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Bacon

ok it is all setup. So this thread shall now be about bacon.





[STRIKE]I finally decided to sign up for windows live messenger. I think I got it set up properly but I was wondering if someone could send me an IM just so I can make sure it is all set up correctly?


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I don't eat it. I'm Jewish.

I don't eat it, I'm cheap.

I eat it, Because I'm a christian and I believe that, like beer, God gave us bacon because he wanted us to be happy.



I love bacon.

I eat it, because I can taste the swine's suffering.

And it tastes good.

Mmmmmmm bacon.

damn... now I'm hungry. Fuck you hylian. >: (

I shouldn't eat it, I'm Fat.

Cat said:

I shouldn't eat it, I'm Fat.

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Aaaaw, that's not true... that's quite a svelte looking burqa you've got there.

I just ate some bacon.


It was awesome.

phil said:

I just ate some bacon.


It was awesome.

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Crispy?

I'm gonna have bacon for breakfast when I wake up.
I eat it because it reminds me of human flesh, only less salty.

I don't eat it... I'm poor. (unless I can grab it from a restaurant)

I don't eat it. I'm trying to eat healthier.

*gnaws on some celery*

Bacon: I read him

Dear God, I think I'm having a heart attack just looking at that thing.

I want to make that one, and this one:
http://www.bbqaddicts.com/blog/recipes/bacon-explosion/

Damn... I'm so freaking hungry now. I'm at work with NO possibility of bacon.

You guys suck!!

callistarya said:

work with NO possibility of bacon

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I read this in the voice of a weather man.

"And after the high stress system caused by Hurricane Employment, there is a good possibility of bacon, with risk of heart attack.

Back to you, Ron."

I'd eat it, but with my gal not allowed, I'm not allowed.

I'll go gnaw some shriveled celery and pretend.

haha Weather Bacon.

Also, this week's episode of Defying Gravity is entitled 'Bacon.'

HAhaaaa I'm getting bacon pizza for lunch.

neener neener neener

I don't eat it, I savor it...ever dip bacon in chocolate gravy?

...yeah, didn't think so...mmmm

well, you're not hardcore. you don't dip it in bacon-chocolate flavored gravy

Well, I'm not that into the bacon, its as much about the gravy...okay, I think it may be more about the gravy truthfully.

Just finished my late dinner of spaghetti carbonara.

Then I noticed this thread.

Uncanny.

hylian said:

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I'm going to attempt a miniature one of these. If I'm not back in 10 minutes, I either died trying, or died happy.

Now excuse me while I kiss the sky.

phil said:

I'm going to attempt a miniature one of these. If I'm not back in 10 minutes, I either died trying, or died happy.

Now excuse me while I kiss the sky.

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oh no! It's been over 20 minutes I think we lost him

Not dead, but I think I saw God.

That was just the ER doctor.

Damn, that Bacon Explosion looks like something I need to try oO

There was this hamburger place in town called Gusto's (hey!). It was awesome. It was run by this old man named Gustavo who fucking loved hamburgers. Then he died. Now it is gone.

His burgers were greasy heaven. He used no less than 8 strips of bacon on the bacon-mozza-mushroom burger that was my favorite.

I fucking miss Gusto's.

Rob King said:

I read this in the voice of a weather man.

\"And after the high stress system caused by Hurricane Employment, there is a good possibility of bacon, with risk of heart attack.

Back to you, Ron.\"

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Here you go:
http://www4.ncsu.edu/~mrellinw/weatherbacon.mp3

- The weather guy

Rasputin said:

Here you go:
http://www4.ncsu.edu/~mrellinw/weatherbacon.mp3

- The weather guy

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Niiice.

Is that a voice synth program or something, or did you record that?

Rob King said:

Niiice.

Is that a voice synth program or something, or did you record that?

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That's just my voice, with a newscaster-y feel.

My tomato garden is mature, and giving me more ripe tomatoes than I could ever eat. BLTs here we come!

Rasputin Wins.

Rasputin said:

That's just my voice, with a newscaster-y feel.

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Very nice. I'm always jealous when I hear people with awesome voices.

Rob King said:

Very nice. I'm always jealous when I hear people with awesome voices.

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See, I've never thought of my voice as awesome, but people keep saying it's good. I guess I'll go along with it.