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I don't quite remember exactly what kind of place this was. This was like 4 years ago.
They gave us chips and salsa. Like instead of complimentary bread, they gave us complimentary chips and salsa. We were like, "say dawg, can a guy get some queso up in this bitch?" and they were like "sure, but we call it cheese sauce and it's terrible" and then my brother paid me a dollar to eat a spoon full.
Like if they took what they had, added some milk and mixed in some salsa it would have at least been something else.