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#1



Scarlet Varlet

<- Is in WAAAAY before the Lock.


#2





^ Is very fast at starting the new thread.


#3



Scarlet Varlet

^ Is quite observant.


#4

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ was spamming the previous thread, together these two guys have more posts than me.

Certainly in the previous thread.

Bastards.


#5

Azurephoenix

Azurephoenix

^

Has significantly more posts than I will ever have.


#6

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ has significantly more posts than I had...on my first day :-P


#7

sixpackshaker

sixpackshaker

^Keeps post inflating forums alive.


#8

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ keeps shaking his sixpack and laughing at us poor guys with a beer belly :-(


#9

Hylian

Hylian

^ should spend less time drinking beer and posting


#10

Azurephoenix

Azurephoenix

^

Is guilty of the posting thing too.


#11

Hylian

Hylian

^ is guilty of not posting here enough


#12

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ is guilty of life, the universe, and everything.


#13

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Has Adams'ed this thread.


#14



Qonas

^ Has Finn'ished this thread


#15

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ Made this thread Palin comparison. (it's a bit far-fetched, I admit)


#16



Qonas

^ Burst this thread's Bubble


#17

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

^
^
Almost made me jump. Then I realized he was talking about Michael.

Damn you, Sarah! You must be purged from my memory!

^
Is like Q: suddenly appearing and snarky.


#18

Hylian

Hylian

^ is like Wesley Crusher annoying


#19



Qonas

^ Is not 'Wil Wheaton cool'


#20

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Is like [a famous person]: [insert snarkiness here]


#21

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ didn't get that I WAS referring to Sarah. Qonas is one of t hem filthy reublicuhhhns. ;)


#22



Qonas

^ Forgot to also say "dirty", "cheap", "inhuman", and "dispassionate"


#23

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ realised I was being kind, as one is to a dog or another being of lesser intelligence ;-)


#24



Qonas

^ But forgot the doggie treat :waah:


#25

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Breaks down in tears over canine edibles.


#26

Hylian

Hylian

^ has a bags full of dog treat to give away for Halloween


#27

Cat

Cat

Is disappointed that it isn't Halloween.


#28

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Is happiest when somebody rubs his belly.


#29

Hylian

Hylian

^ has a restraining order on him from 12 strangers cause he rubbed there bellies without consent


#30

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Is being extra testy today.


#31



The Mike

Is back for more


#32

Hylian

Hylian

^ helped kill the last thread off


#33



The Mike

Was right by my side


#34

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Has a mallet-happy blue guy for a right-hand man.


#35



Pojodan

^
is happy to have gotten in on the ground floor (first page) of this new venture into insanity.


#36

Hylian

Hylian

^ is all ready insane


#37

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
drives others to insanity, in a nice shiny new car


#38



Pojodan

^
pushes people to insanity in his nice, 'borrowed' walmart shopping cart


#39

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
it's not "borrowed," I bought it... at Target... from a nice man standing to the side of the store


#40



The Mike

Pushes people off a cliff


#41

Hylian

Hylian

^ eats the dead corpses


#42

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
arranges dead corpses in amusing poses, takes pictures, and posts them on message board threads


#43



The Mike

Is simply disgusting


#44

Hylian

Hylian

^ is working on a virus to infect the other puppets around him letting him be there master!


#45

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
is forcing me to keep from posting in grammar nazi mode


#46



Scarlet Varlet

^ Has invoked Godwin.


#47

Hylian

Hylian

^ has invoked Hitler to come and kill us all


#48



The Mike

Should be able to handle Hittler


#49



Scarlet Varlet

^ Plotting to take an office in Illinois, now that Blago is given the sack.


#50



The Mike

Made a joke I didn't get


#51

Hylian

Hylian

^ doesn't get many jokes


#52



The Mike

Is not as funny as he thinks :humph:


#53



Pojodan

^
is funnier than we were lead to beleive.


#54



Scarlet Varlet

^ Tells it like it is.


#55

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
tells it like he wishes it were


#56

Hylian

Hylian

^ wishes he had as high of a post count as Bubble181


#57



The Mike

^ REALLY wishes he had as high of a post count as Bubble181


#58



Pojodan

^
doesn't give a damn; thinks he's still more important than God.


#59



The Mike

Is totally right


#60



Scarlet Varlet

^ Enjoys playing God with his patients.


#61

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
enjoys playing doctor with the neighborhood girl-things


#62



Scarlet Varlet

^ Can take that to the bank. :unibrow:


#63



edzepp

laughs all the way to the bank.


#64



Scarlet Varlet

^ Cries while leaving the bank. there there.


#65



Pojodan

^
makes money off making babies cry.


#66

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
wastes his days doing things that don't matter


#67



edzepp

is one to talk.


#68



Scarlet Varlet

^ Caresses the ENTER key and fondles the mouse buttons. You really do not know what he wants to do with the space bar.


#69



edzepp

^ wants to see what I'd do with my force feedback joystick.

:unibrow:


#70



Scarlet Varlet

^ Is a sick SICK SICK little monkey!


#71



Pojodan

^
is an even sicker red penis man


#72

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Is one to talk :D


#73



Pojodan

^
is a downright filthy hairy penis man


#74

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Is stalking the wrong apartment. I keep my genitalia hairy, yes, but they are clean.


#75

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
:shock: gives us more info than I really needed to know


#76



edzepp

should be more concerned that North stalks his stalkers.


#77

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
should be concerned that NR may decide that he needs a new fur robe


#78



Shazam

likes spouting 5-year-old memes.


#79

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Likes beef. Therefore is okay in my books.

Also: If you talk about my penis, don't scream in agony if I answer about my penis. :twisted:


#80

Hylian

Hylian

^ Always seems to drag this thread into the gutter


#81



Qonas

^ Always seems to drag this thread into the Dark World at Ganon's bidding


#82

Hylian

Hylian

^ shall be trapped in the Sacred Realm for that remark.

(dont think I wont do it! I have the 7 sages on my side!)


#83



Qonas

^ Had the Sages on his side until they were :quote: accidentally :quote: trapped in crystal


#84



The Mike

Traps people in crystals


#85



Qonas

^ Makes unfair assumptions about people and their ability/want to :quote: trap :quote: people in crystal


#86

Hylian

Hylian

^ He stupidly used the Triforce to wish they were trapped in crystal


#87

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Has used the most of his ill gotten gains.


#88



Qonas

^ Needs to drink better beer. :p


#89

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Says I need to drink better beer but hasn't offered any suggestions :Leyla:


#90



Qonas

^ Needs to check the 'Fuck You Friday' thread more often :p


#91



The Mike

Wants to fuck with Friday


#92

Wahad

Wahad

^Is Friday's friend and this encourages people not to fuck with Friday or Mike will punch you in the face. :pthhp:


#93



The Mike

Is lucky he's not an emo kid :ninja:


#94



Qonas

^ Is the new boogeyman for emo kids worldwide


#95

Hylian

Hylian

^ saw his brother kidnapped by CandleJack a few years ag...


#96

M

Meraede

^ Is way too familiar with CandleJack for his own good.

Oh bugg...


#97

Hylian

Hylian

^ Tried pretending she said Apple Jacks instead of Candle Jack but Candle Jack didn...


#98

M

Meraede

^ Doesn't yet realize that I am a "she", not a "he".


#99

Hylian

Hylian

^

Apparently she cant read cause I obviously wrote she not he :ninja:


#100

M

Meraede

^ Can pretend all he wants but I know he edited his post.


#101

Hylian

Hylian

^ is talking crazy talk


#102

M

Meraede

^ Will now be shot for realizing that I've escaped from Arkham.


#103

Hylian

Hylian

^ doesnt yet realize that only the insane post here. So she is among friends.


#104

M

Meraede

^ Obviously fits in well amongst the insane.

(Whoo hoo! I have friends!)


#105

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Is a fellow denizen of the Freeze-Your-Ass-Off zone.


#106

Baerdog

Baerdog

^ Wants to know more about the joystick.


#107

Hylian

Hylian

^ needs to spend more time posting


#108



LordRavage

^needs to spend less time posting ;)


#109

Hylian

Hylian

^ should stop telling me what to do :humph:


#110



The Mike

Says this everytime


#111



Pojodan

^
is about to have sexy time


#112

Baerdog

Baerdog

^ Is getting ready to watch.


#113



The Mike

Has a freaky avatar


#114

Baerdog

Baerdog

^ Has a Muppet fetish.


#115



Pojodan

^
likes it from behind


#116

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
likes to be on top...





















of the float in the pool

what?


#117

Baerdog

Baerdog

^ Is always the one to interrupt it with his cold, wet nose.


#118

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
obviously likes pussy


























cats


#119



Pojodan

^
dreams of banana cream pies


#120

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
has been hit in the face with his fair share of Banana Cream Pies


#121



edzepp

should know that the last Banana cream pie I threw at him... yeah, that wasn't Banana cream in there. :Leyla:


#122



Scarlet Varlet

^ Was hooked up to an automatic milking machine. :Leyla:


#123

Baerdog

Baerdog

^ Likes to be milked.


#124



edzepp

has Scarlet's man-milk with his cereal.

Man, I'm grossing myself out today.


#125

Hylian

Hylian

^ gets easily grossed out


#126

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Gets grossed out easier then the above poster


#127

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
thinks that he can't be grossed out


#128

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Knows that I have a strong constitution :batman:


#129



Pojodan

^
likely has a weak bill of rights


#130

Baerdog

Baerdog

^ Thinks he's good at political puns.


#131



edzepp

didn't get a senate seat in the InfiniteShadow government.


#132

Wahad

Wahad

^bought his seat in said government.


#133

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Resists the IS government from his backwoods compound.


#134

Wahad

Wahad

^somehow got out of the sauna-prison near my backwoods compound


#135

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Had provided Swedish edibles and drinks at his sauna prison. The Fenno-Ugric rage could not be contained.


#136

Wahad

Wahad

^ought to eat his prison food like a man.


#137

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Should know better.


#138

Wahad

Wahad

^should just have listened to the rules seeing as how he was in prison.


#139

Bubble181

Bubble181

^dropped the soap one time too many.


#140

Bumble the Boy Wonder

Bumble the Boy Wonder

^ Dropped the soap the perfect amount of times


#141

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
is always waiting near the showers for someone to drop their soap


#142

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Has a cold nose, or so people tell.


#143

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
lives in a place so cold that everyone has a cold nose, and shrinkage


#144



edzepp

is practically microscopic. Is anything down there?


#145

Cajungal

Cajungal

Projects his ...issues onto others.


#146

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Has walked into a ruler salesman's dream come true.


#147

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
sells rulers, at a discount


#148

Baerdog

Baerdog

^ Was right behind them when they dropped the soap.


#149

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Is applying a blunt object with great kinetic force onto a tamed equine that has experienced exitus.


#150

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
used lots of words to say "beating a dead horse"


#151



Pojodan

^
uses a lot of arm muscles to beat a dead horse.


#152

Wahad

Wahad

^uses a stick. A very pointy one.


#153

Hylian

Hylian

^ cheats by using a spear


#154



Pojodan

^
prefers wooden mallets.


#155



Scarlet Varlet

^ Beats his head with his fists, the traditional way.


#156

Hylian

Hylian

Hurt his hands last time he hit his head thanks to his horns


#157

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Uses corporal punishment, usually administered upon the behind, to his simian.


#158



Scarlet Varlet

Wears a helm to protect him from falling coconuts, comets and hippos.


#159

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Wears protective goggles, because, y'know, when you try to stitch together pieces from various corpses, they tend to squirt out stuff.


#160

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Knows that coconuts migrate


#161



Scarlet Varlet

^ Has witnessed two swallows carrying one.


#162

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Knows its only a model


#163



Pojodan

^
believes.


#164



Scarlet Varlet

^ Hasn't got shit on him.


#165

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Has only a scratch and not mortally wounded.


#166

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Seeks a woman with large... tracts of land.


#167



Scarlet Varlet

^ Was turned into a newt ... but got better.


#168

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Weighs more than a duck.


#169



Scarlet Varlet

^ Attempts to float very small rocks.


#170

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Has vicious teeth.


#171



Scarlet Varlet

^ Asks Brother Maynard for the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch


#172

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Ate his bard.


#173



Scarlet Varlet

^ Did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu--


#174

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Skipped ahead.


#175



Scarlet Varlet

^ Was in perilous peril.


#176

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Was taunted another time-eh.


#177



Scarlet Varlet

^ A Møøse once bit his sister .. No realli! She was Karving her initials øn the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law -an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink"


#178

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Was "saved" from Castle Anthrax.


#179



Scarlet Varlet

^ Was arrested while preparing to assult the Castle Aaargh.


#180

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Didn't answer the 3 questions in order to pass the Bridge of Death


#181

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Escaped the Black Beast of Aaargh because the animator suffered a fatal heart attack.


#182

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Knows theres dirty work afoot.


#183

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
is possibly named Tim


#184



Pojodan

^
never counted to 5


#185

Hylian

Hylian

^ can only count to 187,932,108,876,873,457,098,002,223,003,974 the idiot


#186

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
combo breaker... and we had such a good streak too


#187



Pojodan

^
is the one that ruined my concentration just before 187,932,108,876,873,457,098,002,223,003,975


#188

Hylian

Hylian

Makes to many excuses


#189

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

You're using coconuts!


#190



Pojodan

^
used the wrong syntax for this game


#191

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Is quick to point out a mistake :rcain:


#192

Hylian

Hylian

^ makes many mistakes


#193

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Knows that sometimes to learn one must make some mistakes.


#194

Hylian

Hylian

^ must know everything by now


#195

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
knows stuff, but won't share what he knows


#196



Pojodan

^
knows not to upset the monkeys.


#197



edzepp

got sat on by an orangutan. Is now in traction.


#198

Hylian

Hylian

^ trained said orangutan


#199

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
tried to date the orangutan, she said no with a slap the face


#200

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Knows what hard love is


#201

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
is not only a member, but the President of the Hard Love Club


#202

Hylian

Hylian

^ is a lifetime member


#203



Scarlet Varlet

^ Went to Shepton Mallet, Hammersmith and Lillehammer for the holidays.


#204

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Likes him some cheese, nom nom.


#205

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Is Santa Cheese Clause


#206

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Is the fucking Batman, bitch.


#207

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Isn't the worlds richest billionare playboy :cool:


#208

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Is probably infertile from all the crotch-shots.


#209

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Should be afraid of me l33t skillz


#210

Hylian

Hylian

^ parents are dead


#211



edzepp

is the mugger who did them in.


#212



Scarlet Varlet

^ Is the Joker.


#213

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ is Robin.


#214

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
is the Riddler


#215

Wahad

Wahad

^is a dog.


#216

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ is going Dutch.


#217

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
is secretly Swiss


#218



Scarlet Varlet

^ Secretly was replaced by Folgers, nobody noticed.


#219

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
was replaced by a zombie, we all noticed, the zombie was much more fun at parties


#220



Scarlet Varlet

^ Has a chainsaw suit. :paranoid:


#221



edzepp

worries when Sparhawk goes to the same bathroom as him.


#222



Pojodan

^
didn't even see me coming that one time.


#223

Bubble181

Bubble181

^comes when going to the bathroom, and doesn't make a secret of it.


#224



edzepp

is all too aware of that fact. He installed the hidden camera.


#225

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Wasn't sure if he was supposed to bring the popcorn or the hand lotion.


#226



Qonas

^ Is always clear on this point before any clandestine bathroom trip


#227

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Hopefully isn't watching. For his sanity's sake.


#228

Hylian

Hylian

^ has already lost his sanity


#229

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Has a very well-tenderized cranium.


#230

Hylian

Hylian

^ wears a helmet to protect his sensitive cranium


#231

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Should follow suit.


#232

Wahad

Wahad

^doesn't wear protection down-under.


#233

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ doesn't need proteciton down-under


#234

Wahad

Wahad

^should wear it, it's quite dangerous out in the outback.


#235

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ knows what happened last time I got drunk and was taken out back by Burly Joe


#236

Cajungal

Cajungal

^^knows the danger of chain steakhouses and their flower-shaped onion appetizers

^ninja'd me, that crafty owl


#237

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Didn't learn his lesson after getting pummeled by a giant bee: stay away from flying things.


#238

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ called me crafty. Whoo! Compliments from a girl! :-P


#239

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Has been ninja'd.

Also, apparently doesn't get compliments from women very often.


#240

Cajungal

Cajungal

referred to me as "he", might also be crafty.


#241

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Mixes gender confusion with craftiness. Mr Bone is a he, but CG is a she...


#242

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ is posting before me (hah! Safe from ninja'd ness!)


#243

Cajungal

Cajungal

^has small mammal breath


#244

Wahad

Wahad

^has heart-breath, apparently.


#245

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ has weedbreath.


#246

Wahad

Wahad

^knows all too well.


#247

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Applied as an Oompa-Loompa, but failed in the dance recittal.


#248

Wahad

Wahad

^didn't let me in :(


#249



Philosopher B.

^ Has grand dreams that come crashing around him.


#250

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Floats a project.


#251

Wahad

Wahad

^floats on his hair


#252

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Tried to float with a tree trunk... but it was a crocodile.


#253

Azurephoenix

Azurephoenix

^

Can't float


#254



Philosopher B.

^ Doesn't float because floating doesn't float his boat.


#255

Azurephoenix

Azurephoenix

^

Should get back to manning the poop deck.


#256



Pojodan

^
poops on a man's deck all the time.


#257

Hylian

Hylian

^ poops on the grocery stores floor just for fun


#258

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ buys said poop because it's in the discount bin. It's cheap, you can't lose!


#259

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Knows that everything burns :aaahhh:


#260

Wahad

Wahad

^often runs around on fire


#261

Hylian

Hylian

^ often jumps in the fire


#262



Philosopher B.

^ Starts the fire.


#263

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Overcooked the steak again. Fool I wanted medium rare


#264



Philosopher B.

^ Is pushy and expects miracles.


#265

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ is a miracleworker, not a cook, dammit!


#266

Hylian

Hylian

^ is neither


#267

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Is lacking faith. I find your lack of faith disturbing.


#268

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ finds his own lack of getting jiggity more disturbing.


#269

Wahad

Wahad

^finds nothing disturbing, save the coming of the 182th bubble.


#270

Hylian

Hylian

^ is a disciple of Bubble182


#271

Wahad

Wahad

^knows too much, and will be silenced.


#272

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Knows less and therefore will be spared a mind wipe


#273

Hylian

Hylian

^ knows nothing due to to many mind wipes


#274

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ cannot be mind wiped due to absence of mind.


#275

Hylian

Hylian

^ stole my mind many eons ago!!


#276

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ is confusing me with Bubble17, the famous Mind WIpe Artist of the late -4th century.


#277



Pojodan

^
killed Bubble180


#278

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ doesn't know how Bubbles work.


#279

Hylian

Hylian

^ isnt quite clear on the subject either


#280

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ knows I skipped some Sex Ed lessons back at school, and because of that, still wonder about some of the finer points.


#281

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Jealously guards the secrets of the Bubble-kind... as well as the hidden tape of the three Charmed actresses getting liquored up and "experimenting".


#282

Wahad

Wahad

^supplied the tapes

Which makes me wonder, which three?


#283

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Would really like to know.


#284



Pojodan

^
knows he would, really


#285

Bubble181

Bubble181

^^ has me interested as well.
The original three would be my preference, but I don't mind that fourth sister, either.

^ came here at the speed of light due to being called forth by porn options


#286

Wahad

Wahad

^has joined me in my curiosity


#287

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Has curios.


#288

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ has caries.


#289

Wahad

Wahad

^has not-yet-cavities


#290

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Has Curies.

As in, Marie and Pierre. In pictures.


#291

Hylian

Hylian

^ blood is made out of chocolate sauce


#292

Wahad

Wahad

^blood contains a lot of wood traces.


#293

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ blood is made of tears. Of babies. He killed. And ate.


#294

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Wants the leftovers.


#295

Hylian

Hylian

^^ blood is made up of tears and soap so that when he dies Bubble182 shall be born


^ calls thirds


#296

Wahad

Wahad

^,^^,^^^ all want a piece of my delicious baby-tear-blood.


#297

Bubble181

Bubble181

^^ has never eaten a baby. Except in the form of an omelette.

^ tried to eat a ninja once, but failed.


#298



Pojodan

^^^^^^^^^^^^
posted awhile back with some witty comment that has since been forgotten

^
ate a pirate once, and didn't get paid


#299

Wahad

Wahad

^didn't know I subsequently ate a ninja-baby and succeeded.

Edit: fuck, ninjad.


#300

Hylian

Hylian

^ was :ninja:ed


#301



Pojodan

^
is rapidly wearing out their F5 key


#302

Hylian

Hylian

^ long ago broke said F5 key


#303



Pojodan

^
may soon be remaping their F6 key


#304

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Is an accomplished procrastinator.


#305

Hylian

Hylian

^ has posted 1010 times as of this post


#306

Wahad

Wahad

^is ahead of 1010


#307



Pojodan

^
thinks the rest of us are amateurs.


#308

Bubble181

Bubble181

^knows not the meaning of the word "procrastination". Thinks it's a bo scout wear for "procreation".


#309

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Procreates like hell.


#310

Wahad

Wahad

^procreates in the sauna only.


#311

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ masticates all the time.


#312



Pojodan

^
proof-reads like a madman


#313

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Is the fastest poster in the Southwest.


#314

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ reads proofs and proves a proficiency in profanity.


#315

Wahad

Wahad

^ought to stop the alliteration.


#316

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Is aghast of alliteration.


#317



Pojodan

^
illuminates the luminous literation of Limewire


#318

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ plainly plans put-ons to provide people who'll put out and don't mind being put upon.


#319

Wahad

Wahad

^walks the talk and talks the walk, but stalks no falcons.


#320

Hylian

Hylian

^ shall be eaten by a half delirious stranger that thought he was a jelly Bean


#321

Wahad

Wahad

^will be set on fire by a full-sane person.


#322

Hylian

Hylian

^ sadly knows that it will not be him


#323

Bubble181

Bubble181

^walks funnily ever since the operation.


#324



Pojodan

^
is happier since the operation.


#325

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ knows a broken wing ain't no laughing matter.


#326

Hylian

Hylian

^ knows that wasnt the operation that was being referenced to


#327

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Thinks of an operation where you take two bricks and...


#328



Pojodan

^
wakes up 10 years later to finally finish his sentance, finding himself in a strange wasteland with no other people around.


#329

Hylian

Hylian

^ is pushing the thread past the halfway mark of death


#330



Pojodan

^
can hardly wait for page 20 to roll around.


#331

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Is a believer in St Twentipageius, the patron saint of forum games.


#332

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ is St Twentipageitius come back to earth.


#333



Pojodan

^
sacrifices a goat daily to the patron saint of pointless forum commentary.


#334

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Is more of a Sunday believer.


#335

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ doesn't scrifice daily, but should. It's like brushing your teeth, man.


#336



Pojodan

^
brushes his teeth daily, the weirdo.


#337

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Throws the first stone.


#338

Bubble181

Bubble181

^^ had his teeth posted in the image thread (4th page, pretty far down).

^ got stoned.


#339

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Can, like, see between his fingers, man. Whoa...


#340

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ is soooo out of it, man. Liek, completely freaky funny, mate. Best friends! Grooovy!


#341

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
is like, staring at me, all the time, from over there, always


#342



Pojodan

^
won't miss me when I'm gone


#343

Bubble181

Bubble181

^will host the party celebrating my disappearance.


#344

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
has already planned the party for the disappearance of Pojodan, and sent invitations out


#345



Scarlet Varlet

^ Is plotting to seat himself as the New Pojodan.


#346



Pojodan

^
would worship him just the same.


#347

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
loves when his worshipers leave offerings at the computer altar


#348



edzepp

hates it when heathens defile his altar.


#349

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
hates when the fleas get uppity and start nipping in the night


#350

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Hates when fleas build up my metropolis on his hindquarters, thus forcing him to chew his own arse.


#351



Scarlet Varlet

^ Gives a chewing out by proxy.


#352



edzepp

chews bubble gum but is not man enough to kick ass.


#353

Hylian

Hylian

^ isnt even man enough for gum


#354

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Checks the trouser content of other people before giving them gum.


#355

Shannow

Shannow

Is, perhaps, a mod here.


#356

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
has a Caine fixation, and not the good kind


#357

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ has a dog fixation, and not the good kind.


#358

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
has this thing, for, you know, things, and really really likes things, you know


#359

Bubble181

Bubble181

^has discovered my, err, ways of enjoying...stuff, that may or may not, if you get my drift, have been meant to be...err...used or enjoyed...quite...like that.


#360



The Mike

Has strange ways


#361



Pojodan

^
has strange thoughts


#362



The Mike

Thinks puppets think


#363

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
knows what he knows


#364

Hylian

Hylian

^

knows not what he knows


#365



The Mike

Knows me


#366

Hylian

Hylian

^ knows himself


#367



The Mike

He´s fun


#368

Bubble181

Bubble181

^he isn't.


#369

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
has issues...



















of comics that I don't have


#370

Hylian

Hylian

^ has issues









with medical professionals


#371

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ had tissues....used them all.


#372



The Mike

Issued them all


#373

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ Is sued, tried, and thrown in jail.


#374



The Mike

I being silly, you can´t sue a puppet, I think... :paranoid:


#375

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ has never heard of the famous case of Grover vs. the US State department.


#376

Hylian

Hylian

^ is well studied up on absurd court cases


#377

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
was the one that suggested the government sue


#378



The Mike

Likes Susan


#379

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ likes frosties.


#380

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
summons Calleja


#381



The Mike

Knows he won't come


#382

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ knows he already came and left his signature mark.


#383



The Mike

Must do some cleaning


#384

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ likes the taste of freshly minted coins.


#385



The Mike

Want's some change


#386

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

knows change hurts


#387



Pojodan

^
has a dime lodged in the back of his skull.


#388



The Mike

Likes to dance


#389

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Can't do disco to save his life


#390



The Mike

Can do disco on roller blades


#391

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Can turn flaming bunnies into gold bars


#392

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
Can turn gold bars into money


#393



Pojodan

^
can turn money into beer


#394

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
can turn beer into piss... wait, beer is already piss... uhmm, can drink piss?


#395

Hylian

Hylian

^cant hold his piss


#396



edzepp

gets drunk on Ale of the dog.


#397

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ has some of the hair of the dog that bit him.


#398



edzepp

took out the dog for me. *slips Bubble 5 hundred dollars.*


#399

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ knows where to find me in case other problems pop up.

http://www.petprofessional.net/


#400

Hylian

Hylian

^ wandered the earth for many of years to find himself


#401

Azurephoenix

Azurephoenix

^

Almost made a Kung Fu reference... Shannow would be so proud...


#402

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Doesn't eat Kung Pow chicken in the fear of finding his long-lost cousin Ernie.


#403

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Doesn't care what kind of food he eats so long as his paunch is ful


#404



The Mike

eats worms


#405

Hylian

Hylian

Eats fried owls


#406

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Eats both but with skewered roadkill as a sidedish


#407

Baerdog

Baerdog

^ Makes a killer skewered roadkill.


#408

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
is still trying to get over his last dish of killer skewered roadkill


#409



The Mike

Will end up as roadkill


#410



Pojodan

^
keeps metal spikes attached to his bumper


#411

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ wants to eat me. Hasn't realized eating the bird is NOT quite the same as eating pussy.


#412

Hylian

Hylian

^ tastes like chicken


#413

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ tastes slightly salty, and apprently had asparagus for lunch yesterday.


#414



Pojodan

^
isn't worth consumption.


#415

Hylian

Hylian

^ is well worth eating if you remember to marinate him for at least 2 days before cooking. Also you have to remember to cook slowly and rotate him constantly.


#416



The Mike

Talks inside balloons


#417



Pojodan

^
lives in a giant bucket


#418

Hylian

Hylian

^ is mistaking him for Oscar who recently moved out of his Garbage can


#419



The Mike

Fixes confusions


#420

Bubble181

Bubble181

^^ makes jokes about the housing crisis, to avoid the hurt of having had to move out of his 5482-bedroom villa.

^ fired at Confucius.


#421



The Mike

Was fired by Confucius


#422

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ got fired up looking at Destiny's Child clips.


#423



The Mike

Should not make jokes, I almost got fired like 2 seconds ago


#424

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ Needs to post a full account of that in the Rant thread. Also, probably shouldn't be posting here from work if he was just almost but not quite fired :confused:


#425



The Mike

Shouldn't worry, the boss is gone


#426

Hylian

Hylian

Killed said boss


#427



Pojodan

^
is his own boss


#428



The Mike

Is the boss from level 5


#429

Hylian

Hylian

^ shall feast on his boss's lifeless corpse


#430



The Mike

Is getting too graphic

*chomp chomp*


#431

Hylian

Hylian

^ is getting pixelated..... OMG put some freaking clothes on you sicko!


#432



Pojodan

^
is currently nude with only a dirty napkin on his lap


#433



The Mike

Is taking pictures


#434

Bubble181

Bubble181

^^ has installed the no-pixelation mod on the Sims 2. Enjoys the game more than he should

^ is taking screenshots.


#435

Hylian

Hylian

^ is buying said screenshots


#436

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ is a brownnose.


#437



Pojodan

^
cleans his nose thuroughly every time.


#438



The Mike

cleans his ass every time


#439

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Has a rubber glove ready. Just in case.


#440

Hylian

Hylian

^ has a firehose nearby just incase


#441



The Mike

Has a mallet just in case


#442

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Moves with ninja speed.


#443

Hylian

Hylian

^ moves with the speed of a slug that has been soaking in salt water for the past hour


#444



The Mike

Wants to buy a bunny


#445

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Is unpredictable. And purple.


#446

Hylian

Hylian

^ is color blind


#447



Pojodan

^
is typing with his toes.


#448

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ is typing with both of his right thumbs.


#449



The Mike

Types with his claws


#450

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ has missed some other thread where it was ascertained that I used mental powers to manipulate the tubes directly.


#451

Hylian

Hylian

^ misplaced said tubes :devil:


#452

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ate said tubes. With a spoon.


#453



Pojodan

^
eats through a tube.


#454

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ was born with one red and one pink eye. On his chest.


#455



Pojodan

^
fails to understand the usefulness of this.


#456

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ has never noticed the eyes I have on the top of my feet. Now THOSE are useful.


#457



The Mike

wants to be useful


#458

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ wants to be loved.


#459



The Mike

Is totally right :waah:


#460



Pojodan

^
is loved by the eyes on the back of his neck.


#461

Bubble181

Bubble181

^^ is one of three people on my friends list - I love him!

^is not, currently, on my friends list :-P


#462



The Mike

Is also on my list


#463

Hylian

Hylian

Hired an assassin to kill me


#464

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ has a hitlist.


#465

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Knows the assasins are Mandalorians.


#466

Hylian

Hylian

Is a contract killer


#467

Bubble181

Bubble181

^has contracted a killer disease. Now to find a way to transfer AIDS to that bloody owl guy....


#468



Philosopher B.

^ Is looking at me sternly. :shock:


#469



Pojodan

^
saw it coming


#470

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Didn't see it coming because he spent too much time texting on his phone when stepping out onto oncoming traffic. *bam*


#471

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
missed the whole incident since he looked down to see who was texting him


#472

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Didn't see what that jolt was from inside of the bus due to surfing the web on his itouch.


#473

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
is wrong, didn't see the cause because of the damn fool playing his damn music so damn loud across from me


#474

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Gets annoyed with people blaring their music out loud. Should be more tolerant


#475



Cuyval Dar

is in the midst of chaos


#476

Hylian

Hylian

Is consumed by chaos


#477



Cuyval Dar

didn't notice my name change


#478



Pojodan

^
prefers cookies over moons


#479



edzepp

moons people at the cookie factory.


#480

Bubble181

Bubble181

^is quite a bit faster, as dogs go, than the other one in this thread.


#481

Hylian

Hylian

^ is the fastest bubble/owl in the forums


#482

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Knows bubbles can be brought down with a single pin


#483

Azurephoenix

Azurephoenix

^

Spelled single wrong


#484



The Mike

Is the spelling king


#485

Hylian

Hylian

^ is married to a speak and spell


#486

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

follows the yellow golden path


#487



JCM

Know a lot about urine porn


#488

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

made a revolting comment. now i'm going to be sick :puke:


#489

Hylian

Hylian

^ gets sick easily


#490

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Doesn't kow I just got done having lunch :eek:i:


#491



The Mike

Knows about the law


#492

Hylian

Hylian

^ knows puppets have no souls


#493

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Knows the lamest holiday of them all is coming up


#494



The Mike

Should know it's almost a year until Festivus


#495

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Doesn't care about what holiday it is unless he can just get drunk Wooooo :falldown: :aaahhh:


#496



JCM

knows a lot about holiday, and beer bottle porn


#497

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Seems to have a fetish for porn lately


#498



JCM

Knowsa lot about fetish porn


#499

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ has made plenty of fetish porn, but won't share.


#500

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Doesn't offend people as easiy as JCM sees to be doing with his blabbering of the word porn


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