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I'm curious if anyone else has quotes that they're auto-triggered into finishing when you hear the beginning of it, regardless of the context.

For example, any time someone in a movie or TV show says "my god" I usually say "it's full of stars!" out loud without even thinking about it.

And of course there's the obligatory "Stop!" "Hammer Time!"

This is madness!

Name, I am...

In the Emperor's name/Let none survive, Burn the heretic/Kill the mutant/Purge the unclean, Now we know/And knowing is half the battle, and many others that don't come to mind.

Hammertime is a standard between me and my friends.

Also about the only one I can think of that happens regularly.

"So" is always followed with "a needle and a thread".

The number "37" usually leads to "IN A ROW!?"


And people starting a sentence with "surely" leads to ".... and don't call me Shirley"

Warm out today..warm out yesterday....even warmer today.


I just want to crawl into a hole and die!
Ok, throw her in ze hole.

Iä Iä...

So many. So many.

The latest and most entertaining is a friend I have, who lately has been trying to speak in rhyme. I'm not sure why. This quickly gets on my nerves so I will shout "No more rhymes now, I mean it!" and someone in our group will inevitably finish "...Anybody want a peanut?"

I also do the "Oh my God... ...It's full of stars!" thing.

There are lots of others but it's... too early for my brain to work and think of them.

...That's what she said...

[Anything] is our last hope...No, there is another.

For whatever reason I always seem to throw out 89 Batman quotes.

"He's dead now.....and he's left me in charge."

"YOU WANNA GET NUTS! COME ON! LET'S GET NUTS!"

Charlie Dont Surf said:

The number "37" usually leads to "IN A ROW!?"

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basically this, except it tends to lead to "My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!"

Jake will say, "We will __insert whatever we're planning to do___...... and laugh!"

Me: "On into ze night!"

Jake: "Fohohohohohohoh!"

--from the Aqua Teen Hunger Force with the introduction of the aliens Oglethorpe and Emory.

From Twister:

I hear the word "debris" I have to yell, "DEBRIS?!?"

"Let's do this"

".....LEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOY"

Any time someone says Dammit I will inevitably follow with JANET!

Someone: "What do you want?"

Me: "IN-FOR-MATION!"

And i actually had one person give the proper response ("You won't get it!")

"Dude, Seriously" (my wife and I would go on and on with that one)

Edit: In case someone wonders where that one came from... Kim Possible.

Sometimes, when somebody uses 'dude', I'll finish with 'where's my car?'

Heh. "And then?" will invariably be followed by "No 'and then'!".

Hammer time is a given, whenever somebody says something about teletransportation I start singing "But if you have to take me apart to get me there. Then I don't want to go"

I'm always quoting scrubs, seinfeld and friends at all times.

The sun is a mass...

When I hear a couple arguing in public, and the guy almost always says that he is going to spank her...
I pipe in with.
"AND AFTER THE SPANKING... the oral sex."

Fun Size said:

Heh. "And then?" will invariably be followed by "No 'and then'!".

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And theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen??

I actually finished some quote that Cajungal started on AIM last night, completely stream-of-consciousness, and then immediately apologized. I can't remember what it was though.

I remember when I started here, Batdan and Cajun used to finish my Scrubs quotes

When anyone says "That's no -----" I have to say "It's a space station."

The odder one - when anyone says "First things first," the phrase "I Poppa, freaks all the honeys" comes to mind. Sucked during lectures in college.

This won't make sense to too many people, but when someone says:
"What time is it?"
I respond
"4:30. It's not late, no, no, it's early."

"Hello" is always followed by "My name is Inigo Montoya."

General Specific said:

The sun is a mass...

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of incandescent gas, a gigantic nuclear furnace...

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Gusto said:

Fun Size said:

Heh. "And then?" will invariably be followed by "No 'and then'!".

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And theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen??

I actually finished some quote that Cajungal started on AIM last night, completely stream-of-consciousness, and then immediately apologized. I can't remember what it was though.

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Augh what was it!

Charlie Dont Surf said:

The number "37" usually leads to "IN A ROW!?"

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This one gets me every time. Even when I see it on mile markers on the highway.

Cajungal said:

General Specific said:

The sun is a mass...

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of incandescent gas, a gigantic nuclear furnace...

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Thaaaaaaank you!

:toocool:

and to educate these plebs:

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General Specific said:

Cajungal said:

[quote="General Specific":2w125kp7]The sun is a mass...

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of incandescent gas, a gigantic nuclear furnace...

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Thaaaaaaank you![/quote:2w125kp7]

I love you both, just so you know.

Ah, they might be giants... :3 Gah, Ana Ng stuck in my head again >_<

Maybe you should make a hole with a gun perpendicular to the name of this town in a desktop globe.

But then there'd be an exit wound in a foreign nation showing the home of the one this was written for... Dangit Cajun :angry:

I don't want the world, Den. I just want your half.

All I want is a rock to wind a string around.

"Son I am able," she said "though you scare me."
"Watch," said I
"Beloved," I said "watch me scare you though." said she,
"Able am I, Son."

Charlie Dont Surf said:

The number "37" usually leads to "IN A ROW!?"


And people starting a sentence with "surely" leads to ".... and don't call me Shirley"

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These.

Also, "so" generally leads to "...how did it go?"

Also also, anytime my brother and I are on an escalator we remark about how kids don't fear/respect them.

Oh, and "remeber" always leads to "you're my number one guyyyy."

Cajungal said:

"Son I am able," she said "though you scare me."
"Watch," said I
"Beloved," I said "watch me scare you though." said she,
"Able am I, Son."

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Madam, I'm Adam.

I, Palindrome, I. ^_^

RACECAR!!