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The one with Jesus in the People's Court with a file labeled "My Accident"? So, yeah. Looks like it happened FO REALZ!

http://www.masslive.com/news/index.ssf/2010/05/lord_jesus_christ_suffers_mino.html

His name is legally Lord Jesus Christ?!?

He must be fun at Church functions.

"...and lastly, let us thank our Lord Jesus Christ for this beautiful day!"

"YOU'RE WELCOME!"

Dave said:

His name is legally Lord Jesus Christ?!?

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Heh.

Well, lots of Muslims are named Muhammad, so I guess, why not?

typically I avoid comments, but these ones are golden.

"She nailed him, in the cross walk?"

"Christ will be okay. He's survived worse."

"did He forgive her?"

God only in Northampton lmao.

Obviously a woman driver. Why else would she have been driving on the water in the first place?

I wonder if Lord Jesus Christ will Google himself and come again to visit.

Guys... I'm sorry, I know he meant a lot to you, but I think he's had his last supper.

So this is the actual guy:

http://www.masslive.com/news/index.ssf/2010/05/lord_jesus_christ_says_getting.html

Wait! LORD JESUS CHRIST is Whoopie Goldberg?!?



I did not see that coming.

Neither did he. *rimshot*