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Ever since Halforum has gotten into the audio communication business (what with D&D games and podcasts), I have heard an abundance of butchered names. Every other person pronounces somebody's name in some unique way that I can't fathom having come up with.

An example for a D&D game was Pojodan was pronounced Puh-JOED-un as opposed to Poe-joe-dan. Ed said he pronounced Shego's name as Sheggo. Etc.

So! Pronounce your names. And pronounce names you're not sure of, or just wanna throw out there as what you thought.

My name is fairly obvious. >_>; Doom. Dra. Gun. .... Six.

Anyway, guesses:

Edrondol: EHD-drun-dahll

And now I've forgotten all the other names I was going to throw guesses at.

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PRONOUNCE YOUR NAMES!

Mine is pretty much exactly in English. Char-lee dohnt surf. Or see dee ess.

Doc Sever-in

Hi-Lee-An

Phil-ah-so-fer Bee.

I have wondered about Wahad's username. Is that like 'Wad' or 'Wah-Had' or 'Whuh-Hod' :wha:

Also, am I the only one who reads 'HCGLNS' as Hugglins?

Edit: Wow, I only just noticed that HCGLNS has a C and a G, not two G's ...

Jare ed (damnit, I hate trying to type out pronunciations Jare, like dare, as in I dare you to stick your tongue to the frozen fence post).

Shee go
Kee go
:humph:

Gared said:

Jehr ed

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See, that is why this topic is good. I always thought it was pronounced Gare-ed, similar to Garret.

uhl jahsko

Exactly like 'Led Zeppelin' without the 'L' or the 'elin'

I'd break it down phonetically, but I'm not sure how to.

(Shawn)-(ah)-(See)

w?ld s?l

Rocks-ore-ed-eye-sores

You have to make the sores part a bit more I guess german-y with zs.

Heaven

I just feel silly going after Philosopher B.

Tzeentch

Zeen-cha

Tell-eff-ee-us

or

Tell-eh-thigh-us

Strangely enough, people mispronounce my forum name all the time.

It actually sounds like 'yoor-moh-thurs-luuh-vur.'

Philosopher B. said:

Phil-ah-so-fer Bee.

I have wondered about Wahad's username. Is that like 'Wad' or 'Wah-Had' or 'Whuh-Hod' :wha:

Also, am I the only one who reads 'HCGLNS' as Hugglins?

Edit: Wow, I only just noticed that HCGLNS has a C and a G, not two G's ...

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Wah-had. Wah as in water, and had as in jihad. Alternatively, you can just call me Roy, if that's easier.

Wahad said:

Philosopher B. said:

Phil-ah-so-fer Bee.

I have wondered about Wahad's username. Is that like 'Wad' or 'Wah-Had' or 'Whuh-Hod' :wha:

Also, am I the only one who reads 'HCGLNS' as Hugglins?

Edit: Wow, I only just noticed that HCGLNS has a C and a G, not two G's ...

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Wah-had. Wah as in water, and had as in jihad. Alternatively, you can just call me Roy, if that's easier.

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Can I call you Roy Jihad or do you prefer not living knowing that the CIA is keeping tabs on your internet life because everyone uses a politically charged word as your name?

If you want, go ahead.

Just to make a gues..

ur-voo-doo-loon

I'd tell you, but I have no idea how to pronounce it myself.

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Alternatively, you can just call me Roy, if that's easier.

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I may just do that from now on. But as I'm a Habs fan from the early 90s expect me to mispronounce your name, Your Majesty. Also I will continue to mispronounce Sheggo, and Pojodan will always be Puh-JOED-uhn to me.

And Ed is Eh-drawn-DULL

I have no idea what Habs is, but go ahead.

Poh-Joe-Dan

Julio, exactly as an american would pronounce it, Jewleo, as I dont have the "ú" required to pronounce it the way brazilians would. Spanish people put the J to H sound conversion, "Hulio"

Sha-know

It's Dr. ASHburner, not (as somebody in Ventrilo already said) Dr. ASSburner.

Gusto.

It is a word.

GUH-stoh.

Gusto said:

Gusto.

It is a word.

GUH-stoh.

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That's Goo-sto, God damn it!

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Gusto said:

Gusto.

It is a word.

GUH-stoh.

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That's Goo-sto, God damn it!

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Sixpackshaker = Shar-day

Yak-you-luss.

"Fluffybear" aranoid:

Kar-ul

Bob.

Bubble181 said:

"Fluffybear" aranoid:

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Now ya done it.

Ser-Ah-Fin.

Chaz Woz L

Gusto said:

Edrondol said:

Gusto said:

Gusto.

It is a word.

GUH-stoh.

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That's Goo-sto, God damn it!

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Actually, you are right, its pronounced "guhs-toh" (g?s't?), but try telling that to some users of American English. I still cringe when I hear the odd tourist drop a Southern "dats an ineresssting uhSESuhree you got dere", or George Bush pronouncing "American" with 3 syllables, Im sure Ed is just kidding with you though.

But then I do remember getting into a flamewar because some non-Spanish Spanish user here didnt know that "ll" in Spanish had more than just one pronunciation (In Spain itself there are two), and there´s the odd idiot like Chaz who still thinks that people who live in many foreign countries live in huts.

kat

JCM said:

and there´s the odd idiot like Chaz who still thinks that people who live in many foreign countries live in huts.

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Wait, hold on. You DON'T live in a hut?

Oh man, my mind just got blown, everything's topsy turvey, I think I need to brutally stab an old man in an alley, peel his skin and fry it up in little circles to sell as Girl Scout potato chips to get my head back on right. Be right back. :bush:

JCM said:

Gusto said:

Edrondol said:

Gusto said:

Gusto.

It is a word.

GUH-stoh.

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That's Goo-sto, God damn it!

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:angry:

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Actually, you are right, its pronounced "guhs-toh" (g?s't?), but try telling that to some users of American English. I still cringe when I hear the odd tourist drop a Southern "dats an ineresssting uhSESuhree you got dere", or George Bush pronouncing "American" with syllables, Im sure Ed is just kidding with you though.

But then I do remember getting into a flamewar because some non-Spanish Spanish user here didnt know that "ll" in Spanish had more than just one pronunciation (In Spain itself there are two), and there´s the odd idiot like Chaz who still thinks that people who live in many foreign countries live in huts.

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J-dogg, American has four syllables, regardless how retarded our former president sounds while saying it.

Also, I totally say it Goo-stoh. Just one of those words I never really use, and therefore never really bother to fix. Until now, of course, I suppose, but at this point I'm apathetic about replacing the 'oo' for an 'uh'.

ElJuski said:

JCM said:

Gusto said:

Edrondol said:

That's Goo-sto, God damn it!

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Actually, you are right, its pronounced "guhs-toh" (g?s't?), but try telling that to some users of American English. I still cringe when I hear the odd tourist drop a Southern "dats an ineresssting uhSESuhree you got dere", or George Bush pronouncing "American" with 3 syllables, Im sure Ed is just kidding with you though.

But then I do remember getting into a flamewar because some non-Spanish Spanish user here didnt know that "ll" in Spanish had more than just one pronunciation (In Spain itself there are two), and there´s the odd idiot like Chaz who still thinks that people who live in many foreign countries live in huts.

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J-dogg, American has four syllables, regardless how retarded our former president sounds while saying it..[/quot] I deleted out "3" before syllables by accident.

makes sense, and figured as much. Just wanted an excuse to refer to Bush as retarded (just one more time...oh...who am I kidding...)

I find the normal american accent and pronunciation easier on the ears than BBC english, its just that I cant stand the southern accent, and sadly most americans I work with are Mormons and/or from Texas/Utah.

Shegokigo said:

Wait, hold on. You DON'T live in a hut?

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Nah, I live, and lived, in huts in over 17 different countries.

And the president of Brazil and other countries are chosen by wrestling with a lion in a loincloth. Except Iran, then its who gives the Ayatollah the best BJ. Its pretty much like how mods are chosen.

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and there´s the odd idiot like Chaz who still thinks that people who live in many foreign countries live in huts.

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JCM said:

Julio, exactly as an american would pronounce it, Jewleo, as I dont have the "ú" required to pronounce it the way brazilians would. Spanish people put the J to H sound conversion, "Hulio"

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I would guess that most Americans, being exposed to some Spanish regularly, would pronounce it Hoo-lee-oh, unless you mean as if it were an American English word.

Also, if anyone can't pronounce mine, I quit the human race. I'll be a squid instead.

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Also, if anyone can't pronounce mine, I quit the human race. I'll be a squid instead.

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Does it rhyme with "Sade"?

Mindy Tech T-eye-vee. Why, how do you pronounce it?

Kah joon grill

\?tin-,?hwi-s(?-)l?r, ?wi-\

Shannow said:

JCM said:

and there´s the odd idiot like Chaz who still thinks that people who live in many foreign countries live in huts.

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The fact that he took that sarcastic comment as gospel just proves what a dope he is. Keep it coming JCM. I personally think it's hilarious you keep having to bring me up in totally unrelated threads to take whacks at me even though I have you foed.

How do you pronounce JCM? Say it with me everyone: "Chaz-es bitch"

Cajungal said:

Kah joon grill

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I thought it was

Kay - shun - Gal

Shannow said:

Sha-know

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Huh. I've always been reading it to sound like Sham-wow.

Shuh-Zam.

Be careful saying it, though.
Crazy shit's been known to happen.

yes, like Peter Griffen having an orgasm.

Cajungal said:

Kah joon grill

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If you use the accent maybe, but some of these middle American people are going to require a different pronounciation:

Kay - Jun - Gal

Shegokigo said:

Cajungal said:

Kah joon grill

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If you use the accent maybe, but some of these middle American people are going to require a different pronounciation:

Kay - Jun - Gal

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I say it as either:

Hay-bay-BEE

or

How-you-doo-in.

I'd say old joke is old Ed, but....

:tongue:

Mine is only properly pronounced with an inch and a half piece of chocolate in your mouth. And I ain't talking about black midgets, so you can keep those damned pictures to yourself there, El Juski.

:angry:

Shegokigo said:

Cajungal said:

Kah joon grill

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If you use the accent maybe, but some of these middle American people are going to require a different pronounciation:

Kay - Jun - Gal

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D'oh, but that's so boring.

seriously tho that's correct ^_^

Hump-tee, pronounced with an ump-tee.

Jake said:

Hump-tee, pronounced with an ump-tee.

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Rob King said:

Shannow said:

Sha-know

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Huh. I've always been reading it to sound like Sham-wow.

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I take it school must have been dreadfully difficult for you.

Shannow said:

Rob King said:

Shannow said:

Sha-know

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Huh. I've always been reading it to sound like Sham-wow.

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I take it school must have been dreadfully difficult for you.

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Hey, at least I wasn't pronouncing it like "Zorbeez"

I generally hear mine pronounced as

hey-get-off-my-lawn

or

why-is-he-in-that-tree-with-binoculars

CynicismKills said:

I generally hear mine pronounced as

hey-get-off-my-lawn

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Some advice? Get off the lawn.

Shegokigo said:

CynicismKills said:

I generally hear mine pronounced as

hey-get-off-my-lawn

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Some advice? Get off the lawn.

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Oh p'shaw, it's just a lighter.

Rob King said:

Shannow said:

[quote="Rob King":264sst4k]

Shannow said:

Sha-know

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Huh. I've always been reading it to sound like Sham-wow.

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I take it school must have been dreadfully difficult for you.

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Hey, at least I wasn't pronouncing it like "Zorbeez"[/quote:264sst4k]

CynicismKills said:

Oh p'shaw, it's just a lighter.

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It'll light your ass up, that's for sure.

Shegokigo said:

CynicismKills said:

Oh p'shaw, it's just a lighter.

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It'll light your ass up, that's for sure.

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Well you see there is a good reason you should not shoot me and that reas



SQUIRREL!

God damn that made me turn some heads at work Cyn, hilarious.

Goddammit Julio!!

The Double LL is pronounced in my name like I pronounce, ok? It's a Spanish name from Spain and all THREE of my SPANISH grandparents and ALL my SPANISH family members pronounce it that way. mm'kay? I don't care about how Argen-fucking-tineans would pronounce the double LL, I hate that fucking accent.

Also, I'm a few months from being an also Spanish Spanish-speaker, as I'm getting my Spanish passport soon.

Also: :grrr:

Seeing as every region has their own way of pronouncing certain things, it just doesn't seem at all productive (or polite) to argue about what the "correct" way is. Sure, when I was up north once, it was kind of weird to hear the guy at the burger place ask if I wanted a "pap" (a pop... sounded really Bostonian though), but that's just one of the quirks of the region.

Cajungal said:

Seeing as every region has their own way of pronouncing certain things, it just doesn't seem at all productive (or polite) to argue about what the "correct" way is. Sure, when I was up north once, it was kind of weird to hear the guy at the burger place ask if I wanted a "pap" (a pop... sounded really Bostonian though), but that's just one of the quirks of the region.

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Whatever, you're from the deep south. None of you know how to talk anyway.

Calleja said:

Also: :grrr:

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Calleja said:

Goddammit Julio!!

The Double LL is pronounced in my name like I pronounce, ok? It's a Spanish name from Spain and all THREE of my SPANISH grandparents and ALL my SPANISH family members pronounce it that way. mm'kay? I don't care about how Argen-smurfing-tineans would pronounce the double LL, I hate that smurfing accent.

Also, I'm a few months from being an also Spanish Spanish-speaker, as I'm getting my Spanish passport soon.

Also: :grrr:

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Dude, cut him some slack. He lives in a hut, afterall.

Fun Size said:

Cajungal said:

Seeing as every region has their own way of pronouncing certain things, it just doesn't seem at all productive (or polite) to argue about what the "correct" way is. Sure, when I was up north once, it was kind of weird to hear the guy at the burger place ask if I wanted a "pap" (a pop... sounded really Bostonian though), but that's just one of the quirks of the region.

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Whatever, you're from the deep south. None of you know how to talk anyway.

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MAIS das not nice, no.

Chazwozel said:

Dude, cut him some slack. He lives in a hut, afterall.

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i:

Cajungal said:

Shegokigo said:

Cajungal said:

Kah joon grill

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If you use the accent maybe, but some of these middle American people are going to require a different pronounciation:

Kay - Jun - Gal

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D'oh, but that's so boring.

seriously tho that's correct ^_^

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And here I was thinking it was pronounced K-Jungle.

On the topic of names, the last customer I just had was named:

Eliana M. Moron

I wanted so desperately to ask her to pronounce it.

Shegokigo said:

On the topic of names, the last customer I just had was named:

Eliana M. Moron

I wanted so desperately to ask her to pronounce it.

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i had a guy last week named Aßmann...i wish i had heard him pronounce it too


on topic wa-na-ten

Jim Carrey correctly pronounces my name.

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Kz7YUdy-Cg:22njgllm][/youtube:22njgllm]

I prefer "kay-lew" (first initial, last name), though during xbox live beta testing, it took too long to explain to everyone I met, so I just let them pronounce it "clue" (and now I never use the microphone)

Shegokigo said:

On the topic of names, the last customer I just had was named:

Eliana M. Moron

I wanted so desperately to ask her to pronounce it.

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I know I've told this story before, but once I had this guy in class with the first name "Phuc". I kid you not. He was American born and raised, but his parents were Vietnamese, which made it even worse, because he was fully aware of the implications of his name. He'd also developed an uncanny knack for knowing where his name fell in alphabetical order, so as to be able to shout out "It's pronounced 'fook'" at precisely the right moment.

Shegokigo said:

On the topic of names, the last customer I just had was named:

Eliana M. Moron

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Deja vu.

My ex had just called whing about a fiftieth chance, and her name was Eliana.

Chazwozel said:

Say it with me everyone: "Chaz-es is a bitch"

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Well, on that side you´d still be besmiching the name bitch, using it with a fat uneducated jock.

By the way, did you finally beat the kid at Guitar Hero, learn a second language or at least learn about that mystical thing called the outside world?

Calleja said:

The Double LL is pronounced in my name like I pronounce, ok? It's a Spanish name from Spain and all THREE of my SPANISH grandparents and ALL my SPANISH family members pronounce it that way. mm'kay? I don't care about how Argen-smurfing-tineans would pronounce the double LL, I hate that smurfing accent.

Also, I'm a few months from being an also Spanish Spanish-speaker, as I'm getting my Spanish passport soon.

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I know... but its just that my past 5 Spanish teachers pronounce it otherwise, and so does Luiza, who is herself a Spanish teacher, so I got shocked when someone said it was the wrong way to say it.

I actually think of Julio as one of my HF friends.. we've only ever argued over the LL thing and it never really passed the flame line.

I also like GasBandit much more than a lot of you geezers.

-- less than a minute ago --

By which I mean I like him more than I like a lot of you, not that I like him more than you do.

Which is probably still true, though.

You can kiss my sister anytime, just no tongues man.

Can I still do her, though?

JCM said:

Shegokigo said:

On the topic of names, the last customer I just had was named:

Eliana M. Moron

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Deja vu.

My ex had just called whing about a fiftieth chance, and her name was Eliana.

Chazwozel said:

Say it with me everyone: "Chaz-es is a *"

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Well, on that side you´d still be besmiching the name *, using it with a fat uneducated jock.

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Balding, dirty, pedophile!

See those there JCM, those are facts about you. Facts.

You can call me fat and uneducated till the cows come home but it doesn't make it fact, no matter how hard you wish.

In retort all I have to say is:

NO YOU!!

Whoa! That blows my mind. Which I would post an animated GIF of, except it gets ElJuski's panties in a bunch.

it does? why?

HCGLNS is pronounced Hugh

Hugh as in Hugh Grant or Hugh as in Hugh Laurie?

Cause I've found they pronounce it ever so subtly differently.




what?

There's more than one way to pronounce Hugh?

I mean, I guess you could pronounce it like huge but the written name version of that would be more like Hughes, wouldn't it?

HCGLNS said:

HCGLNS is pronounced Hugh

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Coincidentally, my name is pronounced, "Who?"

fade said:

Whoa! That blows my mind. Which I would post an animated GIF of, except it gets ElJuski's panties in a bunch.

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I wasn't responding to that stupid .gif in that thread. If you think a fake looking guy's head exploding gets my panties in a bunch, you have NO idea who I am. Who took the gem from your donut lately, guy?

I did. I needed the cash for booze.

Whil Wheaton

ElJuski said:

fade said:

Whoa! That blows my mind. Which I would post an animated GIF of, except it gets ElJuski's panties in a bunch.

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I wasn't responding to that stupid .gif in that thread. If you think a fake looking guy's head exploding gets my panties in a bunch, you have NO idea who I am. Who took the gem from your donut lately, guy?

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It's cool man I know you don't mi

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his name is Wil, dammit!

It's spelled drawn_inward, but it's pronounced throat warbler mangrove

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It's spelled drawn_inward, but it's pronounced throat warbler mangrove

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I always pronounced it Stavromulla Beta, how odd.

ElJuski said:

fade said:

Whoa! That blows my mind. Which I would post an animated GIF of, except it gets ElJuski's panties in a bunch.

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I wasn't responding to that stupid .gif in that thread. If you think a fake looking guy's head exploding gets my panties in a bunch, you have NO idea who I am. Who took the gem from your donut lately, guy?

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I don't even know what that means. I wasn't really serious about you getting your panties in a bunch since I'm about 47% certain you don't wear them. Maybe 45. Also for the record, I actually don't have any idea who you are, seeing as how we're all semi-anonymous.

I know who she is.

Wait.., what? "HE"? What do you mean "he"? Juski's a GUY!?


Damn! My bad! Dude looks like a lady!!!



(ah-ah ah-ah)

Calleja said:

Damn! My bad! Dude looks like a lady!!!

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Quit. Putting. That song. In my head.

*throttles Cajeta*

Wahad said:

I have no idea what Habs is, but go ahead.

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"The Habs" is short for Les Habitants. "Les Habitants" refers to the French settlers in Quebec, and is also the nickname (or simply the French name) of the hockey team more well known as the Montreal Canadiens.

In the early 90s, when the Habs won the Stanley Cup, they were backstopped by the goal keeping of a Quebecois named Patrick Roy, one of the best goalies in the game and certainly the best of his time. (Cue Chaz to argue for someone else!). Anyway, as I alluded to, his surname is pronounced as the French word for king, not the common English first name.

And now I've explained something from way back on page 1. I feel silly.

Gruebeard said:

Wahad said:

I have no idea what Habs is, but go ahead.

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"The Habs" is short for Les Habitants. "Les Habitants" refers to the French settlers in Quebec, and is also the nickname (or simply the French name) of the hockey team more well known as the Montreal Canadiens.

In the early 90s, when the Habs won the Stanley Cup, they were backstopped by the goal keeping of a Quebecois named Patrick Roy, one of the best goalies in the game and certainly the best of his time. (Cue Chaz to argue for someone else!). Anyway, as I alluded to, his surname is pronounced as the French word for king, not the common English first name.

And now I've explained something from way back on page 1. I feel silly.

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Don't feel too bad about bringing that up again, I was about to, as I've been a huge Avs fan since they moved to Denver, and had to give a shout out to Roy. Definatly the best of his time, although I don't know enough about hockey history to rank him all time.

Anyway, to get somewhat back on topic, if anyone cares about my name - it's the German word for "thief". In German, when you see an "i" and an "e" next to each other, you pronounce the second. So Dieb is pronounced "deeb" such that it rhymes with "dweeb".

If we only pronounced the "e", though, it'd be "deb"... so it's more of a "ie" sounds like "ee" kinda thing, no?

Calleja said:

If we only pronounced the "e", though, it'd be "deb"... so it's more of a "ie" sounds like "ee" kinda thing, no?

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Exactly. Same with the reverse, if you saw something that was ei, like stein (the vessel from which you drink beer) you get the "eye" sound of i like bite, as opposed to the "ih" sound from hit.

Gared said:

Calleja said:

If we only pronounced the "e", though, it'd be "deb"... so it's more of a "ie" sounds like "ee" kinda thing, no?

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Exactly. Same with the reverse, if you saw something that was ei, like stein (the vessel from which you drink beer) you get the "eye" sound of i like bite, as opposed to the "ih" sound from hit.

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So to be more succinct: You get the long vowel sound of the second vowel.

Americans are weird and mispronounce stuff.

ei = "ay" from "ay caramba" but with a different twang, ie = "ee" but slightly shorter in German.

I should think mine is easy to pronounce:
figment (as in "of the imagination")
Pez (like the candy)

What people seem to get wrong is the capitalization and short form. The "f" is lower-case, and it's Pez for short. figmentPez not Fig, not Figgy, not Pigment Fez. I am not a fruit. I am not a type of pudding. I am not a colorful hat.

figmentPez said:

I am not a colorful hat.

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You do have a colorful hat, Figgy.

Gruebeard said:

figmentPez said:

I am not a colorful hat.

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You do have a colorful hat, Pez.

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Yes, I do at that. Note it is not a fez, nor does a virtual hat contain any pigments.

bhamv2 said:

I'd tell you, but I have no idea how to pronounce it myself.

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I see do it in my head as Bamv two. Like bamf but with a v.

Ed I do as Ed + Ron + Doll

Mine is pretty simple. Hoe + Bow + Nin (Like the band Nine Inch Nails) + Ja

Chazwozel said:

You can call me fat and uneducated till the cows come home but it doesn't make it fact, no matter how hard you wish.

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You just finished your graduate program in like Biochemistry or something like that didn't you... isn't that kind of like the opposite of uneducated?

HoboNinja said:

bhamv2 said:

I'd tell you, but I have no idea how to pronounce it myself.

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I see do it in my head as Bamv two. Like bamf but with a v.

Ed I do as Ed + Ron + Doll

Mine is pretty simple. Hoe + Bow + Nin (Like the band Nine Inch Nails) + Ja

Chazwozel said:

You can call me fat and uneducated till the cows come home but it doesn't make it fact, no matter how hard you wish.

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You just finished your graduate program in like Biochemistry or something like that didn't you... isn't that kind of like the opposite of uneducated?

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BAMF!! ={) (I really hope I'm not the only one that knows the quote...)

Nightcrawler? Pulp Fiction? 1960's Batman?

I don't think I need to explain how to pronounce my name since it's fairly common and happened to be mentioned in the podcast...

HoboNinja said:

bhamv2 said:

I'd tell you, but I have no idea how to pronounce it myself.

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I see do it in my head as Bamv two. Like bamf but with a v.

Ed I do as Ed + Ron + Doll

Mine is pretty simple. Hoe + Bow + Nin (Like the band Nine Inch Nails) + Ja

Chazwozel said:

You can call me fat and uneducated till the cows come home but it doesn't make it fact, no matter how hard you wish.

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You just finished your graduate program in like Biochemistry or something like that didn't you... isn't that kind of like the opposite of uneducated?

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ppffftt are you kidding going to Thailand to fuck transvestite hookers and romping around the jungle in a yoga leotard speaking three languages at once without showering for a month like JCM does is far more education than a silly little thing like a Ph.D. provides....

Twitch said:

Nightcrawler? Pulp Fiction? 1960's Batman?

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Bavarian Army Master Force!

GeneralOrder24 said:

Twitch said:

Nightcrawler? Pulp Fiction? 1960's Batman?

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Bavarian Army Master Force!

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It's an acronym for Bad Ass Mother F***er...

Edit: It's from a crappy Youtube video that probably none of you have seen except maybe the guy wearing Shutter shades in his avatar...

XSammiKaneX said:

GeneralOrder24 said:

Twitch said:

Nightcrawler? Pulp Fiction? 1960's Batman?

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Bavarian Army Master Force!

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It's an acronym for Bad Ass Mother F***er...

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THAT'S MY GIRL!!

:toocool:

Edrondol said:

XSammiKaneX said:

GeneralOrder24 said:

Twitch said:

Nightcrawler? Pulp Fiction? 1960's Batman?

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Bavarian Army Master Force!

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It's an acronym for Bad Ass Mother F***er...

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THAT'S MY GIRL!!

:toocool:

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Ha..

XSammiKaneX said:

Edrondol said:

XSammiKaneX said:

GeneralOrder24 said:

Bavarian Army Master Force!

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It's an acronym for Bad Ass Mother F***er...

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THAT'S MY GIRL!!

:toocool:

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Ha..

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So pulp fiction?

Twitch said:

XSammiKaneX said:

Edrondol said:

XSammiKaneX said:

It's an acronym for Bad Ass Mother F***er...

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THAT'S MY GIRL!!

:toocool:

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Ha..

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So pulp fiction?

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No. Mitchell Davis.

XSammiKaneX said:

GeneralOrder24 said:

Twitch said:

Nightcrawler? Pulp Fiction? 1960's Batman?

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Bavarian Army Master Force!

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It's an acronym for Bad Ass Mother F***er...

Edit: It's from a crappy Youtube video that probably none of you have seen except maybe the guy wearing Shutter shades in his avatar...

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BAMF as Bad Ass Mother Fucker has been around for awhile... I dunno which YouTube video you are talking about.

Miles Davis?

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Miles Davis?

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...Sure...Why not.

XSammiKaneX said:

Cat said:

Miles Davis?

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...Sure...Why not.

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The path of the righteous man?

-- Mon Jun 22, 2009 8:53 pm --


IS THERE A SIGN ON MY GARAGE THAT SAYS DEAD NIGGER STORAGE?

Laurelai said:

JCM doesn't like southern accents??!?!
/weeps in her cream of wheat
Ok- if you have been exposed to just one segment of the south, then I can understand it- even southerners don't like what's called a "twangy" accent and you get that in some *cough texasgeorgiaalabama cough* areas, but other southern accents are like warm maple syrup making their slow way across your brain.

My cousins are blessed with such accents- they are both upper crust Virginians- me, I'm a Florida beach bum schlub and while to northerners I have a southern accent or sorts I am sure, I don't have anything really stands out.

oh- and my name- pretty straight forward. LAUR-ruh-lye.
until this thread though, I had been reading Shego's name incorrectly. I had been reading "Shegokio" missed a whole letter in there.

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Yeah, saying "southern accent" is like saying "British accent". There are many different southern accents, and though they may share some common features, they can be drastically different. I could recognize a Carolinian from a Texan in a heartbeat.

fade said:

Laurelai said:

JCM doesn't like southern accents??!?!
/weeps in her cream of wheat
Ok- if you have been exposed to just one segment of the south, then I can understand it- even southerners don't like what's called a "twangy" accent and you get that in some *cough texasgeorgiaalabama cough* areas, but other southern accents are like warm maple syrup making their slow way across your brain.

My cousins are blessed with such accents- they are both upper crust Virginians- me, I'm a Florida beach bum schlub and while to northerners I have a southern accent or sorts I am sure, I don't have anything really stands out.

oh- and my name- pretty straight forward. LAUR-ruh-lye.
until this thread though, I had been reading Shego's name incorrectly. I had been reading "Shegokio" missed a whole letter in there.

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Yeah, saying "southern accent" is like saying "British accent". There are many different southern accents, and though they may share some common features, they can be drastically different. I could recognize a Carolinian from a Texan in a heartbeat.

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You east coasters don't talk like normal people either. When I came down to AZ from Oregon people talked more refined like.

Edit: Those were two separate thoughts. I did not mean to associate the east coast with Arizona.

South Louisianians don't sound "Southern," really. That's more the Bible-belty Northern Louisiana. Here it's:

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2QtyHultEA:3vkfp7k8][/youtube:3vkfp7k8]

But it's more diluted in younger generations. But that emphasis on the last syllable and the end of the sentence is pretty common.

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Gared said:

Calleja said:

If we only pronounced the "e", though, it'd be "deb"... so it's more of a "ie" sounds like "ee" kinda thing, no?

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Exactly. Same with the reverse, if you saw something that was ei, like stein (the vessel from which you drink beer) you get the "eye" sound of i like bite, as opposed to the "ih" sound from hit.

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So to be more succinct: You get the long vowel sound of the second vowel.

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Ok, yes, Grue and the rest of you are right, I was just trying to get the point across simply, and you all had to be nitpickers, you bastards

Cajungal said:

JCM doesn't like southern accents??!?!

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Not that much that I hate it, but I cant stand when I have students questioning me why the hell does every other american that gets hired around here (mostly people from Utah and Texas) ignore the simple pronunciation rules of british English, or the American Webster´s guide.

Specially when they get points reduced for mispronouncing something.

Chazwozel said:

Say it with me everyone: "Chaz-es is a *"

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Well, on that side you´d still be besmiching the name *, using it with a fat uneducated jock.

[/quote]Bla bla bla useless crap from the record troll thread-locker[/quote]
Awww, I made my fat bitch Chaz unfoe me again? See how easy it is to manipulate a homophobic drama llama?


Im a pedophile? Says a redneck who hasnt moved beyond 1 country and cant even get his own language right, much less learn another.... heck, if it wasnt for that bucket of lard you call a wife I´d be amazed you even would know what sex is.



Now as usual, you´ll be my bitch and foe me again, or troll and get yet another therad lock, adding to your record as the biggest troll and cause of thread locks, I mean, even a thread celebrating the end of slavery, how lame do you have to be to troll even that? :aaahhh:

Jesus, shut up. You are the one trolling in this thread at this time, and started with the attacks out of nowhere.

Edit: and yes, I get the irony of me saying that.

Heh, werent you banned/record foed? Shut drama llama up, ye anonymous fuck,or do like him and foe me, then unfoe me when I laugh about it.

Calleja said:

Hugh as in Hugh Grant or Hugh as in Hugh Laurie?

Cause I've found they pronounce it ever so subtly differently.




what?

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I´ve had a problem over pronouncing Hughes, and most sites online seem divided between hew gwez or hoo gwez.
rly:

Shannow said:

Jesus, shut up. You are the one trolling in this thread at this time, and started with the attacks out of nowhere.

Edit: and yes, I get the irony of me saying that.

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Let me guess. He called me fat (even though I'm not), something about not being able to speak two languages (even though I can), annnnd hmmm, oh something about never leaving the U.S. (even though my family lives in Europe).


Am I right, am I right?!?!?

For bonus points, he said something about me being uneducated (even though I have a Ph.D.)

JCM said:

Heh, werent you banned/record foed? Shut up drama llama , ye anonymous smurf,or do like him and foe me, then unfoe me when I laugh about it?

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oh my, says the man going out of his way to attack someone for nothing out of no where. then, in the same line sayign how he like to be foed/unfoed. Please, do go on. Come on down off that high horse, son. You belong in the mud with the rest of us. You are the same as I am.

-- Tue Jun 23, 2009 9:32 am --

Chazwozel said:

Let me guess. He called me fat (even though I'm not), something about not being able to speak two languages (even though I can), annnnd hmmm, oh something about never leaving the U.S. (even though my family lives in Europe).


Am I right, am I right?!?!?

For bonus points, he said something about me being uneducated (even though I have a Ph.D.)

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lets find out!

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Well, on that side you´d still be besmiching the name *, using it with a fat uneducated jock.

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Ding ding! looks like we have a winner!

JCM said:

Im a pedophile? Says a redneck who hasnt moved beyond 1 country and cant even get his own language right, much less learn another.... heck, if it wasnt for that bucket of lard you call a wife I´d be amazed you even would know what sex is

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He hit them all! The repeat insults seem to be going strong with this one. I am more surprised he has not yet tried to wow us all again with tales of his travels across the world, and all the women he has slept with. Been a while since one of those.

ANd what's the deal with insulting his wife, JCM? I would think that that would be off limits. Insulting each other is one thing.

And whats the deal with airline food!?

For the record oh wise JCM, I never unfoed you. I can still see what you wrote when people quote you though. The only thing that prompted me saying anything was someone quoting you earlier and I saw that you still like to attack me unprovoked for no reason. Kinda sad. Then again I'd be kinda sad too if I had to justify my existence by fucking Thai hookers and doing naked yoga in the Amazon.

Ed, if you had no problem with him insulting Luiza, I do suggest you stop playing favourites,.

Edit:Well Shannow, as I said, shut drama llama up. Which judging from the numbers of threads locked, is impossible, specially with you handjobbing him, and with future participation from his Karate tough guy squadmembers who will come here soon.

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Ph.D

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Yeah, thats what education is about. Live in one country all your life, in a lab full of bacteria, speaking just that one language, then die out in some redneck retired home.

Whooopie doo. And you´d still whine about whippersnappers and their videogames, or that people in foreign countries must live in huts. BTW: I did say you´ll be my bitch and foe me again.

Sadly I´d love to waste my time with you, but unlike Shannow or you and your bucket of lard wife, I have better things to do, but I´ll leave you to ranting for a few pages, and I´ll drop by to laugh later.

Now be good bitches and continue derailing, because like always, the last word is important for the pathetic.

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ANd what's the deal with insulting his wife, JCM? I would think that that would be off limits. Insulting each other is one thing.

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He insulted my wife? Let me guess he called her fat too? Even though she's not and I've never posted a picture of her on the forum?

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Edrondol said:

ANd what's the deal with insulting his wife, JCM? I would think that that would be off limits. Insulting each other is one thing.

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He insulted my wife? Let me guess he called her fat too? Even though she's not and I've never posted a picture of her on the forum?

Chazwozel said:

For the record oh wise JCM, I never unfoed you.

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Aww, funny how you quoted something that nobody quoted. Guess you must have been inhaling too many bacterias off you wife´s fanny heh?

Ed, Im out of the thread until its back on-topic, as I said the last word is important for the pathetic, and I´d hate for another thread lock.

JCM said:

Ed, if you had no problem with him insulting Luiza, I do suggest you stop playing favourites.

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When did he do that? (I know you have it saved.)

And if you think I play forum favorites...

JCM said:

Chazwozel said:

For the record oh wise JCM, I never unfoed you.

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Aww, funny how you quoted something that nobody quoted.

Guess you must have been inhaling too many bacterias off you wife´s fanny heh?

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Well now I did.

Dude, seriously, just stop. You just make yourself look more and more stupid with each passing thread, and I actually feel sorry for you.

-- Tue Jun 23, 2009 8:45 am --

Edrondol said:

JCM said:

Ed, if you had no problem with him insulting Luiza, I do suggest you stop playing favourites.

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When did he do that? (I know you have it saved.)

And if you think I play forum favorites...

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I made fun of his girlfriend?

JCM said:

Chazwozel said:

Ph.D

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Yeah, thats what education is about. Live in one country all your life, in a lab full of bacteria, speaking just that one language, then die out in some redneck retired home.

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So, getting an education, and a PhD, no less..is not getting educated? Basically, you are trying to justify your own lack of education by saying what THE REST OF THE WORLD deems as educated is wrong. Good point there.

Sadly I´d love to waste my time with you, but unlike Shannow or you and your bucket of lard wife, I have better things to do, but I´ll leave you to ranting for a few pages, and I´ll drop by to laugh later.

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Of course! They are arguing against me! I know how to get this done and show my intelligence..im out! hahahaha! Look at me, I am smarter and better! Booyah!

Now be good bitches and continue derailing, because like always, the last word is important for the pathetic.

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Same thing. Best way to do anything..leave, and then say whoever answers is pathetic. That way, you think you have the best last word! Genius!!!

When, in all actuality, the action you make right there is the most pathetic. Quite sad really.


Also, you were the one who started the derail.

JCM said:

Chazwozel said:

For the record oh wise JCM, I never unfoed you.

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Aww, funny how you quoted something that nobody quoted. Guess you must have been inhaling too many bacterias off you wife´s fanny heh?

Ed, Im out of the thread until its back on-topic, as I said the last word is important for the pathetic, and I´d hate for another thread lock.

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Of course you are. You always leave a thread when you realize how stupid you really are. And please, when do you actually give a flying fuck about thread progression? You NEVER contribute anything to a topic other than requoting someone, saying "this", and adding a sentence of your own idiotic insight. You still are and will be the forum clown shoe. Whether you realize it or not, everyone around here takes what you have to say with a grain of salt. Most don't even want to bother replying to you because they don't want to put up with the flame war that'll ensue.

You want an on topic thread? Stop calling people out for no reason and stop making idiotic comments like "southern accents are the incorrect way to speak English". I'm sure your broken-ass Portuguese accented English sounds any better.

Oh damn... it's over already? :angry:

I'm just posting to increase my post count.

Shegokigo said:

Oh damn... it's over already? :angry:

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it was just getting good too

Shegokigo said:

Oh damn... it's over already? :angry:

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Sad thing is I don't even want to argue with the guy anymore.

Chazwozel said:

Shegokigo said:

Oh damn... it's over already? :angry:

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Sad thing is I don't even want to argue with the guy anymore.

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The only that I was curious about in the exchange was when he said that Ed played favorites by letting you insult his girlfriend.

Where has she been of late I wonder?

Shegokigo said:

Chazwozel said:

Shegokigo said:

Oh damn... it's over already? :angry:

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Sad thing is I don't even want to argue with the guy anymore.

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The only that I was curious about in the exchange was when he said that Ed played favorites by letting you insult his girlfriend.

Where has she been of late I wonder?

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When did I insult his girlfriend? Even if I did. She's registered on the forum and can stick up for herself. Plus, I don't really think it's fair that he goes on insulting my wife and claiming that she's fat or including her in lude sexual positions when he's never seen a picture of her or for that matter doesn't even know her. He can take pot shots all day at me if he wants to waste his breath, but it's pretty pathetic that he needs to resort to taking cracks at my family in order to get a rise out of me.

Shegokigo said:

Chazwozel said:

Shegokigo said:

Oh damn... it's over already? :angry:

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Sad thing is I don't even want to argue with the guy anymore.

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The only that I was curious about in the exchange was when he said that Ed played favorites by letting you insult his girlfriend.

Where has she been of late I wonder?

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Hiding because Chaz is a meanie?

Seriously, I hope my comment about people in the American south didn't start all this bullshit. I was just trying to get a rise out of CajunGal or DarkAudit. Y'all know I loves ya.

(Country music still blows though. Sorry.)

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When did I insult his girlfriend?

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Didn't say you did, hence my curiosity of when it "occured". Though she can't really stick up for herself if she's not around, like, ever.

Can't blame her for not being around though, we're a bit much to handle.

Shegokigo said:

Chazwozel said:

When did I insult his girlfriend?

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Didn't say you did, hence my curiosity of when it "occured". Though she can't really stick up for herself if she's not around, like, ever.

Can't blame her for not being around though, we're a bit much to handle.

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Maybe he assumed I was taking about her when I mentioned Thai tranny hookers? I can't help what he perceives his girlfriend to be when I make general statements...

Fun Size said:

Shegokigo said:

Chazwozel said:

Shegokigo said:

Oh damn... it's over already? :angry:

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Sad thing is I don't even want to argue with the guy anymore.

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The only that I was curious about in the exchange was when he said that Ed played favorites by letting you insult his girlfriend.

Where has she been of late I wonder?

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Hiding because Chaz is a meanie?

Seriously, I hope my comment about people in the American south didn't start all this bullshit. I was just trying to get a rise out of CajunGal or DarkAudit. Y'all know I loves ya.

(Country music still blows though. Sorry.)

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Nah, your comment did not start anything.

Chazwozel said:

Maybe he assumed I was taking about her when I mentioned Thai tranny hookers? I can't help what he perceives his girlfriend to be when I make general statements...

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Ok, see now you're egging it on!







Thanks!

I've looked through a bunch (read: hundreds) of Chaz's posts and I can't find what JCM is talking about. I searched HER name and found nothing near Chaz. I'm truly confused as to what JCM is talking about.

Edrondol said:

I've looked through a bunch (read: hundreds) of Chaz's posts and I can't find what JCM is talking about. I searched HER name and found nothing near Chaz. I'm truly confused as to what JCM is talking about.

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Unless he was pre-emptively accusing you of doing it *IF* Chaz would have done it. Chaz may be alot of things, but attacking people outside the conversation doesn't strike me as his calling card.

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(Country music still blows though. Sorry.)

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Country music DOES blow for the most part.

Good thing I come from the land of Zydeco.

Shegokigo said:

Edrondol said:

I've looked through a bunch (read: hundreds) of Chaz's posts and I can't find what JCM is talking about. I searched HER name and found nothing near Chaz. I'm truly confused as to what JCM is talking about.

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Unless he was pre-emptively accusing you of doing it *IF* Chaz would have done it. Chaz may be alot of things, but attacking people outside the conversation doesn't strike me as his calling card.

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FUCK YOU HOBONINJA!

Love you too Chaz <3




Yeah and honestly I kind of agree on the pedo thing with JCM, isn't he like 9 years older than his 17 year old girlfriend? That is kind of fucked up... Maybe I have their ages wrong but still I remember it was a huge difference for her being so young. Shit I feel dirty hitting on 17 year olds and I am only 20.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanyway.

Did y'all know I have a name besides cajungal? It's Leslie, and it's pronounced like this:

Les-lee. How about that?

Day-vid.

Cajungal said:

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanyway.

Did y'all know I have a name besides cajungal? It's Leslie, and it's pronounced like this:

Les-lee. How about that?

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I don't believe you. I think it's pronounced Lays-laye. :angry:

Well sure if you've got a mouthful of peanut butter or something... do you have a mouthful of peanut butter?

Cajungal said:

Well sure if you've got a mouthful of peanut butter or something... do you have a mouthful of peanut butter?

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We don't have any in the apartment.

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Cajungal said:

Well sure if you've got a mouthful of peanut butter or something... do you have a mouthful of peanut butter?

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We don't have any in the apartment.

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Well, that sucks.

Lollypop - pop = Lally. (I imagine some people saying it rhyming with pep rally. That is not so.)

Laur (rhymes with bar, not bore) + uh = me!

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Cajungal said:

Well sure if you've got a mouthful of peanut butter or something... do you have a mouthful of peanut butter?

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We don't have any in the apartment.

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Serves you right for mispronouncing my name!

XSammiKaneX said:

CynicismKills said:

Cajungal said:

Well sure if you've got a mouthful of peanut butter or something... do you have a mouthful of peanut butter?

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We don't have any in the apartment.

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Well, that sucks.

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It does! I need to go to the store, we're out of pretty much everything and my stomach will rage if I eat ramen again.

Cajungal said:

CynicismKills said:

Cajungal said:

Well sure if you've got a mouthful of peanut butter or something... do you have a mouthful of peanut butter?

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We don't have any in the apartment.

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Serves you right for mispronouncing my name!

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Cajuns are so vindictive.

CynicismKills said:

XSammiKaneX said:

CynicismKills said:

Cajungal said:

Well sure if you've got a mouthful of peanut butter or something... do you have a mouthful of peanut butter?

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We don't have any in the apartment.

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Well, that sucks.

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It does! I need to go to the store, we're out of pretty much everything and my stomach will rage if I eat ramen again.

Cajungal said:

CynicismKills said:

Cajungal said:

Well sure if you've got a mouthful of peanut butter or something... do you have a mouthful of peanut butter?

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We don't have any in the apartment.

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Serves you right for mispronouncing my name!

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Cajuns are so vindictive.

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Oh shi-yeah you need to go shopping then. Too much ramen..well there's really no saying to go along with that... :eyeroll:

Cajungal said:

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanyway.

Did y'all know I have a name besides cajungal? It's Leslie, and it's pronounced like this:

Les-lee. How about that?

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Matt.

Pronounced as: Matt.

I'll get all voodoo on you... it's bad grisgris to mispronounce a Cajun's name..... *starts swinging around a beheaded chicken or something weird like that*

Chazwozel said:

Cajungal said:

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanyway.

Did y'all know I have a name besides cajungal? It's Leslie, and it's pronounced like this:

Les-lee. How about that?

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Matt.

Pronounced as: Matt.

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I don't see how that could be mispronounced...

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Cajungal said:

I'll get all voodoo on you... it's bad grisgris to mispronounce a Cajun's name..... *starts swinging around a beheaded chicken or something weird like that*

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He needs brick dust and salt now.

Fer as in Fertile.... ish.

nan as in Nantucket

do as in door minus the "r".

It's hard as hell to find ways to use the short vowel sounds sometimes. I was trying to make sure you guys don't think Fernando is pronounced fur-nan-dough... it's not. Especially the "dough" part. It's a short "o" as in "orgasm". Can't find a word to illustrate how to pronounce "Fer" though....OOH, I know.. FERtile.. that's close enough. Fertile.

Of course, it's hard to pronounce it completely accurately, so even though I hate they way it sounds, I WOULD respond to "Fur-nan-dough".

XSammiKaneX said:

Chazwozel said:

Cajungal said:

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanyway.

Did y'all know I have a name besides cajungal? It's Leslie, and it's pronounced like this:

Les-lee. How about that?

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Matt.

Pronounced as: Matt.

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I don't see how that could be mispronounced...

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Well depending on the person and if they're calling me by my full name:

Mat-you
Mat-chew
Mad-you

Mare-aid

or

Crazy Ferret Lady

or

"Hey, you!"

Meraede said:

Mare-aid

or

Crazy Ferret Lady

or

"Hey, you!"

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Hey you! Ferrets are cute.

Calleja said:

Fer as in Fertile.... ish.

nan as in Nantucket

do as in door minus the "r".

It's hard as hell to find ways to use the short vowel sounds sometimes. I was trying to make sure you guys don't think Fernando is pronounced fur-nan-dough... it's not. Especially the "dough" part. It's a short "o" as in "orgasm". Can't find a word to illustrate how to pronounce "Fer" though....OOH, I know.. FERtile.. that's close enough. Fertile.

Of course, it's hard to pronounce it completely accurately, so even though I hate they way it sounds, I WOULD respond to "Fur-nan-dough".

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The way you pronounce the "fer" sounds kind of like "fair" but not so nasal. Like.... fehr nahn doh

XSammiKaneX said:

Meraede said:

Mare-aid

or

Crazy Ferret Lady

or

"Hey, you!"

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Hey you! Ferrets are cute.

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I know. I have 11. Would you like me to send you all 15,487 pictures of them?

Cajungal said:

I'll get all voodoo on you... it's bad grisgris to mispronounce a Cajun's name..... *starts swinging around a beheaded chicken or something weird like that*

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You give me back my chicken stick! Nobody said you could borrow that!

Meraede said:

I know. I have 11. Would you like me to send you all 15,487 pictures of them?

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Good grief, I have 2 and their a huge handful! Can't even imagine!


I'll tell you what, if my real name were to be guessed correctly, I'd admit to it. I can guarantee it'd be impossible to find out though, for one it's a very uncommon name, doubly so for someone of hispanic backround. Almost hippy in choice.

I'll give the first letter: "C"

Cajungal said:

Calleja said:

Fer as in Fertile.... ish.

nan as in Nantucket

do as in door minus the "r".

It's hard as * to find ways to use the short vowel sounds sometimes. I was trying to make sure you guys don't think Fernando is pronounced fur-nan-dough... it's not. Especially the "dough" part. It's a short "o" as in "orgasm". Can't find a word to illustrate how to pronounce "Fer" though....OOH, I know.. FERtile.. that's close enough. Fertile.

Of course, it's hard to pronounce it completely accurately, so even though I hate they way it sounds, I WOULD respond to "Fur-nan-dough".

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The way you pronounce the "fer" sounds kind of like "fair" but not so nasal. Like.... fehr nahn doh

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In trying to say this, I'm trying really hard to not say "dough" but I'm finding it nearly impossible. Oh, the woes of being a dumb hick :\

Meraede said:

XSammiKaneX said:

Meraede said:

Mare-aid

or

Crazy Ferret Lady

or

"Hey, you!"

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Hey you! Ferrets are cute.

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I know. I have 11. Would you like me to send you all 15,487 pictures of them?

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They're cute, but that's way too many pictures for me.

Shegokigo said:

Cajungal said:

I'll get all voodoo on you... it's bad grisgris to mispronounce a Cajun's name..... *starts swinging around a beheaded chicken or something weird like that*

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You give me back my chicken stick! Nobody said you could borrow that!

Meraede said:

I know. I have 11. Would you like me to send you all 15,487 pictures of them?

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Good grief, I have 2 and their a huge handful! Can't even imagine!


I'll tell you what, if my real name were to be guessed correctly, I'd admit to it. I can guarantee it'd be impossible to find out though, for one it's a very uncommon name, doubly so for someone of hispanic backround. Almost hippy in choice.

I'll give the first letter: "C"

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Clover?

Clementine?

Cthulu?

Lally said:

Cajungal said:

Calleja said:

Fer as in Fertile.... ish.

nan as in Nantucket

do as in door minus the "r".

It's hard as * to find ways to use the short vowel sounds sometimes. I was trying to make sure you guys don't think Fernando is pronounced fur-nan-dough... it's not. Especially the "dough" part. It's a short "o" as in "orgasm". Can't find a word to illustrate how to pronounce "Fer" though....OOH, I know.. FERtile.. that's close enough. Fertile.

Of course, it's hard to pronounce it completely accurately, so even though I hate they way it sounds, I WOULD respond to "Fur-nan-dough".

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The way you pronounce the "fer" sounds kind of like "fair" but not so nasal. Like.... fehr nahn doh

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In trying to say this, I'm trying really hard to not say "dough" but I'm finding it nearly impossible. Oh, the woes of being a dumb hick :\

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Heh, I know, it IS kind of a latin sound...think of the "do" in like.. Donatello. Or... dork. Y'know.. that short, quick "o" sound.


You guys aren't gonna make me record this one too, are you?

HoboNinja said:

Shegokigo said:

Cajungal said:

I'll get all voodoo on you... it's bad grisgris to mispronounce a Cajun's name..... *starts swinging around a beheaded chicken or something weird like that*

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You give me back my chicken stick! Nobody said you could borrow that!

Meraede said:

I know. I have 11. Would you like me to send you all 15,487 pictures of them?

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Good grief, I have 2 and their a huge handful! Can't even imagine!


I'll tell you what, if my real name were to be guessed correctly, I'd admit to it. I can guarantee it'd be impossible to find out though, for one it's a very uncommon name, doubly so for someone of hispanic backround. Almost hippy in choice.

I'll give the first letter: "C"

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Clover?

Clementine?

Cthulu?

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One question....what the hell made you think of "Cthulu"?

Calleja said:

Fer as in Fertile.... ish.

nan as in Nantucket

do as in door minus the "r".

It's hard as * to find ways to use the short vowel sounds sometimes. I was trying to make sure you guys don't think Fernando is pronounced fur-nan-dough... it's not. Especially the "dough" part. It's a short "o" as in "orgasm". Can't find a word to illustrate how to pronounce "Fer" though....OOH, I know.. FERtile.. that's close enough. Fertile.

Of course, it's hard to pronounce it completely accurately, so even though I hate they way it sounds, I WOULD respond to "Fur-nan-dough".

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Strange, for somereason I thought it was pronounced

Frau, prounounced like Fraud minus the 'd'
stee, pronounced like steer, minus the r

Soo - like Suit, no t
zan - like xanatos, with no -atos.

Frau - stee
Su-zan

Frosty Susan
:slywink:

XSammiKaneX said:

HoboNinja said:

Shegokigo said:

Cajungal said:

I'll get all voodoo on you... it's bad grisgris to mispronounce a Cajun's name..... *starts swinging around a beheaded chicken or something weird like that*

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You give me back my chicken stick! Nobody said you could borrow that!

Meraede said:

I know. I have 11. Would you like me to send you all 15,487 pictures of them?

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Good grief, I have 2 and their a huge handful! Can't even imagine!


I'll tell you what, if my real name were to be guessed correctly, I'd admit to it. I can guarantee it'd be impossible to find out though, for one it's a very uncommon name, doubly so for someone of hispanic backround. Almost hippy in choice.

I'll give the first letter: "C"

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Clover?

Clementine?

Cthulu?

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One question....what the hell made you think of "Cthulu"?

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Shego in real life looks like this:

Edrondol said:

Shego in real life looks like this:

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Why do you think I covered my face with the mug in my picture?

I'd guess, but right now I can't think of anything. Cynthia, but that's not an uncommon name.

Calleja said:

Lally said:

Cajungal said:

Calleja said:

Fer as in Fertile.... ish.

nan as in Nantucket

do as in door minus the "r".

It's hard as * to find ways to use the short vowel sounds sometimes. I was trying to make sure you guys don't think Fernando is pronounced fur-nan-dough... it's not. Especially the "dough" part. It's a short "o" as in "orgasm". Can't find a word to illustrate how to pronounce "Fer" though....OOH, I know.. FERtile.. that's close enough. Fertile.

Of course, it's hard to pronounce it completely accurately, so even though I hate they way it sounds, I WOULD respond to "Fur-nan-dough".

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The way you pronounce the "fer" sounds kind of like "fair" but not so nasal. Like.... fehr nahn doh

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In trying to say this, I'm trying really hard to not say "dough" but I'm finding it nearly impossible. Oh, the woes of being a dumb hick :\

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Heh, I know, it IS kind of a latin sound...think of the "do" in like.. Donatello. Or... dork. Y'know.. that short, quick "o" sound.


You guys aren't gonna make me record this one too, are you?

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Yes, Susan.
Or we could just do what Necro does in Vent and call you Cal.

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TK06tbNFiEU:6k82ojfe][/youtube:6k82ojfe]

See you next Tuesday?

Edrondol said:

XSammiKaneX said:

HoboNinja said:

Shegokigo said:

You give me back my chicken stick! Nobody said you could borrow that!

Good grief, I have 2 and their a huge handful! Can't even imagine!


I'll tell you what, if my real name were to be guessed correctly, I'd admit to it. I can guarantee it'd be impossible to find out though, for one it's a very uncommon name, doubly so for someone of hispanic backround. Almost hippy in choice.

I'll give the first letter: "C"

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Clover?

Clementine?

Cthulu?

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One question....what the hell made you think of "Cthulu"?

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Shego in real life looks like this:

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(I've been wanting to use this one..)

XSammiKaneX said:

(I've been wanting to use this one..)

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Should have waited a bit longer, the useage was a bit lost on this one.

GORRAM IT BOWIELEE!!! I THOUGHT WE WERE PALS!

ARGGHHH!!




...yes, that wretched song pronounces it pretty close. rly:

Shegokigo said:

XSammiKaneX said:

(I've been wanting to use this one..)

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Should have waited a bit longer, the useage was a bit lost on this one.

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No one pronounces my real name correctly; there's a silent letter throws everyone off. My nickname (which is mostly what I go by) is easy enough though....

ZenMonkey said:

No one pronounces my real name correctly; there's a silent letter throws everyone off. My nickname (which is mostly what I go by) is easy enough though....

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That's usually the point of a nickname Zen. :slywink:

Sheg's real name?

She looks like a Colleen to me.

So if we guess your name you'll tell us? Sweet! My guess(es) are:

Cabe
Cadence
Cadrian
Caelyn
Cailey
Caimile
Cairnaghn
Caitlin
Caitlyn
Cala
Calandra
Calantha
Caleb
Caledonia
Calendre
Caley
Cali
Calico
Calida
Calista
Calla
Callan
Calleigh
Callia
Callidora
Callie
Calliope
Callispo
Caltha
Calypso
Cam
Cambrie
Camelai
Cameran
Cameron
Camilla
Camille
Camrin
Camryn
Canace
Candace
Candee
Candi
Candida
Candis
Candra
Candy
Cantara
Caoimhe
Capri
Caprice
Caprina
Cara
Caradawn
Caradoc
Carajean
Caressa
Caresse
Carew
Carha
Cari
Carina
Carine
Carissa
Carla
Carleigh
Carlen
Carlina
Carling
Carlotta
Carly
Carlyle
Carmel
Carmen
Carmene
Carna
Carnelian
Carnie
Carol
Caroline
Carolyn
Caron
Carrie
Carrigan
Carrington
Carston
Cary
Carys
Cascadia
Casey
Casilda
Cassandra
Cassia
Cassidy
Cassie
Cassiel
Casta
Castalia
Catarina
Catava
Cathaleen
Catherine
Cathryn
Cauvery
Cayleigh
Cecania
Cecia
Cecile
Cecilia
Celandia
Celeste
Celestina
Celia
Celinda
Celine
Cercia
Cerdwin
Cerelia
Cerise
Chaia
Chailyn
Chaitaly
Chaitra
Chaka
Chanah
Chandani
Chandi
Chandra
Chane
Chanel
Chantal
Chantel
Chapman
Charis
Charisma
Charissa
Charisse
Charity
Charlene
Charlize
Charlot
Charlotte
Charmaine
Charmian
Charu
Chastity
Chavonne
Chay
Chaya
Chaya
Chaylen
Cheleste
Chelly
Chelsea
Cheney
Chenoa
Cheri
Cherie
Cherise
Cherry
Cheryl
Chesna
Chet
Chevelle
Chevy
Cheyenne
Chi
Chi
Chianna
Chiara
Chika
Chilali
Chimalis
China
Chipo
Chisel
Chitra
Chitrangda
Chloe
Chloris
Cho
Chordé
Christabel
Christina
Christine
Christy
Chruse
Chudney
Chynna
Chyou
Chyou
Ciannait
Ciar
Ciara
Ciccone
Cicely
Ciera
Cinderella
Cindy
Circe
Cirea
Claiborne
Claira
Claire
Clara
Clarabelle
Clarissa
Claude
Claudia
Clay
Clayanne
Clea
Clementine
Cliantha
Clio
Cliodna
Clovis
Cochiti
Coco
Colette
Colleen
Columba
Columbia
Concepcion
Condola
Conncetta
Conner
Constance
Contessa
Cora
Coral
Coralee
Corazon
Cordelia
Corin
Corina
Corinda
Corine
Corinne
Corliss
Cornelia
Corona
Corrina
Corrine
Cosette
Courtnee
Courtney
Crescent
Cressida
Cristian
Cristina
Crystal
Curissa
Cuyler
Cybele
Cydney
Cynara
Cynthia
Cyprien
Cyrene
Cyrilla
Cytheria
Cyzarine

It's not in there Ed, but good guesses!

If her name is Cynara I swear I'm gonna have a hard time not working in "sayonara" puns every chance I got.

-- less than a minute ago --

Oh... guess it's not. Damn.

-- less than a minute ago --

Actually, I think I mean "phew".

Edrondol said:

So if we guess your name you'll tell us? Sweet! My guess(es) are:

*snip*

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What did you do type in "names starting with "c"" in Yahoo search until you found them all?

why would any sane human being use Yahoo?

http://www.justmommies.com/baby_names/girlsc.php

Copy/paste into Excel and sort. :tongue:

Seriously, stop quoting that post, it's elogating this page and the screen I have here at work is freakin tiny!

Calleja said:

why would any sane human being use Yahoo?

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The innocence of youth eh Calle?

Apologies for the video Cal, I couldn't resist.

Shegokigo said:

Seriously, stop quoting that post, it's elogating this page and the screen I have here at work is freakin tiny!

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Dammit... someone used "elongating" and I can't...stop...myseelf... it's...stronger.. than.....meee....heeeeelp..-


I'LL ELONGATE SOMETHING ELSE FOR YOU RIGHT HERE






I'm so, so sorry.

Is it Clarabella.

Shegokigo said:

Seriously, stop quoting that post, it's elogating this page and the screen I have here at work is freakin tiny!

Calleja said:

why would any sane human being use Yahoo?

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The innocence of youth eh Calle?

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Sorry Shego.

Shegokigo said:

That's usually the point of a nickname Zen. :slywink:

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Easy to pronounce. The fact that it's most commonly a boy's name means people get it wrong all the time anyway.

Is your name Clarinet?

Some of the names on Ed's list remind me of one of the scenes from "The Waiting"

Male Customer #1: It's too bad Chlamydia has to be a venereal disease. It's such a pleasant-sounding word.
Male Customer #2: Chlamydia?
Male Customer #1: Chlamydia.
Male Customer #2: Chlamydia. I think I might name my daughter Chlamydia.

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Is it strange that with such a reasonable display name as "Rob King," my name is actually Joshua?

Rob King said:

Is it strange that with such a reasonable display name as "Rob King," my name is actually Joshua?

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No, it just means that now I will read your handle as an imperative command rather than a name.

robbing kings is a dangerous job, but someone's got to do it, dammit!

Shegokigo said:

I'll give the first letter: "C"

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Hmmm... What do you call a latina with no legs? [spoiler:t9asoerr]Consuelo.[/spoiler:t9asoerr]

Given what we know about you, my guess would be "Chastity".

Peter.

Simple, right?

Wow... Jake's joke is awesome... and even though it's groan-tastically punny.. I had never heard it before.

Edrondol said:

Shego in real life looks like this:

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This may have a lot to do with why her girlfriend keeps her around.

Calleja said:

Wow... Jake's joke is awesome... and even though it's groan-tastically punny.. I had never heard it before.

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Seriously, I was laughing when I highlighted the spoiler.

Jake said:

Edrondol said:

Shego in real life looks like this:

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This may have a lot to do with why her girlfriend keeps her around.

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Pure gold Jake, 2 for 2.



I will say that someone has gotten "close". Though with all the names Ed posted, I think he ruined anyone's chances of narrowing it down.

How close? Like, one letter off or kinda-sounds-the-same?

ZenMonkey said:

Rob King said:

Is it strange that with such a reasonable display name as "Rob King," my name is actually Joshua?

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No, it just means that now I will read your handle as an imperative command rather than a name.

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Calleja said:

robbing kings is a dangerous job, but someone's got to do it, dammit!

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So hold on ... are we robbing kings like ... monarchs, or famous pop fiction authors? Because if it comes to a vote, I say we take down Stephen King first.

If my name was Joshua I'd name my penis "Joshua's Tree".


I crack myself up.

Calleja said:

If my name was Joshua I'd name my penis "Joshua's Tree".

I crack myself up.

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... and now I have a new pickup line.

Rob King said:

ZenMonkey said:

[quote="Rob King":22nbxy23]Is it strange that with such a reasonable display name as "Rob King," my name is actually Joshua?

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No, it just means that now I will read your handle as an imperative command rather than a name.

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Calleja said:

robbing kings is a dangerous job, but someone's got to do it, dammit!

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So hold on ... are we robbing kings like ... monarchs, or famous pop fiction authors? Because if it comes to a vote, I say we take down Stephen King first.[/quote:22nbxy23]

King IS capitalized, implying a name...

Calleja said:

If my name was Joshua I'd name my penis "Joshua's Tree".


I crack myself up.

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Shannow said:

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Edrondol said:

Calleja said:

If my name was Joshua I'd name my penis "Joshua's Tree".


I crack myself up.

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tee hee, Turbo made the joke even funnier.

Calleja said:

Edrondol said:

Calleja said:

If my name was Joshua I'd name my penis "Joshua's Tree".


I crack myself up.

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tee hee, Turbo made the joke even funnier.

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Ha..."Turbo" :smirk:

XSammiKaneX said:

Calleja said:

Edrondol said:

Calleja said:

If my name was Joshua I'd name my penis "Joshua's Tree".


I crack myself up.

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tee hee, Turbo made the joke even funnier.

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Ha..."Turbo" :smirk:

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Huh. If I ever get to market an erectile dysfunction pill, I'm calling it Edrondol. "A Turbo boost for your penis."



Yeah, I listened to the podcast last night. What of it?

Shegokigo said:

XSammiKaneX said:

(I've been wanting to use this one..)

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Should have waited a bit longer, the useage was a bit lost on this one.

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she does not like the cone of shame.

Shegokigo said:

Pure gold Jake, 2 for 2.

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I live to serve.

Shegokigo said:

Edrondol said:

I've looked through a bunch (read: hundreds) of Chaz's posts and I can't find what JCM is talking about. I searched HER name and found nothing near Chaz. I'm truly confused as to what JCM is talking about.

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Unless he was pre-emptively accusing you of doing it *IF* Chaz would have done it. Chaz may be alot of things, but attacking people outside the conversation doesn't strike me as his calling card.

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Since Dave seems to again playing favourites, try this for size

Chaz said:

Always fun. Maybe I should take a chapter from the JCM book of philosophy and coax ugly girls into threesomes =with my equally ugly girlfriend.

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viewtopic.php?f=15&t=4585&p=159608&hilit=guide#p159608
So Dave, may I suggest trying the right keywords before whining about a private pm in which I apologized over something that I thought was ok (making fun of Chaz´ and wife´s tubbyness).

Nice modding, blowjobbing the troll is a first Ive seen in 15 years of being in online forums. Now I´ll leave the jock to whine on the last word, as usual, with aided ego-boosting by Shannow and ed. Lame, really.

Frankie...pronounced Frank-ee. Real name Frank. I'm super interesting.

I think it's interesting. Although sometimes I get confused, because Twitch (?) has a Frank Sinatra avatar and I always want to call him Frankie.

If I were to re-register I would be ReverendSinatra or just Sinatra.
Twitch is years old from when I had a really bad twitching problem that was very obvious during the original Counterstrike. I kept used Twitch up into halfpixel and then I switched to ReverendSin just about everywhere else. (You see I'm a reverend, and I love sinatra... HILARIOUS)

Real name's Robin. If you can't guess how it's pronounced, go see a Batman flick.

It's pronounced Oz-wee-pay

JCM said:

Shegokigo said:

Edrondol said:

I've looked through a bunch (read: hundreds) of Chaz's posts and I can't find what JCM is talking about. I searched HER name and found nothing near Chaz. I'm truly confused as to what JCM is talking about.

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Unless he was pre-emptively accusing you of doing it *IF* Chaz would have done it. Chaz may be alot of things, but attacking people outside the conversation doesn't strike me as his calling card.

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Since Dave seems to again playing favourites, try this for size

Chaz said:

Always fun. Maybe I should take a chapter from the JCM book of philosophy and coax ugly girls into threesomes =with my equally ugly girlfriend.

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viewtopic.php?f=15&t=4585&p=159608&hilit=guide#p159608
So Dave, may I suggest trying the right keywords before whining about a private pm in which I apologized over something that I thought was ok (making fun of Chaz´ and wife´s tubbyness).

Nice modding, blowjobbing the troll is a first Ive seen in 15 years of being in online forums. Now I´ll leave the jock to whine on the last word, as usual, with aided ego-boosting by Shannow and ed. Lame, really.

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And here I thought you were done, troll. I like how he makes a mistake in searching, and you call it fellating caz because soemone did not side with your little tantrum. you really do live in your own little world, don't you?

Christ JCM, that was a little harsh on Ed for no fucking reason...

Why in the hell would I search for him insulting your girlfriend by searching for the word "guide"?!?

You know what, Julio, you used to be a cool dude. Now you're just a bitter, bitter prick. What the fuck happened to you? You need to take a good look at yourself and see what an insufferable asshole you've turned out to be. If you think I've been playing favorites that's your deal. But as of right now you can fuck right off. I realize that this thread is locked (and no, not by me) and that it's impossible for you to respond here, but if you feel the need go right ahead and make a new thread. We can take it there. I'm sick of your negative, unhelpful shitslinging for no other reason than to make yourself feel superior.

tl;dr version:

Fuck off, dipshit.