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#1

Allen who is Quiet

Allen, who is Quiet

<-Doesn't know how many SSATPP XI threads we're going to have


#2

Hylian

Hylian

^ doesn't know anything


#3

Allen who is Quiet

Allen, who is Quiet

^saddens me


#4

Hylian

Hylian

^ can't count in roman numerals apparently. The last thread was XI and the new thread is also XI.


#5

Allen who is Quiet

Allen, who is Quiet

^can't recognize a subtle street fighter 2 joke when he sees one


#6

Hylian

Hylian

^ can't tell I just like pointing out anything that could even slightly be taken as a mistake


#7



Alucard

knows the arrow system sucks


#8

Hylian

Hylian

↑ knows what sucks


#9

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
knows who sucks and for how much


#10

Allen who is Quiet

Allen, who is Quiet

^finds paper terrible


#11



Alucard

should really consider changing his signature


#12

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
looks for his face in the backgrounds of every picture


#13



Alucard

has a hard time finding a needle in the haystack


#14

Allen who is Quiet

Allen, who is Quiet

^hello


#15

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
is confused, but the way the tv works


#16



Alucard

lost the remote


#17

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
has a remote, but it doesn't work on his tv, only on the fan, so he's stuck watching "Golden Girls" all day long


#18



Pojodan

^
has never been the best at anything


#19

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
is wrong, so very wrong


#20

Andi

Drachenherz

^ has been the best puppy imitator in kindergarten


#21

ThatGrinningIdiot!

ThatGrinningIdiot!

^ Likes shiny, sharp objects.


#22

Andi

Drachenherz

^ is absolutely right. I like to play with them and... No, I won't explain any further, I don't want to attract Shego...


#23

CrimsonSoul

CrimsonSoul

^is a 10 time world champion masturbater.


#24

ThatGrinningIdiot!

ThatGrinningIdiot!

^ Is angry that Andi usurped his position.


#25

CrimsonSoul

CrimsonSoul

^Would have been the true champion if it weren't for those pesky kids and that dog too!


#26

ThatGrinningIdiot!

ThatGrinningIdiot!

^ Is wrong, those kids and the dog WERE my masturbation fodder.


#27

Allen who is Quiet

Allen, who is Quiet

^forgot that that was why he was disqualified


#28

ThatGrinningIdiot!

ThatGrinningIdiot!

^ Failed at the preliminary.


#29

Hylian

Hylian

↑ just fails


#30

ThatGrinningIdiot!

ThatGrinningIdiot!

^ Fails harder.


#31

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
Fails at failing, but doesn't win either, just a general ne'er-do-well


#32

Bubble181

Bubble181

^is posting again, after a longish absence. Welcome back :)


#33

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
doesn't realize that I just went back to an older avatar


#34

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ doesn't realize I know that....And is distracting me :-P Bouncy kitteh!


#35

Andi

Drachenherz

^ shouldn't be distracted by bouncy kitteh. a real owl would eat a kitteh...


#36

Bubble181

Bubble181

^is telling me I should get off my arse and eat Sparhawk, but he's way too quick for me, can't catch him :-P


#37

Andi

Drachenherz

^ should be ashamed of himself and hand in his OWL-badge


#38

Bubble181

Bubble181

^can't take my OWL badge away!
*flies off to the top of the tree*

Silly fornicating pandas!


#39

Hylian

Hylian

^ should be ashamed of participating in a thread like this


#40

Andi

Drachenherz

^ is ashamed to participate in a thread like this


#41

Hylian

Hylian

^ is ashamed that I am participating in this thread


#42

Bubble181

Bubble181

^isn't participating in this thread.


#43



Kitty Sinatra

^
is always participating in these threads (it's like crack to him)


#44

Bubble181

Bubble181

^always talks about my crack :confused:


#45

HCGLNS

HCGLNS

^
Rocks to the east, rocks to the west.


#46



Kitty Sinatra

^
has an awesome crack pipe


#47

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ was the first zombie. Been spending too much time with Shego, I'll ager.


#48



Kitty Sinatra

^ should know one can never have too much Shego time.


#49

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ has been thoroughly indoctrinated


#50

HCGLNS

HCGLNS

^
Getting in the right frame of mind for Saturday.


#51



Kitty Sinatra

^
is spending Saturday night with Shego, a shovel and some cultists


#52

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ is spending Saturday with me, at work, slaving away, at least in thoughts.


#53



Cuyval Dar

^ cannot comprehend the power of the Force.


#54

HCGLNS

HCGLNS

^
Needs to practice more for International Talk Like a Pirate Day


#55



Soliloquy

^ doesn't actually exist.


#56



Kitty Sinatra

^
Exists only in his own mind.


#57

HCGLNS

HCGLNS

^
Stuffed his ass with broken glass and circumcised the skipper!


#58

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ makes disturbing posts.


#59



Kitty Sinatra

^disturbed


#60

HCGLNS

HCGLNS

^
Doesn't know what he wants but knows how to get it!


#61



Kitty Sinatra

^has what I want and should beware my zombie kitten hook hand.


#62

Bubble181

Bubble181

^should admit it: he wants to pop my bubble :-(


#63

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
Likes to make bubbles in the bathtub, then light them with a match


#64

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ thinks I'm a pyro.

< is, in fact, an avian


#65

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
is actually a rodent eating poop machine


#66

Hylian

Hylian

^ is actually a poop eating machine rodent


#67

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
wishes that he had more of the Captain in him


#68

Bubble181

Bubble181

^wishes he had more of the Counsellor to be in.


#69

Allen who is Quiet

Allen, who is Quiet

^wants to stick the Counsellor into an even bigger Counsellor


#70

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
creates a disturbing image with his words, his drawings are even worse!


#71



Kitty Sinatra

^his breath smells like cat food

/Ralph


#72

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
hair smells like rotten sushi that has been sitting on the counter for three days


#73



Kitty Sinatra

^
is looking at me funny.

<- is not your food, despite the smell of fish


#74

Hylian

Hylian

^ is surprisingly not drunk


#75

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
has never been out of sorts with a clothes washer


#76



Kitty Sinatra

^ has never been able to sort clothes for the washer.


#77

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
knows I'm a guy, we never sort clothes willingly


#78

Hylian

Hylian

^ doesn't relize he has been neutered


#79

CrimsonSoul

CrimsonSoul

^Wants this thread to go back to the masturbation championships


#80

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
wants more sex talk in the thread


#81



Kitty Sinatra

^this pussy will oblige


#82

CrimsonSoul

CrimsonSoul

^Knows that there are three types of people: Dick's, Pussy's, and Asshole's, and Dick's fuck Pussy's and Asshole's.


#83

Hylian

Hylian

^ believes in the magic bacon button


#84

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
has the patents on said button, but won't allow anyone to license it


#85

CrimsonSoul

CrimsonSoul

^Is happy for the next poster, and is going to let him finish, but the first Say Something About the Previous Poster XI was the best topic of all time, of ALL TIME!


#86

Allen who is Quiet

Allen, who is Quiet

^isn't a champion


#87

drawn_inward

drawn_inward

^ isn't really quiet


#88

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
avatar shows mouth in actual proportion to real-life head


#89

Hylian

Hylian

^ knows that his headphones aren't actually plugged in to anything


#90

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
failed to notice that they are bluetooth headphones, technology babay!


#91

Hylian

Hylian

^ doesn't realize that I switched his headphones with a broken pair weeks ago


#92

CrimsonSoul

CrimsonSoul

^Knows he isn't really Freakazoid, just a freak.


#93

Hylian

Hylian

^ should know I am both :1:


#94

Allen who is Quiet

Allen, who is Quiet

^should want to inject more steroids into conversations


#95

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ shouldn't be so quiet.


#96

Allen who is Quiet

Allen, who is Quiet

^knows that with me here, this thread is getting PUMPED


#97

Bubble181

Bubble181

^is employing a penis pump in a most unusual manner.


#98

Andi

Drachenherz

^ has pretty good beers in brewed in his country.


#99

Bubble181

Bubble181

^has pretty good chocolate in his country, to be fair. And beautiful mountains. But who the heck likes cuckoo clocks?!


#100

Andi

Drachenherz

^ should know that switzerland is famous for its overly expensive wrist watches and not for cookoo clocks.


#101

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ should feel free to give me an overly expensive wrist watch and will get overly expensive beer in return :-P


#102

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
likes to give away beer, knows that nobody really likes the stuff


#103

Andi

Drachenherz

^ is wrong.
< loves beer.


#104

Hylian

Hylian

↑ eye twitches from too much beer


#105

Andi

Drachenherz

^ is also wrong. My eye twitches because of the whiskey right now. Btw: where did you get this upwards-arrow?


#106

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
both eyes twitch because of poster above him


#107

Andi

Drachenherz

^ also makes either of my eyes twitch


#108

Hylian

Hylian



↑ should try alt + numpad 24


#109

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
tries to get people to talk about the poster after them


#110

Thread Necromancer

Thread Necromancer

^ is unlikely to even remember making the above post.


#111

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Probably needs a wash after dragging this up from the gutter ;D


#112

Hylian

Hylian

↑
speaks wisely


#113



makare

has a crush on north ranger


#114

Officer_Charon

Officer_Charon

^ is in denial about her own crush


#115

LittleSin

LittleSin

^
Has a crush on the crush of his former crushes crush.


#116

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
Likes crushes, but cannot stand slushes.

(for the record, I do remember that post...)


#117



makare

knows where his towel is


#118



Totally Not Alt Chaz

^ Has a stuffed midget holding hers


#119



makare

knows too much >.>


#120

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
not so secretly wants to live somewhere warmer than her current environs


#121

Chad Sexington

Garbledina

Must be obeyed... OBEYED


#122



makare

Will always be sexington to me


#123

ThatNickGuy

ThatNickGuy

^ So's your face.

< Drunkenly did not realize that there was another thread for POSITIVE "comment about the person above" posts.

v Will also not continue on my awesome meme of this style.


#124

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Has delusions of awesomeness. Except in regards to his chin. The chin is awesome.


#125

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

↑
Has a dream, a dream to teach the world to sing, in perfect harmony.


#126

Azurephoenix

Azurephoenix

^

Has an avatar that is slowly driving me mad... must... obey... hypnotoad...


#127

ThatNickGuy

ThatNickGuy

^ Now obeys Hynotoad!


#128



makare

likes his batmans fruity


*also lol i didnt even see hypnotoad in that av before.. i suck


#129

Hylian

Hylian

^

Is not always observant


#130



Jiarn

^

Is observant of others lack of being observant.


#131

Azurephoenix

Azurephoenix

^

Is witty at times



makare said:
*also lol i didnt even see hypnotoad in that av before.. i suck
Click to expand...
ALL GLORY TO HYPNOTOAD! :D


#132



makare

has a sig.. for great justice!


#133

Azurephoenix

Azurephoenix

^

Is from South Dakota


#134



makare

knows me so well


#135

Azurephoenix

Azurephoenix

^

Gets cranky if you capitalize her forum name ;)


#136

ThatGrinningIdiot!

ThatGrinningIdiot!

^ Is fruity flavored.


#137

Krisken

Krisken

^ Should have a Cheshire Cat avatar.


#138

ThatGrinningIdiot!

ThatGrinningIdiot!

^ It's always lupus.


#139

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

↑
is never frowning


#140



makare

has an av that i thought was some kind of dragon thing but turned out to be hypnotoad


#141

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

↑
is probably lucky that I wasn't able to load the .gif of it that had movement in the background


#142



makare

is probably right since i have the worlds pussiest propensity for motion sickness


#143

Krisken

Krisken

^ Has a tender tummy but a vicious left hook.


#144

Chad Sexington

Garbledina

↑ Tastes like pain relief and acerbic quips.


#145

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

↑
the crowbar has become his "little friend"


#146

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Assumes romantic relationships and/or camaraderie between people and their tools.


#147



makare

called me a pit?


#148

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Was commented on by someone who was sad to see another fight break out.

Also, is not a pit.


#149



makare

is not the only one who is sad


#150

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Needs a hug. And will receive one now.

*hug*


#151



makare

yay knows i love e-hugs


#152

Hylian

Hylian

↑

loves the e-love


#153

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Bothers Father Christmases.


#154

Hylian

Hylian

↑

Is related to Father Christmas


#155



makare

is dating father christmas's daughter


#156

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

↑
knows the daughter is quite naughty (and suspects kinkiness)


#157



makare

thinks im father christmas's daughter


#158

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Is the niece of Uncle Autumn.


#159



Biannoshufu

died in a house fire in 1995, and never truly realized it, therefore drifts from place to place, clinging to dark memories of a life never lived.


#160

Hylian

Hylian

↑

Set said fire


#161

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Roasted marshmallows on said fire.


#162

Baerdog

Baerdog

^ Roasted his chestnuts on said fire.


#163

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Has terrible - and weird - double entendres. Mostly weird.


#164



makare

likes baer anyway


#165

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Knows the truth.


#166



Jiarn

^
Is destined for greatness


#167

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Is an optimist.


#168

Baerdog

Baerdog

Is a viking.


#169

Hylian

Hylian

^

has good news


#170

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Considers being beaten with a deep-frozen reindeer shank for calling a Finn a Viking "good news".


#171

Hylian

Hylian

^

knows me so well


#172



makare

hates vikings


#173

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Should, too.


#174

Hylian

Hylian

^

probably did not enjoy the movie "How to train your dragon"


#175

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Is possibly correct, since I decided to skip it. Not because of the Vikings, but because the premise sounded silly and the movie was marketed as a kiddy pic.


#176

Baerdog

Baerdog

^ Doesn't like kiddy pics.


#177

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Is partially correct.


#178

Baerdog

Baerdog

^ Should have a seat over there.


#179

DarkAudit

DarkAudit

^ Needs to keep his pants on.


#180

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Is late with his jokes.


#181

DarkAudit

DarkAudit

Fears the pinkness.


#182

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Is wrong.


#183

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

↑
Should really watch "How to Train Your Dragon," since it's a really good flick, even if they marketed towards kids


#184



makare

wants to cuddle while watching that movie


#185

Hylian

Hylian

^

Wants to murder people while watching that movie


#186

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

↑
likes to cuddle, to keep warm, since it's so cold out there


#187

Hylian

Hylian

^ should know I like the cold


#188

Baerdog

Baerdog

^ He's as cooold as ice, he's willing to sacrifice our looove.


#189

Bumble the Boy Wonder

Bumble the Boy Wonder

^ Should do Freebird next


#190

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Wants to see wrinkly old men humping liberated fowl.

Eww.


#191

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

↑ Has no respect for the different life-styles that wrinkly old men may have


#192



Jiarn

^

Wants to..... ALL HAIL HYPNOTOAD!


#193

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

↑ easily falls to the power of Hynotoad, but can't figure out a way to send him the money he desires


#194



Jiarn

^
Has no idea that he rea........ ALL HAIL HYPNOTOAD!


#195

Hylian

Hylian

^

has a weak mind


#196



Jiarn

^

Tries to stop Candlejack but will nev......


#197

Hylian

Hylian

^

is a fool to say that name outloud


#198



Jiarn

^

.......................


#199

Baerdog

Baerdog

Uses too many periods.


#200

Hylian

Hylian

^

Is missing to many periods.


#201



Biannoshufu

^ was once shot in the leg in a small town outside Reno, after commenting on a sex worker's appearance during her period. Then had to crawl across 34 miles of Nevada dessert in midsummer just to get back to his horse. After eating the horse, walked another 193 miles to Tahoe, where he narrowly avoided being shot and dumped in the lake by a mobster related to above sex worker. Stole a chevy truck and crashed it just across the Ohio state border a few weeks later, and was never seen again. Until now,


#202

Hylian

Hylian

↑

Knows to much about me and must be silenced


#203



Biannoshufu

^ is ultimately responsible through a series of betrayals, back stabbing, and corporate whoring, for the monstrosity that later gave birth to the modern day snuggie, after it rampaged through Bolivia, killing off all the original inhabits of the area. Is also responsible for Tickle Me Elmo, the rise and sudden popukarity of chocolate rain, and the downfall of the modern day Democratic party. Became responsible for all these events on the same day, in 1985.


#204

Hylian

Hylian

↑

Must have me confused with someone else since I wasn't alive in 1985


#205



Jiarn

^

Isn't fooling Biannoshufu for a minute with that lame excuse.


#206

Hylian

Hylian

↑

Must have found out about my time machine


#207



Jiarn

^

Doesn't realize how much useless information I know....


#208

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

↑
is amazed by the stuff that people don't know while playing Trivial Pursuit, especially about that one time at band camp...


#209

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Needs to have his eyes fixed. They're wonky as heck.


#210

Hylian

Hylian

^

can spot wonky eyes from miles away


#211



Jiarn

^

Has googly eyes like cookie monster


#212

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Once wrestled a completely shaven grizzly bear with one hand behind his back, butt-naked and smeared with honey.

It was just another Tuesday for him.


#213

Hylian

Hylian

^

has been following Jiarn around for years secretly watching his life


#214

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Assumes much. TOO much.


#215



Jiarn

^
Knows about the guy he hired to follow him around, documenting his life.... and is ok with that.


#216

Hylian

Hylian

^

knows all there is to know


#217



Jiarn

^
Is starting to figure things out. Maybe a little too much...


#218

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Doesn't know the guy the sleuth is following is actually a doppelganger. And that the sleuth's bed has been rigged... with three pissed-off wolverines.


#219

Hylian

Hylian

^

is a very angry pantsless viking


#220



Jiarn

^

Is totally into angry pantless vikings.


#221

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Is charting the sexual fantasies of fellow forumites.


#222



Jiarn

^

Doesn't want him to reveal his own sexual fantasies....


#223

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Should understand that there are things inside my head that would make Cthulhu shit his tentacles and cry "MOMMYYYYY!!!"


#224



Jiarn

^
Already knows about his fascination with tentacles and unmetionable parts.


#225

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Just barely scratched the surface.


#226



Jiarn

^
Likes to be scratched


#227



LordRavage

^ Could use some more cowbell.


#228



Jiarn

^

Has a fever, with only one perscription.


#229

Hylian

Hylian

^

likes to give out prescriptions even though he isn't a doctor


#230



makare

likes to sit on santa's lap... all year long


#231



Jiarn

^

Has a friend named "Um" and no she didn't just forget her friends name.


#232

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Is tantalized by the scent of jasmine.


#233

Baerdog

Baerdog

Smells like jasmine.


#234

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

↑
hates that everyone keeps bringing up the "Good News!" quote in conversations


#235



makare

is so wrong.


he loves it


#236

Baerdog

Baerdog

Is so right. I do love it.


#237



makare

looks pretty fly in his new coat


#238

Cheesy1

Cheesy1

^ flips off Harry Potter while saying, "No, I think going into the woods infested with giant fucking spiders is a RETARDED idea!"


#239

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Is sparkly. Therefore, is a vampire.

Quick, somebody stake him!


#240



Philosopher B.

^ Is too lazy to do his own stakin'. Or too busy not wearing pants.


#241

Hylian

Hylian

↑

is quick to point out other peoples faults


#242

Gryfter

Gryfter

^ is the pot calling the kettle black.


#243

Officer_Charon

Officer_Charon

^is the kettle, firmly denying that his bottom is scorched


#244

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

↑
is secretly Dave, and still can't get anyone to open the door for him


#245

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Is secretly Neil Patrick Harris.


#246

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

↑
Is secretly a Swede, but tries to hide his shame by doffing his pants and spending as much time as possible in saunas


#247

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Will be mourned, but not with an open casket. The mortuary people won't be able to dislodge the deep-frozen cod jammed sideways down his throat.


#248

Baerdog

Baerdog

^ Wants a viking funeral just like his Norwegian ancestors.


#249

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

↑
pulls out big frozen fish when irritated, but should know that herrings make great ranged weapons when frozen drat

Wants to lead the ceremony


#250



makare

confuses and delights me


#251

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

↑
is easily amused, since I'm such a dull boy


#252



makare

apparently engages in all work and no play


#253

Hylian

Hylian

^

engages in all play and no work


#254

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

↑
used to engage in copious amounts of mallet usage, now just tries to confound Santa year-round


#255



makare

wants to get his hands on hylians mallet


#256

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

↑
wishes that it wasn't so cold outside, but knows that spring is still many months away


#257

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Probably isn't that cold.


#258

Gryfter

Gryfter

^ Is totally used to being cold.


#259

Officer_Charon

Officer_Charon

^has been known to trade in small furry animals


#260

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Has a mix tape for high-speed chases down the countryside.


#261

Officer_Charon

Officer_Charon

^is closer to the truth than he might think


#262

Cheesy1

Cheesy1

^he can't drive . . . FIFTY-FIIIIIIIIIIVE!!!!


#263

Hylian

Hylian

↑

likes to shout


#264

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

↑
likes to let it all hang out and bounce about


#265



makare

smells like a goat


we dont ask questions >.>


#266

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Employs professional sniffers to bring her up-to-date information about the body odours of forumites.


#267



makare

"smells like milk and something that seems like cinnamon but no that's not it."

I fired that guy. I don't pay for vagueness


#268

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Is a strict employer.


#269

Hylian

Hylian

↑

Secretly enjoys watching people fired


#270

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Has a flamethrower ready, just in case I get bored.


#271

Azurephoenix

Azurephoenix

^
Is a kickass nordic fellow


#272

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Is correct.


#273

Gryfter

Gryfter

^Is stating the obvious.


#274

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Should know that obvious is a point of view.


#275

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

↑
is actually being subversive while seemingly being obvious


#276

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Knows too much and must be eliminated.


#277

Azurephoenix

Azurephoenix

^

Is more likely to suggest hanging out in a sauna than actually eliminating people


#278

Officer_Charon

Officer_Charon

^believes that sauna is a form of martial arts


#279

Azurephoenix

Azurephoenix

^

Believes he never broke the law... HE IS THE LAW!!!


#280

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

↑
knows that Officer_Charon has him on his radar and is keeping tabs on him all the time


#281

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Keeps a towel ready. Just in case.


#282

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

↑
Knows it, lives it, loves it... but just doesn't know what "it" is


#283

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Fools himself by taking unwillingness to share for ignorance.


#284



Jiarn

^
Claims ignorance for sharing fools unwillingly.


#285

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Is a cunning linguist.


#286

Bones

Bones

his line was almost as good as delicious linguine.


#287



Jiarn

^

Is probably hungry, thinking about pasta....


#288

Bones

Bones

is totally right, bones is sick and waiting for his amazing father to make him a pot of chicken soup. colds=BULLSHIT!


#289



Jiarn

^

Is so sick that he doesn't realized chicken soup is not pasta.


#290

Bones

Bones

^doesnt realize it contains pasta, i think, fuck you are probably right... @_@ i iz sick and gone out to lunch.


#291



Jiarn

^

Should probably be sleeping instead of posting -grin-


#292

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Gives lifestyle tips to fellow forumites.


#293



Philosopher B.

^ Gives lifestyle tips to those foo's who still cling to their pants.


#294

Bones

Bones

apparently like to participate in the pants off dance off.


#295

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Must join the movement. Down with the trouser regime!


#296

Bones

Bones

is mistaken if he thanks bones wears pants....


#297



Philosopher B.

^ Is hip to the movement. Also knows how to party.


#298

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

↑
Likes to party with his hips and his pants on his hair.


#299

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Is running out of meaningful things to say.


#300

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

↑
Like me, has never had anything meaningful to say in this thread, is just havin' some fun with words.


#301

Hylian

Hylian

↑

keeps going and going and going


#302



Disconnected

↑
likes batteries. and all the things they power.


#303

Officer_Charon

Officer_Charon

^knows that batteries can only substitute for so much...


#304

Krisken

Krisken

^Knows that batteries...
are not included.


#305

Officer_Charon

Officer_Charon

^has been known to induce snarfing of Monster


#306

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Has a jaw that is classified as a lethal weapon.


#307

HCGLNS

HCGLNS

^Wears tube socks, but only ironic tube socks in a non ironic fashion.


#308

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Knows too much and must be silenced.


#309

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

↑
Wants to be really ironic, but usually comes out totally iconic


#310

Null

Null

^ really went downhill after season 3.


#311

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Is a disappointment to his badger parents.


#312

Null

Null

^ Is a joy to his reindeer forefathers.


#313

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Has studied abroad or two.


#314

Hylian

Hylian

↑

Has studied a few broads


#315

Null

Null

^ calls chicks broads.


#316

Cheesy1

Cheesy1

^prefers the term "Dames."


#317

Officer_Charon

Officer_Charon

^refers to his girls as "Ewes"


#318

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

↑
was once heard, while giving a ticket to an offender, to say "That necklace really sets off your eyes."


#319

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Listens to the fuzz scuttlebutt.


#320

Officer_Charon

Officer_Charon

^ scuttles the fuzz butt


#321

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Mistakes me for... A SWEDE!!!


#322

Officer_Charon

Officer_Charon

^ misheard me say "Norwegian"


#323

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Will be spared from a death by sturgeon insertion.

Will still have to suffer slaps on the face with a herring.


#324

Officer_Charon

Officer_Charon

^Was actually once accused of being Danish


#325

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Is spouting lies and misinformation like a Minnesotan.


#326

Officer_Charon

Officer_Charon

^Believes Minnesota is the new Tampere


#327



makare

doles out swift justice... in his mind


#328

Cheesy1

Cheesy1

^probably wouldn't mind being a victim of OC's "swift justice."


#329

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

↑
Likes to insert innuendo into innocent conversations


#330

Cheesy1

Cheesy1

^knows me so well.


#331



LordRavage

^ Falls in a well. ;)


#332



makare

chases the white rabbit


#333

Hylian

Hylian

↑

caught and ate said rabbit years ago


#334



makare

looked on in envy


#335



Disconnected

^still wants me


#336



makare

is the white rabbit i ate


#337

Officer_Charon

Officer_Charon

^has imbibed too many substances labelled "Eat Me"


#338



makare

thinks i drink what i eat apparently


#339

Officer_Charon

Officer_Charon

^is a smarty McSmartass


#340



makare

loves that about me


#341

Officer_Charon

Officer_Charon

^Will never have a warbelt, at this rate


#342



makare

never tells me what is right only what is wrong :(


#343

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

↑
is frustrated with only negative reinforcement, would like a little lovin' too


#344

Null

Null

^ once had a torrid affair with Doctor Zoidberg.


#345



makare

is easy to please


#346

Officer_Charon

Officer_Charon

^prefers her torrid romances with a touch less claws and carapace, if you please...


#347

Null

Null

^ reportedly, does not.


#348

Officer_Charon

Officer_Charon

^knows too much, and will be receiving a member of the Commisariat later


#349

Azurephoenix

Azurephoenix

^

Has an itchy trigger finger.


#350

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Suffered a complete burn-out. And got better.


#351



makare

should get a new avatar. it is the thing to do.


#352

Officer_Charon

Officer_Charon

^needs to cool it with the avatar-changing. It has been known to cause confusion in forumites


#353

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Is easily confused.


#354

Officer_Charon

Officer_Charon

^was recently the victim of a drive-by assault-by-herring, and is still sort of shocky


#355

Emrys

Emrys

knows this because he threw the herring.


#356

HCGLNS

HCGLNS

^Once killed 12,000 Finnish sauna competitors while trying to perfect a BBQ recipe.


#357

Azurephoenix

Azurephoenix

^

Needs more styrofoam


#358



makare

needs more bubblewrap

fuck yeah bubblewrap!


#359

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Wants bubble wrap for Christmas.


#360

Hylian

Hylian

↑

wants to pop said bubble wrap


#361

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Just made me want to say a very dirty double entendre.


#362



makare

should say it because the dirtier the better


#363

Null

Null

^ heard that about them.


#364

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

↑
is still trying to figure out to to get a single entendre


#365

Null

Null

^ Once participated in a quadruple entendre, which is illegal in Texas.


#366

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

↑
Damn right, Skippy. You know that it confuses the hell out of the Rednecks.


#367

Null

Null

^ Has confused me with Skippy.


#368



makare

is neither skippy nor happy go lucky


#369

Cheesy1

Cheesy1

^prefers Jif over Skippy.


#370



makare

Is so right!

Jif for the win


#371

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

Is wrong, so very, very wrong. Peter Pan is the best for a jar, but best of all is Reese's Miniature Cups.


#372

Null

Null

^ knows his peanut butter.


#373



makare

isn't really the Stig

Sparhawk is dead to me!!


#374

Null

Null

^ can hear my thoughts if she tunes her radio to 88.4


#375

Officer_Charon

Officer_Charon

^ is still in denial about the superiority of Jif Creamy. All others are fail.


#376

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

↑
Has always tried to model his wardrobe after Ponch on CHiPs.


#377

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Once ate a hippy.


#378

Null

Null

^ Drives like James May.


#379

Thread Necromancer

Thread Necromancer

^ Drives it like he stole it.


#380

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

↑
The one it was stolen from.


#381

Hylian

Hylian

↑

The accuser of many


#382

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

↑
Defender of all that have been falsely accused


#383

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Pointer at people.


#384

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

↑
has no arrows for his quiver


#385

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Trust more his directional arrows than the barbs of his wit ;)


#386

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

↑
Is coming into a battle of wits in an unarmed state


#387

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Believes himself a wordsmith, but is merely a fapsmith's apprentice.


#388

Hylian

Hylian

↑


has Sparhawk as an apprentice


#389

Baerdog

Baerdog

Didn't want Fanboy! as his apprentice.


#390

Hylian

Hylian

↑

Is secretly Fanboy!


#391

Null

Null

^ Is Fanboy!'s fanboi.


#392

Gryfter

Gryfter

^Secretly hates fanbois


#393

Null

Null

Mistakes the overt for secret.


#394

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Hides his face better than his hatred.


#395

jwhouk

jwhouk

↑
Could be worse, could be a New York Ranger.


#396

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

↑
Has known the pain that many a Ranger's fan has endured.


#397

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Is an expert in pain.


#398

Hylian

Hylian

↑

is a student of pain


#399

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Has studied Payne.


#400



Wasabi Poptart

Licks window panes.


#401

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Likes to bang widows.


#402

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

↑
Washes windows while watching widows.


#403

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Will wondrously wait while we wear wombat-wool winterwear.


#404



Wasabi Poptart

Wonders if it's wabbit season or duck season


#405

Cheesy1

Cheesy1

^Doesn't give a crap either way and would unload on both of them.


#406

Null

Null

^ Went to high school with Earthworm Jim


#407



Wasabi Poptart

^ Plotted world domination with Invader Zim.


#408

Null

Null

^ Shared a bathroom with Moist.


#409

Baerdog

Baerdog

^ Made some sweet armor.


#410

Null

Null

^ is appreciated.


#411

Officer_Charon

Officer_Charon

^ remains eternally unappreciated


#412

Grytpipe-Thynne

Grytpipe-Thynne

^ Likes using long words.


#413



Wasabi Poptart

^ likes arachnids


#414

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

↑
Did not like waiting to receive all her stuff for her new house.


#415

Officer_Charon

Officer_Charon

^shouldn't have paid off the moving company to keep Wasabi Poptart's Stuff.


#416



Wasabi Poptart

^ likes to move it move it


#417

Cheesy1

Cheesy1

^is QUEEN of the lemurs.


#418



Wasabi Poptart

^ is a loyal subject


#419

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

↑
Is having a more difficult time ruling her subjects since she has been exiled to an island of sand and sun.


#420



Wasabi Poptart

^ secretly wants to be a lemur on MY island


#421

Officer_Charon

Officer_Charon

^uses her milkshake to bring all the lemurs to her island


#422

Cheesy1

Cheesy1

^favorite flavor of milkshake is strawberry.


#423

Null

Null

^ prefers his milkshakes to taste of cheese.


#424

jwhouk

jwhouk

^ Pretends he's The Stig when he's driving his souped-up John Deere.


#425

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Has intimate vehicular knowledge about fellow forumites.


#426

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

↑
Has intimate knowledge of who on the forum likes to drop trou and who refuses to drop them.


#427

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Will never know the true power of my acolytes.


#428



Wasabi Poptart

^ has lemurs for acolytes


#429

Cheesy1

Cheesy1

^is her royal highness, our illustrious Queen Wasabi Poptart the 13th, self-proclaimed Lady of the Lemurs, etc. etc. hooray everyone . . .


#430



Wasabi Poptart

^speaks the truth :D


#431

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Truthifies fiction.


#432

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

↑
Fictionalizes truthiness.


#433

Hylian

Hylian

↑

Non fictionalizes fakiness


#434



Wasabi Poptart

^ rationalizes fake nonfiction


#435

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

↑
Just tries to survive, while doing time, on a island in the sun.


#436



Wasabi Poptart

^really knows where his towel is


#437

Hylian

Hylian

↑

Lost her towel when she bet on lucky 42 at the race tracks


#438

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

↑
Seems to have forgotten that WP is a she and not a he.


#439

Hylian

Hylian

↑

is talking crazy talk


#440

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

↑
Understands all types of crazy talk, and inventor of several dialects.


#441

Officer_Charon

Officer_Charon

^causes cops to regret taking Crisis Intervention Team training


#442

Null

Null

^ Instinctively faces magnetic north, and all of his legs are hydraulic.


#443



makare

is working hard for his money


#444

Null

Null

^ better treat her right.


#445



Wasabi Poptart

^doin' it all for his baby


#446

Null

Null

^ loading sixteen tons


#447

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

↑
Gets his money for nothing, and his chicks for free.


#448

Null

Null

^ plays the guitar on the MTV


#449

Cheesy1

Cheesy1

^can dance if he wants to, he can leave his friends behind.


#450

Null

Null

^ never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you


#451

Officer_Charon

Officer_Charon

^tells you what he wants, what he really really wants...


#452

Null

Null

^ has a future so bright, he's gotta wear shades.


#453

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

↑
Wears his sunglasses at night, so he can something, something, something.


#454

Officer_Charon

Officer_Charon

^Knows that sweet dreams are made of these... who is he to disagree?


#455

Null

Null

^ traveled the world and the seven seas, everybody's looking for something


#456

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

If you wanna be his lover, you gotta get with his friends...


#457

Hylian

Hylian

↑

Has no friends of his own so he rents some for a small monthly fee
Added at: 19:53


#458

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Was screwed over by one of those apparently cheap, 24-month friend contracts and was saddled up with a redneck platypus.


#459

Cheesy1

Cheesy1

^is a joker, is smoker, is a mid-night toker. He sure don't want to hurt no one.


#460

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Is wrong, dead wrong. I ain't pale an' a creeper, smokin' like a chimney-sweeper, nor lightin' a reefer.

Yo.


#461



Wasabi Poptart

^ one of the few Finnish rap stars


#462

HCGLNS

HCGLNS

^Satisfies.


#463

Hylian

Hylian

↑

Knows that phrase has never been used to describe him


#464



makare

brings the zings


#465

Baerdog

Baerdog

Zings her boobs.


#466



makare

should get packing


#467

Null

Null

Might be packing


#468

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

↑
is still unpacking from his last move, and just can't understand how he ended up with an extra box of "toys"


#469



makare

knows null all too well


#470

Officer_Charon

Officer_Charon

^ has misplaced a box of toys


#471



makare

is so wrong. I know where all my toys are... in my fun drawer ^_^


#472



Wasabi Poptart

^ has crayons and juice boxes in the fun drawer, too.


#473

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

↑
Seems to know just what makare has in the fun drawer.


#474



makare

is jealous


#475

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Invites people for play-dates.


#476



makare

might want to come over


#477



Wasabi Poptart

^ likes pantsless men


#478

Cheesy1

Cheesy1

^ain't just whistlin' Dixie. Or is she?


#479

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Is unsure of what WPT is whistlin'.


#480

Null

Null

^ Knows how to whistle.


#481



Wasabi Poptart

^ clean as a whistle


#482

Null

Null

^ Has a clean mind.


#483



Wasabi Poptart

^ can kill you with his mind


#484

Cheesy1

Cheesy1

^doesn't mind if you kill him.


#485

Null

Null

^ Keeps forgetting Wasabi Poptart isn't a him.


#486

Cheesy1

Cheesy1

^made me realize that my use of pronouns was confusing, as I wasn't meaning to refere to Poptart with the "him." I are learned good with speaking American.


#487



makare

is the him


#488

Hylian

Hylian

↑


Claims to not be a him


#489

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

↑
Is concerned with who the him is, but has always secretly been more of a fan of she.


#490

Null

Null

^ Likes Sandahl Bergman movies.


#491



makare

is quite certain i am not a him


#492

Null

Null

^ hums hymns in the hinterlands


#493



Wasabi Poptart

^knows what you'd do for a Klondike bar


#494

Null

Null

^ Has indeed done things for a Klondike bar.


#495



Wasabi Poptart

^ has in fact done things with a Klondike bar


#496



Biannoshufu

↑ once sodomized an entire colony of fire ants in 13 minutes.


#497



Wasabi Poptart

^ gave the ants roofies to loosen 'em up


#498

Hylian

Hylian

↑

Gave the uncles roofies to loosen them up


#499



Wasabi Poptart

^ had the videocamera


#500

Cheesy1

Cheesy1

^made millions off of incest porn sites.


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