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Today's post was me coming up with questions that, just by asking them, alter the answers given, and I wanted to see if you guys could come up with any more of them. So, what do you got?

The post:
Does it make you mad when I say you're a douche?

"do you still beat your wife?"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loaded_question

Are you going to answer this question with "no"?

Do you own an American car, douchebag?

This was one used on me in junior high:

You tell your mom you're gay yet?

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Funny how that came back on me....

Is there no way you will not have sex with me tonight? ~ Sam Malone

How much have you stolen from your previous employers?

Here's on some folks should know.

Have you ever tried sugar or PCP?

How about a classic?
"Am I telling a lie right now?"

--Patrick

PatrThom said:

How about a classic?
"Am I telling a lie right now?"

--Patrick

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Far as I can tell, there's only one answer to that:

"No, you're asking a question."

"When was the last time you stole a car?"

"Does this smell like chloroform to you?"

Does this question have an answer?

And oldie, but a goodie:

"If I said you had a lovely body, would you hold it against me?"

Some of these are very very fail and can easily be answered....

I thought that was the idea.

Should we provide health care to illegal aliens?

as opposed to,

Should we turn an injured illegal alien out of the Emergency Room?

Covar said:

I thought that was the idea.

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Hm, maybe I misunderstood then.

Does this dress make me look fat?
I kid, I kid. I'll hapilly say "yes"

The idea is to come up with questions that inherently alter the answer just by asking them.

Have you ever considered how many people have handled your underwear before you bought it?

(See, now you're thinking about it - like that.)

Have you ever considered that a jockstrap would really improve Fun Size's loins?

Are you going to finish that?

"Can I ask you a question?"

--Patrick