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My girlfriend is trying to molest me, what should I do?

Give me her number, and get out of there.

Necronic said:

My girlfriend is trying to molest me, what should I do?

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Let her.

Get off the computer, ya goob.

makare said:

Well does she have a puppy or candy?​

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Good question.

Don't give in for the candy. That's cheapo crap right there. What you want to do is hold out for the puppy.

Enjoy it. Once you're married she won't want it any more.

Necronic said:

My girlfriend is trying to molest me, what should I do?

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Scream "NO!" as loud as you can, or whisper "A little to the left."

Yeah....sooooo.....sorry about that......

Guess I had a bit more to drink last night than I thought.

Less apologies, more molestation descriptions.

Actually, right now I am being molested by a Laplace Transform. So....I'll let you know how that goes

Necronic... *hands him a doll* Can you show us where the bad lady touched you?

The Wolf is wise!

If someone tries to molest you, you molest 'em right back!

Philosopher B. said:

If someone tries to molest you, you molest 'em right back!

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That never worked with Father Wuerl.