboard with the sacrilegious stuff. We put him in high heels, fighting against the Governator.[/QUOTE]

Get this stuff online, it's time for the NorthRanger to be Artist of the Month :)
 

North_Ranger

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I'd rather not... I just drew the "Origins of Super-Pope" and it kinda ended with the Super-Pope deciding to go against some nerds first... author avatars of me and my buddy, playing WoW.

Besides, then I'd be tempted to also put Jihaad Bunnies and World of ChibiCraft online... International Islamic rage I could handle. Angry WoW players, not so much...
 

North_Ranger

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Dammit, CG, you know I'm a sucker for women asking me things ;)

Okay, I'll see if I can find them somewhere. But be warned, they're crappy and made on lecture notes during boring lessons...
 
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