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Say Something About the Previous Poster III The Wreckoning

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#1



Scarlet Varlet

Continued from Say Something About the Previous Poster: Redux

^ Locked the old thread, thus setting events in motion to start the next one. (Bwah ha ha & and all that rot
)


#2



Batdan

^
opened this thread to continue his vile experiments into the insanity of forum members who post here


#3



Scarlet Varlet

^ Fell into the Trap!


#4

Fun Size

Fun Size

^ Built a better cat trap.


#5

Hylian

Hylian

^ needs to gain weight


#6



Scarlet Varlet

^ Is on a steady diet of junk food.


#7



Rubicon

^ rocks the twitter scene


#8

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

If female, would jump David Tennant's bones.


#9

Tinwhistler

Tinwhistler

grim in life, appearance, and dress


#10

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Likes Irish music, therefore will be spared.


#11



Batdan

^
His beard's so thick it can be used as a shield during nuclear annihilation.


#12

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Would be lickable if shaven.


#13



Scarlet Varlet

^ Scans personals for prospects to lick.


#14

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Scans personals for a hobbling hunchback henchman named Igor.


#15

HCGLNS

HCGLNS

^
Cancelled Christmas.


#16

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Only appeared in the final scene.


#17



Scarlet Varlet

^ Keeps tangling his beard in the strings of his banjo.


#18

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Overestimates my banjo prowess.


#19



Scarlet Varlet

^ Uses his banjo to cut pommes frites.


#20

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Uses his washboard as an intrument. And only as an instrument.


#21

Hylian

Hylian

^ Has used his shovel to kill in the past


#22

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Will probably die from the lead-based paint on his face.


#23



makare

predicts horrible things


#24

Hylian

Hylian

^ shall die a slow and painful death at the hands of a genetically altered ant


#25

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Plays the drums in Thus Spake Zarathustra.


#26



Batdan

^
Stole the Pink Panther Diamond to see if Inspector Clouseau would catch him


#27



makare

rocks the casbah


#28

Hylian

Hylian

^ shall be killed when I eat [strike:3h7dy0i8]his[/strike:3h7dy0i8] her organs


#29



makare

will be surprised when he gets to my ovaries...?


#30



Batdan

^
rocks the catbox, though I wish she wouldn't as I'm using it


#31

Hylian

Hylian

^ needs to bury his poop


#32



Scarlet Varlet

^ Has moved up from eating pianos.


#33

DarkAudit

DarkAudit

^can clean his own damn catbox.


#34

Hylian

Hylian

^ refuses to clean catboxes


#35

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Has an elastic cranium and a bruised brain.


#36



makare

Eats things I can't pronounce.


#37

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Would probably enjoy my spaghetti ja jauhelihakastike, not to mention my kanapata.


#38

Hylian

Hylian

^ has a fake beard on


#39

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Thinks I would stoop to wearing false body hair.


#40



Batdan

^
After eating delicious christmas cookies, he shares the crumbs in his beard with the mice


#41

Hylian

Hylian

^ pretends to be a mouse so he can get crumbs


#42

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Hides in the garbage, trying to act as a banana fly. 24-hour sexfest ftw.


#43

F

Freddy

^ wishes he could have a sexfest


#44



Batdan

^
doesn't know dwarves very well


#45

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Believes he does.


#46

Hylian

Hylian

^ believes [strike:31bzzppf]he[/strike:31bzzppf] [strike:31bzzppf]she[/strike:31bzzppf] it does


#47

F

Freddy

^ confused by dwarven gender


#48



Scarlet Varlet

^ Might read up on how circumspect dwarves are in Discworld novels.


#49

F

Freddy

^ likes words like circumspect but can't spell "the" (teh)


#50

F

Freddy

^
Thinks he broke the "say something" game but didn't mean to. :oops:


#51

Hylian

Hylian

^ really shouldn't talk to themselves


#52

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Really should stop hitting himself.


#53



makare

likes a good smack


#54

Hylian

Hylian

^ puts :quote: maple syrup :quote: in her coffee


#55

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Doubts the veracity of Makare's maple syrup.


#56

F

Freddy

^

Should dye his beard to match his eyebrows and mustache if he really wants a sexfest.


#57

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Is making it hard for me not to make a hillbilly joke.


#58

Hylian

Hylian

^ would dare insult his own family


#59



makare

uses a metal glove when giving that duel accepting slap


#60



Dunny

Likes it that way.


#61



Scarlet Varlet

^ Slaps himself silly


#62

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Has slapped himself red.


#63

Hylian

Hylian

^ stole my last can of Who Hash


#64

F

Freddy

^ Ninjaed by North_Ranger :ninja:


#65



makare

blasts that Christmas music ...it is joyful and triumphant!


#66

F

Freddy

^

Ninjaed by me. :ninja:


#67



makare

thinks I was ninjad.. but I wasnt.



how do people get ninjad with the preview screen?


#68



Scarlet Varlet

^ Was meta-ninjad.


#69

Hylian

Hylian

^ should commit seppuku


#70

F

Freddy

^ Should commit himself.


#71



Scarlet Varlet

^ Named for the lead singer of Queen.


#72

F

Freddy

^ Glues glasses to face due to lack of ear lobes and a nose.


#73

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Hopefully not a Krueger.


#74

F

Freddy

^ Hopefully doesn't think he's in a sauna :moon:


#75

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Perhaps doesn't know how I deal with flame wars.


#76



Batdan

Ctrls his Esc key


#77

Hylian

Hylian

^ was :ninja:ed


#78

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Forgets the past tense -ed.


#79

Hylian

Hylian

^ doesnt know what hes talking about :paranoid:


#80

F

Freddy

^ Sneaky edit monkey.


#81

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Observer of simian editorial subterfuge.


#82



Batdan

^
Working in the coal mine
going down, down, down
Working in the coal mine
Whoop he wants to sit down


#83

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Knows at least one person with an over-sized belt-buckle. I think.


#84

Hylian

Hylian

^ killed Santa for he could use the elves for slaves


#85

F

Freddy

^
Makes me laugh (out loud even).


#86

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Should know that the real Santa uses tonttus, dwarf-like hearth spirits, not elves. At least, that's how he operates in Finland.

Yes, I was ninjaed, but he should know it too.


#87



Batdan

^
Doesn't realize I work for a company that sells said belt buckles.


#88

Hylian

Hylian

^ doesnt realize they are actually flea collars


#89

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Thinks Texans are filthy.


#90



Scarlet Varlet

^ Knows filth first hand.

"A man works hard for his filth!"


#91



Batdan

^
bathes in Purell to stay clean from the evil germs


#92

Hylian

Hylian

^ bathes in catnip scented soap to get that pick me up first thing in the morning


#93



Scarlet Varlet

^ Bathes in the blood of slain denizens.


#94



Cuyval Dar

spills the blood to begin with


#95

Hylian

Hylian

^ is the owner of said blood


#96



Scarlet Varlet

^ 925,461,228th in line to the throne, right after Bob the Dunnykin.


#97

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Covertly encourages Hylian to "dispose of" 952,461,227 people.


#98

Andi

Drachenherz

^ is damned because he made me drunk :zoid: :pud:


#99

Hylian

Hylian

^ is a creepy reminder that all to often the dumb out live the smart


#100

Andi

Drachenherz

^ should try what his avatar does in RL :ninja:


#101



Scarlet Varlet

^ Has personal experience.


#102

Andi

Drachenherz

^ hasn't said "teh" in 0 days.

< knows, that this has probably already been posted during the day, but didn't care to read through THE WHOLE FRICKIN' LOT OF posts in the last couple of, what, hours?


#103

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Dies a little inside every time he misses pages of reference to previous posters.


#104

Andi

Drachenherz

^ receives first aid from an approved medic. That should help a bit against this dying-inside thing.

:zoid: :pud:


#105

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Should stop using those smilies in conjunction, lest I will have to blast his mind with stories from my hentai-loving Lovecraft fan of a gaming partner.


#106

Andi

Drachenherz

^ does not now that I have seen "Legend of the overfiend pt 1 + 2" and that no tentacle-hen*** can shock me when I am that enabriated as I am right now.

:zoid: :pud:


#107

Hylian

Hylian

^ believes in using Pictures of Mass Destruction


#108



Dunny

Feels that a Frosty Susan is in order.

Scarlet Varlet said:
^ 925,461,228th in line to the throne, right after Bob the Dunnykin.
Click to expand...
Ahem. Seeing as how my first name is "Robert," would that make me 925,461,227th in line?


#109

drawn_inward

drawn_inward

^ he deered to kill a king's dare


#110

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Has trouble with everlock chastity belts.

They chafe his willy.


#111

Andi

Drachenherz

^ is talking in a strange language. And no, it's not finnish.


#112

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Takes too much solace in one hentai movie.


#113



makare

takes solace in nothing. is as stoic as they come.


#114



Scarlet Varlet

^ Takes solace in box after box of Oreos. *nom nom nom*


#115

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ is not Santa, nor his little helper.


#116

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Is one sad little owl-panda.


#117

Andi

Drachenherz

^ is definately not in my head.


#118



makare

is way too certain of people's genders.


#119

drawn_inward

drawn_inward

^ doesn't have anything in his head

damn

^makare1 better than makare0


#120

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ has not yet finished his work on mivro-organisms.


#121

Andi

Drachenherz

^ hast stealthily ninja'd my post

^^ palindrome. which I haven't noticed for, what, years?

^^^ heya baaaa-beeee?


#122

Bubble181

Bubble181

^has now changed his avatar as well, trying to trick us intot hinking he's not Dragonheart..but we know better.


#123

Andi

Drachenherz

^ doesn't know anything about me :Leyla:


#124



makare

has his own dictionary


#125



Scarlet Varlet

^ Has a sekrit decoder ring.


#126

Bubble181

Bubble181

^has a green ring and a lamp.


#127

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Barfs hairballs.


#128



makare

has something... hairy balls.. I dont know where I was going with this.. but it was funny!


#129

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ lacks hairy balls. Also doesn't have a barngina, nor perfect underparts. In fact, seems to be a perfectly normal woman working within expected parameters, down there.


...or is she? DUN DUN Dunnnnnn


#130



makare

speculates on my underparts


#131

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ has underparts that need revealing.


#132

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Made me laugh. Underparts... Hee hee...


#133

Andi

Drachenherz

^ sounds like beavis. or butthead... *he said underparts, he he he*


#134

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Should be more careful with his tongue, lest it lead him to trouble.


#135

Bubble181

Bubble181

^^ has figuredo ut the comedy routine me and North_Ranger do every other night at Sal's Palace, main street, Arhuus (Denmark).
Bit of a commute for both of us, but we're getting there.

^ Is a dirty ninja with a face not worthy of description.


#136

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Is easily ninjaed.


#137

Andi

Drachenherz

^ is strangely interested in the things that my tongue could do.


(wait... did I just say that?)


#138

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Has the order wrong: think first, then write.


#139



makare

knows what is right and wrong and correct order for everything.


#140

Hylian

Hylian

^ knows no order


#141

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Orders nothing.


#142



makare

will be ordered around by ME and will LIKE IT!


#143

Hylian

Hylian

^ does not hide emotions very well


#144

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ knows women and men.


#145

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Has certain priorities.


#146

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
has weather like what is happening where I'm at now


#147

Andi

Drachenherz

^ also enjoys a good snowy winters night.


#148

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
knows that those are good nights to :hump:


#149



edzepp

Is a :hump: consultant who carries his business card in a condom wrapper.


#150



Batdan

^
has a hard time carrying condoms in his fur


#151



makare

should be catdan? Has a bat fetish? Likes cats?


#152



Batdan

^
Doesn't know about my secret Superhero worship


#153



Dunny

Liked it when Joel Schumaker put nipples on the Bat-Suit.


#154



Batdan

^
Likes it when Snake Eyes wears the skintight body suit.


#155



makare

Is on fire!


#156



Cuyval Dar

needs to use a fire extinguisher


#157



Batdan

^
Hid the fire extinguisher. Damn you!


#158



Dunny

Wasn't supposed to tell anyone about what really happens at G.I. Joe bootcamp.


#159



Cuyval Dar

what dunny does at camp, stays at camp.


#160

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
is what happened to Dunny at camp


#161



Batdan

^
needs to be steam pressed to get out all those wrinkles


#162

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
probably had a mix of sleet and snow for weather today


#163

DarkAudit

DarkAudit

^got this way by overusing the Bhelliom


#164

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
knows his Eddings


#165



Batdan

^
would go into the haunted house if you gave him 3 scooby snacks


#166

DarkAudit

DarkAudit

^Doesn't have enough Pepsi points for the leather jacket.


#167

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Was nailed on Ron Moore's cast list. Cylon bastard...


#168

Bubble181

Bubble181

Was nailed by the Finnish girls in that other thread.


#169

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Should know that Finnish girls are nothing like those bearded monstrosities.


#170

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ should send me photographic evidence ;-)


#171

J

JUKE

Should share the photos :unibrow:


#172

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ will get photos as soon as I get them....Well, fifteen minutes later.


#173

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Asks and shall receive (NSFW ahoy!).

Johanna Tukiainen
Jenni Maria Dahlman
Martina
Marika Fingerroos
Kata Kärkkäinen
Maxine (from Finnish Big Brother)

Crud, don't work... They're all from this Blogspot site anyway... Try there.


#174

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
posted only one link that worked, but it was worth it


#175

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Now knows Finnish female beauty.


#176

F

Freddy

^ Wants finnish girls to run their fingers through his beard. And I don't blame him one bit. :unibrow: :drool:


#177

Andi

Drachenherz

^ is
(ehehe... couldn't resist to implement the soon to be new :Leyla: smiley)


#178

F

Freddy

^ Has a smiley obsessions.


#179

Andi

Drachenherz

^ Is so very right. Sorry, I can't hear you know because I'm :pud: over the new


#180

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Is smilosexual.


#181

Andi

Drachenherz

^ has just created a new word and a new definition of a kind of sexuality


#182

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ just now realized that North_Ranger is, in fact, the third one on that list.

Nice list btw, not all just generic blonde types, I'm happy about that,show us you have more than just those :)


#183

F

Freddy

^
Has a smilely that says I'm stupid.

Oh yea, well. :Leyla:


#184



Batdan

^
Needs more CTRL over his ESC key


#185

Bubble181

Bubble181

Needs to ESC the CTRL.


#186

Hylian

Hylian

^ fears CTRL


#187



Scarlet Varlet

^ It's no longer his SHIFT


#188

F

Freddy

^
Wants to ESC to HOME but can't in the END so he gets DELETEd

(Keyboard puns, who knew?)


#189



Batdan

^
Waits for the soda to pour when he presses the TAB button


#190

Hylian

Hylian

^ is brave enough to have soda near keyboard


#191

DarkAudit

DarkAudit

^Has taken one too many blows to the head


#192



Batdan

^
could use a few more bonks from the headboard


#193



Scarlet Varlet

^ Never tires of sliding across the linoleum floor and slamming into the cupboard doors in pursuit of that catnip mouse on a string.


#194



Batdan

^
Has seen my cool Tokyo Drift imitations


#195

Hylian

Hylian

^ doesnt explode in a huge ball of fire when he crashes into a wall while chasing that catnip mouse on string that Scarlet Varlet is pulling


#196



Batdan

^
Doesn't know that Amy thinks I should


#197

Hylian

Hylian

^ doesnt know that I know that he knows that I know that he knows that I know...wait where was I going


#198



Scarlet Varlet

^ Has gone round the bend on the Hogwarts Express.


#199

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ flew after the Hogwarts Express because he was late.


#200



makare

is part of the problem and not the solution


#201

Hylian

Hylian

^ may or may not be made out of cardboard


#202

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ may or may not dance like his signature in real life.


#203



Batdan

^
Might be tasty fried up with a little lemon pepper


#204

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Provided me with new eyebrows.


#205

Fun Size

Fun Size

Smells like wet cat.


#206

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Smells like the closet he's kept in.


#207

DarkAudit

DarkAudit

^Houses a family of four in his beard


#208



Batdan

^
answers when I pull the noose


#209

Fun Size

Fun Size

^ Answers when I pull his tail.


#210

DarkAudit

DarkAudit

^Is Cleopatra's next meal


#211

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Also invites the Wolf-Man and the Monster of the Black Lagoon over for dinner.


#212



Batdan

^
Was once thrown out of a bar because they don't serve miners


#213

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ has discovered the hidden meaning inherent in the koan of the one clapping hand.


#214



Batdan

^
has discovered the hidden meaning inherent in the koan of the one fapping hand.


#215

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ has unveiled the hidden meaning in the koan of the one *apping hand. I don't think you're actually allowed to do that, son.


#216

Fun Size

Fun Size

^ Meditates thinking of the sounds of one hand clapping...THAT ASS!


#217

Hylian

Hylian

^ is turned on by said hand clapping


#218



Batdan

^ is turned on by one eyed cat girls


#219

Bubble181

Bubble181

^^ is turned OFF by the forementioned sound. Has thereby proven not to be a human male.

^ is turned on by sightless ninja girls.


#220



Batdan

^
forgot to add "with big boobies"


#221

Bubble181

Bubble181

^has my apologies for the lack of big boobies.
Here, have some huge boobies ot make up for it.



#222

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Believes that bigger is better.


#223

Bubble181

Bubble181

^knows of my preference forr B and C cups. is messing with your mind.


#224



Batdan

^
made me ruin my perfect 500 post count


#225

Bubble181

Bubble181

^is catcing up to me in post count. Damn you! You're causing me stress! :-P


#226



The Mike

Needs to get back on the game


#227

Bubble181

Bubble181

^will need to bring his A-game to stand a chance against the previous meister.


#228



Batdan

^
Plays poo poo bombardier over the presidential limo


#229

Bubble181

Bubble181

^plays poo poo bomber on the president's lap.


#230

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Him and the cat made me laugh, because they reminded me of the Goodfeathers.


#231

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ still hasn't been able to remember Batdan's name. Poor batty.


#232



The Mike

feels pity


#233

DarkAudit

DarkAudit

^dismisses that feeling


#234

F

Freddy

^ Feels dismissed.


#235

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ has a keyboard fetish.


#236



Batdan

^
begging to be told
"Am I funny to you?
Do I make you laugh like a clown?
Is that it? I'm a clown to you?"


#237

DarkAudit

DarkAudit

^is asking to be buried alive in the Nevada desert


#238

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Should not disturb Batdan; he's part of the nerd mafia.

"Joey Two-PCs is sleeping with da phishing programs."


#239



Batdan

^
"sleeps" with the fishes


#240

Bubble181

Bubble181

^^^ is offering free burials, limited time offer, only applicable where valid.

^^ made a pirate joke.

^ continued the pirate theme.


#241

Hylian

Hylian

^ :ninja: ed me


#242

F

Freddy

^
whacks the fishes with hammers for "La Costa Nerda"


#243

Allen who is Quiet

Allen, who is Quiet

^
Delivers pizza for Costa Nerda Pizza


#244

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Has witnessed a drive-by typing.


#245

F

Freddy

^ Types with his beard, but keeps hitting caps lock with his eyebrows


#246

Hylian

Hylian

^ ESC key ran away


#247



The Mike

looks guilty


#248

F

Freddy

^ Looks fuzzy


#249

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ types wityh his penis, keeps hitting space bar with his flappy belly.


#250

F

Freddy

^ hunts and pecks with beak on keyboard.


#251

Allen who is Quiet

Allen, who is Quiet

Types with his hammer


#252

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ has never heard of Dragon NaturallySpeaking software.


#253

F

Freddy

^ :ninja: ed owl


#254

Bubble181

Bubble181

^knows not my innate :batman: -ness.


#255

Hylian

Hylian

^


#256

DarkAudit

DarkAudit

^better clean up that mess


#257

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

will noot believe this message was typed with my nose.


#258

Allen who is Quiet

Allen, who is Quiet

Has a nose that can become a secretary


#259

Hylian

Hylian

^ has a nose bigger than Pinocchio's


#260

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ has a member with a similar capability as Pinocchio's nose.


#261

DarkAudit

DarkAudit

^lost his nose in a bizarre mallet accident


#262

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ should learn the difference between a nose and a beak.
*peck*
Can't do that with a nose.


#263

Allen who is Quiet

Allen, who is Quiet

Can peck with lips


#264

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ can peck alogn with me, with his fine penguinesk beak.


#265



The Mike

Is getting aggressive


#266



Scarlet Varlet

^ Lays an egg with every post.

edit: the pefect colour to be a ninja cat.


#267

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Thinks cats lay eggs.


#268



Batdan

^ scrambles that egg with every post


#269



Scarlet Varlet

^ Leaves Easter Eggs in the litter box


#270

Bubble181

Bubble181

^leaves mad science approved "special" eggs all over the place, hoping some will get eaten.


#271

Hylian

Hylian

^ eats said eggs


#272



The Mike

Owns eggs


#273

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ thinks I'm a cannibal.


#274



The Mike

is a scavenger


#275

Bubble181

Bubble181

^is an avianovore.


#276



Scarlet Varlet

^ Popped 180 bubbles to get where he is today, but fears the bubbles that came after him.


#277



The Mike

Is a bubble maker


#278

Bubble181

Bubble181

What?! Are there Bubbles after me?! AAAHhahhhh :? :eek: :waah: :paranoid:

My death warrant's been sealed: -(

Also: ^^helped me commit mass bubblicide.

^ is a bubble in disguise :paranoid:


#279

Hylian

Hylian

^ payed too much for the fake mustache


#280

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Doesn't sleep, out of fear of avenging bubbles. Yes, him too. The bubbles think he's an accomplice. They found a mallet at one of the crime scenes...


#281

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ asked me too much for the fake moustache.


#282



The Mike

Sells overpriced mustaches


#283

Hylian

Hylian

^ steals overpriced mustaches


#284

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ couldn't supply me with the goatee I asked for.


#285

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Is wanted for 180 counts of bubblecide.


#286

Hylian

Hylian

^ blamed Bubble181 for the bubble murders he committed


#287



The Mike

Needs the help of a :ninja: to catch flying bubbler


#288

Bubble181

Bubble181

^wants me caught :-(


#289

Hylian

Hylian

^ should be committed to a mental institute


#290



The Mike

forgot the escaping plan

ninjad, why is the anti ninja thing off?


#291

bigcountry23

bigcountry23

has a map of the place tatooed on his back...


#292



The Mike

should know it would be hard to read hairy back


#293

Hylian

Hylian

^ knows from experience


#294

Bubble181

Bubble181

^will be the first to be aware of my new avatar and its piercing eye glare.


#295



The Mike

changed his avatar


#296

Bubble181

Bubble181

^is observant. Is now being observed by an owl.


#297

bigcountry23

bigcountry23

faster than the average owl...


#298

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Has anti-owl headgear.


#299



The Mike

has no pants on
don't ask how I know


#300

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ has anti-owl headgrowth.


#301



The Mike

Has a cool eye color


#302

Hylian

Hylian

^ tastes like chicken


#303

Bubble181

Bubble181

^does not realize he is now caught in the web of the global grey-with-yellow-eyes-creatures-of-the-night alliance.

We need a catchier name, yo.


#304

Hylian

Hylian

^ has urine filled eyes


#305



The Mike

Has any suggestions?


#306

Bubble181

Bubble181

Cats in League with Owls for Domination. Clod.


#307

Hylian

Hylian

^ should call themselves Furries


#308

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ has clearly mistaken our intentions. We intend to have fun with the human females, as human females.


#309



The Mike

Is a member of CLOD


#310

Bubble181

Bubble181

^is the other member of CLOD.


#311

Hylian

Hylian

^ is a :ninja: owl


#312



Scarlet Varlet

^ Has a screw loose.


#313

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ cannot join CLOD. Should take lessons from cvgurau , who we might have to recruit.


#314

Hylian

Hylian

^


has changed forms more time than I can remember so he must be a Deity


#315

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

Had such a smelly fart that everyone left the building


#316



Scarlet Varlet

^ As a dog, knows too well of those.


#317

Allen who is Quiet

Allen, who is Quiet

Knows if salty dogs are aware of those


#318

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Likes salty dogs. In more sense than one.


#319

Hylian

Hylian

^ puts mustard and ketchup on his salty dog


#320

Bubble181

Bubble181

^cannot count past 4, apparently.
However, is still accepted as a follower.

And with that, I'm off to sleepy land. Or lying aake in bed land, whichever.


#321

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Is a sleepy owl.


#322

Bubble181

Bubble181

^is a Night Ranger.


#323

Hylian

Hylian

^ Is a bird brain


#324

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Has a well-tenderized brain. Bring in the marinade!


#325

Hylian

Hylian

^ is fresh out of brains


#326

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Should know I don't need to stuff proverbial tube socks in my pants when it comes to brains.


#327

Allen who is Quiet

Allen, who is Quiet

Says he doesn't need to stick tube socks up his nose for brains


#328

Hylian

Hylian

^ talks a lot for someone with the word quiet in their name


#329

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Talks a lot for a guy who should - by all reason - have his brain pulverized after taking such a severe mallet-beating to the head.


#330



makare

is more than toxic.


#331

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Should see me after I shower.


#332

H

hudeany

Enjoyed his shower.


#333



Cuyval Dar

spies on people in showers


#334

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
sends Bothans out to do his spying


#335



Cuyval Dar

didn't get the memo about rationing the use of star wars related to me


#336

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
the memo you sent was written in the binary language of moisture vaporators, and I couldn't find a droid to translate


#337



Batdan

^
Hangs out with a billionaire kid, a duck, and a lizard


#338

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
reads him some Sheldon


#339

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Believes that there is a deeeep East Texas. Personally I think the area is mostly shallow...


#340

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
Probably doesn't realize how big Texas is, from here it's 1 hour driving to eastern border and 16 hours to El Paso, all at 70+ mph


#341

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Wouldn't have found it funny when a Finnish political comedy talked about "a meteorite the size of Texas coming to crush Finland. The state of Texas is roughly the sixe of the meteorite that's going to crush Finland."


#342

Hylian

Hylian

^ Joined beard implants for dwarfs


#343



Batdan

^
is not only the president, but also a client


#344

DarkAudit

DarkAudit

^Is really a Skrull


#345

Hylian

Hylian

^ may or may not be throwing suspicion on others to hide his true identity


#346

DarkAudit

DarkAudit

^Only a Skrull would say that. :aaahhh:


#347

Hylian

Hylian

^ doesnt know he is being targeted by the Skrull mothership that is just entering orbit


#348

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Doesn't know that molemen plan to steal his socks.


#349

Hylian

Hylian

^ is in leagues with the moleman


#350

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ is in league with Candlejack.


#351

Hylian

Hylian

^ said Candlejack an...


#352

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ managed to get out an elipsis wen Candlejack came around. He must be lo


#353



Batdan

^
In league with Rorschach. (take that!)


#354

Hylian

Hylian

^ is in league with ink blots smeared on paper


#355

Bubble181

Bubble181

*gasp*

^ in league with Voldemort.


#356

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Ate Lord "Oooh-look-at-me-I'm-so-emo-and-evil"-mort's nose.


#357

Hylian

Hylian

^ due to financial crisis he was forced to sell his beanie


#358

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ was forced to sell off his third mallet.


#359

Hylian

Hylian

^ doesnt want to know how I held that third mallet


#360

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Is using reverse psychology so people will think about the long thing in his pants. Sorry, mate. Prehensile tails just aren't my thing.


#361

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ has no love for Stalking Cat.


#362

Hylian

Hylian

^ fears that ceiling cat will eat him


#363

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Lives in constant fear of the molemen allying with Morloks and the basement cat.


#364

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ is the only moderator to partake in this thread. If we bribe him,we can do whatever we want in here!


#365

Hylian

Hylian

^ needs to be more subtle when suggesting to bribe someone


#366

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Is now an accomplice.

Hands on the hood, punks! *snaps on a plastic glove*


#367

Bubble181

Bubble181

^needs toread between the line
________________________
It's cheaper to off him and be sure
________________________


#368

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Just made some big guy named Bubba on Bancatraz penal colony really happy...


#369

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ forgets that I have wings to fly with.


#370

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Not anymore.



#371

Hylian

Hylian

^ doesnt realize he went to vet school


#372

Bubble181

Bubble181

^^ is one of those mean bullies who likes to tear the wings off of flies. Bully!
^ will have to protect me from the Bad Man.


#373

Hylian

Hylian

^ should know I only accept cash as payment


#374

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Will join Bubble in Bancatraz showers...


#375

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ doesn't know we've employed the Bi Ray and will be perfectly fine in them there showers.
Also doesn't know there's a sauna in there :-D


#376



Batdan

^
butt cheeks double as a credit card reader


#377

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ has already forgotten about the hairness of my ass. You'd better use my armpit to swipe.


#378

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Should fire his maintenance people. Also, probably has dingleberries.


#379

Bubble181

Bubble181

^smells of jingleberries.


#380

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Failed his Monty Python. Please return your nerd license.


#381

DarkAudit

DarkAudit

^needs to explain where he got those coconuts.


#382

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ will not go to Camelot, for it is a silly place.


#383

DarkAudit

DarkAudit

^may or may not weigh as much as a duck


#384

Hylian

Hylian

^ may or may not be a duck


#385

DarkAudit

DarkAudit

^might be made of wood


#386

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ might have wood in his cranium.


#387

Hylian

Hylian

^ may or may not have a hollow head


#388



Batdan

^
turned me into a newt

but I got better


#389

Hylian

Hylian

^ should know that cats shouldnt play with fire


#390

Bubble181

Bubble181

^hsould know that freaks shouldn't play with hammers, mallets, or other blunt instruments of headache.


#391



Batdan

^
should explain himself then


#392

Hylian

Hylian

^ killed an Elf while interrogating him for directions to Santa's hideout


#393

sixpackshaker

sixpackshaker

^was produced by Stephen Spielberg...


#394

Hylian

Hylian

^ robbed Santa of all his toys at gun point


#395

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ didn't know it was a toy gun.


#396

Hylian

Hylian

^ doesnt realize that it gave Santa a heart attack


#397

sixpackshaker

sixpackshaker

^Doesn't know that Santa can only be hurt by toy guns.


#398

Hylian

Hylian

was :ninja:ed by me


#399

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ doesn't know Santa works like the Sith. By killing his master, the guy's the new Santa.


#400

drawn_inward

drawn_inward

^ doesn't know that Santa is actually Satan, incarnate. He has to make clones to possess b/c he is so evil, he rots his own body. That's why he always looks old and bloated.


#401



Batdan

^
in league with Church Lady


#402

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ in league with the proponents of proposition NA.


#403

Hylian

Hylian

^ In leagues with Satan/Santa and is planning to manipulate the hearts of all the children of the world


#404

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ is my weapon of choice.


#405

Hylian

Hylian

^ chooses well


#406

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ has no choice in the matter.


#407

drawn_inward

drawn_inward

^choosey moms choose him


#408



Batdan

^
Sulks because he was passed over as a stunt owl in the Harry Potter films


#409

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ is considered, by many, the perfect son in law. Is considered by none whatsoever the perfect husband.


#410



Batdan

^
Should quit reading my diary. Seriously!


#411

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ shouldn't use a public blog as a diary ,than.


#412

Hylian

Hylian

^ should be asleep cause its day


#413

Bubble181

Bubble181

^doesn't realize it's 10:40 pm here.
Also, this thread really just stops when I'm not around, doesn't it? :-P


#414

bigcountry23

bigcountry23

Thinks this thread revolves around him...is probably right.


#415

Hylian

Hylian

^ makes you want to hit his helmet with a hammer


#416

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ is practising on himself, should now move on to bc23.

Also, whoothoot! Post 666!


#417

Hylian

Hylian

^ is evil!! EVIL I SAY!!! EEEVIILLL!!!


#418

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ has me all figured out.

I was going to stop at 666 for today, but than I noticed I'm only 2 posts behind Vuta. Having second-most posts is unlikely to ever happen to me again, so I'm taking advantage of her.
Err, her being off line, that is.


#419

Hylian

Hylian

^ would take advantage of someone when they were logged off :shock:


#420

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ would take advantage of Vytamindi too, given the chance.


#421

F

Freddy

^ Takes advantage of every owl pic he can find.


#422

Hylian

Hylian

^ :ninja: ed me

[strike:h1jgf0cg]^ Has no proof :paranoid: does he? :paranoid:[/strike:h1jgf0cg]


#423



makare

likes to watch


#424

F

Freddy

^ likes to participate :unibrow:


#425

Hylian

Hylian

^ likes to CTRL it


#426

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ likes to give awaycontrol.


#427

F

Freddy

^ feather duster with eyes


#428



makare

calls it like he sees it


#429

F

Freddy

^ is so, so right.


#430

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ is all wrong, all the time.

Also:



#431

F

Freddy

^ not a post count fanatic

(since i'm always wrong)


#432

Bubble181

Bubble181

I see what you did there.



#433



Batdan

^
spends too much time in the forums, I'm sure his family misses him


#434

F

Freddy

^^ thinks I'm trouble for bubble
^ :ninja: ed. Me, AGAIN!


#435

Bubble181

Bubble181

^^ reminds me that, for all intents and purposes, I'm alone in the world right now :-(
¨
^ isn't in trouble with me.


#436

jwhouk

jwhouk

^
Gives a hoot. Gets a lot of hoots back.


#437

F

Freddy

^ has more glasses than eyes. (I hope) :Leyla:


#438

sixpackshaker

sixpackshaker

^ Doesn't give a hoot, & pollutes.


#439



Scarlet Varlet

^ Has been trying to sully the gene pool down at the local Hooters.


#440

Hylian

Hylian

^ failed to sully the gene pool at his local Hooters


#441

F

Freddy

^ wishes they would let him in at the local Hooters.


#442

sixpackshaker

sixpackshaker

^Would like to be an orange pair of shorts at the local Hooters.


#443

F

Freddy

^ doesn't like orange shorts and wishes the girls at the local Hooters would just take them off.


#444



Batdan

^
only goes to Hooters for the hotwings and fried pickles


#445

sixpackshaker

sixpackshaker

^ Only goes to Hooters to watch the games.


#446

F

Freddy

^ knows what I tell my wife when I leave for Hooters.

(actually, I can't stand their food)


#447

DarkAudit

DarkAudit

^wasn't Candidate #5


#448

F

Freddy

^ makes me wonder what the hell he's talking about


#449

sixpackshaker

sixpackshaker

^ Was Candidate #2, until the governor did not think $23.74 and a pack of Wrigley's Spearmint Gum was enough of a bribe for a Senate Seat.

:ninja: damn


#450

bigcountry23

bigcountry23

Would have been client #10...


#451

Hylian

Hylian

^ was murder victim #10


#452

F

Freddy

^ fashion victim #1


#453

Hylian

Hylian

^ is just jealous


#454

bigcountry23

bigcountry23

ruined my joke. :oops:


#455

Hylian

Hylian

^ is a ruined shell of a man


#456

F

Freddy

^ is a rueful man in a shell


#457

Hylian

Hylian

^ likes to ESC from CTRL


#458



Cuyval Dar

likes to alt his F4


#459

Andi

Drachenherz

^ should stop the keyboard-puns.


#460

Allen who is Quiet

Allen, who is Quiet

Isn't encouraging all the time


#461

Hylian

Hylian

^ is never encouraging


#462

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
is never discouraged


#463

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ will need to see the wizard of Oz about receiving some courage.


#464

Hylian

Hylian

^ needs to go with Sparhawk so he can get some brains


#465

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ needs to go with us because she wants to return home :twisted:


#466

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Tried to get a job as a Munchkin but the Lollipop Guild's yearly fees were too much.


#467



Scarlet Varlet

^ Was thrown out of the Lollipop guild for leering at the Wicked Witch of the West Southwest.


#468

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ was invited into the lollypop guild for his groundbreaking work on lollypopes.


#469



Scarlet Varlet

^ Gets extra stick with his lollies.


#470



Dunny

Prompted me to make a penis joke, but I'm too kind to.


#471

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
postponed particulars about a penis


#472

Hylian

Hylian

^ has been to the vets to be :quote: fixed :quote:


#473

Allen who is Quiet

Allen, who is Quiet

Feels the vets fixed what wasn't broken


#474

Krisken

Krisken

is a paparazzi mammal.


#475

Hylian

Hylian

^ has lupus


#476

Krisken

Krisken

Thinks lupus turns people into werewolves.


#477

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
knows lupus is mostly a :quote: woman's problem :quote:




added: my wife has it, it is funny to hear people talk about how their arthritis keeps them from working and she's out every day doing her job


#478



Batdan

^
ran into the wall face first a little too hard


#479

Hylian

Hylian

^ laughed at Sparhawks crash


#480

Krisken

Krisken

Has a barbed penis. Ouch!


#481



makare

doesnt have lupus...

it could be legionella...

or sarcoidosis


?


#482



Batdan

^
Can't sleep. Not because the clowns will eat her, but because SANTA'S ON HIS WAY!!!


#483

Hylian

Hylian

^ dreams of replacing Rudolph on Santas reindeer team


#484

Krisken

Krisken

^Doesn't want one lump or two lumps, but a whole lotta lumps!


#485

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

His dream woman is a country singer called Alotta Lumps.


#486

DarkAudit

DarkAudit

^goes fetal at the sight of Krisse


#487

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ is scared of the Little Mermaid.


#488



edzepp

is all too familiar with the inside of my mind, where he whispers sweet nothings and tales of the evil that men do into the very depths of my subconscious, as I go... slowly.... insane.


#489

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ has noticed my location, and deduced my function.


#490

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
has lost functionality for most people


#491

Hylian

Hylian

^ has no mind to worry about hearing voices in


#492

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ has given me a headache by hammering on my house the whole time. Give it a rest!


#493

Hylian

Hylian

^ is going to be evicted if he doesnt pay his rent by Monday


#494



The Mike

Shouldn't mess with my grey friend


#495

Hylian

Hylian

^should know owls have been known to catch and eat small cats/dogs


#496



The Mike

Should know I'm not Small


#497

Hylian

Hylian

^ should know that owls also catch medium size cat/dogs


#498



The Mike

Should stop trying to put me against my flying friend, It won't work

*looks to the sky in fear*


#499

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
should know to be more worried about clowns than owls


#500



The Mike

is afraid of clowns?

*gets makeup*


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