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Well I am at a Starbucks and let me tell you... While there are many girls here, I do not plan to hit on, nor have sex with any of them.

I am however, going to make, sweet, sweet love to these Hebrew passages I have to translate.

That is all.

All.

Night.

Long.

OMG Gusto I don't need the pressure of your expectations

Now you're gonna be all up in your head about it.

With that kinda tension you might end up giving out after like an hour or so. Sorry man.

DUDE.

Sorry bro. I feel like I've destroyed our friendship irreparably.

You know bro, maybe if we throw on some Jack Johnson and crack a Heini we can make this thing work.

just have sex with one of them

cmon

Who am I having sex with?

man I don't know the barista

He's so not my type.

There is a girl sitting across from me who doesn't seem to know that when she sits that way in a skirt she's basically offering a free anatomy lesson to the public.

But still... probably gonna have to pass.

inb4 the sweaty nerd erections get here

wait, you aren't sweaty?

I'm covered in a thin layer of fur. I sweat through my tongue, duh

So when are you going to have sex with one of them?

Oh geeze, who invited Allen?

So do you know when you're going to have sex with one of the hebrew pages yet?

If none of them appeal:

oh my

Does that Hebrew book have a sweet, sexy spine? Mmmm.

I'm loving this thread!

Espy, baby, if you are going to be transliting some sexy Hebrew, you need a sexy commentary. With 2 loaded volumes, you can't go wrong.

Rrowr!