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#1

bigcountry23

bigcountry23

(Continued from http://www.halforum.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=496&st=0&sk=t&sd=a&start=700)

Is the Mod, and Mod's alwasy get the last word. No Exceptions.


#2

sixpackshaker

sixpackshaker

^Likes to inflate his stats.


#3

Hylian

Hylian

^ never gets the last word


#4

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ didn't get the first word, either.

GOD BLOODY FUCKING DAMMIT, I missed the locking *again*. Gah. :-P


#5



Rose

^ Forgot that the early bird gets the...word?


#6

Hylian

Hylian

^ should know Bubble181 is a lazy bird


#7

bigcountry23

bigcountry23

Is better than a stuffed bird...


#8

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ knows not to eat me at thanksgiving.


#9

bigcountry23

bigcountry23

Knows that he is Far too gamey...


#10

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
has been way to active in this thread, and the last


#11

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ was either ninja'd, or referring to someone far less active than me.


#12

HCGLNS

HCGLNS

^
Is worried about the beer supply, cause after this case, and the next case, ther's only one case left! :aaahhh:


#13



Rubicon

speaks german


#14

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ knows that for good beer ,you don't need to know german, but dutch.


#15

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
is mistaken, there is no such thing as good beer


#16

bigcountry23

bigcountry23

has never had a good Heff. Or the Apricott Wheat beer they brew at McGuires in Pensacola FL. MMMMMMmmmmm I miss P-cola sometimes.


#17

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ doesn't know Belgian beers, which are greater than whatever it is he's suggesting :-P

< is drunk, so doesn't necessarily means what he says.


#18

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
might need to use Google Goggles at times


#19

Shawn

Shawn

^
Knows too much. Must be dealt with.


#20

HCGLNS

HCGLNS

^
Knows that,
IT'S TIME!
IT'S TIME!

IT'S VADER TIME!!!!


#21



Scarlet Varlet

^ Doesn't know the half of it. [LINK] Even More


#22

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ has heard Ed.

All right guys, Ed said it'd be fun if this thread turned into a flame war. So, for the moment, let's say until page 3, let's be nasty.


#23





^ Fuck off. You're too dumb to sustain a long flame war. Pansy.


#24



Scarlet Varlet

^ Is a wayward malmsey-nosed scut!


#25





^ Stupid little rat-faced git. And if you say that that's from Monty Python then you're a fucking geek to boot.


#26

Allen who is Quiet

Allen, who is Quiet

^Is a fucking geek to boot.


#27





^ Is closer in real life to his Juski sig than a picture of a Human.


#28



Scarlet Varlet

^ Can suck a fart from a dead cows bum.


#29





^ I only do live cows, which is why I've been to your mom's house.


#30

Allen who is Quiet

Allen, who is Quiet

^Doesn't have any affection for bulls


#31



Scarlet Varlet

^ Molests sheep, steals candy from babies and cheats at solitaire


#32

Allen who is Quiet

Allen, who is Quiet

^Seems to think <> is Scottish


#33

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ hasn't got the sense to :google: "Scotland", so still thinks it's an imaginary place.


#34

Allen who is Quiet

Allen, who is Quiet

^Doesn't know that when <> looked up Scotland on Wikipedia, the page said Scotland didn't exist


#35

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ is clearly too much if an inbred hick to properly use Wikipedia.


#36

Allen who is Quiet

Allen, who is Quiet

^Knows that incest is for when you really want to be able to relate to your partner


#37

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ has been told several times that both his sister and his mother prefer me over him.


#38

Allen who is Quiet

Allen, who is Quiet

^Is neglecting other people's loved ones by posting all the time


#39

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ is servicing my loved ones as we speak. My mother DOESNT like it when you're postin gon a forum while licking her, you asshole, be a bit considerate.


#40

Allen who is Quiet

Allen, who is Quiet

^Should know that consideration is hard


#41

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ that's probably the only thing hard with him. According to his sister, anyway.


#42

Allen who is Quiet

Allen, who is Quiet

^Should know some things just don't satisfy


#43

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ is fully aware that he's one of those things. Takes his revenge by forcing himself on other people in their spare time.


#44

Terrik

Terrik

^ uses penetrating owl stare to bring lurkers out of hiding. There can be no escape.


#45

Bubble181

Bubble181

^Yup, he's been staring at my eyes. I warn everybody, don't look in my eyes! I'll stare RIGHT INTO YOUR SOUL. But do they listen? No. No, they don't. And now they're complaining. Oy! How they're complaining. It's his own damn fault if he's now compelled to post in this here thread, I told him he should be wary of the Eyes of the Owl. It's too late now, though. His title may still read "can escape", but deep down, he knows that, from this day forth, he's One of Us.


#46

Terrik

Terrik

^ evil knows no bounds. I was a lurker since the previous two incarnations of this forum community but I was pulled into this...event horizon. I shall now join the collective. Resistance is futile.


#47

Bubble181

Bubble181

^We are the HALForum. He will be assimilated. His biological and technological distinctiveness will be added to our own. Resistance is futile.


#48



edzepp

sets phasers to STU-PID.


#49



Shazam

has an avatar that creeps me right out.


#50

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
has an avatar that makes me want to punch it in the mouth


#51



Scarlet Varlet

^ Is an ichor drooling, surprise butt-seksing, lice infested, fart breathing, camel shagging, pus guzzling, Vogon Poetry loving, unshorn, grammar nazifying, penny pinching, 'Merde' uttering, nose picking, maggot chewing, drug dealing, short changing, daddy long legs tripping, child porn perusing, sewer dwelling, zit pinching, forum hustling, Bucklely hugging, gold farming, spam sending, greasy faced, lite beer drinking, top posting, toe jammed, double parking, Uwe Boll worshipping, cab stealing, trouser shitting, queue jumping, unabombing, water polluting, Britney Spears song-singing, conspicuous consuming, overdue library book keeping, gas guzzler driving, over zealous, stock price manipulating, buggy code writing, bad art drawing, tax evading, rumour spreading, off colour remarking, laundry nicking, politics spinning, dandruff shedding, graffiti marking, bed wetting, kitten drowning, pyramid scheme running poop head!


#52



Shazam

apparently really hates Sparhawk.


#53



Scarlet Varlet

^ Is inferiour to Sparhawk!


#54



Shazam

doesn't know how to spell inferior.


#55



Scarlet Varlet

^ Nin-commie-poop!


#56



Shazam

likes calling people commies.


#57



Scarlet Varlet

^ Is putting out the flames!!!


#58

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
is a lollipop stealing, mouth breathing, ass kissing, Buckley worshiping, puss filled, dumpster diving, toe jam eating, post whoring sorry excuse for a little red faced troll


#59



Scarlet Varlet

^ Eats cockroaches.


#60

Terrik

Terrik

^ Is a cockroach


#61

Andi

Drachenherz

^ wears yellow. In old times, he would have been decapitated for this, unless he were an emperor or the like.


#62

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
knows his Chinese hierarchy


#63

bigcountry23

bigcountry23

Has two faces, worried and happy!


#64



Dunny

Has a face that even a mother couldn't love.

(That's right, I went OLD SCHOOL)


#65



Scarlet Varlet

^ Plays in traffic - which is bad because he's a traffic cop.


#66



Odie

Wrote "The land before time XXII: Littlefoots revenge" :bush:


#67



Dunny

Is "The Land Before Time XXII: Littlefoot's Revenge"


#68



Odie

^ LOOOOOOOoooooOOooOoOOVES Don Bluth Cartoon movies. :pud: :eek: :shock: :unibrow: :puke:


#69



Rubicon

loves music rhythm games


#70



The Mike

he'll steal your soul


#71

bigcountry23

bigcountry23

Is a cat person...a Manimal if you will...


#72



The Mike

Is a metal head


#73

Bubble181

Bubble181

^is mister potato head.


#74



Scarlet Varlet

^ Was raised in a barn.


#75



Odie

^ Is a Grinch.


#76

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ is continuously outsmarted by a fat cat.


#77



The Mike

Knows cats are smart


#78

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ gave away our plans to conquer the world in the other thread.


#79

DarkAudit

DarkAudit

^tried to sell them on ebay


#80



Odie

Who's is on first.


#81

Bubble181

Bubble181

^^ only offered $7.55. Come on, it was a good plan!

^ tried to ninja me, but failed, uses crazy inconsequential line.


#82



Batdan

^
fires a pellet gun at his enemies using his own owl pellets


#83

DarkAudit

DarkAudit

^found owl pellets in his litterbox


#84

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ will find owl pellets i nhis breakfast cereal.


#85



Batdan

^
got confused and shotgunned his cock



poor rooster


#86



The Mike

wants some cock


#87



Odie

(WANG! Pay attention.)
^ Was distracted by that giant flying...


#88

bigcountry23

bigcountry23

Dong!


#89



Scarlet Varlet

^ Has rusty shorts, I wonder why... no, actually I don't want to wonder why ARRRRGGHHHH!!!


#90

bigcountry23

bigcountry23

Is now currious about the Rusty Trombone...


#91



The Mike

Could use some WD 40


#92

bigcountry23

bigcountry23

Would rather have Formula 409!


#93

Bubble181

Bubble181

^prefers not drinking the Kool-Aid.


#94



Scarlet Varlet

^ Is ready for Owl Stretching Time.


#95

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
mixes the Kool-Aid that should be avoided


#96



Scarlet Varlet

^ Puts a straw in his bum and farts on Jello.


#97

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ uses "teh" far too often.


#98



Scarlet Varlet

^ Now is 0 Days Since Using 'teh'


#99

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ explains my joke for people who have his signature blocked.


#100



Scarlet Varlet

^ Eats mice without washing them.


#101

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ has sex with women without washing them.


#102

Terrik

Terrik

^ has been using Owl night vision to spy on Scarlet's sexual habits


#103

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ would do the same, given the chance.


#104

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
says he is in my head, but is actually on the balcony across the way


#105

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ will still obey the voices, as long as they give insttructions to things he wants to do anyway.


#106

bigcountry23

bigcountry23

Has the same voice as the leprichan that tells me to burn things...


#107

Allen who is Quiet

Allen, who is Quiet

^Loses socks in the wash


#108

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ is a leprechaun, but hasn't found his pot of gold yet.


#109

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
hunts leprechauns for pleasure


#110

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ eats gnomes for breakfast, which is even fattier and unhealthier than Pizza Hut. Snap out of it, you dog!


#111

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
leaves things in his pellets that gross out high school students


#112

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ grosses out high school students with just his smell. Or just his looks. Or his sound. Or his demeanour. All together, he can even gross out college kids after their hazing!


#113

bigcountry23

bigcountry23

Whille most Owls can rotate their head 180 degrees, he can rotate his head 181 degrees (his goes 1 higher).


#114

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
has limited peripheral vision due to poorly designed helmet


#115

bigcountry23

bigcountry23

Has poor peripheral vision due to poorly designed face (looks like he ran into a wall).


#116



edzepp

reminds me why Internet memes about mutant superheroes should never be included in the third film in a major motion picture trilogy about said mutant superheroes.



#117

Hylian

Hylian

^ can and probably should escape


#118

Necronic

Necronic

Erectile Dysfunction?


#119

bigcountry23

bigcountry23

7 posts from joining the crew of the damned...


#120



Batdan

^
lies awake and wonders how he makes audible sounds though he has no voice box or lips



grr dang ninja


#121

bigcountry23

bigcountry23

Can see the sailboat that others cannot...


#122

Hylian

Hylian

^ can not escape


#123



Philosopher B.

^ Doesn't abide by that nasty sleeping business.


#124

Hylian

Hylian

^ mans the poop deck instead of the toilet


#125



Philosopher B.

^ Once took a dump on the poop deck and was sentenced to kitchen duty.


#126

Hylian

Hylian

^ doesnt put marshmallows in his hot chocolate


#127



Philosopher B.

^ Points out an unfortunate truth.

< Needs to buy some marshmallows.


#128



Batdan

^
sweet transvestite from transsexual Transylvania


#129

Hylian

Hylian

^ needs a shave


#130



Batdan

^
Rescues Washington DC

unless something better's on TV


#131

Hylian

Hylian

^
plans to destroy Washington DC


unless something better's on TV


#132



The Mike

Missed me


#133



Batdan

^
forgot to add "by this much" [/Don Adams]


#134

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ wasn't hit on.


#135

Hylian

Hylian

^ was shot at


#136

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ wants to drag me back in, just when I was about to get out.


#137

Hylian

Hylian

^ should be dead by now after all the cyanide cookies I gave him


#138



The Mike

Raises cyanide centipedes


#139

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ doesn't know I was raised on those hot pink millipedes from that other thread.


#140

Hylian

Hylian

^ doesnt know I stole some of them too raise


#141

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ has noticedthe anti-ninja-doohicky isn't working.


#142

Hylian

Hylian

^ hasnt noticed


#143

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ is not convinced as to the capabilities of my owl senses.

Owl...senses....tingling....Someone posted on my forum! Graaaahhh! :-P


#144



The Mike

Every time he thinks he’s out, they pull him back in


#145

Hylian

Hylian

^ Should know he put the chain on Bubble181


#146

bigcountry23

bigcountry23

Has replaced the million dollar anti-ninja Dohicky with a pair of organic eyes.


#147

Hylian

Hylian

^ was :ninja: ed


#148

Bubble181

Bubble181

^^ has freely provided the eyes necessary.
< was :ninja: ed
^ is clearly :batman:


#149

Hylian

Hylian

^ knows too much


#150

bigcountry23

bigcountry23

Has a pebble in his hand for me to snatch apparently.


#151

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ knows too little


#152



The Mike

Ignores nothing


#153

Hylian

Hylian

^ ignores everything


#154



The Mike

likes red


#155

Bubble181

Bubble181

^likes grey.


#156



Batdan

^
likes red... bikinis on the girls at the beach


#157



The Mike

Looks cool


#158

Hylian

Hylian

^ looks evil


#159



The Mike

Is funny


#160



Scarlet Varlet

^ Was at work when he received eljuski's drawring and said, "What a pear!" just as a woman walked around the corner. Is now caught between dating a hideous 48 year old woman or being sued for harrassment.


#161

Hylian

Hylian

^ is threatening too sue The Mike


#162



Batdan

^
is currently in litigation with Gallagher over the Sledge-O-Matic


#163



Scarlet Varlet

^ Dreamt one night of eating a big Lifesaver. In the morning his flea collar was gone.


#164

Hylian

Hylian

^ stole the flea collar


#165



Scarlet Varlet

^ Bought the hot flea collar, epic battle with chiggers to commence.


#166

bigcountry23

bigcountry23

Hasn't had anything to reply to in over 15 hours!


#167



Batdan

^
Tried out for Spamalot, but couldn't say "Ni" properly


#168

bigcountry23

bigcountry23

Was rejected in the roll of the killer bunny for being "too nice"...

<also, Nuuuu is perfectly acceptable, that producer was blind.


#169



Batdan

^
brings two coconut halves to the LARP meetings for realistic horsey sounds


#170

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Wonders which tastes better, an African or a European sparrow.


#171



The Mike

Has sparrow cravings


#172

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Wants a spouse with huge... tracts of land.


#173

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ iiiiis a lumberjack and he's okay, he sleeps all night and he works all day.


#174

Hylian

Hylian

^ never sleeps at all


#175

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ has noticed my noturnality.


#176

Hylian

Hylian

^ dares to insinuate that I am stupid


#177

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ dares to be stupid
nahanahanahanah ...DARE TO BE STUPID! Who sung that, again? Was the NOFX? :-P


#178



The Mike

can't sleep during the day, luberjacks make a lot of noise


#179

Hylian

Hylian

^ plots to kill the Bubble181 when he sleeps


#180



The Mike

Forgets bubble and I plot to kill him


#181

Terrik

Terrik

is also unaware that he is just another pawn in my grand conspiracy


#182

Hylian

Hylian

^ is a pawn in my massive conspiracy


#183

Terrik

Terrik

^ Is a prawn in my massive plate of pasta


#184

Hylian

Hylian

^ shall be diced up and sauteed with a little bit of oil with some mushrooms and put on top of some wild rice for my dinner.


#185

DarkAudit

DarkAudit

^is just padding his post count... :eek:


#186



Batdan

^
stuffs his shorts


#187



The Mike

stole my catnip


#188



Batdan

^
stole my :quote: laser :quote: pointer first


#189



The Mike

Should look for the :quote: Laser :quote: on the moon


#190

Hylian

Hylian

^ wants to spell his name on the moon with a giant laser


#191



Batdan

Is the reason for the big "HYL" shaped trenches on the moon


#192

bigcountry23

bigcountry23

Doesn't know the difference between SCA and LARP. It's like calling a Star Wars fan a Trekie!!


#193



The Mike

Shouldn't sit so close to the screen


#194



Batdan

^
Hides in Christmas trees pretending to be Kringus


#195

Hylian

Hylian

^ is Kringus's son


#196



Batdan

^
Is the first name on Mrs. Claus's "naughty" list


#197



The Mike

Is naughty with Mrs. Claus


#198



Batdan

^
Thinks that 4 out of 3 people are bad at fractions


#199

Hylian

Hylian

^ should know that most cats suck at math


#200

Wahad

Wahad

^probably sucks at math too, having whacked himself with the hammer a little too much.


#201

bigcountry23

bigcountry23

Is the new guy, and will be taunted as such. :moon:


#202

Hylian

Hylian

^ has less post than me and shall be taunted as such

:moon: :moon: :moon: :moon: :moon:
:moon: :moon: :moon: :moon: :moon:


#203

bigcountry23

bigcountry23

Will be in for the taunting of his life when Bubble181 logs on...


#204



Scarlet Varlet

^ Should switch to a tinfoil hat.


#205

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
should move from Mt Crumpit, since the Grinch left


#206

Hylian

Hylian

^ should have an antler glued to his head


#207



Batdan

^
Could probably get more use out of BigCountry's helmet than BigCountry does


#208

Hylian

Hylian

Could probably get more use out of my mallets than I will


#209

Wahad

Wahad

has me wondering how he could think one would have use for a hammer to the noggin.


#210



Scarlet Varlet

^ Is The Littlest Kahuna


#211

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
is the most active fireplug around


#212

DarkAudit

DarkAudit

^makes the most of every fireplug he can find


#213

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Believes that there is something celestial to West Virginia.


#214

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
doesn't understand West Virginians, and neither does anyone else


#215



Batdan

^
Lives so deep in East Texas, it's quicker to walk west to get there.


#216

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ lives in the heart of Texas, probably next door from Lucifer.


#217

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
is amazingly correct about Batdan, since the residence is near TU in Austin

< is an Aggie


#218

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ is apparently an Aggie. SOunds like something that draws aggro in an MMO :-P


#219

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Is probably Irish, since he's clearly a relative of one O'Reilly.


#220

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
has one-half of the posts of the person above him


#221



Cuyval Dar

is not future-compatible


#222

Hylian

Hylian

^ has never been compatible


#223

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
is attempting to soften his disposition by repeated application of mallets to the cranium


#224



edzepp

makes another obvious dig at Hylian's avatar because he lacks originality.

< Am a jerk.


#225

S

Skrattybones

^was in Men in Black


#226

Hylian

Hylian

^ was :ninja:ed


#227



edzepp

is wrong. I WAS in Men in Black. I was that one guy in the background in scene 45 despite the fact that I was nowhere near the filming at the time.


#228

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
is apparently the only REAL alien in MIB, since Rodman wasn't filmed


#229



edzepp

wanted that scene to be in the movie.


#230

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Was actually stalking Will Smith.


#231



edzepp

Should really know better than that.

I was stalking Tony Shalhoub.


#232

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Watches Monk with two boxes of tissues at hand.


#233

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
needs wipes for everything, just like Monk


#234

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Doesn't know my theory of 'organized chaos' in workspaces would make Monk hyperventilate and pass out.


#235

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
uses the same system of organization that I do, I KNOW where it is, but I can't just tell you


#236

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ uses the typical male organisation pattern.


#237



edzepp

has male owl pattern baldness.


#238



Philosopher B.

^ Is a cute lil' doggie.


#239

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
has a very broad definition of :quote: cute :quote:


#240

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Would like a broad.


What? That was it, folks.


#241



edzepp

is bowing out. He's done.


#242

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
is wrong, NR was only done with that post, not the thread


#243



edzepp

Knows when people are done.


#244



Batdan

^
goes to the barber for a full body shampoo


#245



Scarlet Varlet

^ Tried to market action figures of himself as a childrens toy, but nobody is about to believe a house cat as an action figure. (Though the litterbox accessory presented a choking hazard to Ponzi Scheme and Mega bank managers, which people were all in favour of.)


#246

Hylian

Hylian

^ owns 2 of said action figure


#247



Batdan

^
Caution: May contain small parts


#248

Hylian

Hylian

^ caution may cough up small parts


#249



The Mike

Has small parts hehe


#250

Hylian

Hylian

^ is missing his small parts


#251



The Mike

Takes advantage of the fact that I don’t wear pants

Stop looking man


#252



Batdan

^
has a tattoo of "Dogs Playing Poker" under his fur


#253



The Mike

Is wrong, I have a tatto of a lion under my fur


#254

Hylian

Hylian

^ is wrong the vet put a tattoo of "Dogs Playing Poker" on him instead of a lion


#255



Batdan

^
got drunk and had "Freakazeud" tattooed on his back


#256



The Mike

Is a tattoo artist


#257

Hylian

Hylian

^ is a con artist


#258



Batdan

^
Conned TheMike into my office to get a tattoo of "Dogs Playing Poker" by telling him it was the code word for getting a lion tattoo.


#259



The Mike

Is a bad cat


#260

Hylian

Hylian

^ is a :quote: fixed :quote: cat


#261

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
should be :quote: fixed :quote: to save the gene pool


#262



The Mike

Could give me a pair of scissors and I'll fix him for you


#263

Hylian

Hylian

^ seems to have killed the thread


#264



edzepp

Is one the six-odd people who actually post in this thread on a regular basis.


#265

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
admits to and acknowledges that we're all odd here


#266



Philosopher B.

^ Is the second-oddest of the bunch.


#267

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
is so far off the top of the scale that he doesn't even have a number


#268



Scarlet Varlet

^ So off his rocker that he's on the sofa.


#269

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
is right, they took the rocker away even

<- rockerless


#270



Scarlet Varlet

^ Peed on the cushions in the padded room.


#271

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
used the cushions in his ex-girlfriend's pool


#272



Scarlet Varlet

^ Thinks Role Playing means 'Roll around in dead things'.


#273

Hylian

Hylian

^ is the reason Sparhawk believes that


#274



The Mike

Wishes for a better tomorrow


#275



Scarlet Varlet

^ In need of a better Today.


#276

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ has gone to the future and come back. Knows it isn't actually any better.


#277



The Mike

Should know Im having a great today :hump:


#278

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ just ruined my birthday be telling me what I'm not having :-P


#279



Scarlet Varlet

^ Has a hot date tonight with the Hand sisters.


#280



The Mike

Will be dating his laptop


#281

Hylian

Hylian

^ is trying to produce an off spring with his laptop :hump:


#282



Scarlet Varlet

^ Shags purple grapefruit.


#283

Hylian

Hylian

^ :paranoid: follows me around


#284



The Mike

Has persecution delirium


#285

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
knows that he cannot be prosecuted for hairballs left in the house


#286



The Mike

Is a Pug lawyer


#287

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ is a cutel ittle kittie. Yes he is! Yes he is!
*gets drawn into overly large bosom of some far-removed aunt*


#288

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
describes a horror of horrors for an independent cat


#289

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Prefers dogs over cats.

Edit: Is there an introduction place here? Was wondering where all you guys got to. Seems most of the old gang is here too


#290



Scarlet Varlet

^ Is new around here, again.


#291



edzepp

wants to eat the new guy


#292



Scarlet Varlet

^ Wants to introduce the new guy to lycanthropy, first (furry) hand.


#293

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ wants that hand for his Igor, who needs replacement parts.


#294

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
wants Santa's magical Bag of Holding for himself to see what he can find inside of it


#295

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ knows a Bag of Holding is only 1,000 GP in D&D, so doesn't bother robbing Santa for his.


#296

Hylian

Hylian

^ plans to steal Santa's elves too use for his own bidding


#297

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ plans to steal Mss. Clause for his own desires.


#298



Scarlet Varlet

^ Has head stuck in Christmas stocking (which is left gymstocking at other times and rarely washed) will contract Athlete's Lung eventually.


#299

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ has signed my death warrant if they do'nt release me from their left stocking *cough* *hack* *sputter* *hoot*


#300



Scarlet Varlet

^ Tripped Tiny Tim for a laugh, then was bludgeoned by Scrooge and Bob Cratchit, after which he felt the Spirit of Christmas Present nicking his wallet.


#301



edzepp

Writes A Christmas Carol slashfics.


#302

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ wrote A Christmas Carol. Is a zombie.


#303



Scarlet Varlet

^ Makes snowmen of his earwax


#304

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Knows that Santa Clause doesn't exist


#305

Bubble181

Bubble181

*gasp* ^spoiled my dreams


#306



Scarlet Varlet

^ At his age was still sitting on Santa's knee. Makes you wonder, eh?


#307

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ claims to know my age and refers to it - something a true gentleman would never do!


#308



Scarlet Varlet

^ Is forgetful in his old age (24) that his birthday was just observed by the site.

Not looking good, old man.


#309

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ errr..errr....caught me out :-(


#310

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Is older than me


#311

Hylian

Hylian

^ tries to cause chaos but fails


#312

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Can do magic tricks with a pencil


#313

Hylian

Hylian

^ has seen The Dark Knight


#314



The Mike

Will assist me in disappearing this pencil


#315

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

has an avatar image that creeps me out.

Stop STARING at me :ninja:


#316



edzepp

Is trying to resist the evil eye. And failing.


#317

Hylian

Hylian

^ failed long ago


#318

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Has sever brain trauma


#319



Scarlet Varlet

^ Works the twilight shift in the Mentally Disturbed Archcriminal Wing at Arkham Asylum.


#320

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
is waiting for the inevitable influx of net noobs during the next week... every year, just like clockwork


#321



Scarlet Varlet

^ Forgets we are mostly an isolated site now. Halforum is not entirely likely to pick up new posters without referals.


#322

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Makes an astute observation unlike the previous poster's innacurate assumptions.


#323



Scarlet Varlet

^ Should be tricking new people to join, lest we become too inbred or die off through attrition.


#324

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^ and ^^ and ^^^
both made assumption that I was only referring to this site, net noobs will appear everywhere


#325

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Should quite worrying too much.


#326



Scarlet Varlet

^ Forum psychologist


#327

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
not the forum psycho


#328

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Lives in the land where you can still carry firearms


#329



Scarlet Varlet

^ wages war from under a blanket.


#330



edzepp

lives under InfiniteShadow's bed.


#331

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
is also under the bed, fighting the invasion of the dust bunnies


#332



Batdan

^
Is afraid of the Roomba in the living room.


#333





^Poops in a box.


#334



Batdan

^
Pees in a bucket


#335





^ Is wrong. I only had to empty the piss bucket.

And I'm shocked and amazed you remembered that. I'm still trying to forget it.


#336



Silvanesti

^ Is shocked and amazed

< - Keeps reading this thread title as revenge of erectile dysfunction


#337



Batdan

^
is looking for a perma-ban


#338

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ is looking for perma-frost.


#339



Batdan

^
Is begging for a Calleja joke (but I won't give in)


#340



Scarlet Varlet

^ Coughs up hair balls on the sofa.


#341



The Mike

Eats babies


#342



Batdan

^
was twice arrested for being naked busy in public


#343



The Mike

Knows I can't stop


#344



Scarlet Varlet

^ Should at least go about in a paper bag.


#345



The Mike

Has a paper fetish


#346



Scarlet Varlet

^ Requires more fibre.


#347



The Mike

Eats too many bran muffins


#348

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ was eaten by Russian bran muffins.


#349



The Mike

Is in my head :aaahhh:


#350

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ in Russia, was in my head.


#351



The Mike

Posts too much


#352

Bubble181

Bubble181

^has a very ominous number of posts.


#353



The Mike

Thinks I’m out to get him


#354

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
knows that everyone IS out to get him... fixed


#355

Bubble181

Bubble181

^got his looks during that operation, because they accidentally kept him awake.... accidentally...


#356



The Mike

Could never afford lasix surgery with that size of eyes


#357

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ doesn't need lasix surgery, with those yellow X-ray eyes of his, peering through layers of cloth, skin, blood and bone with equal ease into our very soul.
Wishes he could control how many layers he looks through, though ;)


#358



The Mike

Is a see-through owl


#359

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ knows my innermost self is the colour of my eyes.


#360



The Mike

has a brown soul


#361



Scarlet Varlet

^ Has a catnip soul and flea collar halo.


#362

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
apparently cannot avoid the use of the word "teh"


#363



Scarlet Varlet

^ Is teh hawk of spars.


#364

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ is a starlet harlot.


#365



Scarlet Varlet

^ Is a bubble head.


#366

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ pops bubble wrap. Will be charged with war crimes.


#367



Scarlet Varlet

^ Is the one bubble I missed while stomping on SHEETS of bubblewrap.


#368

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ doesn't know that we can be reinflated, given enough time and money.


#369



Rubicon

gets all his posts from this one thread ;p


#370



Scarlet Varlet

^ Had pease porridge hot, pease porridge cold and pease porridge in the pot nine days old. Currently in hospital with food poisoning and having stomach pumped.


#371

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
made the porridge, and hid it for nine days as a prank


#372



Scarlet Varlet

^ Tried porridge withe peas and pee


#373

LordRendar

LordRendar

peed into the porrige


#374



Scarlet Varlet

^ Is doing Cold Porridge with Feathers McGraw


#375

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Has a mad scientific laboratory that must be sought out and strategically eliminated by a tactical nuke.


#376



Scarlet Varlet

^ Rules out negotiations.


#377

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Knows that the Grinch will be dead by First of May with that kind of a heart condition.


#378

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Knows sometimes its better to shoot first and ask questions later if they are still alive


#379

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Can count his blessings for not having attempted to break the perimeter.


#380

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ lives next door to Russia. Must live next door to Palin.


#381



Scarlet Varlet

^ Lives in a country where they love mayonnaise on frites (rather than salt and vinegar on chips) such a weird place.


#382

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ doesn't know I prefer ketchup overm ayonnaise.A lso, Belgian mayonnaise isn't the same as what a lot of the world thinks of - the Dutch have a radically different sauce.
Also, fries > chips. :-P


#383

Wahad

Wahad

^ Is right, Belgian mayonnaise is absolutely horrid, Dutch mayonnaise is way better.


#384

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ once again proves the inherent inferiority of Dutch cuisine.


#385

Wahad

Wahad

^is only talking about the beer and chocolate, the rest of the Dutch cuisine is far superior to Belgian.


#386

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ is completely mistaken. Our rabbit and stews and horse meat dishes are amongstt he finest in the world. And they make broodjes kroket :-P


#387

Wahad

Wahad

Bubble181 said:
^ is completely mistaken.
Click to expand...
because hutspot/boerenkool ftw!


#388

Bubble181

Bubble181

^doesn't know the goodness of our cuisine. Doesn't know Gentse waterzooi. Doesn't know ANYTHING AT ALL ABOUT US! :-P


#389

Wahad

Wahad

^is right and wrong at the same time.


#390

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ has correctly summarized la condition humaine.


#391

Wahad

Wahad

^lives in a silly land where people hardly even know what language to speak.


#392

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ knows I live in Brussels :paranoid:


#393

Wahad

Wahad

^told me that he does.


#394

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ is trying to inflate his post count by sparring with me in my own thread.

And I know, leidenaar :-P


#395

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Will likely one day discover that his posterior has become permanently attached to his chair.


#396



The Mike

Is a naked moderator


#397

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Is a grey-haired pu... nter.


#398

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
is scared to find gray hairs in his beard


#399

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ is scared to find grey hairs in his food.


#400



The Mike

Is afraid to find gray hairs up his ass


#401

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ has black, white, grey, red, blonde and brown hairs in his ass. We all wonder.


#402

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Posts too frequently here


#403

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
tries to be cute by stating the obvious about everyone here


#404



Scarlet Varlet

^ Could have done better.


#405

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Knows there are no doctors in Whoville


#406



The Mike

Hides behind a mask


#407



Philosopher B.

^ Scoffs at disguises.


#408



The Mike

Looks like a pirate :pirate:


#409

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
scoffs at the birds that pirates wear, since they make such tasty snacks


#410



The Mike

Forgets a “pirate bird” is bigger than him


#411

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ forgets that cows are bigger than me, but I still find them tasty :-P


#412



Scarlet Varlet

^ Is an absurd night owl.


#413

Bubble181

Bubble181

^doesn't recognise a barn owl from a night owl. Tsk.


#414



Scarlet Varlet

^ Was brought up in a barn.


#415

Bubble181

Bubble181

^can't afford to live in a barn.


#416



Scarlet Varlet

^ Has no idea how hard it is to maintain the proper space for a science laboratory in a Barn, ffs.


#417

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ has no idea what fun results result from evil scientific experiments when some owl guano is suddenly added at random.


#418



Scarlet Varlet

^ Pooped while I was performing brain surgery on Tim Buckley (hey, that took a microscope to find, I'll have you know!)


#419

Bubble181

Bubble181

The poop? Come on, I filled almost the whole cranium!

^ is not, in fact, a neurosurgeon, as evidenced by Tim Buckley.


#420

DarkAudit

DarkAudit

^Didn't realize that replacing B^U's brain with poop was an improvement.


#421

Bubble181

Bubble181

^didn't realize my poop was responsible for the miscarriage storyline :zoid:


#422



Philosopher B.

^ Apparently gave us the best CAD panel of all time courtesy of his ass droppings.


#423

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Postulates that Bubbles's dingleberries might contain the versions of Episodes 1-3 that didn't suck.


#424



Scarlet Varlet

^ Suggests George Lucas undergo brain surgery in a barn.


#425

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ has been giving me imodium to prepare me for that day...Than wants to give me laxatives during the procedure.


#426

Hylian

Hylian

^ will pop one day and be replaced by bubble 182


#427

bigcountry23

bigcountry23

Will someday suffer Drain Bramage from multiple continuous blows to the head...


#428

Hylian

Hylian

^ doesn't think I haven't yet


#429

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ thinks he has. Is mistaken due to severe head trauma.


....wait....


#430

Hylian

Hylian

^ has entered into paradox


#431



Batdan

^
often confuses a paradox with a pair of ducks


#432

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ has eaten a paradox.


#433

Wahad

Wahad

^craps paradoxes into brain operations.


#434

Hylian

Hylian

^ rolls in said paradox crap


#435

Wahad

Wahad

^is right, I wallow in paradoxes.


#436

Bubble181

Bubble181

^buys weed legally


#437

Wahad

Wahad

^is wrong, I leech off friends.


#438

Bubble181

Bubble181

^is a typical dutchman.


#439

Hylian

Hylian

Looks like someone took a sander to his face


#440

Wahad

Wahad

^took a hammer to the face


#441

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ looks like someone put Duracell in his back.


#442



Batdan

^
has untrustworthy beady eyes


#443

Wahad

Wahad

^is way too sneaky for his own good, being a (pussy)cat.

<One of you now


#444

Hylian

Hylian

^ one of us! one of us!


#445

Bubble181

Bubble181

^^A-whoooo-gah! Is One of Us! But....still sleeps, and is't a lifer, yet, either.

^ has been one of us for a while now


#446

Wahad

Wahad

^has the posting ADD I lack.


#447

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER mushroom mushroom BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER It's a snake

:-P


#448

Hylian

Hylian

^ <(^_^<) (>^_^)> <(^_^<) (>^_^)> <(^_^<) (>^_^)> <(^_^<) (>^_^)>


#449

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ is spamming gibberish :lol:


#450

Wahad

Wahad

^ (>^.^(>:confused:)>


#451

Bubble181

Bubble181

^
me:
ÔvÔ
<////>
< <

aww, the forum eats formatting :-P


#452

bigcountry23

bigcountry23

forgot Snake oh snake


#453

Wahad

Wahad

^^just got owned by the board. No post count won't help you there, fellow.

^ninja'd my post


#454

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ was defeated by the board's member. That's a lot more painful, dude.


#455

Wahad

Wahad

^apparently knows something about the intarwebs that I don't, as it didn't hurt at all. :paranoid:


#456

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ will hurt later. Oh yes he will. :twisted:


#457

Hylian

Hylian

^ always hurts on the inside. Thanks to the poison I slipped him earlier


#458



Cuyval Dar

is a wanker


#459

Hylian

Hylian

^ has a moon shaped cookie


#460



Batdan

^
moons the cops and then drives off


#461

Hylian

Hylian

^ know nothing about what I did........ :paranoid: I hope


#462



Batdan

^
was convicted by ten point butt print match


#463



Cuyval Dar

shot hylian then drew the chalk around his ass


#464

Hylian

Hylian

^ took pictures


#465



Cuyval Dar

wants to see said pictures


#466

bigcountry23

bigcountry23

Should know better than to ask to see pictures...It's a TRAP!


#467



jaythen

^


#468

Hylian

Hylian

^ is the essence of rule 36


#469



edzepp

Is wondering what hapened to internet rules 1 through 33.


#470



Scarlet Varlet

^ Will write rules for beer.


#471

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

ignores the prime directive


#472



Scarlet Varlet

^ Will amend the Prime Directive for beer.


#473

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
ignores the Prime Directive for cheap tawdry sex with aliens


#474



Scarlet Varlet

Sparhawk said:
^
ignores the Prime Directive for cheap tawdry sex with aliens
Click to expand...
^ Been spying on my social life! :moon:


#475

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
should know that waving that ass in my face don't do anything for you


#476



Scarlet Varlet

^ Doesn't recognise hot alien action when he sees it. :zoid:


#477



edzepp

will perform hot alien action...for beer.


#478

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
knows, because he paid in beer kegs


#479

Bubble181

Bubble181

^drinks b eer from a mooncup (if you don't know what they are, I advice against looking it up.)


#480



Scarlet Varlet

^ Two owls, one cup. :aaahhh:


#481

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ one evil genius, two assholes :geek:


#482

Hylian

Hylian

^ all asshole


#483



Scarlet Varlet

^ Proctologist extraordinaire


#484

Bubble181

Bubble181

^proctologist perfectly normal


#485

Hylian

Hylian

^ is anything but normal


#486

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ is likewise excluded from the bell graph.


#487



Batdan

^
If he had a bell graph
he'd ring it in the morning
he'd ring it in the evening
all over this land


#488

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ if he had a song to sing
He'd sing it in the evening
He'd get a boot tossed at him
it'd cost him his life.
:-P


#489

Hylian

Hylian

^ makes vague threats at Batdan


#490

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ thinks I' being vague, when in fact I'm just a bit foggy.


#491

bigcountry23

bigcountry23

Thinks being vague is in vogue.


#492



Scarlet Varlet

^ Requires an image of a dog going varglwargleblogl.


#493

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Experienced on a cat to create the varglwaglljjg effect.


#494



Scarlet Varlet

^ Is next in queue.


#495

bigcountry23

bigcountry23

Has so many people in queue we have to take a number...


#496

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Is protected from the mind rays of US government satellites and the arrows of English peasants.


#497

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ is liekwise protected, since none can penetrate the mighty BEARD.


#498

Hylian

Hylian

^ is protected by his lack of a brain


#499

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Same could be said about him.


#500

bigcountry23

bigcountry23

Is always willing to lend an Axe.


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