The moral of this story is simple. Want the whole bed? Fart like Dave and the wife sleeps on the couch.
A man amongst men.
#4
Dave
Sauerkraut hotdogs with cheese. Gets them every time.
#5
HCGLNS
Oooh I could wound for a good brats and sauerkraut feed right now.
#6
Dave
In the Midwest there's a chain of convenience stores called QT (QwikTrip). These places have awesome food. I know, I know. A convenience store hot dog? In most cases I'd turn up my nose and laugh at them with you. But the QT stores not only have excellent food, but if you're lucky enough to have one that has a QT Kitchen, you can get hot pretzels, pizza (awesome pizza, by the way), and a blueberry lemonade slushie that is responsible for adding a few pounds to the old Dave.
But they have sauerkraut and hot cheese for the hot dogs and they are excellent!
