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Aug 31, 2009#1

Jay

Do you ever get a spam message that despite better judgement you still read? Here's what I got this morning at my morning e-mail:

"The part pant flames an alien ocean."

There were a bunch of character I couldn't read then...

"The Jonas Brothers romancing Russell Crowe"

:Leyla:

Aug 31, 2009#2

Dave

SeriousJay said:
Do you ever get a spam message that despite better judgement you still read? Here's what I got this morning at my morning e-mail:

"The part pant flames an alien ocean."

There were a bunch of character I couldn't read then...

"The Jonas Brothers romancing Russell Crowe"

Actually, I read almost all of these kinds because they are funny. I don't, however, allow images nor do I click anything. But I'll go out of my way to read mangled English for a few cheap laughs.

Aug 31, 2009#3

Drachenherz

Spam?

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anwy2MPT5RE"]YouTube - Monty Python - Spam[/ame]

Aug 31, 2009#4

EpicEpileptic

What little spam that manages to make it past my spam filter and into my inbox always comes up in Spanish. So I have no freaking clue what they are even trying to sell me.

Sep 1, 2009#5

Denbrought

EpicEpileptic said:
What little spam that manages to make it past my spam filter and into my inbox always comes up in Spanish. So I have no freaking clue what they are even trying to sell me.

"Agrande su verga para satisfacer a su yegua hoy!"
"Pastillas de colores sin etiquetar a precios de risa maniaca!"

Sep 1, 2009#6

Allen, who is Quiet

can anybody recommend a spamburger recipe?

Sep 1, 2009#7

Abalistar

I once had a spam email that had the most forceful subject ever.

It was simply...

"Take that, bitch!"

Sep 2, 2009#8

ZenMonkey

Abalistar said:
I once had a spam email that had the most forceful subject ever.

It was simply...

"Take that, bitch!"

Are you sure it was spam?

Sep 2, 2009#9

EpicEpileptic

Denbrought;245248][quote=EpicEpileptic said:
What little spam that manages to make it past my spam filter and into my inbox always comes up in Spanish. So I have no freaking clue what they are even trying to sell me.

"Agrande su verga para satisfacer a su yegua hoy!"
"Pastillas de colores sin etiquetar a precios de risa maniaca!"[/QUOTE]

Yes?

Sep 11, 2009#10

Abalistar

ZenMonkey;246067][quote=Abalistar said:
I once had a spam email that had the most forceful subject ever.

It was simply...

"Take that, bitch!"

Are you sure it was spam?[/QUOTE]

Yes, it was spam... If I remember correctly, it was for cheap viagra.. or porn...

Also, one time I got spam for windows. Real glass windows, not MS Windows. It was weird. o_o

Sep 12, 2009#11

Fun Size

Spam Haiku

Warning: about actual Spam.

Sep 12, 2009#12

Shegokigo

Turkey Spam is phenomenal, just fyi.

Sep 12, 2009#13

Rob King

Thanks everyone. That wikipedia/google/spam haiku session was great.

Now I know far too much about SPAM.

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