Say something fantastic about the previous poster

[strawman]

Say something fantastic* about the previous poster.

* Based on or existing only in fantasy
Fantasy:
- Fiction characterized by highly fanciful or supernatural elements.
- An imagined event or sequence of mental images, such as a daydream, usually fulfilling a wish or psychological need.
- An unrealistic or improbable supposition.

 

[HCGLNS]

^Just had sex.

 

[Fun Size]

^ Took pictures of it.

 

[Covar]

^ Lives up to his name...in bed.

 

[Jiarn]

Is an awesome Robot.

 

[Officer_Charon]

^ Has Lvl 300+ gear in ALL slots

 

[Fun Size]

^ Has Lvl 300+ gear in the slots that count.

 

[Officer_Charon]

^ is factory-sealed for your protection

 

[ThatGrinningIdiot!]

^ Has lemon fresh scent, is portable, and fits in most overhead storage bins.

 

[phil]

^simply walks into Mordor

 

[Officer_Charon]

^'s mother has a tattoo that says "son"

 

[Allen who is Quiet]

^'s mother has a tattoo that says "Phil's mother's son"

 

[Officer_Charon]

^ possibly got ninja'd, but the post is all the more amusing for it.

 

[Cheesy1]

^ can talk to ghosts!

 

[Fun Size]

^glitters in the sunlight AND will fight for you until your heart stops beating.

 

[ThatGrinningIdiot!]

^ Howls at the moon, vampires are his mortal enemies.

 

[Officer_Charon]

^May, or may not have a chewy, fruit-flavored center

 

[Jiarn]

^
Is a Papa, whom is large.

 

[Fun Size]

^ can hold his breath for ten minutes.

 

[Cheesy1]

^ was the 5th member of the A-Team.

 

[ThatGrinningIdiot!]

^ Fights like a dairy farmer.

 

[Fun Size]

^ never thought something like this would happen to him, and told Penthouse all about it.

 

[Jiarn]

^
Wishes something Penthouse would want to hear about, would happen to him.

 

[Cheesy1]

^ when he combines with the Megazord, they form the mighty Pimpazord Rex, Slayer of Bitches!

 

[Dave]

^ Is the fifth Beatle, the lost Forth Stooge and Fifth Musketeer.

 

[HCGLNS]

^wants to bang on the drum all day

 

[Jiarn]

^wants to bang on the drum all day

^

Loves to eat pussy-cats

 

[Dave]

^ Can dance if he wants to. Can leave all his friends behind.

 

[Cheesy1]

^ Chuck Norris, the Most Interesting Man in The World, and the Old Spice Guy all call him for lady advice.

 

[Gusto]

^ gets called by ladies for financial advice.

 

[strawman]

^ will never give you up, let you down, or hurt you...

 

[Jiarn]

^
Will most likely dessert you, with chocolate.

 

[Officer_Charon]

^ has a milkshake that brings ALL the boys to the yard. Damn right, it's better than yours...

 

[strawman]

^ Loves his milkshake. Loves it.

 

[Jiarn]

^
Wishes he had a milkshake.... that brought all the boys to the yard.