ElJuski
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by that girl's boyfriend? The crazy "I can totally go to jail again for beating the shit out of somebody so fucken try me" guy? Ohhhh you remember. He texted me through her phone threatening grave violence against my amazing ass. I told him I didn't know they were dating (I didn't) and offered him hugs. He called me a rope smoker after that, and I told him I would S his D should the chance be provided. He got mad and wanted to kick my ass and it was an interesting week but that was in February and it all went away.
WELL. This past Thursday I was out being the songbird of our generation at karaoke night at one of the townie bars, and was talking to this drunk dude who fucking loved my rendition of "Interstate Love Song" and "Panama". We were straight brahs, yo! I was also talking to this girl who looked familiar and was a mutual friend. At the end of the night, the pieces started coming together. I remembered this girl's voice!
IT WAS...THAT GIRL! AND HER...CRAZY BOYFRIEND!
So I was all like, "Hey that's cool to see you again, I'm gonna get the fuck out of this bar before that crazy asshole realizes who the hell I am."
a woop woop woop woop. Anyways, this has been another moment of "Shoulda But Didn't Get My Ass Kicked."
WELL. This past Thursday I was out being the songbird of our generation at karaoke night at one of the townie bars, and was talking to this drunk dude who fucking loved my rendition of "Interstate Love Song" and "Panama". We were straight brahs, yo! I was also talking to this girl who looked familiar and was a mutual friend. At the end of the night, the pieces started coming together. I remembered this girl's voice!
IT WAS...THAT GIRL! AND HER...CRAZY BOYFRIEND!
So I was all like, "Hey that's cool to see you again, I'm gonna get the fuck out of this bar before that crazy asshole realizes who the hell I am."
a woop woop woop woop. Anyways, this has been another moment of "Shoulda But Didn't Get My Ass Kicked."
fine Charlie.
