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#1



Cuyval Dar

<--- is an inglourious basterd for starting another of these stupid threads.


#2



Cuyval Dar

^ Ruled the world


#3

Cat

Cat

Is my favorite SWGEMU Promoter.


#4

Hylian

Hylian

^ Isn't a cat


#5



Cuyval Dar

^ Didn't specify what cartoon character.


#6

Hylian

Hylian

^ often mistakes cookies for the moon


#7



Cuyval Dar

^didn't click on that sig.


#8

Hylian

Hylian

^ doesn't realize how bored I am (and yes I did click it)


#9



Cuyval Dar

^ is better,faster,stronger.


#10

Hylian

Hylian

^ is suckier,slower,weaker


#11

Shawn

Shawn

^
Isn't even worthy of ONE adjective.


#12



Cuyval Dar

^lives in a dungeon

\/ is a whore


#13

Shawn

Shawn

^
Was expecting someone who ISN'T me to post here.


#14



Cuyval Dar

^ is right
v is wrong


#15

Shawn

Shawn

^
Just wants me to stick a bug in his ear.


#16



Cuyval Dar

^upside down


#17



Cuyval Dar

^ knows how to give a compliment


#18



Cuyval Dar

^ is attracted to fish
v dude looks like a lady


#19

Andi

Drachenherz

^ should consider, that my post could be a trap.

< is no lady.

> who's this guy sitting next to me?


#20



Cuyval Dar

^ plays TF2


#21

Andi

Drachenherz

^ is wrong.

edit: < looks like this: http://www.wuyi-kungfu.ch/deutsch/images/stories/drachenherz.jpg (that should explain the tf2 avatar... ^^)


#22



Cuyval Dar

^ sue me


#23

Andi

Drachenherz

^ wants to be sued for shamelessly boosting his postcount.

< got ninja'd


#24



Cuyval Dar

^ isn't a lawyer


#25

Cat

Cat

^ may be a maritime lawyer


#26

Hylian

Hylian

^ tried to divide by zero


#27



edzepp

^had explosive diarrhea.


#28

Hylian

Hylian

^ did not survive the resulting implosion


#29

Cat

Cat

< was ninjad twice


#30

Hylian

Hylian

^ should stop living at age 42


#31



Cuyval Dar

^ in your toilet

< ninjad several times


#32

Hylian

Hylian

^ voted most likely to be eaten by a grue


#33

Andi

Drachenherz

^ hits his head. allways.


#34

Cat

Cat

^ could be healing him


#35



Cuyval Dar

^ enjoys better nate than lever


#36

Hylian

Hylian

^ is a trap


#37



Cuyval Dar

^ no shit
< ninja'd


#38



Cuyval Dar

^ yup
<inb4ninja'd


#39

Hylian

Hylian

^ will never tell where he buried the bodies.


#40

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
is still trying to find a new hairdo


#41

Hylian

Hylian

^ would kill for a Klondike bar


#42

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
has a lifetime supply of Klondike bars


#43

Hylian

Hylian

^ knows I killed someone for every single one of them


#44

Hylian

Hylian

^ was ninja'd


#45



Cuyval Dar

^ el nino'd


#46

Hylian

Hylian

^ knows that El Nino'd is Spanish for .. uh for.. uh ..The Nino'd!


#47

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ posted before, but under a different name


#48

Bubble181

Bubble181

^is not, in fact, a lurker. Is an ALT!


#49

Bubble181

Bubble181

^hasn't gotten the message yet: in contrast to many women I know, I'm *always* right, but nobody ever agrees with me. :-P


#50

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ is once more mistaken. His wife always wins the argument, that doesn't mean she's right. It's like war. The winner isn't the one who's right, just the one who's left.


#51

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ has faced the Bubbl3h
< is bubbly
v is cute.


#52

Shawn

Shawn

^
^
Lives in a land where the government likes to pretend bad stuff doesn't happen.

^
Lives somewhere else entirely.

< Is cute. Allegedly.


#53

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ is going to deliver a #64, #45, and #32 in 30 minutes or less to my door (sorry! :-P)
^^ should post in the picture thread :-P


#54

Bubble181

Bubble181

^is unaware of the reputation of the Chinese in Belgium :-P


#55

Bubble181

Bubble181

^has at least visited my country, I haven't visited his yet :-P


#56

Shawn

Shawn

^
Builds killer robots in his sleep. But usually they do more maiming than they do killing.


#57

Shawn

Shawn

^
Doesn't know boring til he's been to Idaho.


#58

Shawn

Shawn

^
Doesn't realize that Hell uses Idaho as a punishment for people who like excitement.


#59

Bubble181

Bubble181

^doesnt realize Flanders has a pop density of 435.
< lives in way too urbanized space
v doesn't want Bubble to visit Canada :-(


#60

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ thinks all unknown people on this board are actually female
< is not, last s/he checked :confused:

*checks*
Damn, still no boobies :-P


#61

Bubble181

Bubble181

^points out that my language was confusing
< apologizes
< lacks sleep
< will go sleep now

v gets to post after me, even though I'm still male :-P


#62

Bubble181

Bubble181

^is in an odd time zone
< is still awake at 9 am and should go to bed now :-P


#63

Shawn

Shawn

^
Shouldn't. Cause then there would only be 2 people posting on this thread.


#64

Bubble181

Bubble181

^is right
< is now staying up for news about a certain someone
v should wish me some luck, as I feel I need it very strongly right about now...Does she like me or not?! Gah! :-S


#65

Shawn

Shawn

^
Thinks that the Doctors will come out tonight and say M. Jackson is still alive.


#66

Shawn

Shawn

^
Hung out with me a lot when he was 5. When he turned 6 I wasn't interested anymore.


#67

ThatGrinningIdiot!

ThatGrinningIdiot!

^
Is a sad, strange little man.


#68

Bubble181

Bubble181

^is too late
< needs comfort food right now :p


#69

Hylian

Hylian

^ is technically made out of food


#70

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ would surprise me greatly if he was right.
< doesnt' have any comfort food. Will go for the alcohol instead. At 10 am? Why not.


#71

Bubble181

Bubble181

^is wrong in thinking a Belgian finds comfort in Guiness (though I do like Guiness :p). It's Struisse Rosse.


#72

Hylian

Hylian

^ knows his foods


#73

Shawn

Shawn

^
Knows how to dance


#74

Bubble181

Bubble181

^Knows how to jive, and well.


#75

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ha not yet realized my avatar is making a :Leyla: face


#76

Bubble181

Bubble181

^is closing in on 100 posts; soon, won't be able to escape anymore
< is contemplating turning part of his avatar into a smiley-sized face
v has the paint or photoshop skills to do this


#77

Shawn

Shawn

^
Is totally wrong.


#78

Bubble181

Bubble181

^is, in fact, upside down.


#79

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ is aboot to be locked in here forever :p
< is manbawing à volonté


#80

Bubble181

Bubble181

^is a song by Beyoncé

Btw, aren't I right? These threads aren't about postcount whoring, they're about talking and having fun!

v is a monkey-faced fish


#81

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ is a fish-bodied monkey!
< has a jurassic e-p, doesn't need postcount to prove it
v is not an alt at all. Just sayin'.


#82

tegid

tegid

^is actually Tegid's alt
<is JCM's alt
v couldn't kill an animal to eat it unless they were starving


#83

Shawn

Shawn

^
Ate a special brownie.


#84

Bubble181

Bubble181

^kissed a frog, but it didn't turn into a princess.


#85

tegid

tegid

^Has his lips kinda green and stinks. Also has a frog on his shoulder (that's how)


#86

Bubble181

Bubble181

^is Chinese
< isn't


#87

tegid

tegid

^is funny
<is too, ok? but doesn't show it


#88

Shawn

Shawn

^
Is fitted for his special "I'm here forever 'n ever" shirt.


#89

Dave

Dave

Is a product of post counts being shown.


#90

Shawn

Shawn

^
Would like to think that to simplify things. But the truth behind my love of threads like this is far more complicated.

Basically I just like to post random crap.


#91

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Has been assimilated.


#92

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Is a philosopher in his resistance.


#93

Shawn

Shawn

^
Thinks "philosopher" is an insult.


#94



Andromache

^ has never forgiven his parents for the horrible things they did to him.


#95

Shawn

Shawn

^
Is wrong.
They made it up to me last month by dying horribly in that fire I started.


#96

sixpackshaker

sixpackshaker

^Has a burning desire for success.


#97



Andromache

is going to die from a colon related disease.


#98

Hylian

Hylian

^ has a desire to burn successful people


#99



Andromache

hylian said:
^ has a desire to burn successful people
Click to expand...
is a man who truly knows me, and what I love. /swoon.


#100

Shawn

Shawn

^
Starts wars over things like "who took my cell phone?"


#101

Hylian

Hylian

^ took said cell phone


#102

rac3r_x

rac3r_x

^
^
^
As lovely as a summer day, yet cold as the darkest depths of Space.

But still, oddly, makes me feel as young as when the World was new.


#103



Cuyval Dar

^ has no soul


#104

rac3r_x

rac3r_x

^
Surprisingly perceptive.

In my defense I have used car parts filling the empty space in my hollow tin chest instead.


#105

Shawn

Shawn

^
Took those car parts from a hotwheel.


#106



Cuyval Dar

^ drives a hotwheel


#107

Bubble181

Bubble181

^drives a space ship


#108



Cuyval Dar

^ doesn't know Star Wars
< commands the entire Rebel Fleet


#109

Shawn

Shawn

^
Gets caught in a lot of traps.


#110

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ is discontinuous over time
< knows his Star Wars perfectly well, thank you :hmpf:


#111



Andromache

Shawnacy said:
^
Gets caught in a lot of traps.
Click to expand...
is about to get punched in the face with a plane for stealing someone's cell


#112

Bubble181

Bubble181

^has, happy occasion for all of us, returned to posting under this name


#113



Cuyval Dar

^ is a black,male pornstar
< kind of ninja'd


#114

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ is a Japanese female pornstar, specialising in tentacles and kuru-kuru


#115



edzepp

would pay in excess of 500,000 dollars to watch a live shoot of that.


#116

Bubble181

Bubble181

^would, too, if he had the money ot spare.


#117



Cuyval Dar

^has paid in excess of $500,000 for a live shot of it
< bank account says thx <<ninja'd


#118

Bubble181

Bubble181

^hasn't realized yet those are Zimbabwan Zimdollars, worth approximately nothing.


#119



Andromache

would look better dead.


#120

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ doesn't really like me; doesn't even take the time to insult me properly anymore. :(


#121



Andromache

is so right. would still look better dead.


#122



edzepp

* is so frightening I forgot my witty comment.


#123

Bubble181

Bubble181

^has his wits about him


#124



Andromache

would improve the planet by ceasing to live upon it.


#125



JCM

/\
Dude looks like a lady


#126



Cuyval Dar

^ lady looks like a dude


#127



edzepp

^No no no. JCM is clearly Jesus, except with more ladies.


#128



Cuyval Dar

^ doesn't have a gold square


#129

Hylian

Hylian

^ always tries wishing for more wishes


#130

Bubble181

Bubble181

^always tries hitting his head with a mallet.


#131

Hylian

Hylian

^ can't figure out how to work a hammer


#132



Pojodan

^
Hammers more in the morning than in the evening


#133



JCM

/\
Sausage lover


#134

Hylian

Hylian

^ is a level 30 poster


#135



JCM

/\
fought the law, and the law won


#136

Hylian

Hylian

^ is the law


#137



Cuyval Dar

^is level 49
< 1000 posts


#138

Hylian

Hylian

^ has 1002 posts


#139

Bubble181

Bubble181

^has nearly 5000 posts, but still has a long way to go before he's a frequent poster :-P


#140

Hylian

Hylian

^ dares to insult me :(


#141

Bubble181

Bubble181

^dares to be stupid


#142

Allen who is Quiet

Allen, who is Quiet

^only takes stupid dares


#143

Hylian

Hylian

^ only kills the stupid


#144

Bubble181

Bubble181

^only kills when Shego isn't around


#145



Cuyval Dar

^is about to be killed by shego


#146

Bubble181

Bubble181

^is already dead, just hasn't realised it yet


#147

Allen who is Quiet

Allen, who is Quiet

^Got hit in a pressure point that will cause ^ to die in 10 seconds


#148



Cuyval Dar

^ likes mary poppins


#149

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ likes Star wars

^^is kiddi *argh*

< is suffering from sleep dep and needs to do some more work before turning in


#150



Andromache

Allen said:
^Got hit in a pressure point that will cause ^ to die in 10 seconds
Click to expand...
is way too talkative for his Username


#151

Hylian

Hylian

^ knows Shego is hiding in the shadows always hiding.


#152



Cuyval Dar

^ninja'd


#153

Hylian

Hylian

^ failed at being a ninja in his younger days


#154



Cuyval Dar

^ failed life


#155

Hylian

Hylian

^ fails at everything he tries


#156



Greendog

^ must surely have one hell of a headache after hitting himself on the head with those hammers for so long...


#157

Hylian

Hylian

^ should know I spend a fortune on Aspirin


#158

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Is an ecologically-friendly canine.


#159

Hylian

Hylian

^ was ninja'd


#160

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Has caused himself severe head trauma with those mallets.


#161

Hylian

Hylian

^ has been arrested a dozen times for not wearing pants in public


#162

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Has a restraining order from St Whippagina's College for Wayward Girls.


#163

Hylian

Hylian

^ has a collection of restraining orders. He only needs 4 more to complete his hometown


#164

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Knows how hard it is to get a restraining order from Attractive Female Nymphomaniacs Anonymous.


#165

Hylian

Hylian

^ tried for two years to get that restraining order.


#166

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Got tired after six months. Gatorade, my man... Gatorade.


#167

Hylian

Hylian

^ has a superiority complex due to his being a mod


#168



Shazam

^ must have brain damage


#169

Hylian

Hylian

^ doesn't have a brain to worry about damaging.


#170

Bubble181

Bubble181

^doesn't deal any damage ith those mallets due to his lack of strength.


#171

Hylian

Hylian

^ knows my secrets and now must die


#172



Cuyval Dar

^ cant kill due to lack of strength


#173

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Once O.D.'ed on shrimp.


#174

Bubble181

Bubble181

^can't die due to lack of constitution.


#175

Bubble181

Bubble181

^would lose in a fight because of the owl poop in his eyes :D


#176

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

S*its in people's eyes.


#177

Hylian

Hylian

^ S*its in people's eyes.


#178

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Is about as original as a copying machine. But a lot less attractive.


#179

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ has been turned down by copy machines on several occasions. Should just stick to summonables, as even inanimate objects are out of his league =P


#180

Hylian

Hylian

^ carries a shotgun loaded full of Owl Sh*t


#181

Bubble181

Bubble181

^carreis a shotgun, filled with mallets and oysters.


#182



Cuyval Dar

^ Summon Larger Fish.


#183

Hylian

Hylian

^ knows that the straightest pat is through the dead bodies


#184



Cuyval Dar

^ fucks dead bodies


#185

Bubble181

Bubble181

^fucks Bothan spies, after they've gotten some information to him.


#186

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Is projectin'.


#187

Hylian

Hylian

^ married a pair of dead pants


#188

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ has nothing interesting to tell today.


#189



Cuyval Dar

fucks broiled trout


#190

Hylian

Hylian

^ cant stop saying the word Fu**


#191



Cuyval Dar

fucks the fucking fuckers


#192

Hylian

Hylian

^ would have soap poisoning if his mom heard him talk like that


#193

Hylian

Hylian

^ buys anything he sees on infomercials


#194



Cuyval Dar

cant stop the signal


#195

Hylian

Hylian

^ tried to sell the signal


#196



Cuyval Dar

bought the signal


#197

Hylian

Hylian

^ thinks he is the signal


#198



Cuyval Dar

took it up the arse from the signal


#199

Bubble181

Bubble181

^has a predisposiiton towards sex today


#200



Cuyval Dar

has one everyday


#201

Hylian

Hylian

^ tried to sell his mother her own first born son


#202

Bubble181

Bubble181

^got offered a discount


#203

Hylian

Hylian

^ outbid me at the last second


#204

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ got the left-overs


#205

Hylian

Hylian

^ is a silver blooded toad wart on society


#206



Cuyval Dar

worse than a belgian


#207

Bubble181

Bubble181

^worse than a Dutchman. A male one, of course.


#208

Allen who is Quiet

Allen, who is Quiet

^likes Belgian women with raspberry's and whipped cream


#209

Cat

Cat

^ is not operating at 100% activity


#210

Cat

Cat

^ is only an inferior level 9


#211



Cuyval Dar

is a lowly 19


#212

Cat

Cat

^ is a fish man that will never be accepted by the empire regardless of level


#213



Cuyval Dar

^ like the Empire,was crushed by this "fish man" with his ginormous fleet.


#214

Dave

Dave

^ Does not understand that post counts don't do crap for experience.


#215



Cuyval Dar

^ damned those dirty apes

<not posting for XP
EDIT: I made the thread, so I get XP for replying
Points for posts
How many points should be given for post made? x2 1,014
Points for replies to own threads
How many points should be given for replies to own threads? x0.3 155


#216

Thread Necromancer

Thread Necromancer

^ has decided to put way to much interest into the size of his post count


#217

Hylian

Hylian

^ punishes his liver every night


#218

Nile

Nile

^punishes his hammer every night.


#219



edzepp

^nails his (insert tasteless joke about his mama here)


#220

Shawn

Shawn

^
Imploded.
It was quite amazing.


#221

Shawn

Shawn

^
Thinks he's too good for implosion.


#222

Shawn

Shawn

^
Thinks black is the new....
Nah. He's only choosing black until something darker is invented.


#223

Shawn

Shawn

^
Likes his colors hardcore.


#224

Shawn

Shawn

^
Is talking about my porn collection.
You're all subtle about it and I'm all like super, openly honest.
Just like TV.


#225

Shawn

Shawn

^
Apparently knows where to find a Black/Asian Donkey.


#226

Shawn

Shawn

^
Drew a line where the conversation would start to turn totally awkward, then long jumped right over it.


#227

Shawn

Shawn

^
Lives in a country where bad things like porn and bridge collapses don't officially happen, but apparently they still have to resort to cheating in the olympics.

"No no! Gymnist meet age requirement! She just use time machine and go back before she born and grow up"


#228

Shawn

Shawn

^
Probably shouldn't have left Canada


#229



edzepp

has used the word 'discombobulated' in polite conversation and gotten away with it.


#230

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Lives in a place that, according to the national air company, is "truly Asia".


#231



edzepp

North_Ranger said:
Lives in a place that, according to the national air company, is "truly Asia".
Click to expand...

That would actually be the National Tourism Board's bright idea, you large Finnish person, you.


#232

Hylian

Hylian

^ is scheduled to be taken to the vet to get "fixed"


#233



Pojodan

^
Can't get enough of that Golden Crisp


#234

Hylian

Hylian

^ can't get enough poppy seed cake


#235

Bubble181

Bubble181

^can't get no satisfaction


#236



Cuyval Dar

^cant get a clue


#237

Hylian

Hylian

^ never had a clue to begin with


#238

Bubble181

Bubble181

^is a fan of the movie "clueless"


#239

Hylian

Hylian

^ was charged with molesting owls


#240



Silvanesti

^Never Played Clue


#241

Bubble181

Bubble181

^was molesting me but released because nobody cared :'(


#242

Hylian

Hylian

^ is unwanted


#243



Pojodan

^
is unwashed


#244

Hylian

Hylian

^ is unleashed


#245

Zappit

Zappit

^told him to ditch the leash


#246

Hylian

Hylian

^ bought said leash


#247

ThatGrinningIdiot!

ThatGrinningIdiot!

^
Has a leash made of studded leather.

It gives +2 to AC!


#248

Shawn

Shawn

^
Is the reason for Leash Laws.


#249

Hylian

Hylian

^ is the reason for public decency laws


#250



Silvanesti

^ Is padding his postcount


#251

Hylian

Hylian

^ should know I really don't care about my post count


#252



Shazam

^ has awards for arcade games


#253

Allen who is Quiet

Allen, who is Quiet

^Doesn't get awards, only punches to the face


#254



Alucard

Has a thing for tuxes and penguins


#255



Pojodan

^
Needs to play more TF2


#256

Hylian

Hylian

^ needs to scream less


#257

Shawn

Shawn

^
Needs to get that prostate exam.


#258

Hylian

Hylian

^ goes in for a prostate exam once a week


#259

Allen who is Quiet

Allen, who is Quiet

^Performs the prostate exam while rubbing ^'s tummy and patting ^'s head


#260

Allen who is Quiet

Allen, who is Quiet

^performs prostate exams with the hammer


#261

Shawn

Shawn

^
Has a hammer in his pocket he claims is his penis.


#262



Andromache

attacked me in conquest, and will therefore be added to Project 8's "list."


#263

Shawn

Shawn

^
Will attack her again if he's not demoted to Project 7


#264

Hylian

Hylian

^ has been known to attack little old ladies for their bingo winnings.


#265



Alucard

Isn't confused by the new forum redo
What the heck happened while I was gone?!


#266

Hylian

Hylian

^ is easily confused


#267



Alucard

States the obvious
What happened you guys had a restructuring?


#268

Hylian

Hylian

^ should read http://www.halforums.com/forum/announcement.php?f=73


#269

Bubble181

Bubble181

^should leanr to read, at all.


#270

Allen who is Quiet

Allen, who is Quiet

^Should leanr more things in general


#271

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ should play more often.


#272

Allen who is Quiet

Allen, who is Quiet

^would play more often


#273

Hylian

Hylian

^ would eat more often


#274

Allen who is Quiet

Allen, who is Quiet

^should eat more often


#275

Bubble181

Bubble181

^could eat more often if he sold his body for recreational use


#276

Hylian

Hylian

^ had his body stolen for recreational use


#277

Bubble181

Bubble181

^stole my body for recreational use. "Toss the owl" is NOT AN ACCEPTABLE SPORT.


#278



Alucard

should drink more


#279

Bubble181

Bubble181

^g ives good suggestions. Tothe beer cellar! (yes, I have one. Some beers've been ripening for 2 years now...I should wait a few more, but they're sooo tempting :'()


#280



Alucard

decreased his population account by accidentally releasing a deadly toxic fume into the nation's water supply


#281

Bubble181

Bubble181

^flies due to magneticism.


#282

Hylian

Hylian

^ flies due to alcoholic drinks


#283

Bubble181

Bubble181

^flies through the pwoers of levitation


#284



Alucard

Spells things wrongs


#285

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ knows what sleep deprivation can do to an owl.


#286

Hylian

Hylian

^ nver splls anithyg wrung


#287



Alucard

knows i have a sucky post count


#288

Hylian

Hylian

^ thinks I am just padding my post count


#289

Bubble181

Bubble181

^is just using padding for other stuff. Lovely bra, ,by the way.


#290

Hylian

Hylian

^ stole said padding


#291

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Fondles the padding.


#292

Hylian

Hylian

^ makes the padding on the weekends


#293

Bubble181

Bubble181

^is just too sexy


#294



Alucard

has a nack for making the unexpected the expected


#295

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ ...when suddenly, BULLDOZER


#296

Bubble181

Bubble181

^looks sort-of transparent-y and stuff. I wonder why.


#297

Hylian

Hylian

^ has transparent blood


#298

Bubble181

Bubble181

^was killed with a wooden stake through the heart, is now hiding all wooden sticks around me.
< doesn't use pencils all that often, except when D&Ding


#299



Alucard

is playing around with the pathetic arrow system with this thread


#300

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ refuses to use arrows
< uses arros
v gets confused by arrows


#301

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Will appreciate my childhood nostalgia ;)


#302

Bubble181

Bubble181

^is quite right :-D Should have included the Dutch or English version of the Kwak song for greatest effect, but the Finnish is cute too :-P


#303



Alucard

needs a shrubbery


#304

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Doesn't trust watery tarts.


#305

Hylian

Hylian

^ doesn't trust pants


#306



Alucard

doesn't trust the guy sitting next to him in the bar


#307

Bubble181

Bubble181

^doesn't trust the "guy" sitting next to him in a bar.


#308

Terrik

Terrik

Doesn't trust, and that's sad :(


#309

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ was the scout for the recent Chinese invasion of our Forum. I, for once, welcome our new Chinese overlords.


#310

Terrik

Terrik

^ is going to be the chicken in my Kung Pao Chicken


#311

HCGLNS

HCGLNS

^Feels no shame for enticing Scarlette Johannson to engage in acts of libidinous adultery


#312



Alucard

knows the chinese overloads here can kiss my ass
I have contingency plans set in place


#313

Bubble181

Bubble181

^is a corporate america goon

^^ is eating wild owl, which has a nice taste of roasted nut to compliment the chickeny overtones

< knows :paranoid:


#314

Terrik

Terrik

^Thinks he can handle the truth about his chickeny overtones but can't.


#315

Bubble181

Bubble181

^is chicken.


#316

Terrik

Terrik

^is no longer an owl. *faints*


#317

Bubble181

Bubble181

^is looking at me in a way I'd prefer women to look at me. But the sentimenti s appreciated. ;-)


#318

Cat

Cat

^ returns the look well


#319

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ thinks I'm flirting with Tegik, hile it's actually Cat I'm looking at.


#320

Terrik

Terrik

^is speaking jibberish


#321

Hylian

Hylian

^ is only jibberish


#322

Terrik

Terrik

^sells bicycles. Koo Koo Ca-Choo


#323

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ is a man's man.


#324



edzepp

^parks like a bitchy bitch bitch man.

Bitch.


#325

Terrik

Terrik

^Needs his mouth washed out with soap :humph:


#326

Andi

Drachenherz

^ considering the bubbles he makes, HAS washed out his mouth with soap... :-P


#327

Allen who is Quiet

Allen, who is Quiet

^when are you going to let me tap dat?


#328

Andi

Drachenherz

^ risks to be tapped, but not on da ass...


#329

Allen who is Quiet

Allen, who is Quiet

^refuses to give an answer.
^apparently doesn't realize I'm a busy man


#330

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
isn't as busy as he appears to be


#331

Hylian

Hylian

^ is as busy as Allen seems


#332



Shazam

^ can't hear anyone 'cause he's dancing


#333

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ can't hear anyone because he's masturbating


#334

Andi

Drachenherz

^ can't hear anyone because he's busy boosting his postcount.


#335

Bubble181

Bubble181

^can't hear anything over the sounds of Amy, Ame, Crone and Sera in the next room.


#336

Andi

Drachenherz

^ Wants to be in the room together with them...


#337



callistarya

^ wants to take pictures!


#338

Hylian

Hylian

^ wants to be abducted by aliens that are dressed up like his mother


#339



Andromache

hylian said:
^ wants to be abducted by aliens that are dressed up as his mother
Click to expand...
apparently has aliens dressed like his mom


#340



callistarya

:rimshot:


#341



Andromache

callistarya said:
:rimshot:
Click to expand...
just lost the game, like everyone else who reads this sentence. Way to go.


#342



callistarya

THIS WAS A GAME??!!

OMG! I HATE losing. sniff* I'm NOT a loser.

I'M A WINNER!


#343

Allen who is Quiet

Allen, who is Quiet

^looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer


#344

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ is a bad winner; taking it out on the losers.


#345

Allen who is Quiet

Allen, who is Quiet

^is a real deal


#346



callistarya

^ is still pouting


#347



Andromache

http://ilostthegame.org/rules

everyone loses.


#348

CrimsonSoul

CrimsonSoul

^wants to know when she can tap dat


#349

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ can tap dat anytime, any place.


#350

CrimsonSoul

CrimsonSoul

^ is a balding sexual god


#351



Andromache

CrimsonSoul said:
^ is a balding sexual god
Click to expand...
is not yet human, lacking an avatar.


#352



Alucard

has an avatar thats creeping me out


#353



Andromache

BlackCat said:
has an avatar thats creeping me out
Click to expand...
is a reaaaal crybaby who lacks an avatar as awesome as the rest of ours


#354

Hylian

Hylian

^ prefers up close killing so she can see the look in the eyes of her victims


#355



Alucard

exagerrates


#356

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Will know the horrendous truth. In time.


#357



Alucard

thinks the truth will set you free


#358

Bubble181

Bubble181

^thinks labour will make him frei...err, free.

Also, thanks Crimson ;-)


#359

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
has allowed me to finally put together who is is and who he appears to be


#360

Hylian

Hylian

^ is not what he appears to be


#361

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
is who he appears to be, assuming that this isn't a hologram


#362

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Apparently lives in a mine shaft.


#363

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
lives in the far frozen North, that's why his face is stuck that way, he didn't listen to his mother


#364

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Better show his face, or else...


#365

ThatGrinningIdiot!

ThatGrinningIdiot!

^ Is peering into your very soul!


#366

Hylian

Hylian

^ is pee reincarnated


#367

Allen who is Quiet

Allen, who is Quiet

^should have called it peeincarnated


#368

Frank

Frankie Williamson

^ is the Foghorn Leghorn of quiet people.


#369

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ is wearing a silly yellow uniform :-P


#370

Hylian

Hylian

^ his avatar looks nothing like an owl or a bubble


#371

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ judging by his avatar, isn't from Hyland, either.


#372

Allen who is Quiet

Allen, who is Quiet

^Might be the snagglepuss of Belgians


#373

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ is still not showing himself

< the what now?


#374

Allen who is Quiet

Allen, who is Quiet

^Doesn't know either

<first I need to get a picture of myself. Which I'll do sometime. Maybe tomorrow


#375

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ iq late to the party

< really doesn't know what a snagglepuss is.


#376

Frank

Frankie Williamson

^mocked my yellow traffic officer jacket.


#377

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ is mocked on a daily basis
< has worn far sillier uniforms in his days

v wears a McDonalds hat at work


#378

Hylian

Hylian

^ is always incorrect


#379



Alucard

is 56.6% of the time incorrect


#380

Hylian

Hylian

^ is only .00006% correct


#381



Alucard

is .0000000001.1% of the time


#382

Hylian

Hylian

^ most scientist do not believe he exists


#383

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
known to only exist in virtual media formats, no hard copies exist


#384



Alucard

has virtual copies instead of hard copies


#385

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
has gone all twitchy because of having to set all the preferences again on the board


#386

Hylian

Hylian

^ has gone all loopy due to the 20 scoops of sugar he put on his cereal


#387



Andromache

needs a gif of himself dancing in a Futurama costume.


#388

Shawn

Shawn

^
Must absolutely hate me in the Conquest game.


#389



Andromache

Shawnacy said:
^
Must absolutely hate me in the Conquest game.
Click to expand...
^cries some more.


#390

Shawn

Shawn

^
Loves wasting her turns apparently.


#391

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Is irritating Crone. Kinda like trying to go suicide by cop...


#392

Shawn

Shawn

^
Over exaggerates.
It's more like shooting spit balls at the kid who can probably beat you up after school.


#393

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Has no fear for the wrath of a woman cheesed off.


#394

Shawn

Shawn

^
Knows me too well.


#395

HCGLNS

HCGLNS

^
Just a small town girl. Living in a lonely world.


#396

Shawn

Shawn

^
Took a midnight train going an-y-where.


#397

Hylian

Hylian

^ took the loony bin out of town


#398

Shawn

Shawn

^
Broke the chain.
Jerk. :p


#399

Allen who is Quiet

Allen, who is Quiet

^can still hear them say 'you should never break the chain'


#400

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ just lost the game, again.


#401

Allen who is Quiet

Allen, who is Quiet

^can never love me again


#402

Bubble181

Bubble181

^can't stop me from living him :cry:


#403

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
can't quit Allen


#404

Bubble181

Bubble181

^can't quit Bubble


#405

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
likes his Facebook profile picture


#406

Bubble181

Bubble181

^doesn't like my facebook profile picture? :-(
< doesn't remember who Sparhawk is on Facebook (one of those in the HF group I gues, but...O_O


#407

Hylian

Hylian

^ is always drinking alcohol


#408

Bubble181

Bubble181

^is always talking int oa h eadset


#409

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
doesn't remember me, not surprising

<doesn't use his real picture on Facebook either (currently Goofy & Pluto as pirates)


#410

Bubble181

Bubble181

^wasn't in my Halforum froends list, but in my general list, which is why I didn't know who it was
< apologizes


#411

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
thinks I took offense, is wrong, but posts some interesting things at times (even if I have to translate with babblefish and such

< purposefully keeps to anonymity, likes being in the background and not on "stage"


#412

Bubble181

Bubble181

^is babelling my posts? So what'd I say you found interesting, I wonder? :-P


#413

Hylian

Hylian

^ is babbling incoherently


#414

Bubble181

Bubble181

^is a brownnose.


#415

Shawn

Shawn

^
Has boogers in his butt.


#416

Hylian

Hylian

^ has a turd in his nose


#417

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ has complimentary mints on his pillow every evening, and still hasn't figured out who puts them there.


#418

Docseverin

Docseverin

^ Is Bubble181....(I hope)


#419

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ isn't certain I'm me. I am, though.

< is Bubble182, mascerading as his predecessor


#420

Terrik

Terrik

^hasn't realized that hope, like resistance, is futile

---------- Post added at 01:15 PM ---------- Previous post was at 01:15 PM ----------

^Was just ninja'd by the greatest ninja of them all


#421

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ is, in fact, the one putting mints on hylian's pillow.

< is not a ninja.


#422

Hylian

Hylian

^ is a slow ninja


#423



edzepp

is a ninja without honor. By 'honor' I mean pants. Seriously, just put some on.


#424

Hylian

Hylian

^ often mistakes me for North_Ranger


#425

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
is often mistaken for a real person in a virtual world


#426

Allen who is Quiet

Allen, who is Quiet

^is often mistaken for a material girl


#427

Hylian

Hylian

^ is often mistaken for a short nun


#428

Andi

Drachenherz

^ doesn't resemble freakazoid at all


#429

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Knows some good chocolate.


#430

Hylian

Hylian

^ knows some good pants


#431

Allen who is Quiet

Allen, who is Quiet

^knows some good boomerangs


#432

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Is... an Iranian spelunking female gnome?


#433

Allen who is Quiet

Allen, who is Quiet

^isn't clear on whether or not I'm Iranian or if I go spelunking in Iranians


#434

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Just gave me a mental image of cavernous Iranians. Mind bleach, please.


#435

Hylian

Hylian

^ prefers Clorox mind bleach over the other leading store brands


#436

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
sells a full line of mind bleach substitute products, but knows, what has been seen cannot be unseen


#437

drawn_inward

drawn_inward

^ has seen the unseen and heard the tree the fell in the forest


#438

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
still wonders, where is this empty forest? Every forest has something alive in it that can hear.


#439

Terrik

Terrik

^Is refering to Ents


#440

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
is wrong, I was referring to Pixies and Brownies and Trolls


#441

Hylian

Hylian

^ likes playing fairies


#442

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
loves butterfly kisses


#443

Terrik

Terrik

^gives butterfly kisses...with butterfly knives


#444

drawn_inward

drawn_inward

^ saw a stick of butter fly


#445

Bubble181

Bubble181

^saw a fly stick in butter.


#446

Terrik

Terrik

^sawed a fly in half while stickin' butter down a fairy's throat while listening for a tree falling in the middle of the forest


#447

Bubble181

Bubble181

^went too far. Now it's just crazy talk.

^ also went to cloud cuckoo land.


#448

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
is the Emperor for life of Cloud Cuckoo Land


#449

Hylian

Hylian

^ loves to slash the Cuccos in the Legend of Zelda games


#450

Allen who is Quiet

Allen, who is Quiet

^wonders if cuccos that act like Cloud are the sole inhabitants of Cloud Cuckoo Land


#451



Andromache

is likely to die soon. Will be noticed as dead much later than soon. Possibly not for a year or more.


#452

Hylian

Hylian

^ shall be the cause of said death


#453

Bonhomme Richard

Bonhomme Richard

^ hopefully has a fairy in a bottle


#454



Andromache

eats horses, hence the byproduct.


#455

Bonhomme Richard

Bonhomme Richard

^ has probably tasted a freshly euthanized thoroughbread


#456



Andromache

is horrific and wrong in that assumption. Is also a wifebeater,


#457

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
is still wondering what a "thoroughbread" really is


#458

sixpackshaker

sixpackshaker

^
Does not know that thoroughbread is better than Wonderbread.


#459

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
always carries a six-pack of Krispy Kreme doughnuts


#460

Hylian

Hylian

^ always eats said donuts


#461

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
doesn't know, with doughnuts I'm one and done


#462

Hylian

Hylian

^ knows that's what his girlfriend/wife says


#463

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
is wrong, so very wrong, wants to rule the world with a coke and a smile


#464

CrimsonSoul

CrimsonSoul

^
Has said coke but no smile, only frowns


#465

ThatGrinningIdiot!

ThatGrinningIdiot!

^ The true color of his soul is azure.


#466

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
wants people to think that he has a soul, but he sold it for a box of Whitman Sampler Chocolates


#467

Hylian

Hylian

^ thinks life is like a box of nuclear powered grenades


#468



Alucard

Likes the new forum


#469

Hylian

Hylian

^ is correct :D


#470



Alucard

Knows that the current color looks like that of poo


#471

Bubble181

Bubble181

^has quite pale poo.


#472

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
is a poo-ologist, and is using serenity


#473

Shawn

Shawn

^
Isn't a prairie dog with a bazooka.


#474

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
has an army of ferrets that seek out treasure in the dump


#475

Shawn

Shawn

^
usually buys anything my ferrets find.


#476

Hylian

Hylian

^ forces his ferrets to go treasure hunting in the dumpster once a week


#477

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
Doesn't like those days, since it interrupts his afternoon nap


#478



Alucard

Knows the toil of all that be
Helps not the primal fault
It rains into the sea
And still the sea is salt


#479

Bubble181

Bubble181

^is a pirate poet parrot.


#480



Alucard

Doesn't appreciate classic literuature


#481

Bubble181

Bubble181

^does not appreciate classical literature in the right language.


#482

Allen who is Quiet

Allen, who is Quiet

^doesn't appreciate classical literature enough to write his own


#483

Bubble181

Bubble181

^doesn't know I wrote the Illiad.


#484

Allen who is Quiet

Allen, who is Quiet

^Doesn't know I'm Gilgamesh


#485

Hylian

Hylian

^ is being linked to Tarvek right now


#486

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
is trying to figure out what is growing on the side of his head


#487

Bubble181

Bubble181

^realised it's a Borg implant just a fraction too late.


#488

Hylian

Hylian

^ has a disturbing avatar


#489

Shannow

Shannow

Is from hyrule, which is much more technologically advaced that I was previously led to believe, judging by the avatar.


#490

Shawn

Shawn

^
Should have gotten this tattoo instead.


#491

Hylian

Hylian

^ likes to tell people what they should have done with their life


#492

Shawn

Shawn

^
Prefers to just knock people out and make the decisions before they can fuck them up.


#493

ThatGrinningIdiot!

ThatGrinningIdiot!

^ Likes to fuck people up, then knock them out.


#494

Shawn

Shawn

^
Just described my usual date night.


#495

Hylian

Hylian

^ likes to brag about stuff he hasn't actually done


#496

Shawn

Shawn

^
Likes to hate.


#497

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
hates to date


#498

Hylian

Hylian

^ hates to hate


#499

Frank

Frankie Williamson

^
Looks liks a kid who used to threaten people with his ring in junior high that I used to know.

< Likes to ruin rhyming games.


#500

Hylian

Hylian

^ is terrified of rings to this day


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