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Beat boxers. This one especially:

Loud teenage boys in groups of more than three.

No, wait... that's more annoying, actually.

Heh, I could probably reproduce all of that besides the whistling... Though probably not on command.

Uh, weird things that terrify me?

Having my bedroom door opened when I'm asleep will cause me to scream before I even wake up.

Loud noises. Even if I'm kinda expecting it.

I guess I'm kinda high strung.

Michael Flatley, Lord of the Dance

I have a strong aversion to gum.

Girls.

Non-hypocritical members of the NDP.

Things around my inner elbow.

HCGLNS said:

Non-hypocritical members of the NDP.

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Do they exist? I'm suddenly very scared. Please tell me they don't really exist.

Calleja said:

Michael Flatley, Lord of the Dance

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"His legs flay about as if independent from his body!"

Gruebeard said:

Girls.

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People.

Cheesy1;366183][QUOTE=Calleja said:

Michael Flatley, Lord of the Dance

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"His legs flay about as if independent from his body!"[/QUOTE]

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OH! Having thing close to the tendons on the back of my ankles. All through school we had to sit in these desk that these underpart for storing our books nad stuff...I was terrified of banging my tendons off these.

Why?, you ask. Well, my history teacher told me that they used to cut the tendons in soldiers so they couldn't escape. That freaked me the fuck out.

Having the lights go out while I'm in the shower

Spider-clowns.

Lying Bastard said:

Spider-clowns.

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Doing an google image search for spider clown has some very bizarre results. (and NSFW, even with the safe search filter on)

Deer ticks. So small. I hates them all.

drunk me. that dude is a psycho.

Lying Bastard said:

Spider-clowns.

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Heights. Because I am always afraid that my glasses will somehow slip off

Cancer and Alzheimer. Both my grandmas died of cancer-related complications, and my paternal grandfather... well, it pains me to see a man who fought in the WWII, then came back and raised a family on a farm the way he is it today: borderline catatonic, barely reacting to outside stimuli, and completely dependent of the nurses in the old people's home.

A while ago I did a list of 10 things that frighten me. They included the robot uprising, seceret nazi super science, Jeb Bush in 08 (you know they at least thought about it) and the south rising again

Sea creatures. There really isn't any one that I am fond of. I am exceptionally terrified of octopi (octopuses?), jellyfish, and those freaky, alien-looking, glowing monstrosities that live in the deepest parts of the ocean. Dophins aren't so bad, I guess.

June bugs, too. I hate how they buzz right by my ear and get caught in my hair. Ewww.

The irony of that with your username is Delicious. And all these spider pictures posting is making me hungry.

Sudden loud noises. My wife tells me that everyone is scared by them, but I really, really don't like it.

I am scared of being eaten by a shark, and seeing it before it attacks.

I am scared of having my throat cut. I am almost paranoid about that when I go to a movie theater. I haven't told anyone that b/c I would assume they would think I am a loony.

When my daughter was born I was absolutely terrified of SIDS, so pretty much every hour or two for a year I would wake up, walk to her room, and make sure she was breathing. My wife still thinks I'm nuts.

Heights. Even watching videos gets me antsy. When I watched Avatar in 3D for the flight scenes, I used my fingers like claws and made sure I was firmly attached to my seat.

If I knew the Na'vi equivalent of "Sweet Jesus, make me die", I would have said it.

Awesome movie though.

Ex Lax overdose.

Seaweed... God, the idea of those mushy, dangly things waving in the water, looking like fingers ready to grab you...

Deep water. If I can't see or touch the bottom, I start freaking out.

Leaf Galls. They make my fucking skin crawl. ughhhhhhh.

I think its because I got some weird skin disorders as a kid, and there is just something creepy about hard knots growing onto skin and then they just slough off. I dunno. Makes me nauseous.

Chazwozel said:

When my daughter was born I was absolutely terrified of SIDS, so pretty much every hour or two for a year I would wake up, walk to her room, and make sure she was breathing. My wife still thinks I'm nuts.

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i think almost every new parent has that fear. i did.

I actually got an Angelcare monitor. Combination of baby moniter/heartbeat monitor. Sits under the mattress and registers heartbeats. Went off a few times accidentally when the kids rolled off of it, but it let me sleep. Best baby purchase ever.

Fun Size said:

I actually got an Angelcare monitor. Combination of baby moniter/heartbeat monitor. Sits under the mattress and registers heartbeats. Went off a few times accidentally when the kids rolled off of it, but it let me sleep. Best baby purchase ever.

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I'll be looking into this for the next kid.

yeah, tell me that now.

I still use it on the three year old when he's sick and coughing. It's amazing.

Is anyone else scared that when they are holding a baby they are going to freak out and punch a hole in a baby's soft spot? I am.

Don't hold my kid. No offense, Shego2.0

...holy shit, dude.

actually, if it were verifiably such, holy shit would scare me too, I suppose.

Even the pope poops.

The pope? A figurehead of power to an idealogical opiate devourring population afraid to think for itself. Not exactly holy

Gandhi poop, then?

I just have this thing about sensitive situations. I was at a wedding for my cousin this weekend, and was terrified that I was going to stand up and shout "I Object!" in the middle of the ceremony. I have issues......

That's totally cool. Nothing personal, if you step towards my kid you're KOS

Andromache said:

That's totally cool. Nothing personal, if you step towards my kid you're KOS

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Says the poster child for Khorne's Women's Auxilliary.

But yeah that's probably a good idea.

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That's totally cool. Nothing personal, if you step towards my kid you're KOS

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Says the poster child for Khorne's Women's Auxilliary.

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Your warhammer mind tricks have no effect on me, I never played.