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Regretsy woman goes to a "sex positive" party in a Beaver costume

Feb 2, 2011#1

Krisken

Hilarity ensues.

Feb 2, 2011#2

AshburnerX

Best. Night. EVER.

Feb 3, 2011#3

Dave

As someone who has dressed as a mascot for events, it always amazes me that people do not remember that there is a person inside. It's really amazing how mean and physically violent people get towards mascots. Kids will kick you, hit you and be generally idiotic and the parents sit and laugh because it's funny to watch the fuzzy thing get pummeled.

But nobody groped my tits, for which I was disappointed.

And yes, these costumes are frickin' hotter than hell. The last one I did was as McGruff the Crime Dog and it was like 100 outside and the fan was broken. The cops thought he was going to be funny by having me show the kids how to ride a bike. I couldn't fit the helmet on and since you HAVE NO VISION it was really, really hard.

Feb 3, 2011#4

Chad Sexington

Mascots scared me when I was kid, and now I am bewildered by them: who likes them? Who wants them? Just weird. Weird.

Feb 3, 2011#5

Cheesy1

At the first place I worked at, I eventually became their costumed mascot. It was a Merlin-looking character. No fan, and you can imagine how hot it would get in that thing during a Central California summer. I would have to wear a sweatband to keep the sweat from getting in my eyes, and take a break every half-hour to wring it out before going back.

Feb 7, 2011#6

@Li3n

Dave said:
As someone who has dressed as a mascot for events, it always amazes me that people do not remember that there is a person inside. It's really amazing how mean and physically violent people get towards mascots. Kids will kick you, hit you and be generally idiotic and the parents sit and laugh because it's funny to watch the fuzzy thing get pummeled.

And that's how we should decide who we let vote... by how they treat people that are wearing a dehumanizing mascot suit...

Feb 7, 2011#7

Neon Pirate

Dave said:
As someone who has dressed as a mascot for events, it always amazes me that people do not remember that there is a person inside. It's really amazing how mean and physically violent people get towards mascots. Kids will kick you, hit you and be generally idiotic and the parents sit and laugh because it's funny to watch the fuzzy thing get pummeled.

But nobody groped my tits, for which I was disappointed.

And yes, these costumes are frickin' hotter than hell. The last one I did was as McGruff the Crime Dog and it was like 100 outside and the fan was broken. The cops thought he was going to be funny by having me show the kids how to ride a bike. I couldn't fit the helmet on and since you HAVE NO VISION it was really, really hard.

Sorry about your tits Dave!

Feb 7, 2011#8

Dave

Neon Pirate said:
Sorry about your tits Dave!

If I had a nickel for every time I heard that...

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