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Might as well do the AMA thing too since I am not planning to go out tonight.

Ask me anything you like. I can't promise you will like my answers. I intend to be "candid".

What do you mean by "candid"? Please be candid in your answer.

Who would win in a no-holds-barred cage match Dave or Pinkie Pie?

Chad Sexington said:

What do you mean by "candid"? Please be candid in your answer.

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Candid as in not keeping my opinions, beliefs, ideas, etc to myself and giving zero fucks if I offend someone.

stienman said:

Who would win in a no-holds-barred cage match Dave or Pinkie Pie?

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Pinkie Pie with her Bass Canon would destroy his old man ears.

My onion is bad but I want to make chilli. Should I go get a new one or just skip it?

phil said:

My onion is bad but I want to make chilli. Should I go get a new one or just skip it?

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I would just skip it or possibly substitute a small amount of garlic to get a unique Italian zing to the chili.

I'll do it.

But if it goes wrong?

There'll be sauce on your hands too, bub. Can you live with that?

phil said:

I'll do it.

But if it goes wrong?

There'll be sauce on your hands too, bub. Can you live with that?

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Delicious, garlicky sauce that I will lick seductively off my fingers one by one while the Karen O remix of the Immigrant Song plays in the background.

There is a mortal kombat tournament using Halforums members that you have watch over. Who do you think will make it to the final four?

BananaHands said:

There is a mortal kombat tournament using Halforums members that you have watch over. Who do you think will make it to the final four?

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GasBandit: He is Texan. He will just shoot every opponent.
Dave: He is old and crusty and thus difficult to pierce his skin.
North_Ranger: Viking yo.
Myself: If I oversee the tournament that means I am the final boss. A couple hundred pounds of goddamn bear.

I'm Mexican! How can I not make the final four? Have you SEEN the news?!

OH IT'S BECAUSE YOU THINK I'M LAZY, RIGHT? ALL MEXICANS ARE LAZY?!

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Hate Speech

I swear, the nerve on some people. Now, excuse me, I need a siesta like REALLY BAD, ese.

^this guy

Are you okay with the fact that I pronounce the first part of your name as "fjord" because I think it's a funny sounding word?

Calleja said:

I'm Mexican! How can I not make the final four? Have you SEEN the news?!

OH IT'S BECAUSE YOU THINK I'M LAZY, RIGHT? ALL MEXICANS ARE LAZY?!

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Hate Speech

I swear, the nerve on some people. Now, excuse me, I need a siesta like REALLY BAD, ese.

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Bring me back some tacos when you are done.

phil said:

^this guy

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You too.

Chad Sexington said:

Are you okay with the fact that I pronounce the first part of your name as "fjord" because I think it's a funny sounding word?

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I have deigned to allow you to live.

Calleja said:

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No.

HOLY SHIT IT'S BLUE DEMON!

Do you think that Blue Demon is a racial thing because he's Mexican?

Bumble the Boy Wonder said:

Do you think that Blue Demon is a racial thing because he's Mexican?

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Naaa. I just happen to own a luchador mask for sexual roleplay purposes.

Bumble the Boy Wonder said:

Do you think that Blue Demon is a racial thing because he's Mexican?

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Dude. Seeing Blue Demon would be literally poop-in-your-pants scary. Seriously. SERIOUSLY.

THE GUY DIED TEN YEARS AGO!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_demon

Calleja said:

Dude. Seeing Blue Demon would be literally poop-in-your-pants scary. Seriously. SERIOUSLY.

THE GUY DIED TEN YEARS AGO!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_demon

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Excellent I can add a pseudo-necro element to the roleplay now. Thanks!

Would you eat bear meat?

Wahad said:

Would you eat bear meat?

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No, I am not a fan of wild meat. The gamy taste is just too much for me. That said if it was a matter of survival, of course. Protein is protein. I would give thanks to my totem animal for the gift of it's flesh.

Favorite food/drink?

If you could live anywhere, where would you live?

Cajungal said:

Favorite food/drink?

If you could live anywhere, where would you live?

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Having a well made burger while drinking IBC brand rootbeer could only be made better if I was living somewhere with a nice view of the mountains and ocean.

How do you pronounce Fnord?

how many times a week/day do you eat at the 5 Guys across from the Best Buy?

Zappit said:

How do you pronounce Fnord?

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Fnord.

General Specific said:

how many times a week/day do you eat at the 5 Guys across from the Best Buy?

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About once a month. Usually the same day I visit Comic Nirvana.

FnordBear said:

About once a month. Usually the same day I visit Comic Nirvana.

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Oh man, I used to go there every week. Dropped a lot of cash there. But new house and girlfriend (Hi, dill616!) have eaten most of my disposable income. Tell Jody that Matt Brice says "Hi."

General Specific said:

Oh man, I used to go there every week. Dropped a lot of cash there. But new house and girlfriend (Hi, dill616!) have eaten most of my disposable income. Tell Jody that Matt Brice says "Hi."

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I will the next time I see him! I drop a metric ton of cash in there just about every visit as well.

Also that little cafe beside him called "Judy's" that opened up has very good southern comfort food. Little mom and pop place, most of the staff are Judy's children. I highly recommend the french peasant bread and their sweet tea.

General Specific said:

Oh man, I used to go there every week. Dropped a lot of cash there. But new house and girlfriend (Hi, dill616!) have eaten most of my disposable income. Tell Jody that Matt Brice says "Hi."

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I eat up your disposable income? In that case, I want a bigger ring.

Oh snap! Busted!