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This video is a few months old thus some of you may have already seen it but I don't care. I just saw this, couldn't stop laughing and now I must spread this to others. Ladies and gentlemen, I now give you the most hilariously bad dub ever made since 80's Hong Kong Kung Fu movies. According to my research the following footage has NOT been altered in anyway from the final English release:



Move over Shark Attack 3: Megalodon, there's a new king of hilariously bad shark movies in town and its name is Shark Attack in the Mediterranean

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Shaakalum?

I have to watch this again and count the number of times he says, "Shark Alarm!" in 1 minute.

Alarm: 2
Black Flag: 2
Get Out of the Water: 3
Hurry: 3
SHARK ALARM!!: 13

In 1 minute that's the entire dialogue. Amazing!

Shark alarm



SHARK ALARM!

SHAAAARK ALAAAAAAARM!!!!

Shark Union Alarm?

Rob King said:

SHAAAARK ALAAAAAAARM!!!!

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God damn it. All that and no one got chomped in half by the shark.

You know, I thought the same thing. NOTHING HAPPENED! Some guy ran around yelling SHARK ALARM!!!! But there was more alarm than shark.

Dave said:

You know, I thought the same thing. NOTHING HAPPENED! Some guy ran around yelling SHARK ALARM!!!! But there was more alarm than shark.

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Thought the dudes on the jetskies were fucked. So disappointing.

by this act, Rob King, you have redeemed yourself. I laughed tears

North_Ranger said:

Shaakalum?

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General Specific said:

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you can't fool me. I know that that shark just wants some ice cream.



No reason for alarm.

It just looks so happy.


Maybe that's SKORA! The Gentle Shark!

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Why are you hitting yourself?

Crone said:

Why are you hitting yourself?

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Last I checked I'm a human...
... let me double check...

Yup...human.