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How to Identify fans of various Sci-Fi franchisees.

I really don't think Avatar deserves to be on that list. It is just to new as well as only having one movie under its belt.

they include avatar, and leave out doctor who?! no sir! this will not stand!

*bites his lip* Damn, they hit me spot on with Firefly...

twitchmoss said:

they include avatar, and leave out doctor who?! no sir! this will not stand!

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I know nothing about Dr. Who, but I thought this as well.

I agree that Avatar shouldn't be on there, and I would add Lost to that. While Lost fans can get pretty hardcore, they still don't approach the level of crazy-about-your-fanon that the first three have. The X-files has a better claim, even if they didn't really survive into the '00 years. Hell, fans of various different SF Anime deserve to be on there more than Avatar and Lost.

And yes, Doctor Who should definitely be there, and it's a travesty it's not.

How to piss off a Dr. Who fan: Exclude them from a list of Sci-Fi fan types.

Also, looking over the chart more, I feel like they didn't put much thought or research into most of those boxes.

For Star Wars, proudest moment should have been "Hearing the prequels would be released" with the lamest moment being, "Watching the prequels", and sex play will involve "Moaning 'nerfherder' and 'your worshipfulness' while getting spanked with a lightsaber".

For Star Trek, they like their sci-fi like "A WWII submarine battle", fandom goes to far when "Getting Married in Klingon, in Klingon clothing", and if you marry one, expect "being asked your opinion of Kirk vs Picard, and then being told why you're wrong". Sex role play should be "Like Pon farr, once every 7 years. Also, like Pon farr."

For Firefly, lamest moment should be, "realized no one cared" in response to the proudest moment. And piss one off should be "Joss Whedon isn't your master"

Star Wars sex should have been making the female wear the Princess Leia bikini outfit.

Dave said:

Star Wars sex should have been making the female wear the Princess Leia bikini outfit.

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Honking like Chewbacca during climax.

Star Trek sex requires green skin. Or at least some sort of alien costume.

This list is inaccurate.

My child will be named Lieutenant Commander Data.

Gusto said:

This list is inaccurate.

My child will be named Lieutenant Commander Data.

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I'm naming my kid Number One. I just hope he's good at growing beards.

What happens if you have girl?

I say "number 1, engage" every time I go to the bathroom.

Joe Johnson said:

I say "number 1, engage" every time I go to the bathroom.

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Heh, I tend to say "Fire torpedo!'

I say, "Sorry, honey. Next time I'll get out of bed first."

Lol, Dave.

Baerdog7 said:

What happens if you have girl?

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In that case I'd go with Counselor Troi.

Philosopher B. said:

Lol, Dave.

Baerdog7 said:

What happens if you have girl?

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In that case I'd go with Counselor Troi.

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That's no laughing matter, I knew a girl in high school whose parents named her Deanna specifically after the character on TNG.

Excellent.

North_Ranger said:

*bites his lip* Damn, they hit me spot on with Firefly...

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That Mandarin's a real turn-on, huh?