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#1



Qonas

So it begins anew.


#2



makare

posted in the old thread... I assume.


#3

nWo

nWo

-_-


#4



Qonas

^ Is apparently at Cornell. Ever heard of it?


#5

P

psyco_chick32

^
Is in a city & state that's failing pretty darn epically (I escaped, ha!)


#6



makare

laughs at others pain


#7



Computergate

Is a terrible human being


#8



makare

smells of hummus


#9



Philosopher B.

^ Is always having his topic stolen.

Edit: Well, DAY-um! First ninja of the boards!


#10



Rubicon

^ Posts a lot? (don't know much about Phil B)


#11

Nile

Nile

^Is apparently an uber geek of all kinds.


#12



Qonas

^ Is that river in Egypt


#13



Batdan

^
thinks his flesh colored eyepatch isn't all that noticable *snicker*


#14



Qonas

^ Still confused whether he's a person, a bat, or a cat :eek:


#15

Hylian

Hylian

is easily confused


#16

P

psyco_chick32

^ is apparently "with stupid"


#17



Dunny

Should know that we all picture the arrow pointing at Hylian himself.


#18

Shawn

Shawn

^
Will lose his tools in space.


#19



Qonas

^ Has his handle continuously misread as 'Shawnasty' by me :?


#20

blotsfan

blotsfan

^Is someone I don't remember from the old forum.


#21

Z

Zombie Jesus

^ Is a fan of the Bills. Or blots judging by their user name.


#22

Steve

Steve

has nothing better to do on Thanksgiving than spend it online.


#23

Bubble181

Bubble181

^only gives thanks for having so many victims around.


#24



Qonas

^ Has a strangely prophetic smiley in his sig.


#25





^ Ol' One-Eye.


#26



Qonas

^ Lefty


#27





^ Is wrong.


#28



The Mike

Has the admin power


#29



LordRavage

^Has kitty power.


#30



The Mike

Knows Cats are cool


#31

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
knows that Pugs are better in all ways


#32

Hylian

Hylian

will train racoons to help take over the world


#33



Qonas

^ Is possibly friends with Gorons, Zoras, and Kokiri....but Gerudo? Not so much.


#34

doomdragon6

doomdragon6

^ stole my reply


#35



Qonas

^ Too slooooooooooow.


#36



The Mike

Posts although he seems to be offline, sneaky


#37

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
sees pirates out of his windows, but none look like Miss Swan


#38



The Mike

Is a raccoon as the one my cat ate once


#39



Qonas

^ Is not the only Mike on the planet.


#40

Cat

Cat

^ Is pretty perceptive for a guy with one eye.


#41

Hylian

Hylian

has fleas


#42



Qonas

^ Edited his original post and made my awesomely hilarious one null and void. :devil:


#43

Hylian

Hylian

believes his original post was actually funny to begin with :)


#44



Mr. Lawface

Has evidently played Fable 2.


#45



Qonas

^ Has evidently played Baldur's Gate 2 and is a fan of the second-best character in that game.


#46



Mr. Lawface

Has an incorrect idea about who is the best character of Baldur's Gate 2.


#47



Qonas

^ Is lying to himself about the best character in Baldur's Gate 2. (Hint: It's Edwin.)


#48

Hylian

Hylian

khaaaaan!


#49

E

Ender

Despite the fact that hylian's face scares children, I admire the poster beneath him.


#50



Qonas

^ Clever girl.


#51

Hylian

Hylian

is not clever


#52



Mr. Lawface

is probably not actually in Hyrule, as his location suggests.


#53

Hylian

Hylian

Dares to call me a liar :)


#54



Mr. Lawface

is most definitely a liar.


#55

Hylian

Hylian

His words hurt like a knife piercing my heart. Oh wait that may be indegestion from all the turkey,


#56

Cat

Cat

Is probably not even from Hyrule.


#57



makare

has doubts and voices them


#58

Hylian

Hylian

never has any doubts


#59



Mr. Lawface

doubts that makare1 has doubts


#60

ThatGrinningIdiot!

ThatGrinningIdiot!

Has all known laws of the universe written on his face.


#61



makare

gives me neither an av nor a sig to work with here.. nice.


#62

Cat

Cat

Is unsure of his own ability.


#63



Silvanesti

Simplified his name


#64

Hylian

Hylian

Is a apparently a fan of Firefly


#65

ThatGrinningIdiot!

ThatGrinningIdiot!

Has pointy ears and long silky hair that elicits the envy of any model.


#66

Cat

Cat

Likely has a cause worth crusading over, in his view of course.


#67

Hylian

Hylian

is most likely smoking a catnip cigarette


#68



makare

is absolutely from hyrule


#69



Mr. Lawface

is a lying liar who lies


#70

blotsfan

blotsfan

^Has the face of the law.


#71

Allen who is Quiet

Allen, who is Quiet

Is posting bills


#72

ThatGrinningIdiot!

ThatGrinningIdiot!

The quiet ones are always lethal.


#73

Hylian

Hylian

shall kill us all if they get the chance


#74



Silvanesti

has a xbox avatar that looks like me.


#75



makare

has an av that really kind of scares me. :|


#76

Cat

Cat

Will be caught bangin a website.


#77

ThatGrinningIdiot!

ThatGrinningIdiot!

Brings in dead animals to the master.


#78

Shawn

Shawn

^
Knows too many dead animals.


#79



Qonas

^ Doesn't know how to spell 'Shaughnessy'


#80

Steve

Steve

Doesn't know the definition of Shaughnessy.


#81

Bubble181

Bubble181

^tried to spell "Analphabetical" as his username...And failed.


#82

Hylian

Hylian

wont get near any pointed objects


#83

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ carries his sign upside down.


#84

Steve

Steve

Doesn't give a hoot and he pollutes.


#85

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ doesn't realise I'm a regular at hooters; hooting is my business, and business is good.


#86

Hylian

Hylian

dares to claim I'm stupid:(


#87

Steve

Steve

you're not stupid, you're with stupid


#88

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ dares to be stupid!

nahanahnahanah dare to be stupid! (good song, guys!)


#89



Philosopher B.

^ Has a fine appreciation for the classics.


#90

Bubble181

Bubble181

^has an appreciation for the finer points of Kant's third law.


#91

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
barely survived an encounter with a horde of shoppers


#92

HowDroll

HowDroll

^
Probably impaled that poor raccoon himself


#93

P

psyco_chick32

^May one day write a book I'll pour avidly over


#94

HowDroll

HowDroll

^ Is very sweet for saying so :D


#95

blotsfan

blotsfan

^Is someone I don't remember from the old boards.


#96

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
always hates it when I quote "Hull Scores!"


#97



Shazam

Lives on the same side of the state I do.


#98



Batdan

^
Has a shocking experience when his name is said aloud


#99

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
thinks water is something to be drank, not washed in


#100



Chronos[Ha-G]

Sparhawk said:
^
thinks water is something to be drank, not washed in
Click to expand...
Fears the salt lick.


#101



Batdan

^
craves the pepper lick


#102



Pojodan

^ is staring at my cursor, deciding weather or not to bat at it.


#103



Shazam

Has an avatar that hits too close to home.


#104

Cat

Cat

Doesn't have an avatar


#105

P

psyco_chick32

^has an avatar that totally freaked me out when I realized it was moving!


#106

G

Garth Algar

^Totally freaked me out when I realised that holy crap Cat's avatar MOVES!


#107



Matt²

^
probably gets "Party on, Garth!" jokes a lot.


#108



The Mike

Had identity problems


#109



Pojodan

^ has problems deciding which arm rest to shred.


#110



makare

has heard the call of the wild.... it was a wrong number


#111



The Mike

Enjoys prank calling


#112



Pojodan

^ sounds like a relative to Homsar.


#113



Philosopher B.

^ Smells like the Poopsmith.


#114



Shazam

Has an avatar that reminds me of my childhood.


#115

Cat

Cat

Still doesn't have an avatar.


#116



Pojodan

^ has an avatar that reminds me of my soul


#117

Cat

Cat

Is going to make me change my avatar.


#118



Shazam

Keeps reminding me that I don't have an avatar. Jerk.


#119

Cat

Cat

Can have mine so I won't remind pojodan of his soul.


#120



Iaculus

^ Cannot handle the responsibility of an introspective furry.


#121



Shazam

Has a strangely awesome username.


#122

Cat

Cat

Expects me to make the same lame joke again.


#123

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
admits to making lame jokes


#124

blotsfan

blotsfan

^Is a fucking dick for saying "Hull Scores"


#125

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
but he still loves me


like an ugly red-headed bearded stepchild


#126



makare

is deluded and poignant


#127

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
is part of my delusion, or possibly imaginary, like everything else


#128

Cat

Cat

A raccoon picture
is underneath this user.
Panama pancakes.


#129

blotsfan

blotsfan

^Is a cat.


#130

Cat

Cat

Sounds like Ted Levine
All due to your avatar.
Great big fat person.


#131



Batdan

^
Should realize smoking can cause birth defects... oh wait, too late


#132



Shazam

Makes the Batman TV show theme get stuck in my head for obvious reasons.


#133

N

Neochoa

^ Reminds me of Foxxy Cleopatra.


#134



Shazam

Has an avatar that makes me think it's Patrick Warburton at first glance.


#135



Le Quack

IS FUCKING STUPID.... AND PROBABLY LIKES MACARONI.


#136



Shazam

Actually guessed right, pretty much.


#137

Cat

Cat

You are not that bad.
Stupid is as stupid does.
Macaroni, yum.


#138



Shazam

Writes some damn good haikus.


#139

Shawn

Shawn

^
When he leaves the room he leaves behind the scent of pine.


#140



Le Quack

^ LOVES CARTOON PORN!


#141



Batdan

^
Thinks his posts don't echo.


#142

Shawn

Shawn

^
Starved to death in a grocery store.


#143



Le Quack

^ DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE BECAUSE HE'S OBVIOUSLY AUSTRALIAN. AND HE ENJOYS A CUP OF TEA NOW AND THEN


#144



Steven Soderburgin

^ Is a furry.

I'm just assuming, because I don't know any of you from Adam.


#145



Shazam

Has a wingspan of 6'7".


#146



Qonas

^Has a wingspan that is MARVELous


#147



Shazam

Has a sig that can only be made more awesome by sombreros.


#148



Le Quack

^ TOTALLY NINJA'D THE CRAP OUT OF ME


#149



Qonas

^ Easily ninja'd


#150



Le Quack

^ CANT TRANSLATE JIBBERISH. AWAWGGA OOOGGLALCKA LAT DUB ANGH ANST TEEN WEITCH ANWHWOOLL.


#151



Shazam

Apprantley knows Vogon poetry.
And there goes my spleen.


#152

Shawn

Shawn

^
Drinks blood from an upturned skull and sleeps with the devil.


#153



Shazam

Knows too much.


#154



Le Quack

^ Is really offensive, especially in this thread.


| Is confused
v


#155



Shazam

Is psychic, since I am pretty damn confused.


#156

Shawn

Shawn

^
Is a natural-born citizen of Freedonia.


#157



Shazam

Apparantley lives in the future location of Arizona Bay.


#158



Steven Soderburgin

Has never seen Duck Soup :|


#159

Cajungal

Cajungal

named one of my favorite movies


#160



Philosopher B.

^ Apparently has freaking awesome taste in movies.


#161

Shawn

Shawn

^
Apparently sits up in bed every night trying to figure out how they get the creme in between those two chocolate cookies.


#162

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
sends in suggestions to How It's Made all the time, is always disappointed by the music they play


#163



Scarlet Varlet

^ Is humping a post.


#164



Shazam

Enjoys watching.


#165

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
videos the act and sells it online


#166



Scarlet Varlet

^ Is the John Holmes of furry pr0n


#167

Shawn

Shawn

^
Smells like Bread and Butter pickles.
Not sure if that's a good or bad thing.
I mean I like the smell of Bread and Butter pickles.
But smelling like that probably means you're going to die soon.


#168



Batdan

^
thinks clowns taste funny


#169



jaythen

^
tasted too many clowns not Zest-fully clean


#170



chakz

^ once fought a mime to the death.....and lost!


#171



Batdan

^
Got stuck in a mime's glass box and couldn't find a way out


#172



Qonas

^ Apparently has never been Zest-fully clean.


#173



Batdan

^
Wears the patch over the other eye during sleepy time


#174

Hylian

Hylian

^ likes to waste Caturday doing nothing but eating catnip


#175



Batdan

^
often mistakes smoking for eating


#176

Hylian

Hylian

^ doesnt smoke his steak?


#177

Cat

Cat

^ made a mcsteak


#178

Hylian

Hylian

^ has a third eye deformity cause his mom smoked catnip durring her pregnancy


#179



LordRavage

^Is racist against three eyed cats.


#180



Shazam

Thinks three-eyed cats are a race.


#181



LordRavage

^Doesnt read the Bible ;) They are there in Revelations :D


#182

Cat

Cat

Is going to cause a few people to flip through revelations.


#183



Shazam

is gonna have cat lung cancer soon.


#184

J

Jarp Habib

Poster above me has a pretty awesome name, assuming it is still Shazam. If not, consider it retracted :gleam:


#185



Cuyval Dar

is entirely right


#186



LordRavage

^Doesnt like Superman.


#187



Chronos[Ha-G]

LordRavage said:
^Doesnt like Superman.
Click to expand...
Has a horribly disfigured left eye. Or a horribly disfigured right eye, and a mirror.


#188

Kovac

Kovac

Does this thread actually depend on you knowing thing about other members of the forums or are you all making things up?


#189



Chronos[Ha-G]

Kovac said:
Does this thread actually depend on you knowing thing about other members of the forums or are you all making things up?
Click to expand...
Nah, it's all made up - Ravage has actually posted the full version of that picture in his avatar before. I was just being stupid.


#190

Kovac

Kovac

In that case...

^ Has feet made of cheese


#191



Chronos[Ha-G]

Kovac said:
In that case...

^ Has feet made of cheese
Click to expand...
Knows not the advantages of Congealed-Dairy-Feet.


#192



Shazam

Has a very interesting signature.


#193

ThatGrinningIdiot!

ThatGrinningIdiot!

Has free honey for everyone, MAYOR BEE!


#194





^ Has confused me.


#195



jaythen

^
has tantalizing moobs.


#196

Gusto

Gusto

^ is the goddamned Batman.


#197



Shazam

Might be related to Frank Miller.


#198

Kovac

Kovac

^ Has a terrible movie named after him


#199

T

Tribulator

^If you say his name backwards it actually comes out as "Sausage", contrary to what you may think.


#200



Shazam

Makes Baby Jesus cry, ironically.


#201

ThatGrinningIdiot!

ThatGrinningIdiot!

Name rhymes with Alakazam, that damned, dirty, pokemon!


#202

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
knows his Pokemon and has a need to collect them all


#203



Shazam

Has a name that sounds like a Pokemon anyway.


#204



Batdan

^
has a weird fetish for cooking utensils in bed

remind me to ask you for details later


#205

Cat

Cat

Posts in small text that I'm not going to bother to read


#206

Steve

Steve

doesn't use ice cream scooper for scooping ice cream


#207



Chronos[Ha-G]

Steve said:
doesn't use ice cream scooper for scooping ice cream
Click to expand...
Ninja'd me in the process of being ninja'd.

Ummm, I think.


#208

Cat

Cat

Thinks correctly


#209

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
a two-faced cat with one set of lungs


#210



Chronos[Ha-G]

Sparhawk said:
^
a two-faced cat with one set of lungs
Click to expand...
Smells opportunity.


#211

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
smells socks, lots of dirty socks


#212



Chronos[Ha-G]

Sparhawk said:
^
smells socks, lots of dirty socks
Click to expand...
Doesn't know how hard sock-mining has become in recent years.


#213



Shazam

Know a lot about sock-mining, apparently.


#214



edzepp

might be Shaquille O Neal with a fake moustache


#215

ThatGrinningIdiot!

ThatGrinningIdiot!

^ Is your normal, Zod fearing citizen.


#216



Batdan

^
Nemesis to the WhiteCrossCrusader


#217

ThatGrinningIdiot!

ThatGrinningIdiot!

^ Is not quite a Bat, nor a Dan. But a horrible sin against nature!


#218



Batdan

^
is a dirty feline-superhero hating person :waah:


#219



Shazam

needs catnip.


#220



Batdan

^
My new supplier? (my usual guy on the corner just got busted)


#221

Allen who is Quiet

Allen, who is Quiet

Has had a supplier proven to not exist by the Mythbusters


#222

Cat

Cat

Has a handy camera for screenshots of any controversy.


#223



Shazam

ninja'd me.
:ninja:


#224



Le Quack

SUCKS HELLA BALLS AND LIKES BASEBALL


#225

ThatGrinningIdiot!

ThatGrinningIdiot!

^
Caps lock is broken.


#226



RealBigNuke

^ Has a name longer than mine :Leyla:


#227

Allen who is Quiet

Allen, who is Quiet

Could feel caps lock is cruise control to cool


#228

ThatGrinningIdiot!

ThatGrinningIdiot!

^
Is patiently, quietly biding his time, for the moment when his dastardly plan comes into fruition, which means the annihlation of us all!


#229



RealBigNuke

^ HIT THE NAIL ON THE HEAD


#230

Cat

Cat

Will go off and kill us all if hit on the head


#231

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
would hit that nail


#232

Allen who is Quiet

Allen, who is Quiet

Would hit anyone that hit that nail


#233

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
would take pictures and post on /b/


#234



Batdan

^
raptor bait


#235



makare

is cuddly and fun.


#236



Shazam

This Jon Stewart has a vagina.


#237



Qonas

^ Is not hiding his true identity as Captain Marvel.


#238



Shazam

Thinks I'm Captain Marvel.


#239



Batdan

^
should watch for that right hook


#240



makare

is everywhere and nowhere :ninja:


#241

Hylian

Hylian

^ is everywhere


#242

Bubble181

Bubble181

^isn't aware of his own location.


#243



Qonas

^ Preternaturally aware of his location.


#244

Bubble181

Bubble181

^lost his eye in a hunting accident with Dick Cheney.


#245



Qonas

^ Got 'Dick Cheney' confused with 'Dean Stockwell'.


#246



Batdan

Wears a moustache at moments when he thinks he's cool, or wants to look like Burt Reynolds.


#247

Hylian

Hylian

^ cant grow a moustache


#248



Batdan

^
Should look in the "You in Real Life Picture" thread


#249

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ Should learn to hide his shame.


#250

Hylian

Hylian

Has much practice hiding her shame


#251

Bubble181

Bubble181

^is not quite clear on the genetic stuff involved in determining the usage of "his" and "her" in most cases.


#252



Qonas

^ Forgot 'it'.


#253



Batdan

^
Has no use for the letter U after Q, just like my RP character Qendrix.


#254

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
wonders about the effectiveness of Zest


#255

Cat

Cat

Could use some Zest.


#256



Batdan

^
Once ate a bar of Irish Spring thinking it was a large Lucky Charms marshmallow.


#257



Shazam

Is a by-product of radioactive waste.


#258



Batdan

^
Should have listened to mother before your face froze like that.


#259



Shazam

Is going to be the crazy cat lady when they grow up.


#260



jaythen

^
shaved the kitty


#261



Batdan

^
Fuzzy Juggernaut


#262

Cat

Cat

Should try eating Zest, it's surprisingly good.


#263



jaythen

^brings home live bacon


#264



Batdan

^
Found the Crimson Hairball of Cyttorak


#265



Shazam

Is a High Priest in Catianity.


#266



jaythen

^
never saw it coming


#267



Shazam

Likes playing Uno.


#268



Batdan

^
Fears a rematch with Li'l Mac.


#269



jaythen

^
likes to single things out


#270



Shazam

Forgets to scrub behind the ears.


#271



jaythen

^
got licked by a Brazilian goat


#272



Batdan

^
Product of a mating dwarf and Bigfoot


#273



Shazam

product of Bigfoot and YOUR MOM


#274



jaythen

^
made in Sri Lanka


#275

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
likes Charles Christopher


#276



Shazam

knows someone named Charles Christopher.


#277



jaythen

^
longs for charelstonchew


#278



Batdan

^
Wants the Indiana Hoosiers to buy the Sugar Daddy factory so they can make Hoosier Daddies


#279



jaythen

^
likes to call out who's your daddy


#280

Cat

Cat

should have been eaten last week


#281



Batdan

^
sleeps with a night light... a 100,000 watt nightlight


#282



jaythen

^
slept through lunch


#283



Shazam

Watches Batdan intently.


#284



jaythen

^
puts the lotion in the basket


#285

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

likes him some Pacman


#286



Batdan

^
Is the masked bandit who stole my pic-a-nic basket.


#287

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
is wrong, I saw BooBoo do it though, Yogi was paying him per basket too


#288

Cat

Cat

is a fuckin rat


#289



Batdan

^
Knows Sparhawk is a fuckin' rat from first hand experience


#290

Hylian

Hylian

^ Will be declawed by court order if he scratches one more police officer


#291

Bubble181

Bubble181

^will not be Freaky much longer, in this absolutely normal and calming forum.


#292



Batdan

^
Ate the real Mickey Mouse.


Why else do you think they have "actors" all over the park instead of the real thing.


#293

sixpackshaker

sixpackshaker

^inflates post count here.


#294

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ never posts here for fear of being considered a spamwhore.


#295

Cat

Cat

Would like to be a spamwhore.


#296

Bubble181

Bubble181

^is a whore and only gets spam to eat in return.


#297

Hylian

Hylian

^ Loves to eat spam


#298

Bubble181

Bubble181

^has a regular breakfast of spam, spam, bacon, spam, spam and spam, hold the bacon.


#299

Hylian

Hylian

^ dares to insinuate that I don’t get bacon with it


#300

Bubble181

Bubble181

^likes himself some bacon, but not in the early morning hours, when he could be eating spam instead.


#301



Batdan

^
is actually transmogrified Calvin


#302

Cat

Cat

is Hobbes?


#303

Hylian

Hylian

^ is actually a transmogrified Hobbes


*darn ninjas *


#304

Cat

Cat

foiled by my quick posting


#305

Bubble181

Bubble181

^is a transmogrified ninja


#306

Cat

Cat

Must be a transmogrified detective.


#307

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ has revealed my innate abilities, thus, must die.


#308

Hylian

Hylian

^ doesnt give a hoot what anyone says.


#309

Cat

Cat

Will join my
posts to hunt the owl.


#310



Batdan

^
The ghost of Christmas OMG!!!


#311

Hylian

Hylian

^ dislikes it when people post the free cat pic


#312



Batdan

^
Just realized FreeCat was my dear cousin Frank.


#313

Hylian

Hylian

^ probably doesnt want to hear that his cousin Frank tasted like chicken


#314

bigcountry23

bigcountry23

Has the most active avitar/signature EVER!


#315



Batdan

^
gets angry when I play his helmet like a steel drum


#316

Bubble181

Bubble181

^gets angry when someone proclaims owls > cats.


#317

Cat

Cat

Is living a lie.


#318

Bubble181

Bubble181

Is living with lice.


#319

Cat

Cat

Is alone and jealous.


#320

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
hates it when people start talking about making catgut strings for instruments


#321

Cat

Cat

Hates that raccoons are useless


#322

Hylian

Hylian

^ only had enough money for one cigarette


#323



Batdan

^
Floyd the Barber cuts his hair


#324

Kovac

Kovac

Only has one leg


#325



Batdan

^
Has a peg head due to dangerous shark encounter.


#326

Hylian

Hylian

^ hired the shark


#327



Batdan

^
Damn police informant

*note to self rehire the shark*


#328



The Mike

Has a thing for catnip


#329



Batdan

^
Narc


#330

Hylian

Hylian

^ Probably wishes he hadn’t said that in front of his parole officer


#331



The Mike

Is also my client so chill


#332



Batdan

^
Not just the president of the Fur Club for Cats


#333

Hylian

Hylian

^ is wearing a fur coat


#334



Batdan

^
Dares to call me "Mr. Bigglesworth" behind my back.

Don't think I didn't hear you. I predict that soon you may need a bigger boat.


#335



The Mike

Can see the future


#336

bigcountry23

bigcountry23

Can't remember the past. :falldown:


#337

Hylian

Hylian

^ has no past


#338



The Mike

Could use some Advil


#339



Qonas

^ Is pretty pompous, thinking he's the only Mike. :humph:


#340



Batdan

^
Lost his eye in a stampede at Wal-Mart.


#341

Hylian

Hylian

^ found the eye


#342



The Mike

^Looks suspicious


#343



Qonas

^Looks........like a pear??


#344

Hylian

Hylian

^ looks like Uranus


#345



Qonas

^Steals jokes from Tony Kornheiser


#346



The Mike

^Wishes he was a Mike


#347



Batdan

^
tosses the fruit salad


#348

Hylian

Hylian

tosses catnip into the salad


#349



Philosopher B.

^ Takes a dump in the salad.


#350



The Mike

Eats the salad


#351

drawn_inward

drawn_inward

^ hasn't experienced the salad days


#352

Bubble181

Bubble181

^eats the dish


#353

Hylian

Hylian

^ is the salad


#354



Batdan

^
laughs like a schoolgirl when called Free Kazoo


#355



The Mike

Enjoys calling people names


#356



Batdan

^
found out why I post here :teeth:


#357

Bubble181

Bubble181

^has not yet discovered my reason for frequenting this place.


#358



Philosopher B.

^ Likes jizz talk.


#359



The Mike

Provides the jizz


#360

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ can only provide the talk


#361



The Mike

^Forgets Cats eat birds


#362

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ forgets that owls are the cats of the air.....And can FLY.


#363



Philosopher B.

^ Eats icky mice.


#364

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ thinks icky thoughts


#365



The Mike

Has Icky fillings :twisted: , I mean feelings :paranoid:


#366



Batdan

^
Was a Hostess Twinkie in a past life.


#367

Bubble181

Bubble181

Realizes this thread can be summarized thus:


#368



Batdan

^
should have used <--


#369

Bubble181

Bubble181



#370

Hylian

Hylian

^ :moon:


#371



Philosopher B.

^ Waves his butt at spam. May also possibly fart in people's general direction.


#372

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ can be forgiven for laughing with jezus, but not for taunting Batdan.


#373

Hylian

Hylian

^ cant be forgiven for killing 180 bubbles to get here


#374

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ can't be forgiven for hitting Freakazoid over the head with mallets so often.


#375



Philosopher B.

^ Can't be forgiven for his mice-centric diet. Unless he ate Mickey. Then we're cool.


#376

Bubble181

Bubble181

^doesn't realise I also ate Jerry.


#377

Hylian

Hylian

^ also ate Speedy Gonzales


#378



The Mike

His avatar makes me dizzy


#379

Bubble181

Bubble181

^^realizes I'm a bloody fast owl.

^ tried to ninja me, and succeeded. Indeed, is, in fact, not a Mike, but a :ninja:


#380

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
masturbates


#381

Bubble181

Bubble181

^doesn't even realise how often I do, and would probably be quite surprised.


#382



Philosopher B.

^ Apparently thoroughly enjoys boxing the one-eyed champ.


#383

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ has been placing bets, and winning every time so far, because he supports me.


#384



The Mike

Needs help not support


#385

Bubble181

Bubble181

^has me all figuredo ut.


#386

drawn_inward

drawn_inward

^ hisspa cing mess eswit hmy he ad.


#387



The Mike

^talks a strange language


#388

Hylian

Hylian

^ needs a universal translator


#389



Philosopher B.

^ Knows of the awesomeness of inserting a Babel Fish in one's ear.


#390

drawn_inward

drawn_inward

^ inserts strange alien fish into his orifices


#391



Philosopher B.

^ Isn't hip to the fetish ... I mean, practice!


#392



The Mike

Thinks his fetish is cool


#393



Philosopher B.

^ Has plenty of his own vices (cat nip, anyone?).


#394



The Mike

Knows how to tempt me


#395



Aisaku

^ ready to jump to your neck anytime


#396



The Mike

Knows how my catnip rage works


#397

Hylian

Hylian

^ claims to have rage


#398



Batdan

^
Secretly wishes that one of these days Norm Abram will build a working 17th century guillotine on next episode of The New Yankee Workshop.


#399

Bubble181

Bubble181

^secretly wishes the crazy catlady across the street would put out.


#400



Scarlet Varlet

^ Had some good pussy there.


#401

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ had some good owl in that hot dog just yesterday.


#402



Scarlet Varlet

^ Wrapped a sausage in bacon, which was wrapped in cheese and beer-batter fried. Then stared at it until his heart began to miss beats. Then fed it to his best enemy.


#403

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ realizes I am, in fact, my best enemy. Yummy.


#404

Andi

Drachenherz

^ If I'm not mistaken, has an underage booby in his avatar...


#405

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ is mistaken. An underage boobie looks like this:


#406

Andi

Drachenherz

^ likes to post pics of a boobie. (well, actually, who doesn't?)


#407

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ prefers posting pictures of two boobies.

< does too.

< wishes for the NSFW board back


#408



The Mike

Can’t control his needs for boobies


#409

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ has me all figured out.


#410



The Mike

Repeats previous statements.


#411

Andi

Drachenherz

^ his avatar looks like it's planning to overtake mankind.


#412

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ may still have it as his title, but WILL NOT ESCAPE.


#413

Andi

Drachenherz

^ is right. Period.


#414

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ has finally realised a great truth people keep denying.


#415



The Mike

^Is preparing for the Cat Domination


#416

Andi

Drachenherz

^ frightens me. (Cat-allergic)


#417



The Mike

^Shall feel no fear, the Cat will be merciful


#418

Andi

Drachenherz

^ is a slave to his cat.


#419

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ is a slave to desire.


#420



The Mike

^Knows not of the power of Cat


#421

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ knows not the power of the mind.


#422

Andi

Drachenherz

^ may have heard of the powers of the mind. But what good does this knowledge if there is no mind to be used? :twisted:


#423

Bubble181

Bubble181

^knows mindpowers, like judo, are where you use the opponent's strength against him.


#424



The Mike

^Knows how to win an argument

(good one)


#425

Bubble181

Bubble181

Thank you :)

^ Knows that owls and cats must stand together to fight the evil hordes of the octopi.


#426



The Mike

^Sounds like he is proposing an alliance


#427

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ has correctly assessed my request.


#428



The Mike

Just got himself a partner


#429



Philosopher B.

^ Is one of us.

< Never sleeps, apparently. :eek:


#430



makare

is not looking for a date.


#431



The Mike

Made a joke I didn't understand

edit.- now I do hehe


#432



DougTheHead

^Is inflating his post count by playing forum games.


#433

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ is deflating his post count by only speaking when he has something to say.


#434



Scarlet Varlet

^ Accounts for 23% of Belgian internet bandwidth usage. Even pr0n sites are in awe.


#435

Bubble181

Bubble181

^has forgotten about that one site - you know which one I mean - the one all those sick american guys go to when regular girls don't do it for them anymore.


#436



Scarlet Varlet

^ Hosts that site on his iPhone.


#437

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ Doesn't know me at all well. I don't have an iPhone. I have a cellphone that can call, send and receive messages, and that's it. My home computer, on the other hand....


#438



Shazam

Thinks I'm stupid. :waah:


#439



Scarlet Varlet

^ Is only marginally more intelligent than the average pear.


#440



Shazam

Needs to hide that picture of me NAOW.


#441

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ has been outed as a pear that can bite back. Has made me afraid.


#442



Shazam

Should be afraid. Very, very afraid.


#443

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ is overconfident in his own abilities; doesn't realise that one day, when I grow up, I'll be a BIG bird and can eat all the pears I want. Neh.


#444



Scarlet Varlet

^ Is a big head.


#445

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ doesn't know I'm responsible for :google:


#446

Andi

Drachenherz

^ is with stupid... (ouch? for the lulz!) :Leyla:


#447



Batdan

^
Saw me
Felt me
Touched me
Healed me

And now I'm filing a sexual harassment lawsuit.


#448

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
doesn't like inappropriate touching, appropriately


#449



Batdan

^
Thinks his tattooed domino mask keeps his identity a secret.


#450

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
knows that the mask works, since he still doesn't know that I'm really Ed Bagley, Jr.


oops.


#451



The Mike

Unmasked himself


#452





^Looks amazingly like ZenMonkey.


#453



Batdan

^
Needs to clean the Cat's litterbox


#454



Philosopher B.

^ Needs to stop doing his business and get out of the box.


#455

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
needs to start doing his business in the box, not on the porch


#456



The Mike

Needs to spot observing peoples porches


#457

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
can understand that I would if I could, but I cannot due to circumstances beyond my control


#458



The Mike

Can’t control himself


#459

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
cannot control own gaseous emissions, and cat farts really stink


#460



The Mike

Knows about bad gas


#461

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
doesn't know that I own a Pug, and they are the kings of "silent but deadly" in the gas attack department


#462



The Mike

Knows I've smelled the after tuna Cat fart and yet tries to teach me about bad gas


#463



Rubicon

likes cats


#464



The Mike

^Points the obvious

< HAHA Never Sleeps Status


#465



Philosopher B.

^ Is now nearly as big a loser and time-waster as me. :thumbsup: :teeth: :thumbsup:


#466



The Mike

Makes me feel better


#467



edzepp

Makes me feel well adjusted and sane.


#468

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
is deliberately telling an untruth, posts here, therefore invalidates any claims of sanity

:aaahhh:


#469



edzepp

one day hopes to run the asylum. Edrondol dies at noon tomorrow.


#470



Batdan

^
Tries to be the forum's hitman but fails when we realize he has a laser pointer, but no weapon to attach it to.


#471

Hylian

Hylian

^ is chasing the laser pointer


#472



Scarlet Varlet

^ Manipulates the laser pointer


#473



Batdan

^
Plots ways to put the :quote: laser :quote: on the moon


#474



Scarlet Varlet

^ Is eternally grateful to Sir Isaac Newton, for invention of the cat flap door.


#475

Hylian

Hylian

has glasses that magically stick to his face despite his lack of a nose


#476



Scarlet Varlet

^ Will be enormously jealous of my Mario Mushroom filled with sweet, sweet candy.

http://www.fractalspin.com/x/product.php?productid=239


#477



Dunny

Wants to make us all jealous.


#478



Scarlet Varlet

^ Likes to go swimmin' with bow-legged women
And swim between their legs.


#479

Hylian

Hylian

^ needs to lay off the paint chips


#480



Batdan

^
eats barbecue flavored paint chips


#481

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ eats naturel taste paint chips. Silly cat.


#482

Hylian

Hylian

^ eats bird seed flavored paint chips


#483



Batdan

^
bought said paint chips from the ACME catalog


#484

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ tried, but failed, to catch the road runner.


#485

drawn_inward

drawn_inward

^ tried, but failed to catch a cold


#486

Hylian

Hylian

^ father is a cold


#487

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ mother is the new hotness.


#488

drawn_inward

drawn_inward

^ is setting himself up for a permaban! (talkin' about hylian's mom - shame on you!) :teeth:


#489

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ thinks Hylian's mom is Edrondol, while they actually only share cup sizes. (both of them).


#490



The Mike

Knows moms are not to be involved on forum games


#491

Hylian

Hylian

^ Always wonders if that is his dad in the free cat pic


#492



Batdan

^
Sired by Mr. Bigglesworth

I stand by my post.


#493

Bubble181

Bubble181

^stands by his man.


#494



Batdan

^
stands by his "what he thinks is a woman"


#495



The Mike

Knows were his standing


#496

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ knows how not to finish a sen


#497



The Mike

Has trouble finishing sen


#498

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ acts as if he's seen Candlejack, which is a lie, because we all kn


#499



The Mike

Saw candlejack and didn't live to tell the story


#500

Bubble181

Bubble181

^*gasp* managed to end a sentence after saying Candlejack! Amazi


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