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"So Honey, How'd You Like The OHSHITELEPHANT!!!"

#1

Cheesy1

Cheesy1

SUV sideswipes elephant in Oklahoma

Thank God the couple wasn't hurt, but poor elephant! Still, I would have been scared shitless too if I suddenly saw an elephant walk onto the road right in front of me!


#2

drawn_inward

drawn_inward

Damn. That's where I go to grad school (OSU), and I didn't hear about this. I've got to step out of the lab every once in a while.

Poor elephant.

On a related note, the secretary in our building told me her husband just got back from safari in Africa and was able to shoot an elephant. My response was not very civil. She now avoids eye contact with me. Why in the fuck would you WANT to kill an elephant???


#3

Silver Jelly

Silver Jelly

Damn. That's where I go to grad school (OSU), and I didn't hear about this. I've got to step out of the lab every once in a while.

Poor elephant.

On a related note, the secretary in our building told me her husband just got back from safari in Africa and was able to shoot an elephant. My response was not very civil. She now avoids eye contact with me. Why in the fuck would you WANT to kill an elephant???
Well, It's the kind of stuff you do at a safari? :p


#4

Shakey

Shakey

Why in the fuck would you WANT to kill an elephant???
Because they are alive.


#5

drawn_inward

drawn_inward

Well, It's the kind of stuff you do at a safari? :p
Shakey said:
Because they are alive.
Aw, you guys. :(:mmph::angry::pout::waah:


#6

Silver Jelly

Silver Jelly

Well, It's the kind of stuff you do at a safari? :p
Shakey said:
Because they are alive.
Aw, you guys. :(:mmph::angry::pout::waah:[/QUOTE]

Thats my usual effect on women.


#7

drawn_inward

drawn_inward

God damn. Dude. I'm a dude.

I just like elephants, and it makes me sad when someone shoots them for no damned reason.

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#8

Silver Jelly

Silver Jelly

God damn. Dude. I'm a dude.
What does it have to do with my effect on women?


#9

drawn_inward

drawn_inward

Oh, okay. You were referring to the anger, and crying. Gotchya.

My usual effect is something like this: :Leyla::twitch::tsk:


#10



TotalFusionOne

You guys are missing the best part of this.

"So help me Hanna, had I hit that elephant, not swerved, it would have knocked it off its legs, and it would have landed right on top of us," he said. "We'd have been history."
So help me Hanna.
So help me Hanna
So help me Hanna
So help me Hanna

What the hell kind of gods do you have out there in Oklahoma??


#11

drawn_inward

drawn_inward

There are Hanna Montana cults popping up all over Oklahoma.


#12



TotalFusionOne

wtf you newb.

It's HANNAH Montana.


#13

Cheesy1

Cheesy1

"Oh Hannah, daughter of Billy Ray, hallowed be thy wig!"


#14

Wahad

Wahad

"Oh Hannah, daughter of Billy Ray, hallowed be thy wig!"
The source of all her powers?


#15

drawn_inward

drawn_inward

wtf you newb.

It's HANNAH Montana.


#16

HoboNinja

HoboNinja

wtf you newb.

It's HANNAH Montana.
[/QUOTE]

Her sweet ass is legal where I live :p


#17

Enresshou

Enresshou

Damn. That's where I go to grad school (OSU), and I didn't hear about this. I've got to step out of the lab every once in a while.

Poor elephant.

On a related note, the secretary in our building told me her husband just got back from safari in Africa and was able to shoot an elephant. My response was not very civil. She now avoids eye contact with me. Why in the fuck would you WANT to kill an elephant???
It's entirely possible he was put with someone who needed to kill a rogue elephant/thin the population in that area. One of my dad's friends is essentially responsible for building a big shipping company, so the former CEO takes him to Africa all the time. They can kill giraffes or other things you normally wouldn't be allowed to if they've been causing problems for the locals/the herd needs to be thinned.

Don't know if this is what happened in that instance, but just throwing that out there.


#18



TotalFusionOne

Hannah Montana is legal here as well. I'd just have to hope that she came to NC for some reason other to screw me, otherwise I'd be breaking federal guidelines.

The same was true with the girl from LazyTown. That sweet, sweet girl.


#19

Math242

Math242

I don't wanna pull a shego here but i'd rather hunt and shoot a man down than any other animal.


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