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What We Talk About When We Talk About A Dog Blowing An Australian Rugby Player (NSFW)

This is one of those I wish I could un-know about.

It should be against a law to drink enough to make this seem like a good idea.

I never thought I'd say this, but...

The comments. They are wonderful.

Wow, you aren't kidding, Iaculus. That shit there is comedy gold.

Aside from being so very, very wrong that seems... terribly dangerous.

Indeed. Would you let a carnivore chew on your meat?

Can not click. If NSFW I'll have to wait.

Eh, if you don't scroll down to the last picture (which is still censored, thank God) theres nothing terribly NSFW on there, unless you don't want people to walk by you and see you reading "DOG BLOWS MAN!"

Sleeping Dogs Lie (2006) - IMDb

I think I've seen this movie...

The last time I clicked on Deadspin, I saw Bret Favvvvvrrre's junk.

Yeccchhh... Reminds me of the ex (the crazy one, not the recent nice one). She once told me she let a puppy lick her... you know, vagoo.

North_Ranger said:

Yeccchhh... Reminds me of the ex (the crazy one, not the recent nice one). She once told me she let a puppy lick her... you know, vagoo.

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My sister-in-law divorced her first husband when she came home to find him fucking their dog. This shit is more common than it should be.

Dave;449951][QUOTE=North_Ranger said:

Yeccchhh... Reminds me of the ex (the crazy one, not the recent nice one). She once told me she let a puppy lick her... you know, vagoo.

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According to the kinsey report, approximately 8% of the guys you see on the street have had sexual contact with an animal.

Huh hmm. I love my cats but I don't LOVE my cats.

as she said in The Truth About Cats and Dogs- Us. Them. USSSS. Them.

This gives a whole new meaning to 'give a dog a bone.'

Philosopher B. said:

This gives a whole new meaning to 'give a dog a bone.'

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I shall now impart the one dirty nursery rhyme I am in possession of to you, so that you will never again be able to hear this nursery rhyme without thinking of this unsavory version:

Old Mother Hubbard went to her cupboard
to get her poor dog a bone.

Use it wisely.

Iaculus said:

I never thought I'd say this, but...

The comments. They are wonderful.

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im crying im laughing so hard here.

First Lady Puffinstuff;450025][QUOTE=Philosopher B. said:

This gives a whole new meaning to 'give a dog a bone.'

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I shall now impart the one dirty nursery rhyme I am in possession of to you, so that you will never again be able to hear this nursery rhyme without thinking of this unsavory version:

Old Mother Hubbard went to her cupboard
to get her poor dog a bone.

Use it wisely.[/QUOTE]

I remember that one from Scouts.

(Urban Legend) My brother's EMT friend went on a call where a woman was "hung up" with her German Shepherd Dog.

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Philosopher B. said:

This gives a whole new meaning to 'give a dog a bone.'

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Ahhh it's so wrong!

Well, that adds "Bow-wow-wow-yippie-yo-yippie-yeah" to the list of phrases I'll never hear the same again.

makare said:

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ive never heard of dogs having barbed penises. i know they have that knot at the base for mounting purposes. Cats have barbed penises.

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This is why you always take animal husbandry as a minor skill.

A last little tidbit regarding this story:

Maybe we need to hook him up with Micheal Vick.

Gurpel said:

According to the kinsey report, approximately 8% of the guys you see on the street have had sexual contact with an animal.

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See, I'm hardly a fan, but referring to Paris Hilton as "an animal" seems a little low.

Fun Size;450852][QUOTE=Gurpel said:

According to the kinsey report, approximately 8% of the guys you see on the street have had sexual contact with an animal.

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See, I'm hardly a fan, but referring to Paris Hilton as "an animal" seems a little low.[/QUOTE]

Right! don't insult the animals!

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Not to mention, I thought her husband was a necrophiliac after watching her sextape.

Those Japanese Next Media bits are always gold, man.

Always. Gold.

Dave said:

Those Japanese Next Media bits are always gold, man.

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Chinese, dude. You can tell because no one says KAWAII!! or EHHHH?!?!

Dave;449951][QUOTE=North_Ranger said:

Yeccchhh... Reminds me of the ex (the crazy one, not the recent nice one). She once told me she let a puppy lick her... you know, vagoo.

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^Correct.